Sydney

[Junior Jr]

If you are visiting, a legal brothel is your best bet. You can see and chat to the girl before agreeing. Low price and low risk. Most girls usually deliver an acceptable level of service. Try these brothels below as they are all good. Take public transport or taxi / uber. They are only a short ride away. Don't waste your time on internet ads. They are all TGTBT.

1. Marlenes, 24 Bourke Rd, Alexandria.

2. Club 121,121 Pyrmont St, Pyrmont.

3. Vixens, 271 Marrickville Road, Marrickville.

4. 359 Riley St, Surry Hills.

If you are going to visit on a weekend, ring ahead and book Lena at Marlenes. She is like a movie star. Also, I can personally recommend Eva at Marlenes who works Mon - Wed - Fri

Most helpful! Now if you could just decode gold and diamond levels of service, I'd be ready for action.

[Engine Driver]

I have been reading the forum for some time in advance of visiting your fair city later this year. Really appreciate the time you guys have invested in the board. Seems like a real mixed bag though. Nice that there are legal options, but it seems like navigating the fakes is a big problem, as referenced by the previous post. Also saw a link to https://escortreviewsaustralia.com.au, where all the ads look TGTBT.

So what's the best way for a visitor on a short time frame and modest means to enjoy the local flavors? Is Marlene's really the best option? I'll be near the CBD / Chinatown. Will be studying the map. I see a million massage parlors. Reviews for 429 Pitt run mostly negative. Is there any reliable ad / review site?

Thanks in advance.

If you are visiting, a legal brothel is your best bet. You can see and chat to the girl before agreeing. Low price and low risk. Most girls usually deliver an acceptable level of service. Try these brothels below as they are all good. Take public transport or taxi / uber. They are only a short ride away. Don't waste your time on internet ads. They are all TGTBT.

1. Marlenes, 24 Bourke Rd, Alexandria.

2. Club 121,121 Pyrmont St, Pyrmont.

3. Vixens, 271 Marrickville Road, Marrickville.

4. 359 Riley St, Surry Hills.

If you are going to visit on a weekend, ring ahead and book Lena at Marlenes. She is like a movie star. Also, I can personally recommend Eva at Marlenes who works Mon - Wed - Fri

[Junior Jr]

I have been reading the forum for some time in advance of visiting your fair city later this year. Really appreciate the time you guys have invested in the board. Seems like a real mixed bag though. Nice that there are legal options, but it seems like navigating the fakes is a big problem, as referenced by the previous post. Also saw a link to https://escortreviewsaustralia.com.au, where all the ads look TGTBT.

So what's the best way for a visitor on a short time frame and modest means to enjoy the local flavors? Is Marlene's really the best option? I'll be near the CBD / Chinatown. Will be studying the map. I see a million massage parlors. Reviews for 429 Pitt run mostly negative. Is there any reliable ad / review site?

Thanks in advance.

[Engine Driver]

I've said that most of the ads on Locanto are fake. They are just bait and switch operations run by Asian gangs. They have rented a bunch of apartments in Olympic Park, so that should be the obvious red flag. If you are intending to go, then proceed knowing that the girl will be switched to a PRC MILF in her late 30's or 40's who is here on a tourist visa and working illegally. The girl you are communicating with by text before hand is actually the pimp that controls the group. Most of the WGs don't know English. You are better off going to one of the many legal brothels in Sydney who charge less and you can see and talk to the girl before accepting the deal. There is no reason to bother with Locanto.

[Engine Driver]

And I don't know where to find genuine girls in Brisbane city. If anybody can give any pointers, that will be great.

Firstly, not much point in looking for 'genuine' girls in the P4 P space. Not many exist. It's just business for most of them.

Try using WeChat. You might find a few Asian brothels and Asian FLs advertising on there. WeChat is a Chinese social media app, so best not to use your real name or real photo.

[AkkidPerfect]

Many, if not most of the ads on Locanto personals (w4 m) are complete bullshit. Usually I can pick the obvious scams, but today I was taken in by the old bait and switch tactic. I've been in the mongering game for a long time and no matter how much experience we have, when it comes to searching for pussy, there are so many pitfalls.

I was browsing through Locanto and came across this ad below. It was a smoking hot Pinay girl who advertised for $130/30 minutes FS. Now a true freelancer that hot would usually charge around $300-400/ HR, so I figured it wasn't quite right. But something was telling me that this was indeed a bargain and to give it a try. Maybe she was new and was just establishing her business? Rent for that apartment would be about $750 pw, so maybe she needed the cash badly?

Anyhow, I texted her and arranged to meet in the early afternoon. I confirmed by text that kissing and DATY were included..

Whatever you said is so true and I myself have experienced this in both the cities I have lived.

Sydney:

When I first started mongering, I didn't realize what's happening out there. I would look for some hot chicks on cracker / backpage and then head out after making a booking. Even at the beginning of this year I had the same thing on three different occasions. Upon arrival, I noticed it wasn't the same girl who I saw in the photo. But I would stay and fuck the girls just because I was in the mood and didn't want to go back dry! Then I started looking for brothels and had my first experience at Marlene's. But before I could taste other girls at this place I had to move to Brisbane.

Brisbane:

I found the brothels here to be expansive (at least as compared to Marlene's in Sydney) so I again started looking for girls on cracker / backpage thinking I might get lucky. But this time I was firm and decided not to stay if I find a different girl. Now out of 4 attempts in last 4 weeks, only one girl was real and it was a great experience fucking her. She lived up to the expectation. The remaining 3 attempts were unsuccessful. I wasted 3 half Viagra tabs on these 3 occasions just because I found different girls and this time I didn't repeat my Sydney mistakes. Last week was the worst of all. I was talking to a girl through texts. She said she is not working on weekends but she can guide me to her friend who is working in city. I made several attempts to make her prove if the girl (her friend) was real. She sent me photos but that wasn't convincing. But since I wasn't able to find any other option, I finally agreed to meet her friend. Once I arrived outside the building of her friend, I texted her and asked for apartment number. Then she suddenly said, this friend of her can not make it as the customer she was having then suddenly increased the time. She then requested me to meet her another friend who was in the next street. She sent me a photo of her friend which looked okay but I was anyway not convinced if that was her friend's real photo. I took the chance and went to see her. Was then directed to her apartment, when the girl opened the door. It was MILF, certainly not the girl in the photo that she sent me. I said no and came out and messaged the pimp. The reply was "you are not here to get a wife". LOL.

Since I had my dose before leaving home, I didn't want to waste it. So I decided to text another girl who I kept as plan be. She was also in the city and nearby. I said I can come in 10 minutes and she said OK. I arrived at her address and she asked me to wait in front of the lift and said she will come down to get me as her intercom is broken. I waited there for almost half an HR but she didn't show up. I was continuously texting her but she stopped replying. Finally I left and started walking towards the bus stop. Then suddenly she messaged me and said she just got her periods so she can't do it. I was like. WTF man! I was frustrated to the core. The frustration was so intense that I even approached a girl on the Albert road to check my luck. LOL.

Now another weekend has arrived. The cracker website seems to be gone. And I don't know where to find genuine girls in Brisbane city. If anybody can give any pointers, that will be great.

[Engine Driver]

Yes. You are right.

Have heard a lot about Lena (or Lana). Want to try her but appears that she is only available on weekends and I got no time on weekends.

And now I have moved to Brisbane. Trying to figure out a good brothel here. There are a few but they appear to be pricey as compared to Marlene's. Any recommendation for a good Brisbane brothel which is value for money and has got good girls?

Lena is the hottest girl at Marlene's. She's a Colombian glamazon. Fake ass, fake tits, fake nose, fake cheeks but all very well done by her Colombian surgeon. What a looker! Sometimes I have found it hard to believe I am fucking such a hot chica. She only works on weekends. If you want to see her, you will need to ring during the week and book her for a weekend session. She is probably fully sold for the whole two days. I would think she wouldn't need to appear in the line up at all with a full order book.

Her price is quite a bargain. Normally, a chick like that commands $600/ HR as a private escort. You can see her at Marlene's for $220/ HR.

[Engine Driver]

I think a lot of girls would not want their real photos in ads, for privacy reasons. They would not want their families and friends to discover what they are doing on the side. Not a very good way of doing business, but no photo at all would not attract much interest.

I agree with what you are saying. They can have body shots only or black out the face. This is not a reason for the Chinese gangsters to steal pictures off the net and misrepresent their own hookers as being of a different nationality. Might be okay in Guangzhou, but this type of fraud is not acceptable here.

[Engine Driver]

After my disappointment with Locanto, I drove to Alexandria to pick a girl from Marlene's line up. Marlene was away (she has Thursdays and Fridays off to go skating or dancing), so WG Porsha was the fill in manager. She tried very hard and sold me on Leah, a Thai chick who hadn't yet had a client that day. Leah has a knock out body. Not an ounce of fat on her. A perfect three-hole spinner. When she took her clothes off, you could see a little bit of baby damage on her stomach, but it wasn't a big deal.

I've had more than 20 punts at Marlene's, and this was the only time where the service from a girl was mediocre or even below expectations. These are the reasons I didn't like Leah:

- No kissing what so ever (don't even think about DFK). She literally turned her head 90 degrees when I approached her. Mish was horrible when she turned her head to the side in case I would try to kiss her.

- CBJ only, but I can live with that.

- Didn't like DATY and initially refused. Only agreed after I washed my mouth with Listerene. WTF?

- Too much fake moaning which put me off.

- Mechanical service with no interest or passion.

She did try to upsell me anal for $100, but I declined. The upside to Leah is that she is unbelievably clean down below and surprisingly allowed me to rim her. Her body is sensational. I wouldn't recommend her as there is so much better talent and service available at the same shop.

[AussieGaigin]

I think a lot of girls would not want their real photos in ads, for privacy reasons. They would not want their families and friends to discover what they are doing on the side. Not a very good way of doing business, but no photo at all would not attract much interest.

[Engine Driver]

Many, if not most of the ads on Locanto personals (w4 m) are complete bullshit. Usually I can pick the obvious scams, but today I was taken in by the old bait and switch tactic. I've been in the mongering game for a long time and no matter how much experience we have, when it comes to searching for pussy, there are so many pitfalls.

I was browsing through Locanto and came across this ad below. It was a smoking hot Pinay girl who advertised for $130/30 minutes FS. Now a true freelancer that hot would usually charge around $300-400/ HR, so I figured it wasn't quite right. But something was telling me that this was indeed a bargain and to give it a try. Maybe she was new and was just establishing her business? Rent for that apartment would be about $750 pw, so maybe she needed the cash badly?

Anyhow, I texted her and arranged to meet in the early afternoon. I confirmed by text that kissing and DATY were included. She gave me the address and off I went to a new apartment block in Wentworth Point near Olympic Park. Parking is a major headache here, but I eventually got to the entrance and I got buzzed in. She then texted the apartment number and I went up the lift and banged on the door. It's always a bad sign when the hooker hides behind the door when she opens it. I stepped into the apartment and then immediately knew I was had. The girl was a PRC MILF, maybe late 30's, but with a nice body. I said you are not the girl in the photo, but she wasn't listening. She kept grabbing my arm and tried to get me to stay, saying how good a service she can provide. I just wasn't interested. She then said she would show me her friend, so she went and grabbed another PRC MILF in her 40's from another room. I wasn't having any of it. Under normal circumstances, both of these MILFs would have been very do-able, but I was just too annoyed that I wanted to leave. They both now pleaded with me stay by I just ran out the door.

Now I was in trouble. I had already popped a half Viagra tablet before leaving home and I desperately needed a release. I couldn't just not do anything. So headed out to my favourite place Marlene's in Alexandria. Review to follow.

Footnote:

I've come across this set up in Brisbane before, but with the operators using the personal section in the newspaper, so there's no photos. I am sure it exists everywhere. The female pimp controls all the phone numbers and deals with the texts and phone calls on behalf of all her girls. Most girls don't know English. She takes the bookings and then tells each of her girls in various apartments when a customer is on his way. The pimp buzzes the punter through by giving him the codes. With the Locanto ads, it looks like they have just stolen photos off various Asian dating sites, like PL, DIA, TF and FC. It's basically an unlicensed prostitution racket using fake photos, bait / switch and lots of short term rental apartments. It's harder to get caught this way using secure apartments, where most of the occupiers are renters (and have a low level of civic mindedness). If there was a shop front on a busy street, it would be more likely to attract LE interest and invite mafia extortion threats.

I sometimes wonder if it would be a better business model to have the girls correctly represented. But the benefit of bait and switch is that the punter is more likely to respond to an ad from a hot chick. Once he's driven out to the apartment, he's unlikely to just leave. Also, this gives the pimp greater ability to schedule her resources so that everyone is efficiently used.

[Engine Driver]

Yes. You are right.

Have heard a lot about Lena (or Lana). Want to try her but appears that she is only available on weekends and I got no time on weekends.

And now I have moved to Brisbane. Trying to figure out a good brothel here. There are a few but they appear to be pricey as compared to Marlene's. Any recommendation for a good Brisbane brothel which is value for money and has got good girls?

Diana at Marlene's is a tall Thai girl, probably approaching 40 I would say. She's got four kids, so has a bit of baby damage. But don't let this deter you. Very good performer.

In Brisbane, I usually grab the local newspaper and call up the FLs who advertise in the back pages. They charge around $130 for half an hour and invite you to their apartments. A bit of hit and miss actually, but I have had a few reasonable sessions with Asian girls. When they open the door, if you don't like what you see, I suppose you can just run. Never been to a brothel in Brisbane before.

[AkkidPerfect]

Nice report AP. If I'm not mistaken, Diana is a tall Thai girl. A very good performer.

Yes. You are right.

Have heard a lot about Lena (or Lana). Want to try her but appears that she is only available on weekends and I got no time on weekends.

And now I have moved to Brisbane. Trying to figure out a good brothel here. There are a few but they appear to be pricey as compared to Marlene's. Any recommendation for a good Brisbane brothel which is value for money and has got good girls?

[AussieGaigin]

Found "Ada" on WeChat recently, offering massage incall at Chatswood, or outcall just about anywhere (seen a review from a guy up Central Coast way).

She is typical MILF: mid 30's, short and a bit on the dumpy side, but has big tits and great attitude. Not much English, so a meaningful conversation is out of the question.

She has an apartment just across from the station. Part of the living area has been partitioned off with a wall and curtains; a large solid table, and a few shelves and a bench around it.

Her massage is top-notch head to toe; she offered body slides and a good BBBJ for $150, I think more may be available if you want to negotiate. The value comes from the session lasting almost 90 minutes. Even better surprise, when she finished the massage, she covered me with a towel, said "relax for a few minutes" and disappeared out into the kitchen. She came back with a bowl of fresh home made dumplings. Delicious!

The only contact detail I have at the moment is Ada666-777 on WeChat.

[Engine Driver]

I recently had a wonderful experience at Marlene's.

I would really thank Engine Driver and Pahllus Maximus for their recommendation to try out Marlene's. I have never been to a brothel before but this time I decided to give it a shot and I am glad I did it as it turned out to be one of the best experiences I ever had.

Second Thursday of March:

The host lady was very welcoming and talked nicely. She led me to a room and asked me to wait. The girls came in one by one. I guess 5 or 6 in total. Most of the girls that are on Marlene's website were absent. I could only recall the names Paula and Diana from the website who turned up. Rest who came in were probably not listed on the website. I chose Diana as she appeared to have the best body among all. But I am pretty sure she was not the same Diana who is listed on the website. But anyway, that was not a problem as she had a nice round big ass where I wanted to bury my face.

I paid 125 for 30 minutes. The host lady then took money from me and asked me to take shower and said time will start only after the girl comes in. Diana moved in after a few minutes wearing a pretty smile on her face. I came out of the shower and grabbed her from behind. She chuckled and started rubbing her ass on my dick which was already getting harder. She kept doing it for a couple of minutes while I kissed her all over her neck and squeezed her soft boobs with both my hands. I could recall from my previous encounters that most girls will put on a condom even before they allowed any sort of rubbing on their body. But Diana did not mind me doing anything. I had no condom yet and my penis was touching her all over.

I then pushed her to the bed and asked her to spread her leg as I spent next 10 minutes eating her clean pussy. She also sat on my face while I continues eating her. Diana thoroughly enjoyed that never made any effort to stop me. This was an amazing experience as none of the girls I met in the past allowed me to do that. Meanwhile, I also tried played with her asshole and inserted my fingers in her tight asshole. She said she is Anal virgin. After face sitting, she moved down and started riding me in reverse cowgirl position. This gave me a spectacular view of my penis moving in and out of her pussy. After a few minutes I asked her to lay down which she did immediately. I then fucked her in missionary position for quite some time before I cam. She couldn't believe I could fuck her for that long considering my tiny and non-gym body. Haha.

Overall it was a great experience. She was very friendly and talked nicely throughtout the session. I would definitely love to bang her again.

I will rate 10/10.

Nice report AP. If I'm not mistaken, Diana is a tall Thai girl. A very good performer.