Melbourne

[Chocha Monger]

Hi all,

Can I live a life in the footsteps of grandfather caramello.

He sounds like a damn legend.

At my workplace here in sunny Melbourne we had a number of individuals who lived quite a similar life.

I do agree with all the chit chat about moving to Philippines.

And I for one will like to make it happen.

Who's coming with me, have just purchased a presale condo in Cebu so let's make it happen.

The Australia I used to know and love has long since disappeared and won't be coming back anytime soon in my opinion.

Cheers lwd.

Who's going to join me??

Indeed, Grandfather Caramello was the Ned Kelly of mongering throughout Southeast Asia and Micronesia. The man was a freaking legend! He should be knighted as a hero of the Commonwealth, Sir Caramello. He never gave in to societal expectations and pressure to marry in order to gain imaginary respectability. He was an unrepentant monger through and through. All that ever mattered to him was the next root. Grandfather Caramello lived in a humble tin shack on the outskirts of Brisbane because he preferred to save every penny for his overseas mongering adventures. He cared very little for living pretentiously and taking on debt in Oz. Caramello was planning one last mongering hurrah to Southeast Asia when the Wuhan Reaper unexpectedly knocked him off his perch. He left behind a booty of $20,000 South Sea pesos hidden on the outskirts of Brisbane. I suspect Engine Driver is busy trying to find this treasure so he can take up the mantle and soldier on in the very large footsteps of the Aussie legend, Grandfather Caramello.

[DanTheMan]

Hi all,

Can I live a life in the footsteps of grandfather caramello.

He sounds like a damn legend.

At my workplace here in sunny Melbourne we had a number of individuals who lived quite a similar life.

I do agree with all the chit chat about moving to Philippines.

And I for one will like to make it happen.

Who's coming with me, have just purchased a presale condo in Cebu so let's make it happen.

The Australia I used to know and love has long since disappeared and won't be coming back anytime soon in my opinion.

Cheers lwd.

Who's going to join me??

I'll be there.

[LostWithinDays]

Hi all,

Can I live a life in the footsteps of grandfather caramello.

He sounds like a damn legend.

At my workplace here in sunny Melbourne we had a number of individuals who lived quite a similar life.

I do agree with all the chit chat about moving to Philippines.

And I for one will like to make it happen.

Who's coming with me, have just purchased a presale condo in Cebu so let's make it happen.

The Australia I used to know and love has long since disappeared and won't be coming back anytime soon in my opinion.

Cheers lwd.

Who's going to join me??

Grandfather Caramello was a legend! He fulfilled his biological function beyond Nature's wildest dreams. In his last days, he said that he enjoyed every minute he spent mongering without regret. He died in his own way after a half-century of relentless mongering and spreading his Aussie seed far and wide throughout Micronesia and Southeast Asia.

Just think of all the suckers who marry and spend their lifetimes trying to please the same old hen in a sexless marriage only to die alone anyway after she violates them in divorce court. Caramello beat them all! LOL!

[Chocha Monger]

I know when I retire, ill be doing the milk run to SE ASIA every chance I get. Nothing would make me happier than living out my retirement than boning women all day and night, without a care in the world.

People can me for being single, but I tell you, I'd rather life my life the way I want to, the real war, rather than living a lie as most do by claiming a happy marriage, yet cheating at any opportunity they get.

True! What use is money without a good root? There is no such thing as a happy marriage when a man has to sneak out for a good root with the threat of losing all his wealth if caught. It is better to be free as a bird and root as many nubile tarts as you can, for life is short. Tin shed be damned! Misery loves company and the married lads want other halfwits to join them in their folly.

[Engine Driver]

If you worked hard and acquired personal wealth the system punishes and precludes you from an aged pension. A recent comparison made the discord between recipients on 22.5 K / pa for the aged pension and a SMSF with 1. 5 ML in a CBA TD earning 1. 0% pa = 15 K. So fella, LOL! Don't be disgruntled about your milk bar income, it easily out preforms SMSF's. Thanks Engine, we all need reminding not to let our hobby kill ourselves and die lonely and penniless in a tin shack here or the PI.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

There was an article by the financial planner Joseph Palmer & Sons a few months ago in The Australian that described something similar. Let's suppose your retirement nest egg was $2 million in stocks. Assuming 5% annual dividends, this would yield $100 k in income for the monger. After tax, that leaves $70,000. Now all that is going to get you in Melbourne or Sydney, provided you already owned your own home, is a life of genteel poverty. And a sexless one at that. OTOH, if the monger rented out his Australian home, relocated to Flipsville, then the income from the rental plus the dividend income would buy a nice retirement life. You could get an endless procession of nubile 18-22 year old hookers to visit you each day in your condo to polish your purple headed yoghurt slinger. You could also get as much BBFSCIP action as you want to ensure the Philippines population did not decline. You won't need to waste your retirement income on condoms.

The only drawback with this retirement plan is what the fuck do you do during the day time? Flipsville is a third world shit hole with dreadful infrastructure and inedible food. It is not like LOS. Most likely, the monger will fall in with the other expat retiree loser crowd and commence drinking cheap San Mig Pilsener from 10.00 am onwards and be in bed, totally plastered, by 8. 00 pm each night. He would be too drunk to get it up. This cycle would repeat 7 days a week.

I sometimes thought about this idea of leaving everything in Australia and go to this BBFSCIP dreamland! I know this work colleague living in Perth and he did exactly this. Divorced in his early 60's, went to Philippines and now spent half a year there. He loved it and said that everything is cheap there. He eventually found this girl and brought her to Australia. He is till travelling back and forth though.

Everyone will know the reason why you are going to Flipsville. That is, to screw as many 18-22 year old LBFMs as you can. Despite your protestations that you are going there for scuba diving, snorkelling, Christian charity work or business opportunities, no one is going to believe you. You will be forever known as a dirty old man who preys on innocent girls. The people in Flipsville will also know why you are there. They will respect the size of your wallet, but not you. If you can cope with the social stigma and potential life time ostracism, then go for it!

[DanTheMan]

Grandfather Caramello was a legend! He fulfilled his biological function beyond Nature's wildest dreams. In his last days, he said that he enjoyed every minute he spent mongering without regret. He died in his own way after a half-century of relentless mongering and spreading his Aussie seed far and wide throughout Micronesia and Southeast Asia.

Just think of all the suckers who marry and spend their lifetimes trying to please the same old hen in a sexless marriage only to die alone anyway after she violates them in divorce court. Caramello beat them all! LOL!

I know when I retire, ill be doing the milk run to SE ASIA every chance I get. Nothing would make me happier than living out my retirement than boning women all day and night, without a care in the world.

People can me for being single, but I tell you, I'd rather life my life the way I want to, the real war, rather than living a lie as most do by claiming a happy marriage, yet cheating at any opportunity they get.

[Genuine Lotus]

Francis bacon said, "he that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief." The Chinese follow a very different set of rules compared to the violation that Aussies experience in family court. Aussies father children to serve as hostages for the ex-wife, labor for corporations, and a tax base for the government. The fortunate man is the one who lives for himself and not the reproductive prerogative of women and the state.

Choc; listen mate! That held during aristocratic and Renaissance times if you were born into a bloodline bubble; 99% of us are not. The world is vastly different now with JobSeeker and JobKeeper and a CentreLink milk bar income for some. The Milk bar mentality works in reverse here. If you worked hard and acquired personal wealth the system punishes and precludes you from an aged pension. A recent comparison made the discord between recipients on 22.5 K / pa for the aged pension and a SMSF with 1. 5 ML in a CBA TD earning 1. 0% pa = 15 K. So fella, LOL! Don't be disgruntled about your milk bar income, it easily out preforms SMSF's. Thanks Engine, we all need reminding not to let our hobby kill ourselves and die lonely and penniless in a tin shack here or the PI.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Chocha Monger]

By your definition, Grandpa Caramello was a very fortunate man indeed. He devoted his entire life to mongering in Micronesia and South East Asia, spreading his sperm with careless abandon among thousands of nubile, young nymphs. Total guilt free pleasure without the baggage the average monger carries. In over 40 years of mongering, he probably sired over 500 half cast bastard kids but never saw the need to marry nor acknowledge any of his offspring. He was always one step ahead of his conquests and was careful never to fall in love with any particular LBFM. In the end his hobby killed him. He died a lonely, penniless man in a tiny tin shack on the outskirts of Brisbane. His legacy is all those barefooted kids wandering around dirt poor villages in Asia still looking for their Aussie passports.

Grandfather Caramello was a legend! He fulfilled his biological function beyond Nature's wildest dreams. In his last days, he said that he enjoyed every minute he spent mongering without regret. He died in his own way after a half-century of relentless mongering and spreading his Aussie seed far and wide throughout Micronesia and Southeast Asia.

Just think of all the suckers who marry and spend their lifetimes trying to please the same old hen in a sexless marriage only to die alone anyway after she violates them in divorce court. Caramello beat them all! LOL!

[Engine Driver]

Francis bacon said, "he that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief." The Chinese follow a very different set of rules compared to the violation that Aussies experience in family court. Aussies father children to serve as hostages for the ex-wife, labor for corporations, and a tax base for the government. The fortunate man is the one who lives for himself and not the reproductive prerogative of women and the state.

By your definition, Grandpa Caramello was a very fortunate man indeed. He devoted his entire life to mongering in Micronesia and South East Asia, spreading his sperm with careless abandon among thousands of nubile, young nymphs. Total guilt free pleasure without the baggage the average monger carries. In over 40 years of mongering, he probably sired over 500 half cast bastard kids but never saw the need to marry nor acknowledge any of his offspring. He was always one step ahead of his conquests and was careful never to fall in love with any particular LBFM. In the end his hobby killed him. He died a lonely, penniless man in a tiny tin shack on the outskirts of Brisbane. His legacy is all those barefooted kids wandering around dirt poor villages in Asia still looking for their Aussie passports.

[Chocha Monger]

Dreamer, you could be in dreamland if you are an old goat believing to go into pasture to a life of bliss in an unfamiliar country like the Philippines. The Chinese believe, a man who is left childless or is unfortunate to have never produced children becomes a "limbless tree".

When a fella is divorced or separated, usually his previous partner turns against him and uses his children as retribution against him. It's cruel and it's called family violence and the justice system turns a blind-eye in their favour. When you are on your last leg of your journey you don't need riches, but it helps, more importantly, your closeness with sons or daughters or family and friends who can support you. Don't be the old elephant that walks off into the jungle, lies down, can't get up and dies while the heard walks on. Often, divorcees find themselves with betrayed friends and their family pet as their best friend. All the best to you!

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

Francis bacon said, "he that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief." The Chinese follow a very different set of rules compared to the violation that Aussies experience in family court. Aussies father children to serve as hostages for the ex-wife, labor for corporations, and a tax base for the government. The fortunate man is the one who lives for himself and not the reproductive prerogative of women and the state.

[PilotPaul]

When a fella is divorced or separated, usually his previous partner turns against him and uses his children as retribution against him.

There are also many valid reasons why people go on to lead new lives. We don't know dreamer4's life position.

For me, pre-covid I did run away to Ph regularly. When travel opens up again I will return to my old haunts while maintaining my respectful life here. I have explored the idea of moving there and it is not my long term plan.

If the Member for Philippines can do it and retain his seat in the Senate, then I can surely maintain my milk bar income here while enjoying some RnR.

PP.

[Engine Driver]

Some of the fake ads on Skokka are quite hilarious to read. A beautiful Jap girl with DCups offering her services for $150? Hahaha. And four types of blow jobs? WTF? Five years of learning Ingris in RWML and this is the best copy that the gang leaders can write. Hahaha. Don't fall for any of these ads, mongers. Once you go to the apartment in Box Hill or Glen Waverley, your dick will take control of your brain and you will end up fucking a 60 year old, Chinese grandma with saggy tits and garlic breathe. No amount of medication will help you erase that from your memory. You will be scarred for life. Hahaha.

https://au.skokka.com/escorts/melbou...37ap312179351/

[Kakariki]

Apparently, establishments offering therapeutic or remedial massage are allowed to open but those offering relaxation massage are not. I don't know who decides what's what or how they decide it.

The last place I visited I walked in very stiff and left very relaxed, so it must have been a therapeutic or remedial massage.

[Genuine Lotus]

I sometimes thought about this idea of leaving everything in Australia and go to this BBFSCIP dreamland! I know this work colleague living in Perth and he did exactly this. Divorced in his early 60's, went to Philippines and now spent half a year there. He loved it and said that everything is cheap there. He eventually found this girl and brought her to Australia. He is till travelling back and forth though.
The bottom line is it is hard leaving everything behind. Not easy to start a new life in a new country. Also need steady income as the pension is not going to be enough. And then we all eventually get to the stage when we can't do it any more, then what. Back to Australia and die a miserable death?

Dreamer, you could be in dreamland if you are an old goat believing to go into pasture to a life of bliss in an unfamiliar country like the Philippines. The Chinese believe, a man who is left childless or is unfortunate to have never produced children becomes a "limbless tree".

When a fella is divorced or separated, usually his previous partner turns against him and uses his children as retribution against him. It's cruel and it's called family violence and the justice system turns a blind-eye in their favour. When you are on your last leg of your journey you don't need riches, but it helps, more importantly, your closeness with sons or daughters or family and friends who can support you. Don't be the old elephant that walks off into the jungle, lies down, can't get up and dies while the heard walks on. Often, divorcees find themselves with betrayed friends and their family pet as their best friend. All the best to you!

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[HandsomeSadist]

A great idea alasI think its its against the rules. But you could paste the link on here and then the guys can see the phone number and compare it to the one they're just about to ring. ?

On that note though, I rang an old contact last week after the lockdown the girl gave me usual speel, when you come etc asked the address it was Woolagong in NSW, so either moved or phone handed to another snake oil salesman.

Search "Serena" on skokka and you'll find it.