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[Kaishang]

Update; Following on from my last visit where greed dress girl stopped halfway thru a HJ and I grumbled about it to the middle age receptionist while still naked, I went back. Figured after last time, I could get the boss / receptionist to talk to the girl and ensure an incident free visit.

So, I explain to the mama san / receptionist that I don't want any mess ups this time. She assures me everything is ok. I get a different massage girl this time. Late 30's. Moderate attractive. Have massage. Massage ok, but not as good as last time. During massage I can hear another customer come in. Mamasan tells them full right now. Massage continues.

I hear another customer come in. This time mamasan shouts to my massagie girl in Mandarin. As I said in the last review my Mandarin is only so-so but she seems to be asking how the HJ is going. More Mandarin which I could not follow.

Then my massage girl asks me if it is ok to finish now and instead of giving me the HJ for the agreed $40, can the 50-something mamasan come in and give me a HJ for free?

I give an emphatic no. The HJ does happen with the original girl and I cough up $40 at the end.

On the way out, the mamasan gives me a hug and another bottle of water.

WIR: no, too unreliable and you will get turfed out for any number of reasons.

[Kaishang]

There is a shop just north of Southland, near Nepean hwy, that appears to have just Viet girls working. I've walked in each of the past 4 weekends and asked to skip the massage and opt for BBBJ. A different girl (in 20's) each time has been happy to oblige. Nude BBJ for $100 and they're happy to take their time. Sf is on offer from some too, probably for an extra $20-$30.

Do you recall the name or address? Is it on.

Bay Road?

After recent mixed success, I could do with a reliable place.

[Pidge2]

There is a shop just north of Southland, near Nepean hwy, that appears to have just Viet girls working. I've walked in each of the past 4 weekends and asked to skip the massage and opt for BBBJ. A different girl (in 20's) each time has been happy to oblige. Nude BBJ for $100 and they're happy to take their time. Sf is on offer from some too, probably for an extra $20-$30.

[Atom72]

Generally to me it seems that you want to go for the ones that run in private houses. That's where I used to get the $60 naked HJ's and (still can) get $100 FS. So I generally don't even bother with the shop fronts.

Anyone know of any "private houses" or FS shop fronts around the Narree Warren area?

[MrDickso]

That ad is for the Rose St one? Just confirming I was referring to the Fletcher St on next to the Chemist.

Been to the Rose St one a while back (need to try again) but back then I was not punting. Pretty sure it was a Ladyboy but did not care as the massage was good LOL. Nothing else was on the menu for me back then LOL. Need to go back and see the MLs.

Ahh sorry man, I just had that tab still open and thought it was fletcher street. Will have to double check again but I thought I managed to find the fletcher street phone number on Locanto or somewhere like that. Bit sleep deprived this week.

Generally to me it seems that you want to go for the ones that run in private houses. That's where I used to get the $60 naked HJ's and (still can) get $100 FS. So I generally don't even bother with the shop fronts.

[Kaishang]

Not sure there used to be one by Beacon Lighting and Post Office I think closed, There is a Thai one about 400 m up the hill, same side of road, but not as far as Califormia Club!. Very decent massages, girls are a bit hit and miss, but HJ $40-50 with no touching and Clothed is the order of the day from the regular staff, newbies sometimes have dropped to 30 but non undressed as far as I know. Was Offered $150 for a B2 B once there by an Ok looking girl, but just laughed at them, a few round Prahran Market which provide Topless HJ for 50 if you barter but not much else,.

Thanks ValueMonger. Sorry if this seems a naive question, but I'm unfamiliar with Melbourne P4P. Is FS ever available at these massage places?

I may even go back to Lilly; I think it may be possible to have a good experience there, provided things are straightened out sufficiently beforehand.

[ValueMonger]

Thanks for the corroboration; I was wondering if I just had a one-off bad experience at Lilly /268 StK Rd or if it was standard (poor) practice. Sounds like the latter. There is another negative review on this place a page or two back.

Anyway, in that same Balaclava-East St Kilda direction, are there any places which aren't crap? Walking north along StK Road from Carlisle Street before getting to Lilly, I passed a place with a handwritten price sign. Sign looked really cheap, which can be good Looking it up on Google Maps I think it is called Massage Best Oriental Massage at no. 396 StK Rd. Have you tried this one? Any good?

Not sure there used to be one by Beacon Lighting and Post Office I think closed, There is a Thai one about 400 m up the hill, same side of road, but not as far as Califormia Club!. Very decent massages, girls are a bit hit and miss, but HJ $40-50 with no touching and Clothed is the order of the day from the regular staff, newbies sometimes have dropped to 30 but non undressed as far as I know. Was Offered $150 for a B2 B once there by an Ok looking girl, but just laughed at them, a few round Prahran Market which provide Topless HJ for 50 if you barter but not much else,.

[Kaishang]

Yes used to be one of my local haunts but since the First lockdown quality of girls and services have gone South, Used to be some great ones there. Pretty much everything for %70-100 depending on girl. $50 was always a nude HJ girls' took their clothes off from the start. Now $50 will get you a poor HJ and only teasing after the flip. Have given the pace a swerve recently.

Thanks for the corroboration; I was wondering if I just had a one-off bad experience at Lilly /268 StK Rd or if it was standard (poor) practice. Sounds like the latter. There is another negative review on this place a page or two back.

Anyway, in that same Balaclava-East St Kilda direction, are there any places which aren't crap? Walking north along StK Road from Carlisle Street before getting to Lilly, I passed a place with a handwritten price sign. Sign looked really cheap, which can be good Looking it up on Google Maps I think it is called Massage Best Oriental Massage at no. 396 StK Rd. Have you tried this one? Any good?

[ValueMonger]

Visiting family in Melbourne and I think this was my first visit to a Melbourne massage joint, unless I'd been years ago and forgotten. Regular visitor to massage and FS places in other cities though.

Went for a walk up St Kilda Rd, found a suitably dodgy looking place. Went in. Immediately heard Mandarin. Middle age PRC receptionist $60 for 45 minutes. Nobody wearing masks, which suits me as I've been vaccinated 3 times.

Go into room. Quite attractive 20-something PRC girl enters, wearing (though not for long!) a green dress. As I had not visited a massage place in Melbourne before, I'm a bit unsure of the underpants situation, but she tells me to take them off. Start with quite a good and relaxing massage; would be worth going there just for that. After a while, well before the 45 minutes is up, get me to turn over. Suggests a $50 HJ. Negotiate a $50 HJ, minus her green dress and underwear.

She's really hot with her clothes off. Starts with an excellent hand job. Prostate massage. Ball stroking Sticks her finger up my butt while continuing the HJ, which was quite a pleasant surprise. This continues until (as I was later to find out by checking the clock at the end) about 10 minutes before my 45 minutes is up and about 45 seconds before, had things gone to plan, I would have blown my load. But then she stops and says I'm taking a long time and asks for another $20. I basically say WTF? And she agrees to continue, but wants the $50 now, not at the end. I would have been happy enough to give her the $50 at the start, or at the end, but in the middle? We've now wasted several minutes talking about it and I'm rapidly getting simultaneously irritated and confused. After talking about it, she finally continues for about 2 more minutes.

45 minutes is up and she stops. I'm quite irritated by the sorry situation, so instead of getting dressed I open the door while bollock naked and call the middle age receptionist in. I explain to the receptionist what happened using a combination of her so-so English and my so-so Mandarin. I find my so-so Mandarin is not quite up to explaining that everything was going really well, I'd already started to think about coming back tomorrow and asking for the same girl, but then she stopped mid stroke and asked for the cash. Receptionist asks what I want. I say I don't want anything; I'm just letting you know things were not in order. She offers a partial refund. I say no need. Girls says (in Mandarin) not to give me a partial refund and I'm mafan. I say (in Mandarin) that I'm not mafan, she's the mafan one! Not sure the receptionist fully understands what has happened (due to my ordinary Mandarin) so I pull out my phone, while still naked, and explain it in Google translate. I explain that I really just don't understand what the hell was going on. Receptionist gives me $20 back. I get dressed. Nobody (me, receptionist, girl, I'm more confused than anything) seems angry, OTOH they could have just decided not to say anything incase they thought I may have gone berserker, I don't know. On the way out, the receptionist gives me a bottle of water and a hug.

It was just weird. Place closes at 10 pm; I went in for 45 minutes starting at about 9. 30 pm, so that took it 15 minutes past closing, I don't know if that had anything to do with it. The failed HJ girl had changed into outdoor clothes by the time I left, at 10.30 pm after a good 15 minutes of blah blah blah about what had just happened.

Yes used to be one of my local haunts but since the First lockdown quality of girls and services have gone South, Used to be some great ones there. Pretty much everything for %70-100 depending on girl. $50 was always a nude HJ girls' took their clothes off from the start. Now $50 will get you a poor HJ and only teasing after the flip. Have given the pace a swerve recently.

[Kaishang]

Mate, English is not my first language either, but, I was getting very confused and going dizzy reading your post on what you wanted and instructed her in English and Mandarin, this must have confused the crap out of her. If your English isn't hot and your Mandarin isn't hot either, an instruction for a nudie in mixed languages is a recipe for confusion. If you are trying to impress her with broken Mandarin skills the girls will use this against you to their advantage. Quite honestly, you are better off using English as your first language and a bit of sign language to show clothes off and you want your jade-stick stroked for this much and hold up five and they all understand muuuney LOL!

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

To clarify. I am a native English speaker (with so-so Mandarin as I worked in Beijing for a few years). Everything was negotiated in English and there was no misunderstanding at the time of negotiation. When things went south, it was not because of any lack of understanding on either side about the original agreement. I only used some broken Mandarin when, while still naked, I called the receptionist in and she didn't seem to get it when it was explained to her in English.

[NewtoRnT]

The other one on the same side is good. Got a beautiful Thai girl. Can't remember the cost (was winter last year. Like you, I prefer the early darkness), Might've been $50-60 for nude HJ with touching, but they do seem to have a permanent promotional offer at $60 for an hour, so your starting base price isn't too bad. But whatever I paid, remember thinking that it was well worth it.

Brilliant. Another one close by worth re-visiting. Thanks!

[NewtoRnT]

She's really beautiful and a lovely girl. But it's very much business and she's very professional. The massage itself goes for quite some time which would be great, but it's a massage that's more just a bit of light touching apart from the occasional time she goes toward the nether regions. She's fine at the other stuff, but not adventurous. She still takes bookings when it's that time of the month though and will leave the undies on at that time so it's more just an ok hand job and boobies draped on your back. If she knows you well you might get a bit of a hug goodbye otherwise very much "I've got a boyfriend" vibe. Not like some joints where they seem to really warm to you and give you a hug and kiss goodbye and lots of compliments. If I go to her it's 80% for the visuals and her body.

Thanks for the info! I think I will go and pay a visit.

[NewtoRnT]

Awesome thanks for the info, I go past it all the time. https://melbourne.locanto.com.au/ID_...n-massage.html.

Says $5 discount before 2 pm LOL (on their proper website).

That ad is for the Rose St one? Just confirming I was referring to the Fletcher St on next to the Chemist.

Been to the Rose St one a while back (need to try again) but back then I was not punting. Pretty sure it was a Ladyboy but did not care as the massage was good LOL. Nothing else was on the menu for me back then LOL. Need to go back and see the MLs.

[Genuine Lotus]

Visiting family in Melbourne and I think this was my first visit to a Melbourne massage joint,
I'm rapidly getting simultaneously irritated and confused. After talking about it, she finally continues for about 2 more minutes.
45 minutes is up and she stops. I'm quite irritated by the sorry situation, so instead of getting dressed I open the door while bollock naked and call the middle age receptionist in. I explain to the receptionist what happened using a combination of her so-so English and my so-so Mandarin. I find my so-so Mandarin is not quite up to explaining that everything was going really well, I'd already started to think about coming back tomorrow and asking for the same girl, but then she stopped mid stroke and asked for the cash. Receptionist asks what I want. I say I don't want anything; I'm just letting you know things were not in order. She offers a partial refund. I say no need. Girls says (in Mandarin) not to give me a partial refund and I'm mafan. I say (in Mandarin) that I'm not mafan, she's the mafan one! Not sure the receptionist fully understands what has happened (due to my ordinary Mandarin) so I pull out my phone, while still naked, and explain it in Google translate. I explain that I really just don't understand what the hell was going on. Receptionist gives me $20 back. I get dressed. Nobody (me, receptionist, girl, I'm more confused than anything) seems angry, OTOH they could have just decided not to say anything incase they thought I may have gone berserker, I don't know. On the way out, the receptionist gives me a bottle of water and a hug.

Mate, English is not my first language either, but, I was getting very confused and going dizzy reading your post on what you wanted and instructed her in English and Mandarin, this must have confused the crap out of her. If your English isn't hot and your Mandarin isn't hot either, an instruction for a nudie in mixed languages is a recipe for confusion. If you are trying to impress her with broken Mandarin skills the girls will use this against you to their advantage. Quite honestly, you are better off using English as your first language and a bit of sign language to show clothes off and you want your jade-stick stroked for this much and hold up five and they all understand muuuney LOL!

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[Pedros Needs]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rostitute.html

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.the...03-p595ng.html.

Sure was just that Gullible in my case, the very words I described to my wife along with dumb, an idiot when explaining my financial position to my wife when faced with the Cancer.

Unlike in many instances, there was no activity taking place for the majority of time, she and her conniving friends being such liars and so convincing, coupled with me being gullible and trusting of people let it go on far too long = Gullible.

As for stealing and as a consequence spending time away. Is Unthinkable.

It was in desperation that I reached out, had a Viet lady set up the fundraiser in Vietnamese in the hope some may contribute to ease a little pressure, not one cent forthcoming, makes me think they think its great can rip of a westerner or embarrassed one of their own would do so? A strange race that I struggle to read, never ever would I trust again.

Positive sign that reports are on the increase in the forum, sadly I won't be able to contribute any thing of value in the future.

Pedro.