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[The DudeAbides]

4. Place the staff kitchen right at the back. Customers don't want to see the girls shoving rice and fish in their mouths as they walk past. Don't have dirty plates and crockery lying around everywhere. The fish sauce and bean shoots stink the place out.

6. Instruct the girls not to have private conversations in Mandarin while they are massaging punters.

Well thought out, here's an add-on:

4. A. No Kim Chi garlic breath.

6. A. Have them talk in Korean, thereby guaranteeing they are hot babes.

[Engine Driver]

Running a successful massage parlour shouldn't be that difficult. With our collective knowledge from a customer's perspective, I'm pretty sure we can put these PRC big bosses out of business! Here's where I would start:

1. Pick a place with plenty of foot traffic outside and with easy parking.

2. Make sure the rooms have proper walls, and not just curtains. Patch and paint the walls. Get rid of those corny accupuncture charts.

3. Keep the place nice and tidy and get rid of the boxes and shit which is usually lying around everywhere. Get rid of the broken furniture.

4. Place the staff kitchen right at the back. Customers don't want to see the girls shoving rice and fish in their mouths as they walk past. Don't have dirty plates and crockery lying around everywhere. The fish sauce and bean shoots stink the place out.

5. Provide clean sheets and towels for every punter. With all the tax that you are avoiding, you can easily afford some laundry detergent. I've lost count of the number of times I've contracted conjunctivitis from the face towel at the top of the table.

6. Instruct the girls not to have private conversations in Mandarin while they are massaging punters. The customer then thinks he is not the centre of attention.

7. Don't cut the massage short. One hour is one hour. Nothing irritates the customer more than this and they will never return if they feel ripped off. This is probably the most important thing to note.

8. Make sure the toilet and shower are clean. There shouldn't be any mould on the tiles nor [CodeWord140] all over the floor. Get rid of all the boxes and shit which is lying around in the bathroom. Provide some dry, clean towels.

9. Only pick girls who are prepared to provide a HJ. Without HJ on offer the business will die a quick death unless there's some other reason to come. Charge only $20 for this. HJ is the second most important issue after time. The only place which flourishes without HJ is Helen's Oasis Calm because her prices are low and the girls are young.

10. Girls should be trained in massage. Not all customers want a soft feather touch massage from an unqualified uni student.

11. Treat the customer with respect. They will return if the experience has been enjoyable.

12. A bigger gold Chinese good luck cat with the swinging arm is not going to get you any richer unless you follow the above steps.

[DesiDownUnder]

Any more details on bella? May be an address please?

OK. I will try a FR but its probably very boring to all you guys as this is pretty much virgin territory for me and all I got was a hand job. HJ.

First one from the story above.

Bella.

Looks: 8 (nice and cute. Student)

Body:8.

Age: 21 (I think she said)

Tits: Nice set (clothed though remember but looked good) B-C maybe.

Massage: 8.

HJ: hand job without condom (not sure of lingo sorry. Will get the hang of it) 8.

GFE: 9

Overall: 8. 5.

RTF: definitely but she has left.

Cost: $70 for hour + $30.

2nd One (not sure of name)

Looks: 6.

Age: 30'ish?

Body:6

Tits: pretty small.

HJ: 7. Hand job without condom (not sure of lingo sorry. Will get the hang of it)

GFE: 5.

Overall: 5. 5.

RTF: probably not.

Cost: $70 for hour + $30

[BrownStones]

Hi Bigtom69.

Thanks for the post.

Normally posts here offer a little clue as to the establishment they are posting about, otherwise it's just a a bloke posting about having his dick pulled which doesn't excite me one fucking iota.

I found my way to another forum but decided this one seems to be a bit more active so moving my posts over here. I will upload the 3 reports on here to start the ball rolling. Will probably be lurking on here a bit.

Firsttime. Embarrassingly maybe? Not sure feel like a virgin again.

Accidentally found my way on here after a search of a new experience I found at a local masseuse. Went in to this establishment totally innocently a few weeks ago as I have had a sore back from sitting behind the PC all day with bad posture.

As I said I just thought I was getting a back complaint seen to so went into the room and just took off my shirt. The girl sees I am still in my jeans and tells me to strip down to my jocks. Unfortunately I don't wear any and she just says "thats fine I won't look" with a giggle.

Anyway so I strip down and she whacks a towel over me and gives me a great massage. Went up higher than expected a couple of times which aroused my interest and brushed herself past me with her breasts and groin.

I am still trying to work out what the hell is going on and then she says turn over. I hesitate as I have a raging hardon. I tell her why I am hesiatating and she just giggles and whips off the towel.

Tells me for $30 she will finish me off and proceeds to give me a great hand job.

This place is very much under the radar. I have been back a couple of times and only one of them has offered the same service. She was pretty hopeless and wouldn't recommend. This first girl has since left I am sure could have got more from her now that I know what goes on if you find the right spot. I feel so naive.

I think they are pretty legit but have a seedy side.

Hookers or a FS spot don't really do it for me. Too sterile. This I enjoy as there is an element of mystery "Am I going to get something?"

Some of these places that are mentioned seem all legal. Where are the places that try and go under the radar this is my little niche that I want to experience a bit more of.

[BrownStones]

Door is still wedged open, they don't trust anyone.

Went there last week. You place the contents of your pockets in a metal box at reception and they lock it there and you then take the locked container into the massage room with you. The nail in the coffin was the knock on the door after just 18 mins into a 30 min booking and told time was up WTF?

[Switched]

Hookers or a FS spot don't really do it for me. Too sterile. This I enjoy as there is an element of mystery "Am I going to get something?"

I think Al Pacino said it best in the Devils Advocate.

Look but don't touch.

Touch, but don't taste.

Taste, don't swallow.

I've sure had my dose of 'mystery' massages and after a few disappointing ones you will start to crave something more and your standards change.

Also, as you get to know somw masseusses, the menu seems to broaden.

[Engine Driver]

Looking at this place on the map there used to be a place in the side street (Yarra PL?) that operated a little like Club Striptease in Richmond where it was possible for very nice things to happen. Any connection?

Yes, I remember that strip joint well. It was operating about 10 years ago. There's absolutely no connection with this massage joint. This is run by an enterprising Malaysian Chinese person who now owns three of these places around Melbourne.

[Blue Bus]

[QUOTE=BigTom69; 1258301]OK. I will try a FR but its probably very boring to all you guys as this is pretty much virgin territory for me and all I got was a hand job. HJ.

First one from the story above.

Bella.

Looks: 8 (nice and cute. Student)

Body:8.

Age: 21 (I think she said)

Tits: Nice set (clothed though remember but looked good) B-C maybe.

Massage: 8.

HJ: hand job without condom (not sure of lingo sorry. Will get the hang of it) 8.

GFE: 9

Overall: 8. 5.

RTF: definitely but she has left.

I met a Bella at the Lantern last week. She was stunning. She said she was from Korea. I couldn't remember what guys have said about Korens. Good / bad? Who knows. Went for PRC Lisa. No complaints. I was looking forward to trying Bella. O well!

[BigTom69]

OK. I will try a FR but its probably very boring to all you guys as this is pretty much virgin territory for me and all I got was a hand job. HJ.

First one from the story above.

Bella.

Looks: 8 (nice and cute. Student)

Body:8.

Age: 21 (I think she said)

Tits: Nice set (clothed though remember but looked good) B-C maybe.

Massage: 8.

HJ: hand job without condom (not sure of lingo sorry. Will get the hang of it) 8.

GFE: 9

Overall: 8. 5.

RTF: definitely but she has left.

Cost: $70 for hour + $30.

2nd One (not sure of name)

Looks: 6.

Age: 30'ish?

Body:6

Tits: pretty small.

HJ: 7. Hand job without condom (not sure of lingo sorry. Will get the hang of it)

GFE: 5.

Overall: 5. 5.

RTF: probably not.

Cost: $70 for hour + $30

[BigTom69]

I found my way to another forum but decided this one seems to be a bit more active so moving my posts over here. I will upload the 3 reports on here to start the ball rolling. Will probably be lurking on here a bit.

Firsttime. Embarrassingly maybe? Not sure feel like a virgin again.

Accidentally found my way on here after a search of a new experience I found at a local masseuse. Went in to this establishment totally innocently a few weeks ago as I have had a sore back from sitting behind the PC all day with bad posture.

As I said I just thought I was getting a back complaint seen to so went into the room and just took off my shirt. The girl sees I am still in my jeans and tells me to strip down to my jocks. Unfortunately I don't wear any and she just says "thats fine I won't look" with a giggle.

Anyway so I strip down and she whacks a towel over me and gives me a great massage. Went up higher than expected a couple of times which aroused my interest and brushed herself past me with her breasts and groin.

I am still trying to work out what the hell is going on and then she says turn over. I hesitate as I have a raging hardon. I tell her why I am hesiatating and she just giggles and whips off the towel.

Tells me for $30 she will finish me off and proceeds to give me a great hand job.

This place is very much under the radar. I have been back a couple of times and only one of them has offered the same service. She was pretty hopeless and wouldn't recommend. This first girl has since left I am sure could have got more from her now that I know what goes on if you find the right spot. I feel so naive.

I think they are pretty legit but have a seedy side.

Hookers or a FS spot don't really do it for me. Too sterile. This I enjoy as there is an element of mystery "Am I going to get something?"

Some of these places that are mentioned seem all legal. Where are the places that try and go under the radar this is my little niche that I want to experience a bit more of.

[Mike Melb]

Any recent intel on the situation at Station St?

Door is still wedged open, they don't trust anyone.

[Mike Melb]

Clientele was mainly short, poorly dressed, middle aged (ethnic) men with desperation written on their faces. .

Hey, I resemble that remark. LOL

[IsgCasper]

Dropped in to GP today, after a phone booking with Martine (one of my fav's). Martine is in her 40's, great body with enhanced boobs. Her service is always very pleasant. From DFK, BBBJ, DATY. 69er and bumping uglies in multi possies. I'm sure I've reviewed her before so will not go into details about her.

For those who have been to GPs, have you found a drop in standard there? Not necessarily the ladies but the amenities. When Goergie for took over from Bambra Studios, the did a fab makeover on the joint, then correspondingly raised the price. There's been another price hike since then, though the place has been on a bit of a slide. Inadequate towels, linen appears to be laundered less often. That kinda thing. Phew, got that off my chest.

[David Williams]

Lotus has gone downhill in my humble opinion. For me it was always the back up, my ace in the hole but after my last visit there, Back no more!

Saw this PRC late 30's Monique or Monica I forget which one it was but it was aweful, especially because I felt like getting a good massage as well. Not only have they jacked up their prices but the new girls there suck at what they do.

Much dissapointment from me, but nothing lasts forever, and Lotus is just another story in the rich tapestry that is are and tea.

Anyway, save your selves the hassle and go somewhere else I say.

[The DudeAbides]

Back in January 2012, was stolling around Williamstown waiting for someone else's facial appointment to be done.

PRC lady was handing flyers out in Douglas Pde, near the Post Office, $10 off massage, older lady 40yo+

Anyway, after getting something to eat, went into the shop. One hour $60 with the discount.

The shop consists of booths with prof tables and separated by walls that don't reach the ceiling and curtains for doors.

Rose asks me to strip down, naked, with very small towel for cover.

So I get buff and lie face down, she asks soft or hard, soft please. Very good massage. This goes on very professional until a little ass action starts, flip over.

More prof massage, then little tickles around the cock'and'balls. I resist the urge to get hard, tuff stuff.

Go back the next week, same.

Go back the third time, I suggest she's having difficult with the towel getting in the way, say I'm not shy. Towel is gone. Now I make sure I get wood before flipping over this time. She goes straight for it, a very sensual HJ. Nice. No extra charged.

Next few times, progress to BBBJ with her claiming she's never done one, even to hubby. She's a natural. She says she likes cause I shave the whole zone, and cause I am clean (it pays to shower beforehand).

So Rose was the only one working the shop, apparently there's a sister shop in Toorak, never been.

Couple of weeks ago, two younger PRC one late twenties fairly plain Crystal, the other a super hot twenty something Kama.

Crystal does deep tissue only, and doesn't take instructions. Kama does the most amazing relaxation massage.

Both claim to be professional, but couldn't help pushing the envelope with Kama, next time I went Kama gone doh!