Melbourne

[Blue Bus]

There used to be one in Windsor. High st, on the city side of Williams Rd. That was 5 or 6 six years ago so who knows if she's still there. Just had a look on google maps, there's still a business operating the. Can't remember her name, tall with the deep voice.

[John Smithson]

Has anyone encountered a ladyboy (or 2) in any of the many dozen Thai massage shops around Melbourne? Not after brothels, must be a massage shop.
I have a theory that I want to put to the test....

Sorry have yet to encounter one inside a massage parlour, think my ex said there was a ladyboy run shop in Hawthorn.

Interested to know what theory you have. Ladyboys have stronger fingers and can really iron out those knots?

[OnlyAGame]

Has anyone encountered a ladyboy (or 2) in any of the many dozen Thai massage shops around Melbourne? Not after brothels, must be a massage shop.
I have a theory that I want to put to the test....

[JDog12]

You fellas straight cracked me up every time I checked this since posting. My missus and I have been together for years, we're all human and we all want to fuck, she feels same way like most women. Just a little spice is all, if you can be honest then it's not worth it.

[LostWithinDays]

Gday all,

Just to keep it real.

That questionable massage shop on the corner or Waverley and Warringal road has just reopened in the last day or so.

Very sure regulars on here know which shop I'm talking about.

Cheers and good luck.

Lwd.

[Engine Driver]

Maybe, he has a very supportive Aussie wife and she understands his intense need for BBBJCIM and BBFSCIP with Chinese students. It may actually enhance his reputation and strengthen his bargaining position at home, as his wife knows she has to compete with all those cute hookers. She might even step up her performance in the sack. Just look at how well visiting fucky sucky bars in the Philippines worked out for Queensland MP George Christensen. J-Dog has absolutely nothing to fear, as he has the greenlight.

I stand corrected. Where would we be without your words of wisdom Mr Chocha Monger?

Mongers can actually enhance their reputations once their nocturnal activities become public. Yes, the 330-pound Member for Dawson increased his majority in the last federal election once it was revealed that he did 28 mongering trips to Angeles City. It is claimed that his beautiful wife was a GRO at the now defunct Pony Tails bar in that fine city. His constituents thought she was a good sort.

[Chocha Monger]

I think we are all a little intrigued about why you would be seeking approval from the missus? What ever happened to the concept of "Need to Know"? I know that you are a virgin monger, but never, ever, ever, tell anyone you went to a rub and tug joint or a brothel. I can assure you that it will not enhance your reputation. Always use the rear entrance. Park your car a block away and leg it. Always pay in cash. Don't write your real name and phone number on the Covid form.

I can imagine how the conversation went:

Missus: "Hey Jdog luv, don't forget to pick up a litre of milk, some snags, a slab of green cans, and packet of Winfield Blues. You know that Trev and Shaz are coming over for tea tonight."

Jdog: "Yeah no worries luv. I'll just pop over to the shops right now. Oh, and by the way, would you mind if I popped into that new Asian rub and tug joint that's just opened next door to Imogen's school? It's on the way. I always wanted to get me a nice oily handjob from one of those cute, young Asian uni chicks."

Missus: "No worries honey. Treat yourself, you deserve it. Here's $100."

Jdog: "Thanks luv. You're the best."

Maybe, he has a very supportive Aussie wife and she understands his intense need for BBBJCIM and BBFSCIP with Chinese students. It may actually enhance his reputation and strengthen his bargaining position at home, as his wife knows she has to compete with all those cute hookers. She might even step up her performance in the sack. Just look at how well visiting fucky sucky bars in the Philippines worked out for Queensland MP George Christensen. J-Dog has absolutely nothing to fear, as he has the greenlight.

[Tha Aussie]

I doubt that she bought the story but I guess she could never find out!

A wise man who unfortunately is dead now once said to me and I think I quote accurately.

"Don't ever think they don't know what's going on. They choose to ignore it that's all."

[John Smithson]

No roses here? $55 ph. Told to keep underwear on. Massage was good though. Cheap too!

Relax? Near the shell station. Same price $55 ph. Underwear off, but no extras offered, didn't ask / wasn't teased.

Is Anne Thai? $65 ph. Underwear off great massage. Nothing teased / offers / asked.

I do prefer underwear off for massages, even if you don't get anything out of it cause they do tend to work your site but / thighs out a little more.

If anyone has experience of the other 3-4 joints in the area please do let me know.

[MrManGuy]

Of course the Aussie forum has to be full of asshole behavior.

[Dreamer4]

Hi Jdog12 and all, it was hilarious reading everyone's replies to Jdog12 first post. Welcome to the group mate. I agree with Engine Driver re. The "never tells anyone". This reminded me of the venture I had in Shanghai last year (I did post some reports there), since it was in China, everything was done via WeChat. On the way back, I deleted everything but it appears that the stu. The app still keeps some history. My wife found out a month later and it wasn't nice. Obviously I said I didn't do anything, I told her that the guys who I was with merely checked things out and sent me the infor. I doubt that she bought the story but I guess she could never find out!

I really have no experience with these things, so I'm sorry I don't have much to add currently. With some good guidance I will be a regular poster of reviews. I just need to be led in the right direction, if that's not how this works then I'll go figure it out myself. What a shit welcoming to the community LOL.

[Engine Driver]

Hey guys,

Just got the green light and I have no idea where is good! Just want to experiment with some good happy ending first. Any suggestions? Southside preferably.

I think we are all a little intrigued about why you would be seeking approval from the missus? What ever happened to the concept of "Need to Know"? I know that you are a virgin monger, but never, ever, ever, tell anyone you went to a rub and tug joint or a brothel. I can assure you that it will not enhance your reputation. Always use the rear entrance. Park your car a block away and leg it. Always pay in cash. Don't write your real name and phone number on the Covid form.

I can imagine how the conversation went:

Missus: "Hey Jdog luv, don't forget to pick up a litre of milk, some snags, a slab of green cans, and packet of Winfield Blues. You know that Trev and Shaz are coming over for tea tonight."

Jdog: "Yeah no worries luv. I'll just pop over to the shops right now. Oh, and by the way, would you mind if I popped into that new Asian rub and tug joint that's just opened next door to Imogen's school? It's on the way. I always wanted to get me a nice oily handjob from one of those cute, young Asian uni chicks."

Missus: "No worries honey. Treat yourself, you deserve it. Here's $100."

Jdog: "Thanks luv. You're the best."

[Engine Driver]

I really have no experience with these things, so I'm sorry I don't have much to add currently. With some good guidance I will be a regular poster of reviews. I just need to be led in the right direction, if that's not how this works then I'll go figure it out myself. What a shit welcoming to the community LOL.

Mate,

You don't really need any help with your first rub and tug mission. You just go for a walk along your suburban high street. Richmond, Brunswick, Glen Waverley, Footscray, Preston are good starting points. There you will encounter a number of massage shops with flashing neon "massage open" signs. Enter, pay your money and report back.

In defence of the shitty welcome, it's normal for newbies to contribute a few reports, build some rapport with the community and then seek further help will come your way.

[JDog12]

I really have no experience with these things, so I'm sorry I don't have much to add currently. With some good guidance I will be a regular poster of reviews. I just need to be led in the right direction, if that's not how this works then I'll go figure it out myself. What a shit welcoming to the community LOL.

[Tha Aussie]

As you have taken so much time and effort in your one post to contribute to the forum, I thought I would provide some assistance to you. The best place to go is next to the McDonald's diagonally opposite the KFC. You will get a solid HJ and BBBJ to completion if you need to. If that doesn't get you off, go to the shop next to the local fish and chip place where you will get rimming, a finger up your arse and you will be able to fist the lady. No need to thank me.

I am disappointed in the lack of comprehensive assistance you gave. You forgot the following ones.

The one next door to the cafe but not the one on the left they are legit.

The other which is awesome and only have girls to the age of 21. They then move them on. That 3 doors down from the tattoo parlour. Don't forget to mention that the man in the tattoo place said that you would get a special rate.

Probably our favourite of all time is beside BP. The young girls in there have no idea about charging for extras and are there doing their training for other massage places. Generally 18 year old students who happily provide BBBJ and CIM. As they believe it will enhance their prospects for a job. The other thing that the mamasan likes is for you to verbally abuse the girls as it will help understand what so many customers are like.

Finally if the missus has given you the green light she is perhaps working herself so if you would post her details we can perhaps help her reach satisfaction.