Melbourne

[Cat Knackers]

Walked into a Massage Parlour today in Footscray on the request of one of the ML's, and waited about 15 minutes in the front massage room for YoYo to get freed up. A gal (mid 30's?) named Nicole met me and showed me to the room, then offered a coffee or water. I asked for a coffee, which was from a single serve packet of instant, and she brought it in someone's coffee cup, then she sat and visited with me while I sipped at it. The reason I'm telling this is because I probably wasn't thinking right, knowing the cleanliness of these places is questionable. That became even more apparent when I asked to use the john, and was shown to a toilet through the kitchen and near the back. I walked in to find a condom floating in the toilet! Have to admit, this was a first for me. Needless to say, I didn't drink anymore of the coffee.

Finally, YoYo comes in and moves me into a bigger room with a large sturdy massage table. She confirmed I wanted the hour, took the money, and in only a second was back in the room with me. We both stripped down and after a nice hug and fondling, I climbed on the table and relaxed.

Decent back massage, 6/10, with more firm hand sliding rather than working with the fingers. Occasionally she'd use an elbow to grind out some of the tight spots. Getting to the arse and legs, I start receiving the occasional sack tickle, and now she's rubbing all over with her breasts. Now I know the go, and drop my arms off the table for the occasional leg rub. She moves just out of my reach and starts working the inside of my legs, then spends a good minute rubbing out all the wrinkles in my marble bag. This certainly stiffened other muscles!

Next she moves to the head of the table and starts on my shoulders. She makes sure she's rubbing her bits all over my head, so I place a hand on each butt cheek and give her a bit of a massage in return. She lifts my head up by the chin and shoves a nipple against my mouth, so I obliged her with a good tongue lashing and suction. Now she's swapping from tit to tit, and when I feel between her cheeks, I find she's good to go. Doesn't take much of this and she's telling me to flip.

Once I got comfortable on my back, she buries my face with her chesticles while she's stroking my already stiff member. A few kisses down my chest, stomach, and settles in for the BBBJ I'd requested. She does have nice technique, and she moves her ass more toward the head of the table so I have great access to her moist bits. By now she's really getting excited. She's as wet as, and really working my shaft. Then there's a pause. I've got my head back and eyes closed just enjoying the entire experience, diddling her hooha, and not really paying attention to what's happening. I figure the longer she pauses, the longer she's going to have to work at it. Yay for me!

Next thing I know, she's moving away from me. I open my eyes and tilt my head up just in time to witness her effortlessly jump up on the table, straddle me, and in one smooth motion, ease down onto me with a very warm and tight snatch, smiling at me with a big shit eating grin the whole time! I thought, what? I checked, and sure enough she had slipped a condom on me. Thank goodness! Apparently that's what the pause was about, and she must have put it on with her mouth, because I never felt when she did it.

Phew! Now I can relax and enjoy the ride. She laid down on me, kissing my neck and licking my ear, then puts her feet up on my legs for leverage and just starts pounding me. Bloody excellent! This is obviously going to end my experience way too quick, so I get her to trade places with me for some missionary so I can control the pace and prolong this. After a few minutes of slow strokes at varying depths, I feel her tense up and grip down on me from inside, and she's telling me she's cumming. That's it. That's all I got. And pop goes the weasel!

Get cleaned up, look at the clock and we've got another 15 minutes, so she lays down on the table next to me and snuggles in tight. Feels so nice. After a few minutes of snuggling, I slip off the table and she starts to get up. I tell her "No, you stay put", then I roll her onto her stomach and give her a very nice full body massage. I even give her the occasional tickle and finger drag, paying particularly good attention to her glutes, and the moans and response confirms she's loving it.

Then came the knock at the door. As we're dressing, she starts listing off her schedule, telling me where she'll be working, and makes sure I write down the addresses and dates. I leave, satisfied we both enjoyed our time.

Happy Punting and Happy Safe New Year, folks!

CK

[OnlyAGame]

I've been travelling to Sydney a lot on business lately and there is a level of sincerity in the RnT businesses there which I no longer see in Melbourne. Some of the more mature Asian massage ladies in Sydney are superbly trained and treat you respectfully. They also know how to stroke cock!

And they're heaps cheaper as well!

[Cat Knackers]

After work I decided to get a massage so I called into the gals at 160 LT Lonsdale Street to see who was working. Winnie and Apple was the reply. I have never met either girl, so I replied back "ok, I'll be there in about an hour depending on traffic". I find my way inside and try the elevator (the right side, which usually works if it shows up instead of the left), but today it wouldn't light up the correct floor without a passkey. I happened to get in with others, and got out on the closest floor they selected and took the stairs the rest of the way. I meet who turns out to be Winnie at the elevator who was just about to come down and get me, so apparently they're aware of this issue. She shows me to a room and I tell her I would like an hour and handed her $150 and she steps out for change. She comes back in as I'm undressing, hands me the change, then starts to get her gear off as well. We try to chat, but her English isn't very clear.

She undoes her bra and shows me a really nice pair of the's, so I compliment her on them, she smiles and says Thank you! She has a sweet body, fully shaved, and doesn't mind being played with. The massage was nice and sensual without oil, her with one knee between my legs while she rubbed my back and neck. Pretty nice with occasional crack and taint brush once she starts down on my legs. At this point she's on both knees between my legs, forcing them apart further, exposing the tackle for my further enjoyment. This goes on for a good 20 minutes, then she switches to dragging her breasts everywhere from my bum to my neck, making sure one hung low enough in front of my face I could give it a nice kiss and little nipple play. This girl does enjoy having her titties played with!

Then the flip. Starts off with the same B2B rub all over my front. She has very nice smooth skin and natural breasts which makes this very soothing and erotic. Next, she lays down beside me and covers my face with her fun bags and keeps them there for a long time while I play, the whole time playing lightly with my friend. I start to realize she's enjoying what I'm doing and getting a bit distracted. This is made more evident when I slip a hand between her legs and find she's drenched!

She then whispers in my ear, asking if I want a blowjob, to which my reply is "yes please". She excuses herself and gets a condom and returns. First at the foot of the bed looking up at me, then she quickly squirms around and stops when she's facing toward my feet and her backside is next to my shoulder. Well, I slip an arm between her legs, lifting one up and over into the 69 position so I can settle in for DATY. This was fantastic, and the more I pressed the right buttons with my tongue, the more she rewarded me with a lot of effort and action in what she was doing. She also started grinding into my face as I could no longer hold out and filled the condom. Her head stopped, but she kept grinding for awhile longer, then came the shudders and more intense moaning, as she laid her head on my leg. She laid in that position for a minute or two, with all her weight on me, apparently catching her breath.

Then she got up, cleaned me up and started massaging my legs. I asked how much time was left, and she said "about 10 minutes". I motioned for her to stop and just lay down beside me. Big smiles! We laid there and chatted for a good 20-25 minutes. Well past my allotted time, until we both figured I should go.

She's cute and tries hard with her English, but it really IS limited. I had her helping me with some mandarin, and it really made for an excellent end to an awesome session.

Please note. If / when you visit these private massage ladies, please do not mention these reviews or what you've read about them in ANY forum! The experience with one punter doesn't necessarily represent what would / should happen with every punter, as a lot of this is "in the moment" stuff.

Happy Punting and all the best!

Knackers

[Cat Knackers]

Slow day at the office, so I decided I'd go for a punt for lunch and get a load off my mind. Looked around a bit and decided to call in to Club Temptation in North Sunshine. Showed up and asked the receptionist for Alice, paid her the $110 for 30 minutes, and stood near the foot of the stairs while she made the call. A minute later, in walks this outgoing little number with tats on her legs, arms, chest, and a few other areas. Nothing crazy, but definitely inked up. Short two-tone hair that appeared freshly showered, and a somewhat tight fitting tube style dress and flip flops. When I say "little", I'm not referring to her size, so much as her height. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't class her as a*BBW, just some extra softness that makes snuggling a little more comfy. Decent pillows for the cold nights.

Once we get to the room, we started out with some gentle kissing as we undressed, some mutual fondling and tongue bath from Alice, then a friendly smack on my ass and told to go ahead and shower while she readies the room. She is very easy going, laid back, and really more of the girlfriend experience. We chatted while I showered and she fussed around the place, much like everyday partners do.

As I dry off, she helps, then directs me to lay in the center of the bed. She was pretty chatty, and seemed to enjoy the visiting. Not really hurrying anything, making sure I was comfortable and relaxed, then proceeded to hook me up with an oral experience that will bring me back again, no doubt! She positioned herself so I had full access to anything I wanted to play with.

Once we were done, she sat and we chatted about tattoos. I have one, and that gave us some common ground that she seemed particularly interested in discussing. As I started to get up, the buzzer sounded and the receptionist said it was time. She offered me a shower, so I freshened up, dressed, and she walked me out.

One of the nicest lunch breaks I can remember ever having, and my office is just close enough this may become a habit, as long as I can afford it, haha!

If you visit, treat her nice. She's got a good attitude and a bit bubbly, which is refreshing.

Cheers,

Knackers

[Engine Driver]

Based on my experiences so far in Melbourne, the AMP girls here seem always in a hurry to reach the stage where they give you a quick HJ, they don't really put an effort in giving you a good relaxing massage. They just can't wait to flip you over and finish you off and get their tip.

Which is very different from my experiences overseas where an amazing massage, friendly masseuse, and incredible happy ending with large selection of extras usually thrown in without an additional fee (especially if the girl likes you) is the norm that you'd expect.

Would love others suggestions for any good AMP nearby CBD Or south Melbourne, PM available.

Totally agree that the RnT level of service in Melbourne is completely shit. There's too much money to be made and too many "students" with no massage or customer skills willing to work in the business, so they can pay their uni fees. While men continue to get an urge which can't be satisfied by their wives, these places will tend to prosper. You can imagine which types of people own these joints given the huge volumes of cash being generated! The Ping Full Body Care massage joints in Richmond are probably the worst in Melbourne. The SS massage parlour in South Melbourne used to be good a few years ago, but not sure what its like now. I stick to full service brothels now in Melbourne.

I've been travelling to Sydney a lot on business lately and there is a level of sincerity in the RnT businesses there which I no longer see in Melbourne. Some of the more mature Asian massage ladies in Sydney are superbly trained and treat you respectfully. They also know how to stroke cock!

[Ausmann]

Hi all,

I was running late to get the last appointment at Bell St (Next to barber shop). By the time I got there all the girls had left and was told to come back tomorrow, as I was in the mood decided to drive to High St Preston, saw the sign and walked in, $40.00 for 30 min, Viet girl and the massage was good but no sign of the flip, finished with a bit of a head massage and said OK finish, I asked the question and was told we don't do. So this is to warn the others, this place is called "Nice Thai Massage" 199 High St, Preston. If you want a good massage with no extras then it is a good place. Have to try else where on Monday.

Cheers,

Ausmann

[Cat Knackers]

Would love others suggestions for any good AMP nearby CBD Or south Melbourne, PM available.

Hello SuperCroc,

And welcome to Melbourne. Thanks for the insight to your punts, always nice to see an offer prior to the request!

If you scroll down and view my "Punting in the CBD" posts recently added, it lists the prices you can expect, and these are all naked prices and I believe include the handy (can't be 100% sure because I usually upgrade, but once I got the handy without asking or paying additional. I did tip the $10 change I had coming because she was cute and very friendly) Also, there's SUS at 33 Peel St, I've been there and will return. Shame that 141 Vic Pde closed (not sure if still closed), but I would have highly recommended it.

PM me if you would like more details on how to get in touch with any of these places, and happy punting, friend!

CK

[SuperCroc]

Going to be in Melb for a couple of Months, Was looking for an AMP in CBD, in most cities a good starting point is where the Chinese setup shop. So I went to China Town ended up at the paramount place.

At the corner by escalator there was a place called Full body care, went in $30 for 30 min so I opted for that since it's a trial run. Young chubby girl with glasses comes in and starts a really mediocre massage. 10 min later tells me to flip over and asks if I would like "special" I said go for it she asked for $50 I said $30 or no deal she said fine. I still probably overpaid but was too horny. She proceeds to give me below average HJ, had to guide her as to how she should use both hands for better pleasure. Post explosion cleans me up with tissue, still 10 min to go but she declares "massage finish". I hate it when they do that.

After I dress up she comes in to cleanup the room, but to my surprise all she does is she refolds the towel I just exploded on and places it on the massage table. Fucking disgusting! I was probabaly lying down on someone else's jizz. Did a good clean up back home at the shower: P, never going back there again.

Day 2 tried the other shop in Paaramount, called sabaidee. Usually prefer thai as they give better massages. To my disappointment masseuse was PRC name is Lilly I think, older late 30's but above average looking MILF. Another mediocre massage asked for $50 for HJ on flip but accepted $30. Place had open roof so you can hear nearby cubicles, didn't like it.

Day 3 looked up a place at little Bourke called urban kneads. Pic of naked male statue outside shop clear hint of what I was expecting. Man at reception (I prefer lady receptionists at these places) paid entry fee then he said "enjoy mate" haha. Above average fili girl came in started my massage, not too bad. 5 min into it she said do you want anything special today, I said sure she said ok $50 HJ only $80 topless and body to body was higher can't recall figure. I tried to negotiate but was firmly told the price is fixed, I heard about this factor before coming here so I went ahead and agreed to a $50 HJ which is too much imo. During the massage she wouldn't stop talking about the problems in here life and about how her ex treated her like shit, I do feel bad sometimes for these girls but I'm here to relax and just have a good time so I found it annoying. Flip time she went in for the kill and gave a good HJ but not that great, She also immediately left my cock the moment I exploded which is a big deal breaker for me I didn't like that at all. She wanted to end the massage 10 min early but I insisted she finish the full time which she did. For the experience the cost definitely not justified.

I've also tried other places in CBD and south Melb with disappointing results not worth mentioning.

Based on my experiences so far in Melbourne, the AMP girls here seem always in a hurry to reach the stage where they give you a quick HJ, they don't really put an effort in giving you a good relaxing massage. They just can't wait to flip you over and finish you off and get their tip.

Which is very different from my experiences overseas where an amazing massage, friendly masseuse, and incredible happy ending with large selection of extras usually thrown in without an additional fee (especially if the girl likes you) is the norm that you'd expect.

Would love others suggestions for any good AMP nearby CBD Or south Melbourne, PM available.

[DogsBreakfast]

Short version: a no BS place, beautiful girl giving mechanical service, I may return and try one of the other service providers.

I'd seen this new (ish) place, Ya Ya Glamour, advertised and it has been mentioned a few times here. Given that (and the fact that the RnT joints around Footscray are currently staffed primarily by cave trolls) I thought I would give Ya Ya Glamour a go.

I was met by a lovely, hard bodied Viet girl called (I think) Lily. I estimate she was around mid 20's, a few tattoos. It was the standard deal for these sort of places, full service for $100.

Unfortunately the service was pretty mechanical, seems I could fuck her but no kissing or licking anywhere. No DATY on the menu, she laid back while I fucked her with her arms firmly folded across a nice (possibly surgically enhanced) rack. That was out of bounds. Perhaps she would warm up a little if you were a regular (but I won't take that chance). Her disinterest turned me off and I couldn't shoot but she did the right thing and finished me off with a hand job.

I chatted with Lily afterward. Seems like she is working hard in the business to make as much money as she can before her looks fail. That's fair enough but IMO she could put a little more effort into the service. She said that there were 3 (more?) girls who work there so I might go back sometime and try another. If I can find one with Lily's looks and more enthusiasm for the task then it might be a good spot.

Cheers,

DB

[Supmam]

IF AxelSooriah is East Asian, and goes to East Asian nightclubs, perhaps he DOES get some serious East Asian pussy that us non-East Asians could only dream of. Just go to Shanghai and check out the pussy the locals get. Or Philippines. Or Thailand or South Korea. Men are dud ugly; women are stunners. Big IF there of course. But yes, otherwise, why punt if you can get all the free 9 or 10 pussy you want?

Hey Axel, looks like you got seriously ripped off here. For $150, you could get FS at most brothels in Melbourne and this would include as much titty play, DATY and AR as you could handle. I bet the massage by that white chick was rudimentary at best.

Given your good looks, I would think you wouldn't have trouble scoring any number of white chicks for free at night clubs in town.

[Cat Knackers]

After some unfinished business earlier in the day, I decided I'd try another ad I'd saved from the Loca website. This lady says her name is Lucy, and her prices seemed a bit high last time I'd talked to her, but I thought I'd give her a shot since she was upfront offering a BBBJ+CIM, and I figured this was my ticket to finish what was started earlier. She directed me to LT Collins St, and quoted her offerings: full body relaxation massage $80/30 - $150/60. CBJ add $20 - BBBJ+CIM add $50. Full Service $120/30 - $200/60. Lucy is 35-40 yrs old, 5'4", 50-55 kg, thin build, small but fake breasts, maybe be-see cup, and a PRC.

Called and set up the appointment, and found my way to LT Collins St and parked. As I walked up to 601 and entered the building, following her sms directions, I was hit with a bit of de javu! I knew I had never tried Lucy, but the building and entrance looked familiar. When she opened the door, I then knew two things. 1) I had never met her before, and 2) I had definitely been in that apartment several weeks ago. Turns out, she has a friend that shares the place. (Emma, who has her own separate ad and number on Locanto that I tried awhile back. Not bad, but advertising fingers and tongue use, but her tongue was never used, and it's a handy-only finish).

Lucy brought me into a room that has a massage table and a small bed. She chose the bed. Thumbs up! She had quoted me $180 for 1 HR massage + natural oral, so I gave her $200 and she went to get change. When she returned, she stripped and I could make out a fairly decent figured lady. Did I mention it's very dark in the room? Any who, she starts on my back and is going like the clappers! She's all over the shop, but it's actually feeling pretty good. It was truly like a speed massage, with random spots getting hit, but not missing any. One thing that detracted from the experience, though, was the fact she kept getting calls and texts. The calls she wouldn't answer, but she'd check her phone. I'm not 100% sure she didn't answer the texts. She laid the phone next to me on the bed and would massage with one hand any time the phone would vibrate, and I could see in the mirror she was reading whatever was sent. This happened 5 or 6 times with texts, and 2 calls.

Her massage was thorough, though a bit rushed. This was done mostly with her hands and elbows, and the occasional titty slides on my back and arse. She didn't leave any area untouched; from shoulders to feet and everything in between, including crack, bung and taint. Then comes the flip. She started with a body slide up and down, spending a little extra time with her very firm implants on my crotch. This was effective. She then started a very nice natural BJ. Looking back, I should have insisted she stay with this, because it was very nice, slow with perfect pressure and technique, and didn't feel near as rushed as everything else! She sensed when I was close, and asked me if I was ready, to which I said I'm right there. Before I could blink, she whipped out a condom, put it on with her mouth (again, very nicely done, but I digress), then climbed up and straddled me, and proceeded to ride cowgirl. This was unexpected, and was ok, but not what I was looking for. In the middle of her gyrations, she says, "I gave you real good massage, natural oral, and now I fuck you good. You ok if we finish little early?" WTH? I said sure, figuring if I started debating now, I'd be 0-2 for the day, and that's just not acceptable! Besides, she still had to finish and the gyrations and discussion was losing me, so she still had her work cut out for her.

She asked if I wanted to change positions, and I said "how about you finish with your hand and mouth if you want to be done early. " She said, "good idea!" and I had the pleasure again of enjoying her real skills to a delightful end. Mission accomplished! Quick clean up with some chit-chat, then she hung around chatting as I dressed and she quickly got me to the door saying her goodbyes and Happy New Year.

All in all, I was done and out about 10 minutes early. I shrugged it off figuring I'd try to get the time added if I returned. As I drove away, I remembered the $20 change she was supposed to give me! Dammit! I sent her an sms stating I never got it, and she immediately called me and explained that since she gave me full service + natural oral, she kept the $20. She also said she told me at the end before I left (and maybe she did. Her English isn't that easy to understand), and then said next time she would take real good care of me since I allowed her to finish early this time.

Maybe. Only time will tell if I return. There are too many other places to try to worry about a repeat to this place.

Happy punting, everyone!

CK

[Cat Knackers]

I visited the place on LT Lonsdale Street, with a young lady named Peggy.

Rates: $70/30 - $140/60 naked massage. $100/30 - $160/45 - $200/60 Full Service.

She is about 5' tall, 45-50 kg, Taiwanese, and very cute. I ended up with a 1 HR massage + CBJ / HJ.

I was in the CBD, so I called into the gals at LT Lonsdale Street for an hour massage, and Peggy was available when I got there, with another girl busy, so in the room I went. I had asked for a 1 HR massage, so I handed her $150 and she came back with change just as I climbed on the little bed. She stripped off her gear and exposed a nice tight body. I would have guessed about 19-20 yrs. We chatted as she gave me a decent massage, and I found out she was 25 yrs old. The massage was pretty good, but the whole time she stayed clear of making any accidental contact with the family jewels. She said she was new there (1 month), so I figured I was getting a regular massage with no extras. 45 minutes working on my back and legs, then came the flip. She massaged my legs and still no touching, but by now I was rubbing her legs. Guess that was her signal, because she then went straight to rubbing and tugging. I looked at the clock and saw we had less than 10 minutes left and I wasn't sure if her technique was going to get the job done, so I asked for an oral finish. She said CBJ only, and I said OK. She said $30 more for the BJ, I said no problem. She stepped out and immediately back in and slipped the dom on and went to town. She tried, but there was just too little sensation for me, so I asked her to try her hand again. She pistoned up and down faster than anyone I know! But, my little buddy wasn't having a bar of it. She warned me we had 2 minutes left, so I just asked for a clean up. She offered me the bathroom to take a shower, but I didn't feel good about leaving my wallet and stuff out of sight that long, so I declined the shower and settled for a towel to wipe off most of the oil.

She is very sweet, and I'm sure if I had asked for the FS upfront, it would have been a different outcome. I think she would have no doubt showed the nether regions a lot more attention. I told her next time I'll go for the FS and we won't worry so much about the massage, and she smiled, said "sounds good", gave me a big hug and sent me on my way.

I will return, and would give her another go because she was definitely cute and small, but I wouldn't insist on it being her.

Cheers,

CK

[Engine Driver]

I'm new to the RnT scene and decided to give Urban Kneads (373 LT Bourke St) a try because I'm a sucker for hot euro girls. Snip...

Cleaned up and left the premises with mixed feelings. $150 for a topless hand job by a girl who would normally have to convince me to sleep with her. Not sure if I want to go to Urban Kneads again unless I'm sure of getting a real 9 or above European stunner.

Hey Axel, looks like you got seriously ripped off here. For $150, you could get FS at most brothels in Melbourne and this would include as much titty play, DATY and AR as you could handle. I bet the massage by that white chick was rudimentary at best.

Given your good looks, I would think you wouldn't have trouble scoring any number of white chicks for free at night clubs in town.

[Engine Driver]

Well almost. From my experience I have yet to walk into a venue either Massage or Legal brothel and see a bloke there who would grace the covers of fashion magazine.

I have read several reviews and frankly the one I replied too was one of them where you would think the punter was a Brad Pitt look alike.

I can happily look someone in the eye in these places and not be embarrassed, after all I am there for the same reason they are. And that my friend is to have a nubile young chick play and fondle and stroke parts of my body that that I can not achieve normally which is why I pay for that service.

The people I look in the eye fit the same mould over and over again.

In some way we are either fat, old, ugly, smelly, arrogant or just not nice to be around. We may be married and are too scared to have an affair, or simply can't find someone to have an affair with. Snip....

Nice report Try Hard. The main reason most married men go to brothels or RnTs is because their wives have lost interest in sex and / or because sex with the wife is so damn boring and plain. Sex becomes a chore for most women after a fews years of marriage. Falling libido, hormone level changes, boredom, general tiredness and breakdown in relationship being the reasons. Despite this, white caucasian women expect their husbands to remain faithful and to just jerk off in the shower if they get an urge. Also, it is a relatively risk free hobby, compared to having an affair. The cost of an affair in this country is too high and with so many electronic devices, who could actually keep an affair a secret for too long?

I fully agree that no brothel worker or massage parlour girl is going to be excited by the sight of a naked man, even if he looks like Brad Pitt. As you put it, they are seeing a minimum of 8-10 erect cocks a day, 6 days a week. They get de-sensitised very quickly and it is just a job, regardless of what we may think. The good ones have the ability to make you feel like you're the only one during the time you're with them.

[Try HardAussie]

That's funny, Tryhard! Two tits a hole and a heartbeat are the usual standards, right?

Knackers

Well almost. From my experience I have yet to walk into a venue either Massage or Legal brothel and see a bloke there who would grace the covers of fashion magazine.

I have read several reviews and frankly the one I replied too was one of them where you would think the punter was a Brad Pitt look alike.

I can happily look someone in the eye in these places and not be embarrassed, after all I am there for the same reason they are. And that my friend is to have a nubile young chick play and fondle and stroke parts of my body that that I can not achieve normally which is why I pay for that service.

The people I look in the eye fit the same mould over and over again.

In some way we are either fat, old, ugly, smelly, arrogant or just not nice to be around. We may be married and are too scared to have an affair, or simply can't find someone to have an affair with.

But to be pretentious enough to say say that I will only accept 9/10 is clearly a wank. There are plenty of 9/10 or 10/10 that are available for $600-$1000 per hour. So if that is your requirement then pay the bucks and get what you want and stop looking in RnT or lower standard brothels for these mystical ladies.

I started this rant because sometimes I just get tired of the pretentious crap and the self delusion that goes on in forums. Expectations of girls falling all over a guy because she convinced him that he had made her cum, guys talking or writing about themselves to build their own ego, (really do we think these girls who see 8-10 cocks a day are so easily manipulated to "get wet" because you stuck you finger in their pussy.

I suppose what I am trying to say why is there so little honesty in reports, genuine honesty.