Melbourne

[Genuine Lotus]

It's a disgrace; I went to this shop on Saturday Australia Day long weekend. I did a quick "dummy" call from across the road to ask "who is available for massage" and was told we are both available and both free now so in I go only to be told a completely different smoke and mirrors story. I walked in to reception and we both recognised each other immediately from other shops, funny isn't it. This massage girl gave me her name as Monica (Taiwanese) who also uses Joanne and a familiar sight at several Malvern, Hawthorn, Oakleigh and Camberwell shops that were shut down as part of the recent crackdown but now ends up in Williamstown. She has been kicked out of places for "stagging" in other words falsification by declining a massage or choosing to tell customers she has a booking or even telling the customer she can only do 30 minutes to make more money quickly, even falsely saying the other girl is busy so she gets the booking. She even uses different names during shop hours, which isn't good for business and confusing for the customer. This girl is a discredit to the massage industry with over pricing as well. I might add; this was the first time I have been to this shop but after seeing them on Locanto I was willing to try somewhere else but who should be there but her. You might ask; do they believe all Aussie guys are stupid; we've had enough of this type of girl and their deception. I did say earlier, avoid places where the massage girls are allowed to run the shop by themselves. In the end, I felt glad it panned out this way; I kept my money and walked but most of all, the ability to warn others.

Happy Hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Friend Client]

I know a guy recently had a massage and a HJ from a girl in a brothel. He paid 80 for half she gave him a nice back and then sensual massage, took all her clothes off and then relieved him of his tension between the legs. I know it's boring, but basically he paid 30 bucks for a nude HJ on top of 50. You really can't beat that price.

These days (and in the past) you pay for the quality of girl doing the job as well as the job itself. So the lower the cost, the more plain looking the girl and the more run down the shop. I think everyone who has been around the traps in the industry knows this.

[Engine Driver]

I know a guy recently had a massage and a HJ from a girl in a brothel. He paid 80 for half she gave him a nice back and then sensual massage, took all her clothes off and then relieved him of his tension between the legs. I know it's boring, but basically he paid 30 bucks for a nude HJ on top of 50. You really can't beat that price.

Yes, many of the Asian brothels have the massage + HJ option. This is usually around $30-40 less than FS for half an hour. I think what punters on this forum are after is the "excitement" of getting a HJ from an unassuming masseuse at a normal massage shop. It's like they've been able to coax a sweet, innocent thing into taking off her clothes and jacking them off, all through their good looks, charm and machismo.

It would seem there is little interest in the massage +HJ option at a brothel because that is too predictable for the average monger. That would be like falling off a log. Besides, for $40 more, they could usually get DFK, DATY etc.

[Porn Club]

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[Brauninc]

I know where you are coming from, too many idiots are prepared to pay ridiculous prices for extras.

I know a guy recently had a massage and a HJ from a girl in a brothel. He paid 80 for half she gave him a nice back and then sensual massage, took all her clothes off and then relieved him of his tension between the legs. I know it's boring, but basically he paid 30 bucks for a nude HJ on top of 50. You really can't beat that price.

[RnTug]

This place looks like a shit hole from the outside and is right on busy Kings Way. It's opposite the intersection to Park Street and has massive green signage you can spot a mile away.

Their pricing is $50/$65/$80 for 30/45/60 minutes respectively. I went in and selected 30 minutes as it was my first visit and wanted to test the place out. The masseuse on duty was an Indian chick named Ruby. She had a pleasant face, but was quite chubby with a big ass. I was led into a very nice, super clean room and was told to strip and lay down. The massage was good, and she had been properly trained at massage school. Nice firm strokes. After 20 minutes, she told me to flip and massaged my thighs. Then she asked if I wanted extras. HJ was $50, topless was $70 and nude was $100. This was very expensive by world standards, but no doubt someone on this forum will say that it's a bargain and will go on and tip her further. I only wanted HJ and she was firm at $40 as that was her walk away offer. So she did a reasonable HJ and then cleaned me up. She was a bit formal and there was no chit-chat or joking around. Just task focussed, which didn't do it for me..

I know where you are coming from, too many idiots are prepared to pay ridiculous prices for extras.

[Brauninc]

Thanks for the review. Can anyone figure out why Melbourne is so more expensive than other Aussie cities?

Sydney is usually more expensive for cost of living etc, but it's way cheaper than here and Adelaide is always better value.

I can't see massage girls lowering prices when people are ok paying $100-150 for a nude HJ. And I'm guilty of that, but I think my regular girls are all pretty hot and not fat chubby ones, so I do it. And they give a bit more each visit if a regular.

Sydney has double the brothels we do here, yet we are about even on Rnt's both states have similar population, similar average wage, and now similar average house prices. Sydney punters have had it good, but I reckon that will change with more Melbourne working girls going up and asking for Melb rates. Most Sydney punters need a good lie down when they are asked Melb prices in there home state hehe.

[ValueMonger]

Holy. Fuckin'. Jesus. That is insane. Like you said, you could have seen the cute PRC spinner twice for that price. This is just plain exploitation of men. We should protest.

Unlike General McCarthur I will not return.

[Engine Driver]

For the cost of a massage and the extras came to a whopping 230 in all, which I way too much.

Holy. Fuckin'. Jesus. That is insane. Like you said, you could have seen the cute PRC spinner twice for that price. This is just plain exploitation of men. We should protest.

[DanTheMan]

Then she asked if I wanted extras. HJ was $50, topless was $70 and nude was $100. This was very expensive by world standards, but no doubt someone on this forum will say that it's a bargain and will go on and tip her further.

Never a truer word has been spoken.

[Engine Driver]

Thanks for the review. Can anyone figure out why Melbourne is so more expensive than other Aussie cities?

Sydney is usually more expensive for cost of living etc, but it's way cheaper than here and Adelaide is always better value.

I can't see massage girls lowering prices when people are ok paying $100-150 for a nude HJ. And I'm guilty of that, but I think my regular girls are all pretty hot and not fat chubby ones, so I do it. And they give a bit more each visit if a regular.

It's just supply and demand. While mugs are happy to pay, prices will not come down. Also the girls learn to work smarter, not harder.

Girls get half the massage fee, plus all of the extras. I've noticed in Melbourne that girls prefer that you select 30 minutes for the massage as it's way more lucrative than 60 minutes. They get the same extras payment and need to work less and can be back at the lounge for another monger sooner. If this Indian chick went with me for 1 hour, she would only pocket an extra $15 for 30 minutes of extra massaging. Not worth the effort. Plus she doesn't get the chance to pick up another mug for another $100 in extras within that hour

[Shazzam]

Thanks for the review. Can anyone figure out why Melbourne is so more expensive than other Aussie cities?

Sydney is usually more expensive for cost of living etc, but it's way cheaper than here and Adelaide is always better value.

I can't see massage girls lowering prices when people are ok paying $100-150 for a nude HJ. And I'm guilty of that, but I think my regular girls are all pretty hot and not fat chubby ones, so I do it. And they give a bit more each visit if a regular.

This place looks like a shit hole from the outside and is right on busy Kings Way. It's opposite the intersection to Park Street and has massive green signage you can spot a mile away.

Their pricing is $50/$65/$80 for 30/45/60 minutes respectively. I went in and selected 30 minutes as it was my first visit and wanted to test the place out. The masseuse on duty was an Indian chick named Ruby. She had a pleasant face, but was quite chubby with a big ass. I was led into a very nice, super clean room and was told to strip and lay down. The massage was good, and she had been properly trained at massage school. Nice firm strokes. After 20 minutes, she told me to flip and massaged my thighs. Then she asked if I wanted extras. HJ was $50, topless was $70 and nude was $100. This was very expensive by world standards, but no doubt someone on this forum will say that it's a bargain and will go on and tip her further. I only wanted HJ and she was firm at $40 as that was her walk away offer. So she did a reasonable HJ and then cleaned me up. She was a bit formal and there was no chit-chat or joking around. Just task focussed, which didn't do it for me.

I can't imagine who would pay her $100 on top of a $80 massage to see her fat body? Obviously people do.

WIR? Nope. These prices are on par with brothels and the value is not there. Now if a beautiful slim girl offered me B2B with CBJ and DATY for $100 I would take it, but I can't pay $100 just to see a fat chick naked.

Just FYI, the extras prices in Sydney are $20 for HJ (although creeping up to $30), nude is $50 and sometimes B2B nude is also $50. Some Thai massage places offer FS as an extra for $50. In Sydney, Chinese MILFs have given me BBBJs without my asking and I've just tipped them $30. I guess there is a lot more competition in Sydney.

[Engine Driver]

This place looks like a shit hole from the outside and is right on busy Kings Way. It's opposite the intersection to Park Street and has massive green signage you can spot a mile away.

Their pricing is $50/$65/$80 for 30/45/60 minutes respectively. I went in and selected 30 minutes as it was my first visit and wanted to test the place out. The masseuse on duty was an Indian chick named Ruby. She had a pleasant face, but was quite chubby with a big ass. I was led into a very nice, super clean room and was told to strip and lay down. The massage was good, and she had been properly trained at massage school. Nice firm strokes. After 20 minutes, she told me to flip and massaged my thighs. Then she asked if I wanted extras. HJ was $50, topless was $70 and nude was $100. This was very expensive by world standards, but no doubt someone on this forum will say that it's a bargain and will go on and tip her further. I only wanted HJ and she was firm at $40 as that was her walk away offer. So she did a reasonable HJ and then cleaned me up. She was a bit formal and there was no chit-chat or joking around. Just task focussed, which didn't do it for me.

I can't imagine who would pay her $100 on top of a $80 massage to see her fat body? Obviously people do.

WIR? Nope. These prices are on par with brothels and the value is not there. Now if a beautiful slim girl offered me B2B with CBJ and DATY for $100 I would take it, but I can't pay $100 just to see a fat chick naked.

Just FYI, the extras prices in Sydney are $20 for HJ (although creeping up to $30), nude is $50 and sometimes B2B nude is also $50. Some Thai massage places offer FS as an extra for $50. In Sydney, Chinese MILFs have given me BBBJs without my asking and I've just tipped them $30. I guess there is a lot more competition in Sydney.

[ValueMonger]

I love lomi lomi pretty amazing experience when done right by the right person. I knew a couple of girls who did it expertly and in private but they all left. Vast majority of Asian masseuse don't actually know how to do lomi just slapping extra oil on the table doesn't make it lomi lomi. I might try this h2 h seen it while driving hopefully they do it proper.

I ventured there last week, Got the Taiwanese girl Hannah, probably in the looks department, the poorest of the two shop rota, Early 20's very slim, flat chested but cheerful demeanor.

I paid $100 for Sensual Lomi, consisted of 10 minutes hard massage, and then took off sheet, and then poured warm coconut oil over me, the proceeded a blissful massage, I was on a plastic mat on the table LT's of small sensual strokes and slightly touching the twigs and berries. Then poured warm coconut oil under me and then massaged me under with her hands lots of touching of balls and of shaft. After a few sighs and requests from me FR extras then came the negotiation part, she started with 150 quote for B2 B, I laughed and basically said that is the charge for all the girls, I countered not for me then she dropped down to 130 which is way too much, and then proceeded to up sell her massage skills, said it was all nude 15 minutes on my back and then 10 of front, most girls only do 10 minutes etc, went for 120 she said no, and finally almost out of curiosity I gave in and said yes.

Asked for money then I said I'll put in on seat and well give it to you at end. I then tuned over, and she played with my cock for a while, then ordered me to go face down, and she got undressed, I didn't turn round and then suddenly lots of warm coconut oil over all my body and then she went on top, she had amazing massage skills, constant pressing of her groin over all areas of body, it was like a nuru I suppose as lots of oil and grinding of her body, she had some amazing positions she rode my body from, But tried to stray the hands downstairs she said no.

After 15 minutes of that, Turned over and then proceeded the same thing but with her all over my chest and whole body, she didn't allow kissing or really touching her body, she was moaning a bit, and I strayed my fingers between her legs and fingered her slight, also just caressing the outside of her arsehole.

She speeded up and then ground me nicely, but nowhere were her vagina lips near my shaft, then wanked me with her right on top me, so I couldn't really see her do it, but I came copiously all over her and my body.

Then a bit of hugging, then cleaned all the gel and sperm off me and her, she was naked all the time, then hand and head massage, further rub down, an then time was up I gave her her money, She hugged me and gave me a glass of cold water and time had finished. For the cost of a massage and the extras came to a whopping 230 in all, which I way too much. However for my first real nuru, well close to it as possible, it was a great experience. He down side was the passiveness of her during the massage, no kisses or allowing me to roam over her.

Would I return, yes maybe, but would try the other girls on their pics on wechat all were prettier and more curvier. But to be honest to have just a massage for 100 without release is worth it, they know their stuff, and I suppose if you included a HJ 50 bucks with that its not the end of the world.

Clean Shop all good quality oils etc. But for what I paid I can have an hour with a PRC spinner in town, whose the Cup and charges 200 for two pops of FS in a nice apartment.

[SuperCroc]

H2 H Massage Centre do the full lomi lomi massage with plastic / vinyl cover and lots of slippery oil or gel. 90 Auburn Rd Hawthorn Ph 0481 236 895 or 74 Sydney Road Coburg Ph 0406 856 988. If you are on Wechat, their ID is Nikki_Receptionist and on Line they go under H2 H massage centre. Great to see which girls are on. Note the pics aren't 100% accurate and only give you a best guess of the actual girls looks. I think $90 for 60 mins from memory and beware in Hawthorn, they want to charge you an extra $5 to use the shower afterwards which I use and refuse to pay by telling them I've already paid more than other places that provide free showers. They normally let you off after some terse words.

Kim the Indian looking one was pretty good. But I used to see an African one there last year but she's gone. Was a bit fat but boy did so love finger banging and cum on her huge floppy tits!

I love lomi lomi pretty amazing experience when done right by the right person. I knew a couple of girls who did it expertly and in private but they all left. Vast majority of Asian masseuse don't actually know how to do lomi just slapping extra oil on the table doesn't make it lomi lomi. I might try this h2 h seen it while driving hopefully they do it proper.