Melbourne

[Poker Broker]

After a long time I was in the city yesterday. There were two things I wanted to do. One was to try and track down Witchdongs port parlour with shower curtain windows and the second thing was to try out Lucy that Littlepalms reviewed some time ago. Witchdong did add a additional clue, "If your in the market". Think Melbourne and market you think Vic Market but since it isn't cbd I thought Market lane or whatever it's called that runs from Bourke through to Little Bourke. Well after a leasurily stroll down Market Lane I saw nothing that looked promising.come on mate, more clues here, even hot or cold would do.

So I consoled myself by a quick trip up stairs to see Lucy. A neat little Chinese woman neither ugly nor pretty. Started off realy good massage and her wanting to know wether she had seen me before. I assured her that she hadn't but I'd seen Tiger and May (avoid her) before. That seemed to make Lucy happy and it wasn't long before the massage was getting more sensual. Then it's the time for the words we all wait for, "you turn over please". Then before she even starts the massage again it's, " I take cloths off for one hundred dollar". Ok. Then she's out of her clothes pretty quick smart and sliding around on top of me. This is pretty good. Then another offer I couldn't refuse 50 bucks and she'd suck me off, no condom. Why not. Wasn't the best blowjob in the world but it did the trick.

Not the cheapest entertainment but still an enjoyable experience. She's off on holidays soon, China, and won't be back for 3 months. That's a shame.

Hey Blue - could you please PM me the details of these places.

Cheers mate

[Poker Broker]

First visit - see first post

Second visit - phoned and booked 'Sandy' from first visit, got the same fairly good massage, flipped and was massaged uncovered but old fella left alone, as per last visit, even though it was quite hard by now, finished the rub and asked if I wanted the oil to be washed off to which I agreed, as she was wetting the towel she turned and looked at my hard on and sort of apologised for turning me on, I didn't protest (of course), she then offers to 'do that' for a little extra as the 'rent was due', settled on $20.

Third visit - as it seemed fairly easy to see Sandy (rang twice and was told to come around straight away) I thought I would just try turning up without a booking. This turned out to be good as I received an excellent massage but also bad as it was done by Granny.

Fourth visit - learnt lesson from last time, rang and asked for Sandy, told Sandy not there, but I can have Selina who is very young, very beautiful (she was youngish and attractive but not a stunner). Now I don't know if the mama san recognised me from before and had worded her up, but Selina walks into the room and asks straight up "you want hand relief" (so much for being discreet), I say yes, she then says her shoulder hurts and cannot massage me, asks if mama san (not granny) can massage me and then she will return for the happy ending, I agree wanting a decent massage at least but what followed was somewhat uninspiring.

Fifth visit - again told Sandy not there (at all apparently) but other young girls available, turn up and was introduced to Tiffany, very young and skinny but cute and innocent looking, received an OK massage, Tiffany said she had only been there three weeks (and in Oz for a few months) and was learning as she went, one thing I noticed but didn't pay much attention to were two poles running across the room above the table which weren't there last time, when Tiffany took her shoes off and started walking on my back that it clicked as to what they were, anyway, flipped and Tiffany asked "would you like me to help you" to which I agreed, received some very good 'help', and as I was leaving I got an affectionate hug and a kiss

Last visit - chanced my luck (slow learner) and turned up without booking, Tiffany was there, but had a booking plus another one after that and while I was there another punter turned up wanting to see her (good news travels fast), ended up with an older women who started with a good hard massage but she seemed to lose interest half way through and spent most of the time lightly rubbing me, flipped and was left uncovered for five minutes and was debating whether it was worth asking for extras or should I refuse any advances when the towel was then placed back over me and the massage pretty much finished there.

In summary, very hit and miss, neither a good rub nor a good tug are guaranteed here.

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This is a great rundown but I can't determine where we are talking about? Some clues to the establishment or a PM please - Thanks

[Poker Broker]

The ladies at Lou Lou's are not native speakers of English.
Maybe the woman was unable to say "she was not working there at the moment" instead she said "she not working here"

This has happened to me on other occasions when it was simply a misunderstanding.

Time will tell anyway when someone actually rocks up there and gets the real story.

Lou Lou's is one place I am yet to check out - would turning up on a Thursday afternoon without an appointment yield good results?

I am considering heading down but places where I must pre book I tend to avoid - I have no issue with taking whatever is on offer, the luck of the draw is half the fun.

Are you guys generally just turning up or booking in advance?

[Poker Broker]

On advice of another memeber checked out Toofs a couple of Saturdays ago - was dead quiet with a middle aged Chinese woman working the counter who had little to zero english.

Asked for a massage and she led me to the back area where there is a table with little privacy, reason being there is no door and only a half curtain. Regardless I went with a 30 min massage which was maybe a 5/10.

After about 20 minutes she rolled me over and pointed downstairs, I gave her the nod and she went ahead with a very mechanical but effective pull. She offered to take her top and bra off for $20 which I agreed purely out of boredom to which I gained little pleasure.

Regardless overall damage was $100 for a basic massage and dropping a reasonable load. Would return to the place maybe on a weeknight to see if there is better talent on offer now that I have confirmed extras are offered.

[Poker Broker]

I tend to visit Madden Grove quite regularly and decided to check it out Sunday afternoon just gone. Was met at the door by a slim Chinese girl, name Mia. Quite a good body and a cheeky attitude, not the best skin but not ugly.

Decided on a 30 min massage as I tend to take this option where I am unsure if the service will be any good as it is quite simple to ask for an extension if things improve.

Started out with about 2 minutes of pretty poor massage and rubbing before she moved down to the sack. Within 10 minutes I had her on the table and had negotiated $100 for FS for another hour which included BBBJ and pretty much every position on the table and couch (covered obv).

Was quite a good session and would most likely return, although she said she was going back to China for 3 months in a week so not sure if she will be around for a while.

Overall 7/10 on service and maybe 6.5/10 on looks - would return for another session as I think this one could improve over time.

[Curtains]

I rang Lou Lou's today to book Sonya but was told she no longer works there. The woman I spoke to wouldn't give me her telephone number., nor where she has gone.

The ladies at Lou Lou's are not native speakers of English.
Maybe the woman was unable to say "she was not working there at the moment" instead she said "she not working here"

This has happened to me on other occasions when it was simply a misunderstanding.

Time will tell anyway when someone actually rocks up there and gets the real story.

[Rambis Youth]

I rang Lou Lou's today to book Sonya but was told she no longer works there. The woman I spoke to wouldn't give me her telephone number., nor where she has gone.

I wouldn't be surprised if they were just saying that to put people off. Perhaps the heat is on from authorities?

I can 100% confirm Sonya was still working there a week ago.

[Ray Black]

Visited Madden grove on Tuesday. Tall Chinese lady, Michelle led me to the first room on the right. Michelle has a pretty face, about 30 years old, tall not slim, not fat, but a nice set of tits. Massage was light and plenty of teasing. When I turned over I began sucking on her nipples and asked her for a BJ, she said $20 covered and $30 uncovered, but not to completion. While she sucked away, I played in between her legs.

Overall, BBBJ - 6/10

Friendly girl, nice smile, nice massage and nice tug to finish.

F/S - I didn't ask.

Found her last Wednesday at Union Rd. Friendly and as described. Very nice girl and would go again. FS100

[AussieGaigin]

The posting of clues on this forum is school boy bullshit.

Does anyone here really think that by posting a clue instead of a clear instruction or detail is going to prevent an authority finding out?

Are authorities too dumb, too lazy or not interested to work out a clue?

Are mongers the only individuals on earth smart enough to work out a clue?

FFS guys!

I am sure these places do not rely solely on readers of this forum for their business. They must be advertising elsewhere, with real contact details, to get customers, which would make it easy for the authorities to locate them. Usually neighbours are the first to dob in these operations, esp if they create disturbances or suspicious behaviour.

[Eric Tile]

Fergie1, thanks for the update.

However the news is disheartening. Hope some member can track her down.

ET

[Drfel]

Some people may know this girl, she hangs around st kilda from time to time, quite ok looking not a druggie, loves a scotch. Anyway she now lives near me ina rooming house and tells me she aint allowed to go down the street and is looking for privates I guess.

You could PM if you need to know more or have been looking for her.

[OzzieSuds]

The posting of clues on this forum is school boy bullshit.

Does anyone here really think that by posting a clue instead of a clear instruction or detail is going to prevent an authority finding out?

Are authorities too dumb, too lazy or not interested to work out a clue?

Are mongers the only individuals on earth smart enough to work out a clue?

FFS guys!

But there is a private message system where precise details can be provided to members of some standing that the provider can judge on.

[Andy G]

Jasmine is very nice, Korean and does a good service. Initially I thought she was going to be a time waster with extended cat bath and then straight to the starfish position but after a few minutes she turned and got right into it and did everything I liked, BBBJ, DFK, COT, FIV etc.... I thought overall she was pretty tidy and give her 8/10 and would go there again.

As for the clues debate I think we should just give out the info we need. ie the address, how to contact, can you just rock up or is appointment needed and if the service is good or not. If anyone was reading this then you would think Nicholson St would have been closed down years ago but I think its just weather or not the council get resident complaints before any action is taken.

Also this clues crap would really hinder anyone reading the forum from out of town and planning a visit. I have used the forum interstate and overseas and exact locations make things a lot easier for everyone.

Andy

[Curtains]

The posting of clues on this forum is school boy bullshit.

Does anyone here really think that by posting a clue instead of a clear instruction or detail is going to prevent an authority finding out?

Are authorities too dumb, too lazy or not interested to work out a clue?

Are mongers the only individuals on earth smart enough to work out a clue?

FFS guys!

[Fergie1]

I rang Lou Lou's today to book Sonya but was told she no longer works there. The woman I spoke to wouldn't give me her telephone number., nor where she has gone.

RY thank you for your report. Best news for two months.

My heart took a jump and I was momentarily concerned for my health. Then there was a mild stirring in my loins. Later my visiting Doctor said "that's a good sign". He went on to say,"within a week we should have you out of bed and erect". Don't if he meant a double entendre.

Anyway yours is the first reported sighting which is good. Can't imagine why you would choose Ivy when S was available? I would be surprised if an "Ivy special" could be better than S who has never been overpriced unless her menu has been reduced as I previously speculated.

Perhaps you would go again, book S and report. Alternatively since S is back and working perhaps another member has enjoyed her table and will report soon?

Otherwise, when my GP gives the 'all clear' I will continue my rehabilitation personally at her table. I am 'Homo Erectus' just thinking about it. Thanks again RY for your report.

ET