Melbourne

[Witchdong]

Quick update,

After a rather good exp at this place a while back. (there was a promise of more girls on Friday). Turned up and there was only the same as before. I thought what the hell, go for it. During the massage which was very good, she mentioned that Saturday will be more girls, then I had the ha har moment, I have been scammed. But after the Flip she did perform very well, and I was very very happy. I still confused about if I have the correct place in balwyn. If any member's could PM me I happy share thoughts on this one. It sort of annoying as I still think I am at the wrong place when I read the other posts and compare. Anyways. Was good exp for $50 plus small tip.

One I've reported on was in Burke Road but has since closed as far as I know [no phone answers and door locked]

[SuperRaven]

Quick update,

After a rather good exp at this place a while back. (there was a promise of more girls on Friday). Turned up and there was only the same as before. I thought what the hell, go for it. During the massage which was very good, she mentioned that Saturday will be more girls, then I had the ha har moment, I have been scammed. But after the Flip she did perform very well, and I was very very happy. I still confused about if I have the correct place in balwyn. If any member's could PM me I happy share thoughts on this one. It sort of annoying as I still think I am at the wrong place when I read the other posts and compare. Anyways. Was good exp for $50 plus small tip.

[Shazzam]

Anyone had any good sessions from ladies advertising on locanto under personal services? They seem a bit more expensive being mostly private operators.

[Witchdong]

It's new the good 'ole Swan St place which is no more but there are about 5 places within about 150m, there was a sudden explosion of places around that corner about a year ago. I noticed this one had changed hands a few months back, maybe it's a part of a student project. [and you're right, I am too polite, but everybody has their bad habits]

Witchdong.

That was one the funniest reports I've read in a while. I was rolling on floor laughing, but you're the one who lost $70! I think you were too polite. You should tell us the street number on Church Street so that we can apply a 1km exclusion zone to this dump.

ED

[Engine Driver]

Witchdong.

That was one the funniest reports I've read in a while. I was rolling on floor laughing, but you're the one who lost $70! I think you were too polite. You should tell us the street number on Church Street so that we can apply a 1km exclusion zone to this dump.

ED

[Tiger Drew73]

Witchdong,

I have been here and had varying results.

I have had a limp wristed rub that was definately not worth the trouble of walking in the door.

I have also had one really good massage in here as well. Gal was not drop dead gorgous but she knew how to massage and finished with a HJ when asked for extra service. You are right about the price though. A bit on the pricey side for what you get.

A real hit and miss place.

A new record! One of the most abysmal sessions ever. Walked into this place which looked like it had changed hands recently. There were half a dozen PRCs, second tier student types sitting in the reception area at the front. On asking for a massage, the girl behind the counter turns to the one next to her and says 'this is your lady' at which the 'lady' in questions looks like she's been simultaneously received multiple stabs in the back and ordered to retrieve a 10 cent piece from a barrel of cat shit. Luckily there was a mirror nearby so I could check whether I had left my camel's arse mask on by mistake.

While the rest were waiting for Justin Bieber to arrive, I was shown into a pleasant enough cubicle which had a massage table, the type with a hole at one end, covered by a couple of towels which had been laid fresh about 3 customers ago, paper on the floor which turned out to be holy paper for where you put your face on the table and a couple of crumpled tissues used for who knows what.

No covering on the face hole so after being left to change, I lie face down with my head on my arms, how bad can it get? I soon found out. On return of the shell shocked chick, I got what could only be called a massage by someone who is fanatically polite. It could best be described as being touched by somebody who was blindfold and looking for the 10 cent piece, occasionally leaning on their hands for a rest, mostly on the back and eventually down to the legs as she got to the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, thinking that the only way this place could stay in business would be if they included some extraordinary sex into the base price. Ever the optimist, I wait for the flip so on hearing a mumbled blerglebil, I roll over to see the door being slid open and a 'finish now' WTF?

Put this one down to experience, so as I step daintily between the crap on the floor, my eye catches the clock to see I've only been there for 45min and I had paid for an hour! 2microseconds of thought later along the lines of did I REALLY want another 15min of the same even if I managed to convince whoever I was being robbed? Nah. Dressed and left with still about half a dozen PRCs trying to look busy although one other punter had arrived while I was on the table listening to what sounded like shoes being thrown at the wall.

Unfortunately I didn't get the name of my little barrel treasure hunter so if any of you guys want to enjoy the same experience, you may have to try them all in case they are not all like that.

1hr $70 clothed [$10 above the average rate]. WIR? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Rosco4444]

A new record! One of the most abysmal sessions ever. Walked into this place which looked like it had changed hands recently. There were half a dozen PRCs, second tier student types sitting in the reception area at the front. On asking for a massage, the girl behind the counter turns to the one next to her and says 'this is your lady' at which the 'lady' in questions looks like she's been simultaneously received multiple stabs in the back and ordered to retrieve a 10 cent piece from a barrel of cat shit. Luckily there was a mirror nearby so I could check whether I had left my camel's arse mask on by mistake.

While the rest were waiting for Justin Bieber to arrive, I was shown into a pleasant enough cubicle which had a massage table, the type with a hole at one end, covered by a couple of towels which had been laid fresh about 3 customers ago, paper on the floor which turned out to be holy paper for where you put your face on the table and a couple of crumpled tissues used for who knows what.

No covering on the face hole so after being left to change, I lie face down with my head on my arms, how bad can it get? I soon found out. On return of the shell shocked chick, I got what could only be called a massage by someone who is fanatically polite. It could best be described as being touched by somebody who was blindfold and looking for the 10 cent piece, occasionally leaning on their hands for a rest, mostly on the back and eventually down to the legs as she got to the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, thinking that the only way this place could stay in business would be if they included some extraordinary sex into the base price. Ever the optimist, I wait for the flip so on hearing a mumbled blerglebil, I roll over to see the door being slid open and a 'finish now' WTF?

Put this one down to experience, so as I step daintily between the crap on the floor, my eye catches the clock to see I've only been there for 45min and I had paid for an hour! 2microseconds of thought later along the lines of did I REALLY want another 15min of the same even if I managed to convince whoever I was being robbed? Nah. Dressed and left with still about half a dozen PRCs trying to look busy although one other punter had arrived while I was on the table listening to what sounded like shoes being thrown at the wall.

Unfortunately I didn't get the name of my little barrel treasure hunter so if any of you guys want to enjoy the same experience, you may have to try them all in case they are not all like that.

1hr $70 clothed [$10 above the average rate]. WIR? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Hi WD,

Very entertaining. Thats a three time loss. UGLY MASSEUSE. CRAP MASSAGE. SWEET FUCK ALL AFTER THE FLIP. Lmao at the tale though. Mileage varies but the wins make the losses worthwhile. Keep smiling.

Rosco.

[Witchdong]

A new record! One of the most abysmal sessions ever. Walked into this place which looked like it had changed hands recently. There were half a dozen PRCs, second tier student types sitting in the reception area at the front. On asking for a massage, the girl behind the counter turns to the one next to her and says 'this is your lady' at which the 'lady' in questions looks like she's been simultaneously received multiple stabs in the back and ordered to retrieve a 10 cent piece from a barrel of cat shit. Luckily there was a mirror nearby so I could check whether I had left my camel's arse mask on by mistake.

While the rest were waiting for Justin Bieber to arrive, I was shown into a pleasant enough cubicle which had a massage table, the type with a hole at one end, covered by a couple of towels which had been laid fresh about 3 customers ago, paper on the floor which turned out to be holy paper for where you put your face on the table and a couple of crumpled tissues used for who knows what.

No covering on the face hole so after being left to change, I lie face down with my head on my arms, how bad can it get? I soon found out. On return of the shell shocked chick, I got what could only be called a massage by someone who is fanatically polite. It could best be described as being touched by somebody who was blindfold and looking for the 10 cent piece, occasionally leaning on their hands for a rest, mostly on the back and eventually down to the legs as she got to the bottom of the barrel. So here I am, thinking that the only way this place could stay in business would be if they included some extraordinary sex into the base price. Ever the optimist, I wait for the flip so on hearing a mumbled blerglebil, I roll over to see the door being slid open and a 'finish now' WTF?

Put this one down to experience, so as I step daintily between the crap on the floor, my eye catches the clock to see I've only been there for 45min and I had paid for an hour! 2microseconds of thought later along the lines of did I REALLY want another 15min of the same even if I managed to convince whoever I was being robbed? Nah. Dressed and left with still about half a dozen PRCs trying to look busy although one other punter had arrived while I was on the table listening to what sounded like shoes being thrown at the wall.

Unfortunately I didn't get the name of my little barrel treasure hunter so if any of you guys want to enjoy the same experience, you may have to try them all in case they are not all like that.

1hr $70 clothed [$10 above the average rate]. WIR? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[SuperRaven]

Is that Bourke NSW.

Where abouts?

Hi its VIC, Pm me if you need more

[Artique]

Is that Bourke NSW.

Where abouts?

[SuperRaven]

On my travels dropped into bourke. I am not sure if there is two locations here, but please correct me. I entered off Bourke road up the stairs. Was taken into a room. 60 for 30 mins. Very good massage with oil and took a lot of care, no nude. I was thinking my this is not the right place. When she told me to flip and gave a great HJ, she also took off her top to let me have a good with the her large tits.

Over all very happy with that it was and left a tip. I did get the funny feeling there are two separate places here but any ways.

[HornyKiwi]

Need the Melb punters to put your thinking cap on.

Chatting to a couple where their fantasy is to meet a guy in a park where she has a gobble before rolling her over doing her doggy culminating shooting me load over her back.

Exciting enough thought to ask if anyone might know of a park or something similar ideally in the East of Melb to start the planning.

Probably best you PM me if you have any suggestions rather than clog the room up with content not relevant to most in the room.

Pedro

Pedro, how do I pm you?

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[Pedros Needs]

Need the Melb punters to put your thinking cap on.

Chatting to a couple where their fantasy is to meet a guy in a park where she has a gobble before rolling her over doing her doggy culminating shooting me load over her back.

Exciting enough thought to ask if anyone might know of a park or something similar ideally in the East of Melb to start the planning.

Probably best you PM me if you have any suggestions rather than clog the room up with content not relevant to most in the room.

Pedro

[The Voice]

Sorry to hear about your bad punt. It raises a question about paying for extras like a "deluxe" or "GFE" service. My personal take is that is generally a crock and avoid any women who offer it like the plague. Now, I don't mean extras like for greek or some other freaky stuff (mmmmm, freaky) which I'm happy to oblidge. Was wondering what all of your thoughts are on this subject.

Peace, Casper

Makes you wonder though how bad the service would have been if I'd declined the offer of an upgrade.

[Hilux98]

Attended the above yesterday and was greeted by an average prc of about 25.

Quoted the following without prompting.

$30 for massage, extra $30 for a HJ, and for $90 massage and HJ performed with the girl in the nude. I thought 90 bucks a bit dear when FS can be obtained for only a little more at other venues. I left and went else where when she refused to provide FS.