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[Meanderer]

Times when I've politely said something like "sorry I think I might leave it today", I get a look of shock from the girl and a really bad attitude because she knows I think she's ugly and also a bad attitude from the mamasan because she won't be getting any money from me. I always get the feeling at AMP's that customers are obligated to stay, unlike brothels, where everyone is free to take a look at the line up and walk out if they choose.

I've had that reaction too. I don't enjoy the sort of guilty feeling when I walk away because they are often grumpy when you walk away. Not everywhere is like that, but in general, they are. Regardless of the reaction, the more I think about it, I think it's the right thing to do. I think nearly everyone who has posted about this matter agrees.

There are some massage ladies who, to be frank, are just plain ugly. It's not that I'm super fussy or anything, but there's nothing worse than having paid $50 to $100 and to be just lying there and looking forward to it being over. In the future, I think you have to be ready to walk away once you realise that you don't like what you see.

[Goboy]

Have been getting a regular FS massage here. Particularly appealing woman is Kitty a 28 year old PRC with large breasts who works on Tuesdays only. She also gets very very wet.

I have been there recently. Saw Kazua (kaz) who works Friday and Wednesday. She is Japanese, about 27yrs, moderately attractive, not overly talkative. I went in late in the day. They close at 6 pm. Stripped off fully, lay down, she came in and started a very medium light massage. She spent an eternity on my upper back, and I had to ask her to move down to the legs and rear end. No sign of much else.

I had booked an hr at $70. At the 40 min mark she asked me to flip (I thought she would never get there). No sign of much else.

Told me she had worked there a year, so I thought she must know the ropes. Asked her whether she did extra. Her attitude was one of bafflement. Like " do many place do that?" Had to tell her that it did happen at other places.

She agreed and I held up three figures to negotiate $ 30

Her work was a little inexperienced in style which made me think she had not been there as a regular.

She got the job done however.

Not the best of sessions though. A moderately good massage. A mediocre extra place is clean. No showers, hot towel.

Might return to see if anything else on offer on a different day

[Aussie Joe]

Guys, I've walked out not because the girl has given a bad service or not offered a type of service I want, but because I have just found the girl plain unattractive to look at. I don't want to have to shut my eyes or look away and try to create a mental picture in my mind of a lady I like the look of.

Times when I've politely said something like "sorry I think I might leave it today", I get a look of shock from the girl and a really bad attitude because she knows I think she's ugly and also a bad attitude from the mamasan because she won't be getting any money from me. I always get the feeling at AMP's that customers are obligated to stay, unlike brothels, where everyone is free to take a look at the line up and walk out if they choose.

[BogaB]

Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

Anyone else here in the same boat?

Who are you worried about offending? The ladies? The mamasan?

I walk without hesitation as only a certain type of girl appeals to me but do it politely. The way I look at it is I am buying a service and if the service provider is not to my liking then why buy? As you say, you are wasting your money and getting no satisfaction.

[Pedros Needs]

AJ.

I ask always up front politely and if its not on offer kindly thank them and leave.

Some do gooders in here have a problem with that, their issue not mine but done respectfully with a sorry I never consider it offensive.

I just make a note to go back in a few weeks time as it will be either on offer or they are closed down.

Merry Christmas all.

Pedro.

Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

I do prefer to visit AMP's rather than brothels as they're more discreet, but nowadays I've found it very hard to find any women in AMP's who are even slightly good looking. Many of them actually look like transexuals and I wouldn't be surprised if they were. The AMP in Orange Grove Bentleigh is a good example.

It would be nice to have some believable excuse I could use to get out of these places without offending. I always try to be polite, but whenever I've left before paying, I get a really bad attitude and on occasions even screamed at!

Anyone else here in the same boat?

[BionicMan]

Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

Anyone else here in the same boat?

I undersrtand where you are coming from but at the end of the day. It is your money.

It is also a way to communicate to the vendor they have to keep the quality level up.

Otherwise they keep on providing louzy services and providers, see a constant flow of customer "happy" to pay. And will feel no need to improve.

I do not think it is offensive if one walks out. It might appear so bu hey. We pay, they are not paying us!

Do they have a concern and are afraid of being offensive when they give a nonsense service and / or have a starfish attitude? No, as they think of the money.

No honey no money!

[Aussie Joe]

Has anyone here ever walked out of an AMP if you don't like the look of the ladies working there? In the past I've normally stayed even if I considered the lady unattractive, as to not offend, but now I'm just sick of wasting my $ and struggling to get get a hard on for these shockers.

I do prefer to visit AMP's rather than brothels as they're more discreet, but nowadays I've found it very hard to find any women in AMP's who are even slightly good looking. Many of them actually look like transexuals and I wouldn't be surprised if they were. The AMP in Orange Grove Bentleigh is a good example.

It would be nice to have some believable excuse I could use to get out of these places without offending. I always try to be polite, but whenever I've left before paying, I get a really bad attitude and on occasions even screamed at!

Anyone else here in the same boat?

[Witchdong]

Contrary to the common experience on the board here, I actually went to a brothel. No fucking around wondering if I was going to maybe get a $90 hand job, no touching tits through clothes like a 13 year-old kid at the movies, just actual sex. Not bad.

Went to Red Light Relaxation (Clayton). First time I'd been there, it's a good setup, at the end of a long street of warehouses etc. Chose girl 2 (can't remember her name) , who was Thai (Isaan) and must have been like 4'11" and probably weighed in at about 35kg or something. I've been watching the vids on creampiethais and had started to get a taste for these petite little playthings, so this one suited me just fine. Really good service, lots of personality, and only set me back $110 for 30 mins. There were about 5 or 6 girls on. A mixed bag as usual, but at least two standouts in the lineup.

Been to over a dozen around town but usually I don't write them up. You're right, you know the minimum you're going to get so the write up points are who's working and that changes rapidly (especially if somebody gets a good write up) plus added value like Greek / Spanish / DFK / DATY and those usually seem to be for select customers.

My main focus is a good massage, anything else is icing. The chance of that at a brothel is about 5, at an AMP, about 30. Apart from early days at Tope & Madam Leonies, brothel experience have been fairly ordinary with the exception of a bizarre afternnon at Ladies 4. Went in, shown to a well decked out room, couple of intros to women that didn't grab my fancy but was told a shift change was in progress and another 4-5 would come down in a minute. Relaxed on the bed, fell asleep for half an hour, woke up and sat around for another 15min or so, still no action so I left, wandered through the place like having just discovered the Marie Celeste, nobody around anywhere (didn't want to open any closed doors and give them the Burke and Will's treatment) and eventually left. Haven't been back for some reason.

Also in most AMPs, I don't get the 'another cog on the assembly line' feeling. Feelings seem to affect the min-brain as well.

[Rich Mahogany]

Contrary to the common experience on the board here, I actually went to a brothel. No fucking around wondering if I was going to maybe get a $90 hand job, no touching tits through clothes like a 13 year-old kid at the movies, just actual sex. Not bad.

Went to Red Light Relaxation (Clayton). First time I'd been there, it's a good setup, at the end of a long street of warehouses etc. Chose girl 2 (can't remember her name) , who was Thai (Isaan) and must have been like 4'11" and probably weighed in at about 35kg or something. I've been watching the vids on creampiethais and had started to get a taste for these petite little playthings, so this one suited me just fine. Really good service, lots of personality, and only set me back $110 for 30 mins. There were about 5 or 6 girls on. A mixed bag as usual, but at least two standouts in the lineup.

[Yellitg]

That is the going rate in the CBD.

That doesn't include the $50 for half hour mediocre skin Polish. All up you would be paying $130 to Polish your skin & your knob. Not very good value in anyones language.

[Mike Melb]

Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended. Snip.

Plenty going on if you want to pay $80 for a nude handy. Not this little black duck.

That is the going rate in the CBD.

[OceanWaves]

I'm very suprised that nobody here has mentioned 1533 High st, Glen Iris. Without doubt this place has the best looking Asian chicks in town. As a matter of fact, I just happened to go last night. The chick I saw was called Jo Jo about 7/10 in looks. Service about a 7/10.

Give it a go dudes, you won't be disappointed.

Tried this out. Wouldn't bother usual large tip required. Could touch through clothes but that's about it. Jo Jo is lovely but really it's just another over the top price for service. Nothing else appeared to be on offer.

Tried the other one out a couple of k's up the road. Even more expensive and nothing to tantalise you here's either. What's with the hot towels now. They have wiped drown a thousand dudes before. Really hygienic not.

[Yellitg]

Urban Kneads Little Bourke St. There's plenty going on there, highly recommended. Snip.

Plenty going on if you want to pay $80 for a nude handy. Not this little black duck.

[Krudd]

I've been critical of this place in the past (in truth it's a mixed bag) but to be fair, I had a great massage there today. Actually ended up with the receptionist (wears glasses, cute but I wouldn't call her hot).7/10 massage followed by a lovely wristy, initiated by her. $20 tip on top of $50 1/2 hr massage. Shop is clean. Girls usually cute. 50/50 chance of a tug which IMO makes the successes more satisfying. If I wanted a sure thing I'd go to a brothel or do it myself. So probably not recommended for the hardcore punters who scream and want their money back if things don't work out entirely, but good fun if you want a good massage from a cute young bird with the good chance of a wristy.

[PeterPowers99]

Lads,

Level 7, 343 Lt Collins St, has anyone tried there? Had a great massage but I asked about extras and was told no.

Have been getting a regular FS massage here. Particularly appealing woman is Kitty a 28 year old PRC with large breasts who works on Tuesdays only. She also gets very very wet.