Melbourne

[KingDong87]

This is a great forum where we can all share our good and bad experiences to let others know where to go and where not to go for the best value for money. I've been to a few Asian massage places and thanks to this forum I've found some great places. So here are my best picks:

- Small massage shop opposite vic market. The talent is hit or miss, usually older Asian ladies, depending on the girl they do BBBJ / CIM / HJ or FS. I've had 2 that do BBBJ and let me unload in their mouth, one even gave me a good rim job. There was a younger Asian girl, mid 20's, face was alright but great set of perky tits and awesome body. Don't think she is there anymore but every now and then you get a kinky younger Asian girl. $50 for massage and $100 FS.

- Massage place down from North melb station, dryburgh st. Mostly older Asian ladies here but they have decent bodies, some offer BBBJ but not all and all do FS. One girl, Lisa, has a great ass who works 2 days and provides good service, most of the others are on rotation, occasionally there will be a new girl. $100 or a bit less all up.

- Watt St is great value for money. $50 all up but don't expect any lookers. Mainly older Asian ladies, usually on the chubby side, but BBBJ and FS on offer. Good for a quickie, good service but no eye candy here.

- Wright St is great. There are a few older Asian ladies here but everyone comes for Lily, she is the superstar here. Great body, bolt on tits and she does it all, BBBJ, French kissing, FS, rimming, ball sucking and licking. The other girls are ok but no where near as good. $100 all up, Lily will provide you with great service that's unmatched even at brothels.

- Massage shops in the CBD are a waste of time IMO. Too pricey, poor service, they usually have one good looker that gets the clients in but don't offer much extras and they tend to have an air of arrogance about them, huge turn off.

[MikeHuntHertz]

Anyone got a phone number for them? Its a fair drive for me to keep going up and seeing who is working etc.

03 9943 0465.

[NewtoRnT]

No VM. $50 all up here, no more to pay, no massage & you don't need to pay for one, its all about turnover & boy does Linda turn the punters over.

Anyone got a phone number for them? Its a fair drive for me to keep going up and seeing who is working etc.

[RnTug]

I presume $50 is the add on to the basic cost of massage or is it $50 for 30 minutes massage including extras?

No VM. $50 all up here, no more to pay, no massage & you don't need to pay for one, its all about turnover & boy does Linda turn the punters over.

[Supmam]

None of the chinese or viet run mps are about massage. They are brothels.

Denial isn't a river in Egypt you know.

50 is what I paid for the lot. Been a while, prelockdown and it is luck of the draw. No young girls though. But good technique. Go in pay your fifty, drop your trousers and she'll send some one in. Blow your load in her mouth and get the hell out. This ain't some place to go with your girlfriend.

Haha wow. Does that suggest it isn't even about the massage? I have not been there before so they don't know me.

Is it straight down to business? Or even a slight massage involved?

[ValueMonger]

This place is filthy. But for cheap and cheery it is all you can expect. 50 for BBBJCIM is unmatched in Melbourne.

Just wear your shoes the whole session. I don't bother to take off my trousers.

I presume $50 is the add on to the basic cost of massage or is it $50 for 30 minutes massage including extras?

[Yay Kaboom]

Haha wow. Does that suggest it isn't even about the massage? I have not been there before so they don't know me.

Is it straight down to business? Or even a slight massage involved?

This place is filthy. But for cheap and cheery it is all you can expect. 50 for BBBJCIM is unmatched in Melbourne.

Just wear your shoes the whole session. I don't bother to take off my trousers.

[Supmam]

This place is filthy. But for cheap and cheery it is all you can expect. 50 for BBBJCIM is unmatched in Melbourne.

Just wear your shoes the whole session. I don't bother to take off my trousers.

Do we know if the hygiene standards are reflective of this dirty exterior with the women who match it?

Are towels or sheets changed? Nothing more revolting than realising you are laying your business and the rest of yourself somewhere that's just had exactly that by another man / men before you.

Anyone walk when they see this?

[Genuine Lotus]

Do we know if the hygiene standards are reflective of this dirty exterior with the women who match it? Are towels or sheets changed? Nothing more revolting than realising you are laying your business and the rest of yourself somewhere that's just had exactly that by another man / men before you. Anyone walk when they see this?

Mate, there is probably no way of knowing whether you are rolling around on another mans spunk. You would have to take one of those infra-red gadgets that the FBI use for forensics. My approach is, don't over think it and base your approach on the girl, the room comfort and ambience!

I've saved a ridiculous amount of money by observing those simple fundamentals, if they don't stack I walk.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[SmallWeinerGuy]

Hi, I'll try to answer some of your questions. First off if it's a sex mainly trip there are far better destinations than Melbourne, personaly I'd be heading to Thailand but anyway. The CBD is probably the best place to stay, scattered around the city are heaps of parlours where you'll get a reasonable massage with the happy ending, whatever you pay you'll be getting a discount because of the exchange rate. The real action though is mainly in small non descipt shops out in the suburbs and Melbourne is a big sprawling city so you would be doing a lot of traveling. It seems to be a very much local knowledge thing. I haven't had much to do with brothels maybe the upmarket (if there is such a thing) ones are good, I don't know. As for better cities to visit, I've always heard good things about Sydney. Maybe you should put a request on the Sydney forum..

Thanks I'll look into Sydney. I've heard good things about Thailand but I'm looking for white women so German FKKs are at the top but was researching other options and hoping AUS might be a good spot.

[Yay Kaboom]

Do we know if the hygiene standards are reflective of this dirty exterior with the women who match it?

Are towels or sheets changed? Nothing more revolting than realising you are laying your business and the rest of yourself somewhere that's just had exactly that by another man / men before you.

Anyone walk when they see this?

Morning there.

Watt street sunshine.

Just around the corner from the station.

It's the only massage shop on that street!!.

[RussianTiger]

Excellent. Sorry unfamiliar with which Suburb Watt Street is in any possibility of DM more directions. ?

Sunshine, pretty much everything on offer natural for $50.

[Ercildale]

Hello everyone.

Could this be Melbourne s best massage centre.

$50 dollar fully inclusive whatever you like.

The talent may be highly questionable but they are all eager to please.

If there's better value I would love to know where.

Strictly buyer beware here.

Cheers and happy punting.

Lwd.

All very well, as long as you're not put off by the sounds of savage humping taking place in the rooms either side of you, with walls that don't reach the ceiling.

[LostWithinDays]

Morning there.

Watt street sunshine.

Just around the corner from the station.

It's the only massage shop on that street!!

It's a little like la cafe in manilla if you have experienced that.

Very grungy and unforgiving place.

Hahaha.

Don't blame me if your not happy with the aunties.

Cheers always.

Lwd.

Excellent. Sorry unfamiliar with which Suburb Watt Street is in any possibility of DM more directions. ?

[ValueMonger]

Hi all.

Talent at watt street!

Mostly Chinese milfs.

Very easy going no issues at all.

Probably 40 + if that's your thing.

Cheers.

Lwd.

Excellent. Sorry unfamiliar with which Suburb Watt Street is in any possibility of DM more directions. ?