Melbourne

[Engine Driver]

This place looks like a shit hole from the outside and is right on busy Kings Way. It's opposite the intersection to Park Street and has massive green signage you can spot a mile away.

Their pricing is $50/$65/$80 for 30/45/60 minutes respectively. I went in and selected 30 minutes as it was my first visit and wanted to test the place out. The masseuse on duty was an Indian chick named Ruby. She had a pleasant face, but was quite chubby with a big ass. I was led into a very nice, super clean room and was told to strip and lay down. The massage was good, and she had been properly trained at massage school. Nice firm strokes. After 20 minutes, she told me to flip and massaged my thighs. Then she asked if I wanted extras. HJ was $50, topless was $70 and nude was $100. This was very expensive by world standards, but no doubt someone on this forum will say that it's a bargain and will go on and tip her further. I only wanted HJ and she was firm at $40 as that was her walk away offer. So she did a reasonable HJ and then cleaned me up. She was a bit formal and there was no chit-chat or joking around. Just task focussed, which didn't do it for me.

I can't imagine who would pay her $100 on top of a $80 massage to see her fat body? Obviously people do.

WIR? Nope. These prices are on par with brothels and the value is not there. Now if a beautiful slim girl offered me B2B with CBJ and DATY for $100 I would take it, but I can't pay $100 just to see a fat chick naked.

Just FYI, the extras prices in Sydney are $20 for HJ (although creeping up to $30), nude is $50 and sometimes B2B nude is also $50. Some Thai massage places offer FS as an extra for $50. In Sydney, Chinese MILFs have given me BBBJs without my asking and I've just tipped them $30. I guess there is a lot more competition in Sydney.

[ValueMonger]

I love lomi lomi pretty amazing experience when done right by the right person. I knew a couple of girls who did it expertly and in private but they all left. Vast majority of Asian masseuse don't actually know how to do lomi just slapping extra oil on the table doesn't make it lomi lomi. I might try this h2 h seen it while driving hopefully they do it proper.

I ventured there last week, Got the Taiwanese girl Hannah, probably in the looks department, the poorest of the two shop rota, Early 20's very slim, flat chested but cheerful demeanor.

I paid $100 for Sensual Lomi, consisted of 10 minutes hard massage, and then took off sheet, and then poured warm coconut oil over me, the proceeded a blissful massage, I was on a plastic mat on the table LT's of small sensual strokes and slightly touching the twigs and berries. Then poured warm coconut oil under me and then massaged me under with her hands lots of touching of balls and of shaft. After a few sighs and requests from me FR extras then came the negotiation part, she started with 150 quote for B2 B, I laughed and basically said that is the charge for all the girls, I countered not for me then she dropped down to 130 which is way too much, and then proceeded to up sell her massage skills, said it was all nude 15 minutes on my back and then 10 of front, most girls only do 10 minutes etc, went for 120 she said no, and finally almost out of curiosity I gave in and said yes.

Asked for money then I said I'll put in on seat and well give it to you at end. I then tuned over, and she played with my cock for a while, then ordered me to go face down, and she got undressed, I didn't turn round and then suddenly lots of warm coconut oil over all my body and then she went on top, she had amazing massage skills, constant pressing of her groin over all areas of body, it was like a nuru I suppose as lots of oil and grinding of her body, she had some amazing positions she rode my body from, But tried to stray the hands downstairs she said no.

After 15 minutes of that, Turned over and then proceeded the same thing but with her all over my chest and whole body, she didn't allow kissing or really touching her body, she was moaning a bit, and I strayed my fingers between her legs and fingered her slight, also just caressing the outside of her arsehole.

She speeded up and then ground me nicely, but nowhere were her vagina lips near my shaft, then wanked me with her right on top me, so I couldn't really see her do it, but I came copiously all over her and my body.

Then a bit of hugging, then cleaned all the gel and sperm off me and her, she was naked all the time, then hand and head massage, further rub down, an then time was up I gave her her money, She hugged me and gave me a glass of cold water and time had finished. For the cost of a massage and the extras came to a whopping 230 in all, which I way too much. However for my first real nuru, well close to it as possible, it was a great experience. He down side was the passiveness of her during the massage, no kisses or allowing me to roam over her.

Would I return, yes maybe, but would try the other girls on their pics on wechat all were prettier and more curvier. But to be honest to have just a massage for 100 without release is worth it, they know their stuff, and I suppose if you included a HJ 50 bucks with that its not the end of the world.

Clean Shop all good quality oils etc. But for what I paid I can have an hour with a PRC spinner in town, whose the Cup and charges 200 for two pops of FS in a nice apartment.

[SuperCroc]

H2 H Massage Centre do the full lomi lomi massage with plastic / vinyl cover and lots of slippery oil or gel. 90 Auburn Rd Hawthorn Ph 0481 236 895 or 74 Sydney Road Coburg Ph 0406 856 988. If you are on Wechat, their ID is Nikki_Receptionist and on Line they go under H2 H massage centre. Great to see which girls are on. Note the pics aren't 100% accurate and only give you a best guess of the actual girls looks. I think $90 for 60 mins from memory and beware in Hawthorn, they want to charge you an extra $5 to use the shower afterwards which I use and refuse to pay by telling them I've already paid more than other places that provide free showers. They normally let you off after some terse words.

Kim the Indian looking one was pretty good. But I used to see an African one there last year but she's gone. Was a bit fat but boy did so love finger banging and cum on her huge floppy tits!

I love lomi lomi pretty amazing experience when done right by the right person. I knew a couple of girls who did it expertly and in private but they all left. Vast majority of Asian masseuse don't actually know how to do lomi just slapping extra oil on the table doesn't make it lomi lomi. I might try this h2 h seen it while driving hopefully they do it proper.

[SuperCroc]

Hi guys,

And yes I'm new.

There's a place in Silvan in the Dandenongs that offer Cuddle Therapy and Sensual Massage.

Think her name is Ruth.

Anyone been there? Any good?

Thanks in advance.

Don't waste your time, most of these gumtree ads say "sensual" to attract horny men like us but then they will Massage you 10 meters away from your dick. Read her ad it's all blah blah.

If you want a good cuddle go to the many brothels listed here, on the right day / time you will get a goddess who will cuddle with you and massage you and love you for an hour.

[Shazzam]

I'm one of the guys guilty of paying way overs for a nude HJ and massage from a young sexy girl. I know it's stupid and ridiculous to do it but in the heat of the moment my other head takes over and makes the decision. I used to go FS at palours but then got sick of the clock watching and fake moaning and groaning. Unfortunately my old FS regulars from 3-5 year ago who all were reasonably charged and gave PSE are all retired. The search continues for replacements and I'm talking Yen, Aleena and Simi for those who remember!

Of course PRCs play the game of pretending they are whatever nationality the punters are preferring.

Have a look at advertising on Kiss You Baby Skokka etc, how many of them advertise as Japanese, Cambodian, always something out of the ordinary, But you can bet your left knacker most will be PRC.

But idiot punters are easily fooled and are willing to pay the premium for fake Japaneses etc, not me, I pay for the service provided not the supposed nationality of the girl.

[Shazzam]

H2 H Massage Centre do the full lomi lomi massage with plastic / vinyl cover and lots of slippery oil or gel. 90 Auburn Rd Hawthorn Ph 0481 236 895 or 74 Sydney Road Coburg Ph 0406 856 988. If you are on Wechat, their ID is Nikki_Receptionist and on Line they go under H2 H massage centre. Great to see which girls are on. Note the pics aren't 100% accurate and only give you a best guess of the actual girls looks. I think $90 for 60 mins from memory and beware in Hawthorn, they want to charge you an extra $5 to use the shower afterwards which I use and refuse to pay by telling them I've already paid more than other places that provide free showers. They normally let you off after some terse words.

Kim the Indian looking one was pretty good. But I used to see an African one there last year but she's gone. Was a bit fat but boy did so love finger banging and cum on her huge floppy tits!

Hey punters,

Does anyone know of places that do a genuine Lomi Lomi massage.

Had one last week Thick plastic or vinyl covered table with heaps of warm oil.

The masseuse does long flowing strokes even sliding arms between you and the table.

Cheers.

[RnTug]

+1. Is that the premium for being Japanese or are PRCs playing this game as well?

Don't forget that some mongers then give a cash tip on top of that, a box of chocolates and a gift card to Victoria's Secret. All apparently excellent value it would seem.

$180 would get you FS at Romantics including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, COB, AR with a nice Chinese girl. Then a shower and plus money left over to take your real GF/wife out for an Italian meal in Lygon Street!

Of course PRCs play the game of pretending they are whatever nationality the punters are preferring.

Have a look at advertising on Kiss You Baby Skokka etc, how many of them advertise as Japanese, Cambodian, always something out of the ordinary, But you can bet your left knacker most will be PRC.

But idiot punters are easily fooled and are willing to pay the premium for fake Japaneses etc, not me, I pay for the service provided not the supposed nationality of the girl.

[OlderPlayer]

Hey punters,

Does anyone know of places that do a genuine Lomi Lomi massage.

Had one last week Thick plastic or vinyl covered table with heaps of warm oil.

The masseuse does long flowing strokes even sliding arms between you and the table.

Cheers.

[AussieGaigin]

+1. Is that the premium for being Japanese or are PRCs playing this game as well?

Don't forget that some mongers then give a cash tip on top of that, a box of chocolates and a gift card to Victoria's Secret. All apparently excellent value it would seem.

$180 would get you FS at Romantics including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, COB, AR with a nice Chinese girl. Then a shower and plus money left over to take your real GF/wife out for an Italian meal in Lygon Street!

Things are only "expensive", if you know they are cheaper elsewhere.

Seems there are a lot of naive punters in Melbourne. I've tried a couple of RnT shops there; when I tell them how much I pay in Sydney, they begrudgingly match it, but the attitude changes.

[Engine Driver]

Closing them Is the only way to end this madness but the industry seems to still be growing, adding more expensive temptation, than a traditional brothel.

Most Asian rub and tug parlours operated by Chinese people are to launder drug profits and for elaborate immigration scamming. They are nice cash businesses with no receipts. They can afford to open and shut at any time. It's all just an elaborate financial game where the Australian punter (and taxpayer) is getting conned.

Best just to stick to brothels or save your money for overseas mongering holidays.

[Engine Driver]

There's a place in Silvan in the Dandenongs that offer Cuddle Therapy and Sensual Massage.

Is cuddle therapy claimable on health insurance? LOL.

Anyone been there? Any good?

Why not test it out and report back?

[Dishlikka]

Hi guys,

And yes I'm new.

There's a place in Silvan in the Dandenongs that offer Cuddle Therapy and Sensual Massage.

Think her name is Ruth.

Anyone been there? Any good?

Thanks in advance.

[Brauninc]

The sad thing here is that there are guys who will pay this and will then report back here about how good it was. $180 what a fuckin rip off!

Who do these strumpets think they are? For that price you can basically go to a brothel, get FS and a shower.

Closing them Is the only way to end this madness but the industry seems to still be growing, adding more expensive temptation, than a traditional brothel.

[Engine Driver]

The sad thing here is that there are guys who will pay this and will then report back here about how good it was. $180 what a fuckin rip off!

Who do these strumpets think they are? For that price you can basically go to a brothel, get FS and a shower.

+1. Is that the premium for being Japanese or are PRCs playing this game as well?

Don't forget that some mongers then give a cash tip on top of that, a box of chocolates and a gift card to Victoria's Secret. All apparently excellent value it would seem.

$180 would get you FS at Romantics including DFK, DATY, BBBJ, COB, AR with a nice Chinese girl. Then a shower and plus money left over to take your real GF/wife out for an Italian meal in Lygon Street!

[DanTheMan]

. 80 for nude HJ and kindly pay now which I refused and held up five. She said this gets you topless HJ but I still wasn't interested and said you girls are far too expensive and all the guys are complaining. I also know that if get off the table for my wallet I'll lose the drive and said trust me with everything off make it 50 $ and she said as a first time customer and nice guy that you are then OK. Hahahah! Sara has a flawless, hairless fair body with small young breasts with no body odour. However, don't count on driving her down to 50 without a decent amount of charm.

Happy Hunting and punting for the New Year.

Lotus.

The sad thing here is that there are guys who will pay this and will then report back here about how good it was. $180 what a fuckin rip off!

Who do these strumpets think they are? For that price you can basically go to a brothel, get FS and a shower.