Melbourne

[SuperCroc]

Hi guys,

And yes I'm new.

There's a place in Silvan in the Dandenongs that offer Cuddle Therapy and Sensual Massage.

Think her name is Ruth.

Anyone been there? Any good?

Thanks in advance.

Don't waste your time, most of these gumtree ads say "sensual" to attract horny men like us but then they will Massage you 10 meters away from your dick. Read her ad it's all blah blah.

If you want a good cuddle go to the many brothels listed here, on the right day / time you will get a goddess who will cuddle with you and massage you and love you for an hour.

[Shazzam]

I'm one of the guys guilty of paying way overs for a nude HJ and massage from a young sexy girl. I know it's stupid and ridiculous to do it but in the heat of the moment my other head takes over and makes the decision. I used to go FS at palours but then got sick of the clock watching and fake moaning and groaning. Unfortunately my old FS regulars from 3-5 year ago who all were reasonably charged and gave PSE are all retired. The search continues for replacements and I'm talking Yen, Aleena and Simi for those who remember!

Of course PRCs play the game of pretending they are whatever nationality the punters are preferring.

Have a look at advertising on Kiss You Baby Skokka etc, how many of them advertise as Japanese, Cambodian, always something out of the ordinary, But you can bet your left knacker most will be PRC.

But idiot punters are easily fooled and are willing to pay the premium for fake Japaneses etc, not me, I pay for the service provided not the supposed nationality of the girl.

[Shazzam]

H2 H Massage Centre do the full lomi lomi massage with plastic / vinyl cover and lots of slippery oil or gel. 90 Auburn Rd Hawthorn Ph 0481 236 895 or 74 Sydney Road Coburg Ph 0406 856 988. If you are on Wechat, their ID is Nikki_Receptionist and on Line they go under H2 H massage centre. Great to see which girls are on. Note the pics aren't 100% accurate and only give you a best guess of the actual girls looks. I think $90 for 60 mins from memory and beware in Hawthorn, they want to charge you an extra $5 to use the shower afterwards which I use and refuse to pay by telling them I've already paid more than other places that provide free showers. They normally let you off after some terse words.

Kim the Indian looking one was pretty good. But I used to see an African one there last year but she's gone. Was a bit fat but boy did so love finger banging and cum on her huge floppy tits!

Hey punters,

Does anyone know of places that do a genuine Lomi Lomi massage.

Had one last week Thick plastic or vinyl covered table with heaps of warm oil.

The masseuse does long flowing strokes even sliding arms between you and the table.

Cheers.

[RnTug]

+1. Is that the premium for being Japanese or are PRCs playing this game as well?

Don't forget that some mongers then give a cash tip on top of that, a box of chocolates and a gift card to Victoria's Secret. All apparently excellent value it would seem.

$180 would get you FS at Romantics including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, COB, AR with a nice Chinese girl. Then a shower and plus money left over to take your real GF/wife out for an Italian meal in Lygon Street!

Of course PRCs play the game of pretending they are whatever nationality the punters are preferring.

Have a look at advertising on Kiss You Baby Skokka etc, how many of them advertise as Japanese, Cambodian, always something out of the ordinary, But you can bet your left knacker most will be PRC.

But idiot punters are easily fooled and are willing to pay the premium for fake Japaneses etc, not me, I pay for the service provided not the supposed nationality of the girl.

[OlderPlayer]

Hey punters,

Does anyone know of places that do a genuine Lomi Lomi massage.

Had one last week Thick plastic or vinyl covered table with heaps of warm oil.

The masseuse does long flowing strokes even sliding arms between you and the table.

Cheers.

[AussieGaigin]

+1. Is that the premium for being Japanese or are PRCs playing this game as well?

Don't forget that some mongers then give a cash tip on top of that, a box of chocolates and a gift card to Victoria's Secret. All apparently excellent value it would seem.

$180 would get you FS at Romantics including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, COB, AR with a nice Chinese girl. Then a shower and plus money left over to take your real GF/wife out for an Italian meal in Lygon Street!

Things are only "expensive", if you know they are cheaper elsewhere.

Seems there are a lot of naive punters in Melbourne. I've tried a couple of RnT shops there; when I tell them how much I pay in Sydney, they begrudgingly match it, but the attitude changes.

[Engine Driver]

Closing them Is the only way to end this madness but the industry seems to still be growing, adding more expensive temptation, than a traditional brothel.

Most Asian rub and tug parlours operated by Chinese people are to launder drug profits and for elaborate immigration scamming. They are nice cash businesses with no receipts. They can afford to open and shut at any time. It's all just an elaborate financial game where the Australian punter (and taxpayer) is getting conned.

Best just to stick to brothels or save your money for overseas mongering holidays.

[Engine Driver]

There's a place in Silvan in the Dandenongs that offer Cuddle Therapy and Sensual Massage.

Is cuddle therapy claimable on health insurance? LOL.

Anyone been there? Any good?

Why not test it out and report back?

[Dishlikka]

Hi guys,

And yes I'm new.

There's a place in Silvan in the Dandenongs that offer Cuddle Therapy and Sensual Massage.

Think her name is Ruth.

Anyone been there? Any good?

Thanks in advance.

[Brauninc]

The sad thing here is that there are guys who will pay this and will then report back here about how good it was. $180 what a fuckin rip off!

Who do these strumpets think they are? For that price you can basically go to a brothel, get FS and a shower.

Closing them Is the only way to end this madness but the industry seems to still be growing, adding more expensive temptation, than a traditional brothel.

[Engine Driver]

The sad thing here is that there are guys who will pay this and will then report back here about how good it was. $180 what a fuckin rip off!

Who do these strumpets think they are? For that price you can basically go to a brothel, get FS and a shower.

+1. Is that the premium for being Japanese or are PRCs playing this game as well?

Don't forget that some mongers then give a cash tip on top of that, a box of chocolates and a gift card to Victoria's Secret. All apparently excellent value it would seem.

$180 would get you FS at Romantics including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, COB, AR with a nice Chinese girl. Then a shower and plus money left over to take your real GF/wife out for an Italian meal in Lygon Street!

[DanTheMan]

. 80 for nude HJ and kindly pay now which I refused and held up five. She said this gets you topless HJ but I still wasn't interested and said you girls are far too expensive and all the guys are complaining. I also know that if get off the table for my wallet I'll lose the drive and said trust me with everything off make it 50 $ and she said as a first time customer and nice guy that you are then OK. Hahahah! Sara has a flawless, hairless fair body with small young breasts with no body odour. However, don't count on driving her down to 50 without a decent amount of charm.

Happy Hunting and punting for the New Year.

Lotus.

The sad thing here is that there are guys who will pay this and will then report back here about how good it was. $180 what a fuckin rip off!

Who do these strumpets think they are? For that price you can basically go to a brothel, get FS and a shower.

[Genuine Lotus]

Been staying off AMPS for the most part, but got lucky recently Visited a Japanese spa with legit Japanese girls in ascot Vale (she even spoke Japanese has that cute jap accent too).
Massage is decent, dark room, extras cost within reason and the girl will let you make out with her all over her body if you're nice enough.

What a coincidence, I stuck my nose in there after Boxing Day. I love trying different places and not getting in a rut seeing the same girls at different shops under different names, it's off-putting but all the same, I'the sooner keep my money and walk. Anyway, I called in at this place with a friendly Japanese lady in her 50's at reception and asked who's on? Two young Japanese girls, could I meet them? Sure and lead me into a room which was too dark for me so we met at the door. The first girl looked almost a Westerner but the mamasan assured me she is Japanese. The second, equally young and pretty had a traditional Japanese face with a beautiful smile that I fell in love with immediately and said OK lets go. She closed the door and I gave her 100 $ and asked for 30 change and came up to me very sweetly with a hand on my waist and groin contact with a soft hug and gave me a small hand written menu in mauve felt pen with the shop prices for extras. I've never seen such a thing but I couldn't be bothered reading it and wasn't in the mood for this approach and said it's impolite to hit me for extras before having a massage, she agreed but quoted the house rules. She was too cute to let go, but I resent the shopping-list and turn-key style approach for extras. I told her the room was too dark and thought if I'm going to pull her bra and panties off I would need to pull the towelette off the desk lamp. I went face down and she gently pulled my underpants off and started a leg massage gently nudging the sack and the tip of the cock. This went on for a while and got me semi excited until she went on her knees on the table front with her private area above my head to give me a middle back massage. It was very sexy indeed because I was allowed to touch her upper thighs and look up at her cute panty area to give the crack a slight twitch and rub, but this however, was were the nude rule book kicked in. 80 for nude HJ and kindly pay now which I refused and held up five. She said this gets you topless HJ but I still wasn't interested and said you girls are far too expensive and all the guys are complaining. I also know that if get off the table for my wallet I'll lose the drive and said trust me with everything off make it 50 $ and she said as a first time customer and nice guy that you are then OK. Hahahah! Sara has a flawless, hairless fair body with small young breasts with no body odour. However, don't count on driving her down to 50 without a decent amount of charm.

Happy Hunting and punting for the New Year.

Lotus.

[SuperCroc]

For punters down in Melbourne who are tired of being ripped off, if you are in the mood for an adventure follow the hume freeway motorway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2n-yV7akQ at the 8.59.23 mark watch for 30 more seconds and the car turns off the motorway onto the hume highway heading right. Follow this all the way down to Parramatta Road which connects with the hume highway as per this clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAGULFoagr8 at 14.40 get yourself in the right lane, turn right at city Road follow it and then turn left into Cleveland and get some really service for a good price at Club 278 or 310 Cleveland st Ginza club.

LOL, thanks for the laugh needed this, in a world of GPS nice to see good ol fashion directions.

I'll keep in mind on my next biz trip over there.

[SuperCroc]

Been staying off AMPS for the most part, but got lucky recently Visited a Japanese spa with legit Japanese girls in ascot Vale (she even spoke Japanese has that cute jap accent too).

Massage is decent, dark room, extras cost within reason and the girl will let you make out with her all over her body if you're nice enough.