Melbourne

[Engine Driver]

Apparently, establishments offering therapeutic or remedial massage are allowed to open but those offering relaxation massage are not. I don't know who decides what's what or how they decide it.

At the places which offer remedial massage, the owner will have some fake certificate hanging on her wall claiming that she has been trained in massage from some fake school. They will usually be acceptable to health insurance companies for HICAPS claims. Unfortunately, the dumb staff who work for her only have qualifications in HJ, TLHJ (topless handjob) and BSWHJ (body slide with handjob).

[OnlyAGame]

The soon to be relieved from her duties Lisa Neville mentioned today that 40 fines were made on Tuesday in massage parlours. !!

Apparently, establishments offering therapeutic or remedial massage are allowed to open but those offering relaxation massage are not. I don't know who decides what's what or how they decide it.

[ValueMonger]

Found a huge titty Thai advertising on Skokka out of Glen Waverley.

Showed up and it was a old Chinese woman with implants. Tried to tell me she was Thai when she was speaking Mandarin into her WeChat.

Are we allowed to post the ads here so we can warn the punters as to who to avoid? I'm getting tired of these time wasters and liars.

HS.

A great idea alasI think its its against the rules. But you could paste the link on here and then the guys can see the phone number and compare it to the one they're just about to ring. ?

On that note though, I rang an old contact last week after the lockdown the girl gave me usual speel, when you come etc asked the address it was Woolagong in NSW, so either moved or phone handed to another snake oil salesman.

[Wathell]

Found a huge titty Thai advertising on Skokka out of Glen Waverley.

Showed up and it was a old Chinese woman with implants. Tried to tell me she was Thai when she was speaking Mandarin into her WeChat.

Are we allowed to post the ads here so we can warn the punters as to who to avoid? I'm getting tired of these time wasters and liars.

HS.

I've seen a few ads where the girls say no Chinese / Korean or whatever they claim to be. I often wonder if its a way so they don't get called out. Imagine saying you're Thai and then some Thai dude comes and speaks Thai to you and you stand there like wut?

[HandsomeSadist]

Found a huge titty Thai advertising on Skokka out of Glen Waverley.

Showed up and it was a old Chinese woman with implants. Tried to tell me she was Thai when she was speaking Mandarin into her WeChat.

Are we allowed to post the ads here so we can warn the punters as to who to avoid? I'm getting tired of these time wasters and liars.

HS.

[Dreamer4]

I sometimes thought about this idea of leaving everything in Australia and go to this BBFSCIP dreamland! I know this work colleague living in Perth and he did exactly this. Divorced in his early 60's, went to Philippines and now spent half a year there. He loved it and said that everything is cheap there. He eventually found this girl and brought her to Australia. He is till travelling back and forth though.

Last year, I had an opportunity to go for a work related trip to China. Extended the trip and spent 2 nights in Shanghai. First time in the city so it was difficult to get a good catch. Tried 3 places and all was below average. I guess it takes time to explore and 2 nights just wasn't enough.

The bottom line is it is hard leaving everything behind. Not easy to start a new life in a new country. Also need steady income as the pension is not going to be enough. And then we all eventually get to the stage when we can't do it any more, then what. Back to Australia and die a miserable death?

It's tough isn't it. I can't do it at the moment but I can see the pros and cons with each scenario. In the mean time, we just have to continue with what we've got!!

Another recently divorced friend of mine told me that Life Happiness = Expectation - Reality. We can't change Reality so if we lower our Expectation, we will be more Happy!

How depressing to hear that life ends at 40 years of age in The Land O' Plenty! With no more good roots to look forward to after their 40th birthdays, it is no wonder that many middle-aged Aussie lads abandon their families, livelihoods, and homes to relocate to Southeast Asia where there are endless numbers of nubile brown beauties eager to satisfy their every depraved appetite for a small fee. I guess you cannot blame the lads for fucking off to BBFSCIP Paradise upon realizing that they have another 40 years or so of life on the planet without a good root! This is especially true for the lads married to the white shrews who begin hating sex at 40 years of age. Their poor husbands will have to put up with them for almost another half-century without a single root. They will languish for decades henpecked and sexless wishing they were already dead. LOL! Why would anyone marry a white woman in Oz, knowing what he can look forward to after taking his vows?

[ValueMonger]

The soon to be relieved from her duties Lisa Neville mentioned today that 40 fines were made on Tuesday in massage parlours. !!

[Wathell]

Who has got done for breaking covid rules. A lot of fines handed out at massage parlors and brothels.

[LostWithinDays]

Gday all,

This particular hotel has been mentioned a few times on various forums.

It has a couple of mainland auntie s working out of. All ready to snatch your hard earned.

They advertise on various forums promising the world but deliver nothing but attitude and bad breath.

Save for cash buddies, things can only get better.

Cheers lwd.

[HandsomeSadist]

Found a Uni aged looking Thai girl advertising out of Ivanhoe, in a private apartment. Ad stated $130 for 30 mins.

I show up and the woman who lets me in is a skinny Chinese lady easily 60 yo. She greeted me with "one fifty half hour".

Fake photo. Uglier compared to photo. Wanted more money. Unbelievable.

When I called her out by showing her the advertisement photos she kept saying "money. Money. You pay me money".

I give her a piece of my mind and left without even flashing my wallet to her.

Don't cave to these old hags pretending to be young glamours.

HS.

[Chocha Monger]

CM,

Let me enlighten you. The hordes of root thirsty mongers have no other choice. In fact, it's no different in your own country or in any other Rich White Man Land (RWML). Unfortunately, young Aussie lasses or young American lasses in the age bracket 18-30 do not want to become prostitutes as they have no economic necessity to sell their fresh puss and firm tits. There are plenty of normal jobs for people who can speak English or failing that, the welfare payments are substantial.

In RWML, men over the age of 40 will not be able to get a root easily. Their wives, after marriage, will start to hate sex. In any case, white Caucasian women around the age of 40 throughout the world are usually fat and ugly with horrible feminist attitudes. They cannot just go on Tinder and pick up young girls as the girls don't want to hang out with grandpa types.

How depressing to hear that life ends at 40 years of age in The Land O' Plenty! With no more good roots to look forward to after their 40th birthdays, it is no wonder that many middle-aged Aussie lads abandon their families, livelihoods, and homes to relocate to Southeast Asia where there are endless numbers of nubile brown beauties eager to satisfy their every depraved appetite for a small fee. I guess you cannot blame the lads for fucking off to BBFSCIP Paradise upon realizing that they have another 40 years or so of life on the planet without a good root! This is especially true for the lads married to the white shrews who begin hating sex at 40 years of age. Their poor husbands will have to put up with them for almost another half-century without a single root. They will languish for decades henpecked and sexless wishing they were already dead. LOL! Why would anyone marry a white woman in Oz, knowing what he can look forward to after taking his vows?

[Engine Driver]

What is even more incredulous is that hordes of horny root-thirsty mongers pay good money for a nasty root with old dusty Chinese crones down on Skid Row. In the Land O' Plenty, is it that hard to find a good root with Aussie lasses with a fresh puss and firm tits? Are mongers just desperate for a root or do they have a fetish for Chinese crones with garlic breath and soft sagging mammary glands?

CM,

Let me enlighten you. The hordes of root thirsty mongers have no other choice. In fact, it's no different in your own country or in any other Rich White Man Land (RWML). Unfortunately, young Aussie lasses or young American lasses in the age bracket 18-30 do not want to become prostitutes as they have no economic necessity to sell their fresh puss and firm tits. There are plenty of normal jobs for people who can speak English or failing that, the welfare payments are substantial.

In RWML, men over the age of 40 will not be able to get a root easily. Their wives, after marriage, will start to hate sex. In any case, white Caucasian women around the age of 40 throughout the world are usually fat and ugly with horrible feminist attitudes. They cannot just go on Tinder and pick up young girls as the girls don't want to hang out with grandpa types.

[RnTug]

The whole "slept with the quarantines" is unsubstantiated Murdoch hack bullshit designed to sell that poor excuse for toilet paper that is the Hun. The most likely story is simple. Poorly trained guards shared cigarette lighters, touched door handles and broke rules about dealing with people who are potentially infectious due to a massive cockup by the Andrews government. Unlike other idiots (Hello, ruby princess and the federal government) the Andrews government has been open and honest, much to the sheer annoyance of cuntfaces like Tim Smith and Andrew cuntface bolt.

It's a fucking virus. It spreads very quickly in winter. Fuck faces like Tim Smith clearly don't understand science or read what happened in Italy. .

Brilliantly summed up Supman.

[Engine Driver]

I agree, where is the evidence? I notice he said in a follow up that he won't give us his source. Thats code for, he hasn't got one.

I think we can file this bullshit in the 'things that never really happened," file.

I am sure if you had a friend who is a public servant in the Health Department, you would be freely naming him / her in such forums. Hahaha.

[Chocha Monger]

Bear in mind that none of the money you are handing over is going to the Chinese grandma. It is going straight to her nasty handler to pay off her gambling debt back in China Land. He's the guy you mongers communicate with when you respond to the ads. He has her passport and return ticket. I would think each guy manages about 20 old hags from various short term apartments around town. Grandma won't be getting on that plane home to Guangzhou until the gambling debt, airfare and accommodation costs are paid. Bad things can also happen to her family back home if her work rate is low.

I feel for the permanent inhabitants of those apartment blocks who have to put up with these illegal prostitution rackets every day. Hundreds of horny mongers invading their places of residence for a cheap and dirty root with an ugly Chinese grandma is quite unsavoury. Not good for the kids to be exposed to this.

What is even more incredulous is that hordes of horny root-thirsty mongers pay good money for a nasty root with old dusty Chinese crones down on Skid Row. In the Land O' Plenty, is it that hard to find a good root with Aussie lasses with a fresh puss and firm tits? Are mongers just desperate for a root or do they have a fetish for Chinese crones with garlic breath and soft sagging mammary glands?