Melbourne

[Kaishang]

Visiting family in Melbourne and I think this was my first visit to a Melbourne massage joint, unless I'd been years ago and forgotten. Regular visitor to massage and FS places in other cities though.

Went for a walk up St Kilda Rd, found a suitably dodgy looking place. Went in. Immediately heard Mandarin. Middle age PRC receptionist $60 for 45 minutes. Nobody wearing masks, which suits me as I've been vaccinated 3 times.

Go into room. Quite attractive 20-something PRC girl enters, wearing (though not for long!) a green dress. As I had not visited a massage place in Melbourne before, I'm a bit unsure of the underpants situation, but she tells me to take them off. Start with quite a good and relaxing massage; would be worth going there just for that. After a while, well before the 45 minutes is up, get me to turn over. Suggests a $50 HJ. Negotiate a $50 HJ, minus her green dress and underwear.

She's really hot with her clothes off. Starts with an excellent hand job. Prostate massage. Ball stroking Sticks her finger up my butt while continuing the HJ, which was quite a pleasant surprise. This continues until (as I was later to find out by checking the clock at the end) about 10 minutes before my 45 minutes is up and about 45 seconds before, had things gone to plan, I would have blown my load. But then she stops and says I'm taking a long time and asks for another $20. I basically say WTF? And she agrees to continue, but wants the $50 now, not at the end. I would have been happy enough to give her the $50 at the start, or at the end, but in the middle? We've now wasted several minutes talking about it and I'm rapidly getting simultaneously irritated and confused. After talking about it, she finally continues for about 2 more minutes.

45 minutes is up and she stops. I'm quite irritated by the sorry situation, so instead of getting dressed I open the door while bollock naked and call the middle age receptionist in. I explain to the receptionist what happened using a combination of her so-so English and my so-so Mandarin. I find my so-so Mandarin is not quite up to explaining that everything was going really well, I'd already started to think about coming back tomorrow and asking for the same girl, but then she stopped mid stroke and asked for the cash. Receptionist asks what I want. I say I don't want anything; I'm just letting you know things were not in order. She offers a partial refund. I say no need. Girls says (in Mandarin) not to give me a partial refund and I'm mafan. I say (in Mandarin) that I'm not mafan, she's the mafan one! Not sure the receptionist fully understands what has happened (due to my ordinary Mandarin) so I pull out my phone, while still naked, and explain it in Google translate. I explain that I really just don't understand what the hell was going on. Receptionist gives me $20 back. I get dressed. Nobody (me, receptionist, girl, I'm more confused than anything) seems angry, OTOH they could have just decided not to say anything incase they thought I may have gone berserker, I don't know. On the way out, the receptionist gives me a bottle of water and a hug.

It was just weird. Place closes at 10 pm; I went in for 45 minutes starting at about 9. 30 pm, so that took it 15 minutes past closing, I don't know if that had anything to do with it. The failed HJ girl had changed into outdoor clothes by the time I left, at 10.30 pm after a good 15 minutes of blah blah blah about what had just happened.

[NewtoRnT]

Found myself with a little time to kill in Richmond yesterday. Church near Highett. Angela, a very tall Taiwanese. Probably early 40's, nice looking, good figure & full breast. Very poor English but tries hard to communicate. Opted for the $50 1/2 hour. Good massage for about 15 minutes then the slow sensual strokes. Flip at 20 in. Asked me the question, but said I didn't like that but did like boom boom. Tried to talk me into a handy saying no condoms, do I have one, but when pressed wanted $100. Asked me how much and I said 50. She said 70, I said 60 and we were on. She left the room for the condom. Turns out I think she would have done 50 if I had brought a condom but has to split with her boss. She wrapped up the used one for me to dispose of so she may still have bypassed her boss. The boom boom was very enjoyable. I would return but I don't get to Richmond very often and would find it hard to explain a condom to the other half. I think she may work Sunday as well as she was keen for me to return. For those that like handies: straight HJ clothed, no touch -30. No clothes - 40. No clothes & touching - 50.

Happy punting.

Thanks Scally. Looks like one to visit!

[NewtoRnT]

Yep just as other people recommended.

Saw Mia. Massage technique wasn't too good, but her other techniques were.

$50 for half an hour, $30 HJ, $100 for nude body slide / BJ.

Don't mind this place either. Have not been for a while! Mia. Was she old / young? Body? Was she into it or more transactional?

[NewtoRnT]

Thanks for the feedback. I noticed there was 3 or 4 down there now and I've never heard a positive report from any forums etc yet.

The new one on fletcher street advertises on Locanto so maybe worth a look.

Went to this one and saw Gerry. Negotiated $80 for 30 min massage and nude HJ. No touching though. Massage on point and HJ was solid. I think she works weekends. WIR? Yep. I'm keen to try here again midweek. I had popped in when they first opened for a look and the ML came out in a great red dress. I did not have time to stay that day but I would have loved to have tried her out.

I can't find their ads on locanto though. Care to share the link? If you can't post here. Send me a DM?

[NewtoRnT]

The slipway one is average. Very popular, but IMHO, not VFM.

Re your earlier Buckley Sts, assuming you mean the one at the end of the President's Rd (there's another on the same side, a couple of blocks east), and the other on the other side about halfway up the hill. The former is OK, the latter seems to be always busy, though I'd like to try it out.

I did the one closest to the lights. Very busy shop and lucky to get a spot with just a walk in. I've been to the other one close by on the same side closer to Mount Rd but did not punt. Might give it another run. Have you been here? What was the talent and the costs like? The other one is referred to on my post is the one nearest the purple colour st. Might try that again but they close real early. Like 7 pm. Too much daylight for me! I prefer the cover of night especially on busy streets.

[ScallyWag01]

Tried this out last week. Usual 50 for 1/2 HR. Very good massage, attractive prc, late 30's, nice body. Good English. Asked the question on the flip. Stated I didn't like handjobs but did like boom boom. She stated no boom boom at this shop. I said no to the handy, I think it was 50. She was happy just to do the massage with no extras. WIR. Probably not. While I'm not overly interested in HJ's I do like the teasing leading up to the flip, and there was none. To be fair, it was a good massage and I did enjoy it.

Happy Punting.

[ScallyWag01]

Found myself with a little time to kill in Richmond yesterday. Church near Highett. Angela, a very tall Taiwanese. Probably early 40's, nice looking, good figure & full breast. Very poor English but tries hard to communicate. Opted for the $50 1/2 hour. Good massage for about 15 minutes then the slow sensual strokes. Flip at 20 in. Asked me the question, but said I didn't like that but did like boom boom. Tried to talk me into a handy saying no condoms, do I have one, but when pressed wanted $100. Asked me how much and I said 50. She said 70, I said 60 and we were on. She left the room for the condom. Turns out I think she would have done 50 if I had brought a condom but has to split with her boss. She wrapped up the used one for me to dispose of so she may still have bypassed her boss. The boom boom was very enjoyable. I would return but I don't get to Richmond very often and would find it hard to explain a condom to the other half. I think she may work Sunday as well as she was keen for me to return. For those that like handies: straight HJ clothed, no touch -30. No clothes - 40. No clothes & touching - 50.

Happy punting.

[Engine Driver]

Call me thick or uninformed or both. I called into this shop today to see the house lady and see who was on and saw a red Magistrates Court Order on the door. I've been here many times and had the usual stuff and a good massage at that. Up until last year, Lily, always prided herself with only good massage and the instruction to the girls was no clothes off. However, recently (early 2021) she buckled to pressure from the girls to do more otherwise they'the walk. On a few occasions I was reprimanded to open my wallet and said, if the girls are too greedy, they're going to fuck it up for everyone, including herself. Her counter-claim was, the rival Chinese shop a few doors down dobbed them in and this has started a very bitter relationship. I don't understand these PRC people get the best opportunity of their lifetime to live in the best country in the world and they fuck it up because of their greed and carry a lifetime criminal conviction. Once a shop is served a notice most customers don't return. WIR nope!

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

How do you think they got to own half of Melbourne? By behaving ethically? They've been carrying on like this in Victoria since the gold rush days. You can see why the other miners hated them. The Chinese would go through the tailings and scoop up all the remaining gold. They'd then smuggle it out back to China in coffins without paying taxes. There is no limit to their greed. Just get used to it.

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[Kakariki]

Hi all,

Has anyone noticed the amount of Locanto ads lately, during the lockdown the amount of ads slowly dwindled down as places shut and girls stopped working. When lockdown ended the numbers rose although not as much as expected, now a few weeks out of lockdown the numbers are dwindling down again which is against what I thought would happen. As mention in previous posts about a few places with court order notices and raids, I'm wondering if LE is using the drop in places operating to even control the legit ones even more.

[MrDickso]

Thanks for the feedback. I noticed there was 3 or 4 down there now and I've never heard a positive report from any forums etc yet.

The new one on fletcher street advertises on Locanto so maybe worth a look.

Did the one half way up in Essendon near the lights.

Usual prices. $50 etc. Don't really negotiate so their loss.

I also tried on the same night one on the other side of the road heading back towards Mount Rd.

Inquired on pricing and extras were also $50. Did not stay as I did not get the vibe from the ML but she had a great body but looks wise did not go it for me. Was maybe 30 ish?

Also have tried a few times the one closest to Mount Rd on Buckley on the slipway road and never went through with it. They are all older and have not seen anyone that looked keen enough to stay.

Will keep punting and report back!

[Genuine Lotus]

Call me thick or uninformed or both. I called into this shop today to see the house lady and see who was on and saw a red Magistrates Court Order on the door. I've been here many times and had the usual stuff and a good massage at that. Up until last year, Lily, always prided herself with only good massage and the instruction to the girls was no clothes off. However, recently (early 2021) she buckled to pressure from the girls to do more otherwise they'the walk. On a few occasions I was reprimanded to open my wallet and said, if the girls are too greedy, they're going to fuck it up for everyone, including herself. Her counter-claim was, the rival Chinese shop a few doors down dobbed them in and this has started a very bitter relationship. I don't understand these PRC people get the best opportunity of their lifetime to live in the best country in the world and they fuck it up because of their greed and carry a lifetime criminal conviction. Once a shop is served a notice most customers don't return. WIR nope!

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[John Smithson]

Yep just as other people recommended.

Saw Mia. Massage technique wasn't too good, but her other techniques were.

$50 for half an hour, $30 HJ, $100 for nude body slide / BJ.

[Ercildale]

Did the one half way up in Essendon near the lights.

Usual prices. $50 etc. Don't really negotiate so their loss.

I also tried on the same night one on the other side of the road heading back towards Mount Rd.

Inquired on pricing and extras were also $50. Did not stay as I did not get the vibe from the ML but she had a great body but looks wise did not go it for me. Was maybe 30 ish?

Also have tried a few times the one closest to Mount Rd on Buckley on the slipway road and never went through with it. They are all older and have not seen anyone that looked keen enough to stay.

Will keep punting and report back!

The slipway one is average. Very popular, but IMHO, not VFM.

Re your earlier Buckley Sts, assuming you mean the one at the end of the President's Rd (there's another on the same side, a couple of blocks east), and the other on the other side about halfway up the hill. The former is OK, the latter seems to be always busy, though I'd like to try it out.

[NewtoRnT]

Did the one half way up in Essendon near the lights.

Usual prices. $50 etc. Don't really negotiate so their loss.

I also tried on the same night one on the other side of the road heading back towards Mount Rd.

Inquired on pricing and extras were also $50. Did not stay as I did not get the vibe from the ML but she had a great body but looks wise did not go it for me. Was maybe 30 ish?

Also have tried a few times the one closest to Mount Rd on Buckley on the slipway road and never went through with it. They are all older and have not seen anyone that looked keen enough to stay.

Will keep punting and report back!