Melbourne

[Meanderer]

I visited a massage shop at 609 Victoria Street, Abbotsford. Its telephone number is 0406 301 688. It is open from 11 am to 10 pm, seven days a week. I haven't seen any advertisements for this shop in Locanto or the local newspapers. This place was suggested to me by BraunInc.

The shop is located in an apartment and so you can't see the place from the street. Apartment 708 A is the one you are after. When you arrive at the entrance you need to use the intercom to contact the manager to ask her to open the door for you. Key in the numbers 70822 and then hit the OK button to ring their number. Say you are there for a massage and they'll let you in. Take the lift to the seventh floor and then follow the directions to the apartment.

When you arrive, the manager walks you through a kitchen to a small bedroom with a large queen size bed and a massage table jammed into it. It was hot and stuffy in the room the day I visited. There were cooking smells in the bedroom. While I was being massaged I had to listen to a couple of people talking loudly and building works outside. The kitchen and the bedroom were a real mess and so I would give it about 3 out of 10 for ambiance.

The place is managed and staffed by Asian women. The massage lady I was with on the occasion I visited was Alison. She is an Asian lady in her 30's. She said she works there on a Monday and Saturday. In terms of looks, she wasn't unattractive (perhaps 6 out of 10). She had good firm breasts but her face was a little hard, in my opinion. She was friendly and made a genuine effort to give me a good time. I appreciate that. When she was massaging me she was smiling and from time to time, would give me a friendly kiss.

The cost of a massage is $50 for half an hour and $80 for an hour. After about twenty minutes of massage she offered extras for $60. I said this was too much and we settled on $40 for a nude massage with a happy ending. I'm pretty sure full service is available at this place, but I'm not sure about the price and whether all ladies provide this.

The massage I received was pretty good, I would give it a 6 out of 10. The happy ending was pretty good too. I would give it 7 out of 10. She was affectionate and eager to please.

Will I return? Probably not. It takes a good half an hour drive for me to reach this place and there are better places which are closer to me.

[TugMan]

Hi all,

First ever post on this site.

Took a train to the city last week (Melbourne), thought I'd take a look at some of the camping type stores in Little Bourke st, saw a sign for Urban Kneads. Thinking it was just massage I decided to check it out, not even thinking it was that kind of place. Chose the half hour full body oil massage, paid 50 bucks and was told which room to go to. In came a beautiful blonde, I think she said she was from Poland, only been in Australia for a week, very nice personality. Massage was OK, not great but then she asked if I wanted extras, of course I said yes. Cost 90 bucks for naked hand job, touching but no fingers inside. All up cost me 140 bucks. Not cheap but the HJ was great! Showered and left happy but broke.

That was my first ever are & t (at 54 years of age), now I'm hungry for more.

I live in Thomastown so I've tried to find some this side of town.

I've looked through this thread but can't find any info on a place in high st Preston. They advertise on locato, don't know the name of the place but they are at 630 High st PRESTON. Sent a text asking how much for extras, the reply was ask the girls.

Going there tomorrow, will let you know if it's any good.

[Rocktronica]

Great review Knackers! Been trying to decipher this place. Obviously area is stated but tracking the number is harder. Been going through loca and having no such luck with numbers returning on different areas to the above mentioned.

After chatting with a friend about a review I posted about Gina, I decided to send a text to find out who was working since it was Sunday, then jumped in the shower. When I got out, I saw the text reply, saying Gina was in today. Perfect! I responded that I was on my way and would arrive in 45 minutes. I could not drive fast enough!

Both times I've seen her, she has answered the door in this little black teddy that gets me ticker ticking. She gives me a hug and leads me to the back room. She asks how long, I say an hour and handed her $150, and she promptly brings back $10 and sets it on my clothes, as I am already laid out and waiting.

We start out with a little chit chat as she strips, and I can never help but turn and watch as she does this, and I compliment her on such a nice body. She's neither skinny nor fat, and in my opinion, the perfect amount of weight.

Next comes about 35-40 minutes of pretty good massage, where she begins by straddling me and sits her weight down on my lower back and works my shoulders and neck. This was very effective for stretching out my spine, and she's good at putting some force into it. This time she was going a bit long on my back so I mentioned that my back was good enough and to please proceed to my legs. She immediately moves down and works each leg fully, including the occasional tickle that I live for. After giving me a good sturdy massage, she switches to very light finger drags all over, almost tickling, and makes a lot more sack contact to let me know what's coming after the flip..

[Cat Knackers]

Really good review Cat Knackers. I would appreciate if you can PM me some more details about this place so I can go and have a try myself.

Thank you

Sorry, mate, but there's too many things wrong with your request.

1) I don't know you.

2) You haven't contributed anything.

3) You're not even set up to receive PM's.

4) Did I mention I don't know you and you haven't contributed anything? RTFF.

Cheers

[Cat Knackers]

WTF is a "bowl massage". Also just because a woman has a dicky leg, doesn't mean she can't give good sex, or a decent handjob. I'd rather do a disabled chick than a fat chick any day. Its all about equality!

Sifting through the rhetoric and judging by the typos, DTM, I'd be guessing he went a bit dyslexic and misspelled "blow job", but didn't trust her "shirt" service. LOL.

I agree that just because a lady has a dicky leg doesn't mean she can't offer great service, and probably appreciates someone giving her a chance at the cash, too. Disabled ladies need love too!

[DanTheMan]

Dear friends,


The second place located in level 2/ 56 Leeds St Footscray but it is very strange no shop name in it and no phone number yet, I went to upper level a lady reception called Jenni in there also the owner and masseur, I ask why no name for the shop, she said she is the new owner for the place not yet have name on it. Bring me to the room do very shirt massage almost wake me up, when I want left early she ask me if I pay extra she can do special massage for me, all thought she do the shirt massage but I like her looking middle age big breast, I said OK, but again very shirt hand job I didn't come out, she offer if I pay more she can do the bowl job for me, not trust her anymore, shirt place for massage and special.


So I tell lie to her I have to back to work for something important, I search from mobile for local massage shop a place call Life Care Frankston locate in 342 Nepean HWY, Frankston phone no:9770 2343. The masseur is a short Taiwanese lady only can speak Chinese few English, at the beginning she said she can offer special service, So I skip massage part to do the bowel job straight away, free to touch her body. Wonderful body and bowel job skill recommend.

The Fourth place I recommend a place call Massage Today located in 143 high st Thomastown phone no: 9044 9446, have white fully shaped nice looking ladies but they only provide bowel job and hand job not sex. Special service is perfect massage is shit.

St Kilda always the best place for fun, but can't find hooker in there in the day time, so the local massage shop is a perfect place for relax and fun, introduce a Massage shop called Sabaydee Thai Massage located Lv1/46 Acland st ST Kilda phone no: 9942 0607 as I never try Thai lady but is very disappoint Their Thai Staff is doggy face, They sent me to the city branch told me have nice ladies in there, where located in shop 4 A,101-103 LT Bourke st Melbourne CBD, a nice looking lady but can't walk properly left and right leg can't balance I fell guilty if she do special service to me, so I choose the other lady called Linda From Hong Kong do for me, nice clean place but Don't like the open roof, during the massage another customer come in the lady can't walk properly bring the customer into the other room, it is too noisy I want finish early pay the extra to Linda touch her body and she play with my dick and suck it. After few minutes I hear the groan from the other room, what an ass hole customer can let that lady do the special service to him, what kind of this people.

I exploded and left early still feel guilty for that lady can't walk properly. Not really recommend.

I will post more place for fun during the weekend.

WTF is a "bowl massage". Also just because a woman has a dicky leg, doesn't mean she can't give good sex, or a decent handjob. I'd rather do a disabled chick than a fat chick any day. Its all about equality!

[Witchdong]

The place in Church St near Swan that had a vaguely martial arts name and where my experience was such that I would rather put my knob through a meat grinder that return has closed and opening there is 'Cherry Blossoms'.

Also the place on the corner of Burke / Wattletree with extremely squeaky floors upstairs and an hair salon downstairs which never had staff when I wanted an haircut is empty and up for lease.

[Clony]

After chatting with a friend about a review I posted about Gina, I decided to send a text to find out who was working since it was Sunday, then jumped in the shower. When I got out, I saw the text reply, saying Gina was in today. Perfect! I responded that I was on my way and would arrive in 45 minutes. I could not drive fast enough!

Both times I've seen her, she has answered the door in this little black teddy that gets me ticker ticking. She gives me a hug and leads me to the back room. She asks how long, I say an hour and handed her $150, and she promptly brings back $10 and sets it on my clothes, as I am already laid out and waiting.

We start out with a little chit chat as she strips, and I can never help but turn and watch as she does this, and I compliment her on such a nice body. She's neither skinny nor fat, and in my opinion, the perfect amount of weight.

Next comes about 35-40 minutes of pretty good massage, where she begins by straddling me and sits her weight down on my lower back and works my shoulders and neck. This was very effective for stretching out my spine, and she's good at putting some force into it. This time she was going a bit long on my back so I mentioned that my back was good enough and to please proceed to my legs. She immediately moves down and works each leg fully, including the occasional tickle that I live for. After giving me a good sturdy massage, she switches to very light finger drags all over, almost tickling, and makes a lot more sack contact to let me know what's coming after the flip..

Really good review Cat Knackers. I would appreciate if you can PM me some more details about this place so I can go and have a try myself.

Thank you

[Bell 37]

Boronia now has something like 10 massage businesses. Feeling like a change from my usual AMP a couple of suburbs away I did a search of the forum under Boronia and decided more out of curiosity than anything else to try the place next to the 7/11 store. This place had a couple of reports some six months ago that were perhaps negative but interesting as well (depending on what you call interesting I suppose but reports that mentioned of a range of quite different girls including a 6'3' African).

Called in at about lunch time today and was greeted by what I took to be the receptionist. A plump young Thai girl with a low cut dress displaying her ample boobs. A pretty face and good English. Said she was the only one working that day and was fully booked until 4. 00 pm. I asked if she did a nude massage but she said she didn't but the English girl would be working on Monday and she provides a nude service.

If you search for Boronia on Locanto there are lots of adverts for this place and for a 22 YO English girl at the same address. In her photo she looks quite slim, busty and attractive but an ISG forum report suggests she is much larger than her photo shows.

If I get round to going back I will provide a report. If any forum members have tried her some comments by PM or otherwise would be appreciated.

I was going past this establishment yesterday afternoon and called in to see if I should book for the "English girl" for Monday. She (Lauren) was actually working and as she was bright and chatty and not unattractive I booked her for the first appointment today. Arrived a few minutes early and was shown into one of the two small rooms. There is a third massage table behind a curtain at the front of what is one of a row of shops. Massage prices are quite low. $40/30 and $50/45.

Quoted price went up quite a bit for nude plus happy ending but I thought it is a while since I had a massage from a European girl so would give it a try. Lauren was a backpacker from Birmingham out here on a 12 month working holiday and said she had been working here for two months since she had arriven in Melbourne and that it was the first time she had done this work. She was probably about the claimed 22 years. A little bit plump perhaps but not to my mind overly so. Breasts were a good the size, nice face, a good suntan and a few tats. The nude massage turned out to be topless only. Massage was done with oil and was thorough and firm. Quite a lot better than most asian massages I have had. No teasing as we had agreed on the happy ending anyway but happy to have her breasts touched. I got the full half hour and for those that are concerned about hygene a new towel was put on the table as soon as I got off it.

WIR? Probably not as for the same price I can get full service from my local AMP. If you were just after a clothed massage probably good value. The happy ending was an extra $10 and I am fairly sure nothing more would be on offer. According to earlier reports on this forum full natural services have been had here but I am quite sure they won't be provided by the current girls and in any case I was not looking for this.

[Cat Knackers]

After chatting with a friend about a review I posted about Gina, I decided to send a text to find out who was working since it was Sunday, then jumped in the shower. When I got out, I saw the text reply, saying Gina was in today. Perfect! I responded that I was on my way and would arrive in 45 minutes. I could not drive fast enough!

Both times I've seen her, she has answered the door in this little black teddy that gets me ticker ticking. She gives me a hug and leads me to the back room. She asks how long, I say an hour and handed her $150, and she promptly brings back $10 and sets it on my clothes, as I am already laid out and waiting.

We start out with a little chit chat as she strips, and I can never help but turn and watch as she does this, and I compliment her on such a nice body. She's neither skinny nor fat, and in my opinion, the perfect amount of weight.

Next comes about 35-40 minutes of pretty good massage, where she begins by straddling me and sits her weight down on my lower back and works my shoulders and neck. This was very effective for stretching out my spine, and she's good at putting some force into it. This time she was going a bit long on my back so I mentioned that my back was good enough and to please proceed to my legs. She immediately moves down and works each leg fully, including the occasional tickle that I live for. After giving me a good sturdy massage, she switches to very light finger drags all over, almost tickling, and makes a lot more sack contact to let me know what's coming after the flip.

She drags her beauties up and down my front, then stops with them in my face where I tend to them nicely. The whole time, she's letting out little moans and grinding herself on my stomach. Next she slides down so that she's on top of it and grinding it against my stomach with her spadge while she's playing with my nipples, and after a minute she makes a tongue trail down to give my sack a good bath, followed by several licks up the length of my manhood. I was in heaven! She grabbed the lotion and squirted a little on my friend before I could ask if she does oral, to which she responded "sure, but that costs a little more", and of course I said "Absolutely no problem!

As she leans forward to grab a tissue to remove the lotion, she gives me a sideways look and says, "please don't cum in my mouth, OK? I quickly agreed and promised to warn her when I was close. What followed was one of the most relaxed and sensual oral pleasures I can remember, ever! It even seemed like she was making it last for me, because I would get close and just about to warn her when she'd change things up and let me settle before she'd take the feelings back up again. This must have happened at least three times, and finally I told her she could go ahead and finish me off with her hand because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to warn her in time if she continued.

She gave me a big smile, a couple more head bobs, then climbed up and straddled me with her warm, wet parts covering my balls and my member sticking out in front of her. She grabbed some lotion and started grinding and wanking. I had to watch this. It looked as if she had a cock and was jacking off! She rolls her eyes back and moans the whole while she's doing this. I'm about to explode and tell her I'm close, but before I do, she moves my cock behind her and again presses it into her crack as she uses her ass and her hand to simultaneously take me over the edge. Amazing!

I'm hooked, addicted, whatever you want to call it. All I know is, if I was 20 years younger, I'd be making a play for this girl and wouldn't let anyone stop me, and even told her as much when she hugged me.

It really made me feel even better when she never brought up the cost of the extra, nor reminded me, even after the very nice hot towel clean up. I chose this option over a shower. I got dressed and as I was leaving, I handed her $50 and asked if that was enough. She said yes, gave me another hug and kiss on the cheek, and walked me to the door.

This girl should be on everyone's bucket list. Very nice massage, very sweet girl-next-door, both in looks and being down to earth. She doesn't wear makeup and doesn't fit the barbie doll image, or model for that matter, but I would choose her over many many of the others I've seen. She's the kind you see on the street and wouldn't imagine her doing this; truly the kind you safely take home to mum.

Treat her nice, fellas, she really is a gem and deserves all the niceness she receives.

Happy punting, everyone!

Knackers.

[Ausmann]

Hi all,

Was driving past Footscray today (Sunday), was keen to try a place in the area and decided to go to 249 Barkly St, entered shop and was greeted by young Viet girl, led me up the stairs to a small room, read out the prices and I chose the $80 for half HR nude massage with happy ending. The massage was pretty good but a rather rushed job, on the flip got straight into things, the HJ was pretty good but the finish could have been better, the girl had a great body, nice firm top, touching was ok but at times she backed off a little, this girl (Annie) works only on the weekends. They are open till 10 pm. WIR? Yes I hope to return on a weekday to see the others.

Cheers,

Ausmann

[TheWeeknd]

I tried out 291 A High Street Preston before Christmas. It was pretty similar to the other reviews I read here. The door is plain and there's no sign, just a flashing 'open' sign and you walk in and up the stairs.

Think I was quoted $70 for half hour nude massage and $140 (or $120?) for an hour.

I chose 30 minutes and got my kit off. The masseuse was a chubby Chinese lady, maybe 35-40. Not a stunner by any means, but smooth skin and her boobs were still firm and not too small. The massage was below average with just some rubbing on the back, shoulders and limbs. While still on my front she started rubbing my sack and sausage which felt quite good and got me into the mood.

After the flip she offered a BJ for $20 more but I declined. The HJ was a bit rapid-fire and felt rushed but it did the job. She was fine with me touching everywhere and it was nice to feel her get wet from my fingers. She was quite friendly and pleasant throughout and gave me a big kiss when I was leaving.

WIR? Not any time soon. I don't punt much when I'm in Melbs but there's a few other places I'd like to try. There doesn't seem to be that many options north side which is disappointing.

[Ausmann]

Hi all,

Was tempted to try one of the Japanese girls advertising on locanto, after a few text messages made my way to an apartment down Flinders lane in the city. When I entered one of the Japanese girls showed me into a small room with mattress on floor, it was $60 for 30 min massage and 60 for topless and so on but, all I had was $40 on me, so settled for HJ $40 with some touching. Massage was OK, HJ was not the best, girl was quite friendly though. WIR? No, much better places around.

Cheers,

Ausmann

[Ercildale]

Passing by, and on a whim, thought I'd give this place a a try. Met by the mamasan, a mid 40's woman, who seemed to be the only one on duty that day, who showed me into a fairly dark room, illuminated only by a small lamp, and closed off from the rest of the establishment by a heavy curtain. The charge was $45 for a half hour massage.

After undressing down to my jocks, lay face down on the table, and waited. Noted the box of tissues in the corner, which always augers well. The same lady came in, accompanied by a younger girl. The older one asked if it was OK if the other one watched. A work experience thing, I guess. No problem, I replied. For the next 15 minutes, the older one delivered a pretty decent massage, on my neck, back and legs, right down to the bum crack, all the while apparently giving direction, in Chinese, to her apprentice. Once the girl left the room, however, things cranked up. The undies were promptly removed, and the massage took a pleasing turn to focus on my inner thighs and nether regions. At the time of the turn over, I was asked if everything was alright. I said it was. I then got the offer for a tug, given by the universal gesture, followed by three or four fingers. Hard to tell in the gloom. I countered with two fingers, which seemed to be happily accepted.

A very satisfactory tug followed, no rush, and my masseuse gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek, before continuing the frontal massage. All in all, $65, and a very enjoyable experience.

WIR? Very possibly.

[Cat Knackers]

I guess the thing that got me with this one is that it's a private residence, and I didn't find an ad anywhere. This was actually obtained through here, so it was different to me. I don't get too concerned when there's an ad, because it doesn't take Mickie Spelane to text and show up to find out what's going on. The PM caught me off guard, too. I don't want to stir up trouble; to me it's like shitting in my own back yard and I could lose out for it. Maybe it's just the lack of sleep from all the Punting I've been doing, haha! Sleep deprivation and loss of fluids will do yer head in. And you have a point, OnlyAGame. Might as well help this guy spread the word, right?

1st message.

Clayton South

Hi CK

Happy New Year! I'm sending you a private message in behalf of some friends in this joint which I noticed you already have a nice experience. As you probably know, it is a bit risky to mention the joint's address in any forum as it could be tracked down leading to some actions from authorities. I am appealing to you to edit the address and be a little bit more discreet with some critical info.*

Thank you so much and my friends will really appreciate if you could edit the street address for them.
Cheers,
Niceboy15

2nd Message -.

Thank you so much CK. I appreciate your prompt reply. I fully understand what you mean about not mentioning the house number. However, that area is not so big so I guess my friends are a bit concerned that they could be easily identified. I am not in any way connected to the business except that I've known them for a long time and as you realise their english is not the best. Just like you I go to see and enjoy their service when I got the time. They have been nervy since your post coz they have already experienced being shut down in another place back in Keysborough.

Again thank you for any help you can extend to them so we can enjoy the service they provide.

Cheers!

And I'm just going to throw it out there. If I ever post something that's missing enough info that someone can't figure it out, or anyone wants to know more about, send me a PM. I'm really not trying to be cryptic, so much as I'm trying to be cautious and discreet, keep the players in the game, so to speak.

Cheers,

Knackers

Knackers, I would be taking any such messages with a big grain of salt. They will be from a fellow punter who is trying to curry favour with said service providers by telling them about the existence of this and other forums and reporting to them if they are mentioned.

You know the sort of bloke, every parlour & brothel has them-basically a desperate hanger-on.

Next time you get one of those messages remind the sender that this is a discussion forum and that if the people he is trying to brown nose to don't like being publicly discussed perhaps they should enter a different industry and start paying taxes like the rest of us. Why not publicly post these messages so we can see who it is?

The name of the website is The International Sex Guide, but it wouldn't be much of a guide if no-one knew what anyone was referring to.