Melbourne

[Engine Driver]

Anyone know more details or rum ours about the hotel sexcapades?

Yes, I know someone in the health bureaucracy. Unlike other States, Victoria did not use police or the Army for guard duty. The police union did not want the job of babysitting hotel guests, so they awarded the contracts to their mates without tendering. Andrews does whatever the union chiefs tell him to do.

1. Some guards did have sex with the guests in quarantine.

2. Guards demanded bribes for allowing the guests to leave to go shopping etc.

3. Guards allowed girlfriends / boyfriends of guests to enter quarantined rooms.

4. Some guards reported for duty, clocked on, then promptly disappeared to drive Ubers. They still collected their full pay for guard duty.

5. Some guards just slept in the job.

6. At the end of quarantine, no one bothered to test the guests for the virus.

[HandsomeSadist]

Well, the security guards at Melbourne quarantine hotels certainly had no problems finding a good root. In fact, authorities are crediting all of the rooting with causing a second explosion of coronavirus across Victoria. Where could those travelers have arrived from so thirsty for a good root?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

Anyone know more details or rum ours about the hotel sexcapades?

[Chocha Monger]

Hey mate,

Do you usually seek instructions in finding a Woolies supermarket? Or even a suburban coffee shop? There are probably more rub and tug joints in Melbourne than coffee shops. Just open your eyes and go for a walk down a shopping strip on a busy high street in any random suburb. You will come across about 5 massage shops. They will have pictures on the the front showing couples enjoying being massaged. They sir, are rub and tug joints. After the massage, the Chinese chick will offer a range of extra services for large sums of money.

If you are still lost, walk up and down Sydney Road in Brunswick, or Victoria Street in Richmond. That would be a good start.

Well, the security guards at Melbourne quarantine hotels certainly had no problems finding a good root. In fact, authorities are crediting all of the rooting with causing a second explosion of coronavirus across Victoria. Where could those travelers have arrived from so thirsty for a good root?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

[OnlyAGame]

Thanks for the field report.



How about that other shop opposite sandown Park rail station.

Take it from me that's another place to avoid they will take your money gladly and provide a downright horrible service.


Lwd.

Yeah, I tried that one a few times earlier this year and had a similar experience. Got well and truly baited and switched on one occasion and ended up with a lazy money grabber on the other. Won't go back to that one either!

[HandsomeSadist]

Body has been quite beat up from the extra workouts due to the social life going down the shitter so I thought I'd actually go for a proper massage and maybe some more.

Found a Thai place in Preston, looks legit up front, although that doesn't mean much, knowing what we all know.

My masseuse greets me and takes me to the room. The masseuse at first glance happened to be a Thai ladyboy. Not usually my cup of tea, but I thought she probably has stronger hands than the average woman.

Massage was the standard Thai massage you'd be familiar with, the hands were strong which was a good and bad thing.

On the flip, I was expected her to make a move or try get some coin out of me, given she "accidentally" moved the towel to much to expose my Johnson. But much to my surprise neither happened.

I could tell she fancied me given she was trying to flirt with me the entire time, which I didn't really engage in, given I'm the more silent type when getting a rub.

Would go again for the massage aspect, but not if my intentions was to be drained of the baby gravy by the inferior gender.

HS.

[TD1340]

How many places survived coved? I see nsl are gone. Does anyone know of some big Asian ladies working shops in the area?

[LostWithinDays]

Thanks for the field report.

A.

Always been a bit hit and miss that shop.

Better to save your money and try elsewhere.

How about that other shop opposite sandown Park rail station.

Take it from me that's another place to avoid they will take your money gladly and provide a downright horrible service.

Best of luck buddy cheers.

Lwd.

This place has been around for a while and while it may have been Thai at one stage, it is now staffed by greedy Vietnamese who want to do as little as possible for as much as possible. Paid $55 for 45 minutes which is OK value if you get it, but you don't. I was sold on the offer of 2 ladies changing over half way but they were both as bad as each other. The first one went straight for the tug and then got pissed off when I wouldn't come after a few minutes so I gave her $20 to be rid of her and then in came her replacement. She wanted $50 to continue the tug so I unloaded on her about how much her greedy predecessor had pissed me off. That shut her up pretty quickly and she agreed to finish me off for $20 but she was no better than the first and I had to finish myself off. I should mention that both these ladies left the room at various times so my total time in company with someone else was only just over 30 minutes. And even better, after I blew she threw a large towel over me which mopped up some of my jizz and then left it on the bed to cover the next idiot.

If you absolutely love wasting money on women you wouldn't look twice at, paying for things you don't get and probably coming into contact with another guy's jizz, then I highly recommend this shop.

Absolutely no stars and not one redeeming feature.

[Pedros Needs]

Hey Pedro,

I remember a while back you said you were going to write a report exposing a massage lady worker in melb. Did you end up posting that? Keen to hear your thoughts.

Mate,

Involves a large amount so I am still exploring every possible avenue to get some back, so consequently will wait until I have exhausted all avenues to try and have some repaid.

It was a combo of theft and loan (dumb) if I feel I have no chance of getting any back I will post all including pics etc as I am sure many of you would have come across her.

Pedro.

[Brauninc]

This place has been around for a while and while it may have been Thai at one stage, it is now staffed by greedy Vietnamese who want to do as little as possible for as much as possible. Paid $55 for 45 minutes which is OK value if you get it, but you don't. I was sold on the offer of 2 ladies changing over half way but they were both as bad as each other. The first one went straight for the tug and then got pissed off when I wouldn't come after a few minutes so I gave her $20 to be rid of her and then in came her replacement. She wanted $50 to continue the tug so I unloaded on her about how much her greedy predecessor had pissed me off. That shut her up pretty quickly and she agreed to finish me off for $20 but she was no better than the first and I had to finish myself off. I should mention that both these ladies left the room at various times so my total time in company with someone else was only just over 30 minutes. And even better, after I blew she threw a large towel over me which mopped up some of my jizz and then left it on the bed to cover the next idiot.

If you absolutely love wasting money on women you wouldn't look twice at, paying for things you don't get and probably coming into contact with another guy's jizz, then I highly recommend this shop.

Absolutely no stars and not one redeeming feature.

This is why there is absolutely no substitute for a brothel and it's such a shame there not open here in Victoria. The do less for more $ has been rampant in Rub and tug shops for years and it seems to be getting worse. At least in a brothel if they can't be bothered doing more than a starfish role you only lose the bare minimum, as long as you don't submit to paying those extra's. As for private escorts the most prominent negative is the bait and switch along with the I could not give a shit about giving you service, at least with the brothel you can have a dam lineup. We need our brothels back in business ASAP.

[OnlyAGame]

This place has been around for a while and while it may have been Thai at one stage, it is now staffed by greedy Vietnamese who want to do as little as possible for as much as possible. Paid $55 for 45 minutes which is OK value if you get it, but you don't. I was sold on the offer of 2 ladies changing over half way but they were both as bad as each other. The first one went straight for the tug and then got pissed off when I wouldn't come after a few minutes so I gave her $20 to be rid of her and then in came her replacement. She wanted $50 to continue the tug so I unloaded on her about how much her greedy predecessor had pissed me off. That shut her up pretty quickly and she agreed to finish me off for $20 but she was no better than the first and I had to finish myself off. I should mention that both these ladies left the room at various times so my total time in company with someone else was only just over 30 minutes. And even better, after I blew she threw a large towel over me which mopped up some of my jizz and then left it on the bed to cover the next idiot.

If you absolutely love wasting money on women you wouldn't look twice at, paying for things you don't get and probably coming into contact with another guy's jizz, then I highly recommend this shop.

Absolutely no stars and not one redeeming feature.

[Jkoenig]

Pilot P.

I could not help but laugh when I saw this as it is my pet hate and most do it.

I have owned a couple of shops in days gone bye, many members would have patronized these I am sure, I trust that was not the case there as the first thing I would tell staff is to not clean the mess, followed by the legs etc- LOL.

Pedro.

Hey Pedro,

I remember a while back you said you were going to write a report exposing a massage lady worker in melb. Did you end up posting that? Keen to hear your thoughts.

[PilotPaul]

Is this place you speak of in Richmond?

I was thinking of places I have visited all over the world. It's an industry standard practice. I wouldn't be surprised if there are multiple places in Richmond that have the girls doing the same thing.

[HandsomeSadist]

This remind of one place where the girl first uses the hot water bowl and wet towel to clean up the gizz then proceeds to wash the rest of me the punter effectively spreading the gizz all of my oily body.

Is this place you speak of in Richmond?

[Pedros Needs]

This remind of one place where the girl first uses the hot water bowl and wet towel to clean up the gizz then proceeds to wash the rest of me the punter effectively spreading the gizz all of my oily body.

Pilot P.

I could not help but laugh when I saw this as it is my pet hate and most do it.

I have owned a couple of shops in days gone bye, many members would have patronized these I am sure, I trust that was not the case there as the first thing I would tell staff is to not clean the mess, followed by the legs etc- LOL.

Pedro.

[PilotPaul]

Hell one RnT lady years ago I saw told me she used the same clean up rag for each customer and just rinsed it with water.

This remind of one place where the girl first uses the hot water bowl and wet towel to clean up the gizz then proceeds to wash the rest of me the punter effectively spreading the gizz all of my oily body.