Melbourne

[The Producer]

Does anyone know of a place in or around Melbourne that offers a Thai style soapy ?

[Krum Lov]

Engine,

Thanks for your insightful and witty information. Will try and check it out soon. I presume you just wait til the end and let them offer, or just straight out ask if they get to 60 mins and haven't made a move? And did you strip down to undies, or keep all clothes on during? Oh, and any name of girls you can recommend?

Cheers

[CBGBConnisur]

Most clubs should have women of Asian backgrounds, I'm not sure about South Americans, Middle Eastern(who are similar to South Americans) women are actually becoming quite common in Oz, you should have seen this absolutely stunning Virgin Blue flight attendant of Turkish descent that gave me some excellent "service" .

[Qwerty79]

Hi punters,

I just have a few questions. Feel free to answer them at your leisure.
Are there any places with African, Middle Eastern, Indian, South American, Aboriginal or Pacific Islander background ladies ?

Has anyone been to Crystal Lodge in North Coburg?

Thankyou.

[CBGBConnisur]

I had a much better experience at the Boardroom with Claudia, an Australian brunette with a very perky personality. Her tongue is something that created a sensation of pure pleasure. The service was far superior to what I received at the DP. I will definitely pay her a visit again.

[Engine Driver]

Krum Lov,

If I'm not mistaken, the place you are refering to is Thai Plus. It has been at Brunswick for about 6 years. I used to be a regular customer there as not only was the Thai floor massage generally good, but they always offered a free HJ. Whenever a young girl was a bit shy to do a HJ, the mamasan would come in and do the job for her. The mamasan wasn't too bad looking as far as Thai women in their mid 40's go.

I think the cost was around $70/hr for 1-hour massage and the HJ was always free. For those with medical extras insurance cover, they have an ABN number and provide legit receipts so you can claim most of the cost of the massage back. Not a bad deal.

Most of the women there were 5's or 6's, but if you squinted while they were jacking you off, they looked like 9's at a Pattaya palour.

[Krum Lov]

Dazla,

Thanks for the info. Yes, I know they opened one up in South Melbourne. Can I just clarify this? The first time, the girl giving you the massage gave you hand relief as part of the $60, but the next time you had a different girl, and she refused? If so, do you happen to remember the name of the first one, and her age, looks, etc?

Cheers

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[Dazzla]

Krum,

I haven't been to the Sydney Rd place but I have been to the one in South Melbourne which I believe is run by the same people. I have been to the Sth Melb one and on the first visit i did get the R&T as part of it without asking and on the second occasion the lady told me that she dosen't do extras. I didn't mind as it was $60 for the hour and a great massage. I guess I just depends on the girl, I wouldn't walk into there expecting it as part of the service.

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[Member #2359]

Hi Krum Lov

The place in Sydney Rd is great if you enjoy a very good massage. Sometimes the ladies there offer the "special massage" but they always remained fully clothed and dont allow you to touch them. Prices are $40 for 1/2 hour massage and $10 for "special". The Thai massages are excellent.

[Krum Lov]

Hi,

Can anyone give me a recent report on an Asian massage place in Brunswick? It's called Thai Massage, i think, and it's at 678a Sydney Rd. I've read reports here of getting the R&T treatment for no extra cost of the massage ($60/hr). Any advice?

Thanks in advance.

[Mighty Mark]

Have to agree with the comments on The Daily Planet, it is for naive tourists only. Girls are average, very money hungry with many often pushing for extras to "touch them". As they ask for money upfront before meeting the girls you always risk there being average lookers available, why pay top dollar for that.

Avoid.

Ladies for Gentleman has been around for over 15 years but I haven't been there for a while, so will have to pay them a visit.

Also haven't been to Harem for a long time. They used to run 3 shifts with one starting at 10pm. I had heard that some girls work during the day at other places, go home for a nap then head out to work at Harem from 10pm-4am.

Haven't been to Rochelles.

Can also recommend Cromwell Heights in Collingwood as being very reliable and good quality.

Stay safe,

Mighty

[CBGBConnisur]

Despite my disapointing experience at the DP, I had a good time hanging out at the pubs in St. Kilda. As far as non-pros, Melbourne is definitely better than Sydney. The women in Sydney are becoming too cosmopolitan.

[Sainter]

Good club....... I guess that's quite a subjective thing.

The good thing about the boardroom is that you don't have to pay half in advance before entering. The down side is, it can get really, really busy leading to, lack of girls and/or girls wanting to rush you.

The Harem club is on Park St, Sth Melb. 2 doors from the intersection of Park St and Kingsway. You can't miss it. It has a blackened out shopfront with yellow globes on top. Sorry I can't remember the number. The good thing about this place is that a lot of uni students work here and work hard to please.

I must say that in terms of overall quality, Sydney has it over Melb. We are much too hit and miss over here. Approximately half of my trips end in disappointment either from, lack of good looking girls, lack of availability and/or lack of good service. Anyway good luck.

C/mon Saints.

[harryreams]

Dont forget to add the Main Course to your list as well if you like some BB services(dependent on the WL & subject to a small tip) Great service rendered by good quality WL and modestly piced.

[Sainter]

You can add Gotham City to that list.

I tend to find that the better places are usually those with 6-7 girls. My favourites(although quality of chicks is dependant on luck and timing) are, Harem in Park St, Manhattan Terrace in Swanston St and Rochelles in Victoria St.