Melbourne

[Germinator]

Nirvana Massage QV appartments. One of my worst ever punts. $80, place stinks, woman is nothing flash, massage was crap.

Michelle is in her mid to late 40's and is well passed her prime despite having a nice slim figure. Her service is unique but she struggles to keep appointments on time.

She somehow wastes so much time that it's just not worth seeing her. She can't keep the place clean either and it's a mess most days.

[Switched]

I'd like to add one.

Make sure there is a clock on the wall. Nothing worst than finishing a session, cleaning up, checking your phone only to realise you missed out on a chunk of session time.

[JimmyTheMan]

Lads,

Some recent punts on the rnt circuit.

Hall St Moonee Ponds. $50 massage, $20 for the finish. Old duck, only one working at the time.

Nirvana Massage QV appartments. One of my worst ever punts. $80, place stinks, woman is nothing flash, massage was crap.

Wheetsheef Road Glenroy. Tried this place, $40 for half hour, no extras offered.

Atherton Road Oakleigh. $40 for half hour, no extras offered.

Will add some more soon.

Jim

[Witchdong]

Running a successful massage parlour shouldn't be that difficult. With our collective knowledge from a customer's perspective, I'm pretty sure we can put these PRC big bosses out of business! Here's where I would start:

1. Pick a place with plenty of foot traffic outside and with easy parking.

2. Make sure the rooms have proper walls, and not just curtains. Patch and paint the walls. Get rid of those corny accupuncture charts.

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9. Only pick girls who are prepared to provide a HJ. Without HJ on offer the business will die a quick death unless there's some other reason to come. Charge only $20 for this. HJ is the second most important issue after time. The only place which flourishes without HJ is Helen's Oasis Calm because her prices are low and the girls are young.

Great template which should be sent to all of the parlours. Personally I'd prefer a discrete entrance with maybe a Church of Scientology Life Experiences sign, room walls to be sound proof. Nothing like listening to some poor Joe trying to find a polite way to say 'rip my knob off' or somebody shagging next door when you're with a 'I don't do that' girl. Also HJ to be included in the price, if somebody doesn't want one, they can argue for a discount LOL. $20 for a BBBJ and $30 for FS.

[The DudeAbides]

Hi,

Was interested in your other Exp at TT. I have had really crap times here, mechanical or girl is bored, you recommend any others at TT?

It's not too hard to get a good WL at TT. You just have to be a bit bold. When the WL's come out for the intro, hold out your hand to shake with them (that way they come all the way to you, not just lean on the door) , then hold their hand and ask a feeler question. Like "Do you kiss?" or "69?" or Point to your mouth, then to her pussy. Chances are if they respond positively then they are a bit more adventurous than the others. Also don't pick the tall, perfect looking ones, they are always stuckup princesses.

One time however I had one that responded very well at the intro, then pulled some forgetful shit in the room within the first five minutes. On impulse I got up (put an angry look on my face) and started to get dressed, saying "I'm going to see the manager."

Wow, did she jump into gear! I suddenly had all the power, usually I like a bit of shower fun (Rooms 3 & 4) then some DFK, pussy fingering, BBBJ and then the main event and finish off COT or COA. But this WL was obviously shit scared of me going to the boss. So I proceeded with the usual shower fun including BBBJ in the shower, then I had her lay down on her back on the bed with her head hanging off the end and face f'd her Sasha Grey style, really sloppy head, then dad her doggie over the bed and sprayed her baby oil bottle all over her butt area, fingered her ass and then "accidentally" plugged the wrong hole until finishing with a COF (and in her hair, which really pisses them off).

I'd love to know if she ever pulled that shit with anyone else after that.

Truth be told there's two types of Korean WL's, one's that are strictly after the green, and hate their work. The handful of others, seem to actually like the sex, and are genuinely horny like Stella and Mimi currently.

Another tip: try some WL's for 30mins and when you find one you like book her regularly for 60mins, they tend to treat you better the more regular or longer you book, and often they then dispense with the time wasting shit.

[VinceAU]

I'll be visiting Melbourne next week; could someone tell me if Paramount Health & Sauna Centre and Full Body Care (Paramount Shopping Centre in the CBD) are still offering extras? If so, who would you recommend for an RNT. I was last there a couple of years ago and tried out Janet and Lek but I guess they've moved on by now.

[SuperRaven]

Hi,

Was interested in your other Exp at TT. I have had really crap times here, mechanical or girl is bored, you recommend any others at TT?

So I drove up to Studio Honeys yesterday. After ready about amazing Samantha and super hot (but Ice Queen) Lisa and all the other amazing girls at this joint.

I felt like I had become the butt of some huge joke, the joint was like being on the casting couch for a Deuce Bigalow movie.

The stunning "tits and ass and tiny waist" references on various online reviews were about as true as Julia saying there will never be a carbon tax. OMG. OMG, OMG.

So I tried to bail after the first three WL's intro'd, the receptionist wasn't having that, insisting I must see all the six WL's on the roster. So a sat there mortified. Then got up to leave. The receptionist implied that I had wasted their time. Frankly I feel like invoicing them for my time and fuel, it's was quite a drive. I don't know how any punters could maintain an erection inside that joint.

Anyway, drove to TT. Stella was on holiday. Apparently only one girl available, with only two of five rooms occupied. Seemed unusually slow, even for a daytime. So out came Mimi for an intro. Wow. Holy shit, wow. She was less than 5foot tall, but she was a total hardbody, blondie hair, A-cup, Size 4-6, sweet ass, beautiful face. Perrrrrfect.

Yes! Book hour. DFK BBBJ DATY CIM CF & finger her.

WIR for Mimi? Hell yeah!

[Happy Chappy]

Normally an rnt man but after a win at casino a couple of weeks back I thought why not try studio 466. Got shown about 6 or girls who all looked very cute. When I visited this place a bit more nearly 10 years ago that was also true. I don't visit brothels a lot but the intros were pretty poor, maybe this is normal now. But 4 of them just poked their head barely into the room to say Hello. Two of them at least walked up to me and greeted me with a small element of decency. So out of the 2 I chose coco. This perhaps 23 yo just guessing was a Korean with large tattoo work on her back. She had a very nice body, ample puppies to play with sitting up nicely, small Bush, plain but cute face. 30 mins cost $140 on sat evening. She enters room seems a little shy, as though she is following an instruction sheet she goes straight for condom and starts sucking me. Very robotic like not finding it a huge turn on, I suggest 69. She said she doesn't do that. I say how about continue sucking from69 position just to give me a different view I won't even touch. No she says. WTF, if you are too shy for that is this the job for you. She sees I am bored so we get down to it. I thought I was happy to start her on top, but no she doesn't want that we must do missionary. So I go that for a bit, some very fake sounds of enjoyment I am soon bored again. I suggest she try some handwork with me. After a few strokes she complains of a sore arm. Then I suggest doggie, after pretending not to understand and more whinging she finally agrees. I did enjoy this a little as she has a nice arse so good view but the poor attitude was enough of a turn off to date that I could not climax. Buzzer goes and I go to shower. She says are you not happy no come? No shit Sherlock. Oh forgot to mention when she was giving me a HJ she was even complaining when I touched her pussy!

Reminded me of similar brothel punts here 10 years ago. From now on I am sticking to a handful of old regulars on the rnt circuit and the odd new rnt punts. My regulars I can have a pleasant 30 mins, some mutual anal play, touch her pussy with no complaints and a relaxing massage for $60-$70 in total. At least with trying a new rnt if it does not work out I have only dusted a very small amount of money. Going to a brothel is often like booking discount flights where you get hit for so many "extras" along the way.

WIR. Haha you have to be kidding!

[AussieGaigin]

1. Pick a place with plenty of foot traffic outside and with easy parking.

9. Only pick girls who are prepared to provide a HJ. Without HJ on offer the business will die a quick death unless there's some other reason to come. Charge only $20 for this. HJ is the second most important issue after time. The only place which flourishes without HJ is Helen's Oasis Calm because her prices are low and the girls are young.

A lot of punters seem to feel uncomfortable going in / out of a shop with lots of passing foot traffic, especially if it is obvious what the place is. You would need to keep the shop fairly discreet (limited signage) , so you are not likely to attract a lot of casual visitors.

Make sure you get girls who know how to do a hand job properly. Nothing worse than those who drown your dick in oil, then attempt to amputate it, rather than make it an erotic experience.

[BionicMan]

Great stuff ED. If there was a "like" button I would press it.

Pleassssssse! Noooooo! No "like" button! Not for the content, it is remarkable, but let's keep those "social formats" away from ISG.

Let's keep a real, raw, breathing forum, not as some socializing venue where all is mainly fake.

[Tiki Tour]

Great stuff ED. If there was a "like" button I would press it.

Running a successful massage parlour shouldn't be that difficult. With our collective knowledge from a customer's perspective, I'm pretty sure we can put these PRC big bosses out of business! Here's where I would start:

1. Pick a place with plenty of foot traffic outside and with easy parking.

2. Make sure the rooms have proper walls, and not just curtains. Patch and paint the walls. Get rid of those corny accupuncture charts.

3. Keep the place nice and tidy and get rid of the boxes and shit which is usually lying around everywhere. Get rid of the broken furniture.

4. Place the staff kitchen right at the back. Customers don't want to see the girls shoving rice and fish in their mouths as they walk past. Don't have dirty plates and crockery lying around everywhere. The fish sauce and bean shoots stink the place out.

5. Provide clean sheets and towels for every punter. With all the tax that you are avoiding, you can easily afford some laundry detergent. I've lost count of the number of times I've contracted conjunctivitis from the face towel at the top of the table.

6. Instruct the girls not to have private conversations in Mandarin while they are massaging punters. The customer then thinks he is not the centre of attention.

7. Don't cut the massage short. One hour is one hour. Nothing irritates the customer more than this and they will never return if they feel ripped off. This is probably the most important thing to note.

8. Make sure the toilet and shower are clean. There shouldn't be any mould on the tiles nor [CodeWord140] all over the floor. Get rid of all the boxes and shit which is lying around in the bathroom. Provide some dry, clean towels.

9. Only pick girls who are prepared to provide a HJ. Without HJ on offer the business will die a quick death unless there's some other reason to come. Charge only $20 for this. HJ is the second most important issue after time. The only place which flourishes without HJ is Helen's Oasis Calm because her prices are low and the girls are young.

10. Girls should be trained in massage. Not all customers want a soft feather touch massage from an unqualified uni student.

11. Treat the customer with respect. They will return if the experience has been enjoyable.

12. A bigger gold Chinese good luck cat with the swinging arm is not going to get you any richer unless you follow the above steps.

[OwnerOperator]

The massage parlour or are and t most are just set up for profit for short term lease no money spent is more money gained.

Rule to run 1 pay low wage or no wage have slaves.

Rule 2 don't fix anything even if its roof leak.

Rule 3 wash linen once a week.

Rule 4 don't pay electricity bill, water bill as in different name keep getting extensions for hardship ruling.

Rule 5 cut customer time short in order for next booking to come.

Rule 6 roatate your staff to new ones and punters keep coming back (as you do)

Rule 7 run several of these places and as you get raided move all girls to the next one.

Rule 8 spend lots of money LOL.

Rule 9 if punter keeps spending keep the price high.

Its there to make money most do not care and have no intention of changing some legal brothels are even getting slack.

The golden rule like one of my girls trying it on her own put a picture of a twenty year old you when your 40 nothing like lying to a customer.

Anyway engine got some new ones now and also a legit massage one with themed rooms aslo will be doing an adult massage where we have the girls in g string no HJ or that stuff though as laws are fine as long as no sexaul contact so you will basically be going home with a good massage and blue balls we are trialling it now seems to be ok and yes the girls can, massage.

[Loveit]

Went cruising round dandy this afternoon. Bugger all out early afternoon, but once it hit 5 o'clock saw 3 ladies out, all of aussie background. None of them appealed to me and there was no LE about at all. Figured dandy was a better bet than St. Kilda this weekend with the GP on.

[OnlyAGame]

Running a successful massage parlour shouldn't be that difficult. With our collective knowledge from a customer's perspective, I'm pretty sure we can put these PRC big bosses out of business! Here's where I would start:

1. Pick a place with plenty of foot traffic outside and with easy parking.

2. Make sure the rooms have proper walls, and not just curtains. Patch and paint the walls. Get rid of those corny accupuncture charts.

3. Keep the place nice and tidy and get rid of the boxes and shit which is usually lying around everywhere. Get rid of the broken furniture.

4. Place the staff kitchen right at the back. Customers don't want to see the girls shoving rice and fish in their mouths as they walk past. Don't have dirty plates and crockery lying around everywhere. The fish sauce and bean shoots stink the place out.

5. Provide clean sheets and towels for every punter. With all the tax that you are avoiding, you can easily afford some laundry detergent. I've lost count of the number of times I've contracted conjunctivitis from the face towel at the top of the table.

6. Instruct the girls not to have private conversations in Mandarin while they are massaging punters. The customer then thinks he is not the centre of attention.

7. Don't cut the massage short. One hour is one hour. Nothing irritates the customer more than this and they will never return if they feel ripped off. This is probably the most important thing to note.

8. Make sure the toilet and shower are clean. There shouldn't be any mould on the tiles nor [CodeWord140] all over the floor. Get rid of all the boxes and shit which is lying around in the bathroom. Provide some dry, clean towels.

9. Only pick girls who are prepared to provide a HJ. Without HJ on offer the business will die a quick death unless there's some other reason to come. Charge only $20 for this. HJ is the second most important issue after time. The only place which flourishes without HJ is Helen's Oasis Calm because her prices are low and the girls are young.

10. Girls should be trained in massage. Not all customers want a soft feather touch massage from an unqualified uni student.

11. Treat the customer with respect. They will return if the experience has been enjoyable.

12. A bigger gold Chinese good luck cat with the swinging arm is not going to get you any richer unless you follow the above steps.

I think point 7 should be refined to include something like:"The customer's time starts when the massage starts, not when he is shown to the room and left waiting for up to 10 minutes while the girl finishes her lunch / goes to the toilet / talks on the phone / pays the boss, etc"

There should also be a return to all inclusive pricing. Once upon a time you paid $60-$70 anywhere for a half hour with a nude masseuse and a guaranteed happy ending. You knew what you were going to get and there was none of the haggling that has now become the norm these days.

[The DudeAbides]

So I drove up to Studio Honeys yesterday. After ready about amazing Samantha and super hot (but Ice Queen) Lisa and all the other amazing girls at this joint.

I felt like I had become the butt of some huge joke, the joint was like being on the casting couch for a Deuce Bigalow movie.

The stunning "tits and ass and tiny waist" references on various online reviews were about as true as Julia saying there will never be a carbon tax. OMG. OMG, OMG.

So I tried to bail after the first three WL's intro'd, the receptionist wasn't having that, insisting I must see all the six WL's on the roster. So a sat there mortified. Then got up to leave. The receptionist implied that I had wasted their time. Frankly I feel like invoicing them for my time and fuel, it's was quite a drive. I don't know how any punters could maintain an erection inside that joint.

Anyway, drove to TT. Stella was on holiday. Apparently only one girl available, with only two of five rooms occupied. Seemed unusually slow, even for a daytime. So out came Mimi for an intro. Wow. Holy shit, wow. She was less than 5foot tall, but she was a total hardbody, blondie hair, A-cup, Size 4-6, sweet ass, beautiful face. Perrrrrfect.

Yes! Book hour. DFK BBBJ DATY CIM CF & finger her.

WIR for Mimi? Hell yeah!