Sydney

[DrPecker]

Went to Nightshade 42 in Gladesville. Right now I think definitely is the best Sydney shop. Many girls, there were like 30 of them last Friday. More than half are super pretty. All real photos, they don't post fake ones. Mostly Asian girls, got a few Caucasians too. I saw a white girl that I recognized used to work in Croydon 219 before, as well as some girls I saw before from Stiletto's. No old girls, which is good. Max oldest age I'd say 30, most girls are early 20's. I booked a 21 yo Japanese Kasumi, service is great. Will definitely return. All around best value for money in Sydney so far.

What's with the weird ass pricing on their site? Asian style service, western style service. Hidden extras etc LOL.

Your only post here so I assume you're the owner or manager. Why don't you clarify the bizarre pricing page?

[Enfrau]

Went to Nightshade 42 in Gladesville. Right now I think definitely is the best Sydney shop. Many girls, there were like 30 of them last Friday. More than half are super pretty. All real photos, they don't post fake ones. Mostly Asian girls, got a few Caucasians too. I saw a white girl that I recognized used to work in Croydon 219 before, as well as some girls I saw before from Stiletto's. No old girls, which is good. Max oldest age I'd say 30, most girls are early 20's. I booked a 21 yo Japanese Kasumi, service is great. Will definitely return. All around best value for money in Sydney so far.

[Chocha Monger]

Took a break from Marlenes. She's jacked up the prices and apart from the Colombian glamazon Lena, there is no talent left there. Marlene epitomises the greedy, cunning Chinese brothel madam perfectly.

I went to 219 Elizabeth Street, Croydon for a punt. Four girls were on the line up. Two Asians, an Islander and a Brazilian. Chose Jennifer the white Brazilian girl. Nice body, small ass and around mid-20's in age. She was shit scared in the room, fearing COVID. Hahaha. No point in working as a prostitute if you're scared of catching the Wuhan Kung Flu luv. She wouldn't let me kiss her, even on the cheek. Really bad attitude and she was totally disinterested. Anyhow, just wrote off the $130 and kept going. That's why it's called a punt. Asked for DATY and she said yes. Slight fishy odour, so DATY only lasted for 2 seconds. I do not like tuna between meals. CG then doggy. Cleaned up, had a shower and I was gone in 15 minutes. I would go here again, but just not with Jennifer, so that's an avoid rating. Vietnamese mamasan was friendly.

Looks like this is the second time that Marlene served you some rancid tuna sashimi. Is it normally this difficult to find a fresh root in Sydney?

[Engine Driver]

Took a break from Marlenes. She's jacked up the prices and apart from the Colombian glamazon Lena, there is no talent left there. Marlene epitomises the greedy, cunning Chinese brothel madam perfectly.

I went to 219 Elizabeth Street, Croydon for a punt. Four girls were on the line up. Two Asians, an Islander and a Brazilian. Chose Jennifer the white Brazilian girl. Nice body, small ass and around mid-20's in age. She was shit scared in the room, fearing COVID. Hahaha. No point in working as a prostitute if you're scared of catching the Wuhan Kung Flu luv. She wouldn't let me kiss her, even on the cheek. Really bad attitude and she was totally disinterested. Anyhow, just wrote off the $130 and kept going. That's why it's called a punt. Asked for DATY and she said yes. Slight fishy odour, so DATY only lasted for 2 seconds. I do not like tuna between meals. CG then doggy. Cleaned up, had a shower and I was gone in 15 minutes. I would go here again, but just not with Jennifer, so that's an avoid rating. Vietnamese mamasan was friendly.

[Whinger]

I went to Fresh, 359 Riley Street, Surry Hills for the first time today, and it turned out to be one of those sessions where you just think "do these people have no concept of customer service or understand the benefits of repeat custom".

Fresh advertises as a "6 star" establishment, and while the premises are nice enough by Surry Hills brothel standards, my time there was just one attempted rip off after another. Their website offers a Diamond service, which includes FK, DATY, FS and BBBJCIM. In addition, there is a Japanese Nuru Massage, priced at $200 for 45 minutes and $280 for 60 minutes. I had always fancied trying a nuru massage, and since Fresh has a few Japanese girls on their roster, it seemed an ideal place to give it a go. I phoned to clarify exactly what the Nuru service included, and was advised it was a nude B2 be be massage with genuine nuru gel, plus everything included in the Diamond service. I was looking for the massage plus a BBBJCIM, so this sounded ideal.

Three girls were available when I arrived, and I have to say all of them were friendly and attractive; two very pretty slim young girls (Emi and Candy), and a busty late 20's Japanese girl called Sakara. The manager recommended Sakara for her nuru skills, so I thought I would take his advice and booked Sakara for 45 minutes. After I again clarified BBBJCIM was included, he quoted me $260. I protested that the website said $200 and that he had confirmed that in my phone call; he initially tried to suggest I was wrong, before backing down and agreeing to $200.

Sakura was all smiles as she took me upstairs to the room, which I was rather surprised to see only had a bed and no massage table (I had assumed a nuru massage might require a hard, washable surface). I showered, and Sakara stripped off to reveal a toned petite body with large firm breasts and very long nipples. She then commenced a nice B2 be massage, rubbing her long nipples and hairy pussy all over my back. After a few minutes of this, I asked her when the nuru would begin, only to be told "oil no good". Since trying a nuru service was the main reason I had come, I wasn't thrilled by this, but she seemed a nice enough girl so I decided just to go with the flow and she carried on with more B2 be. Sakura turned away when I went to kiss her, and again I just went with the flow; and to her credit, she did give me a very nice slow, soft BBBJ which I really enjoyed. I could tell she wasn't really into the DATY that followed, and she seemed a bit annoyed when I confirmed that I didn't want FS, so at my insistence she recommenced the BBBJ. And then things became seriously annoying, as she started the "you give me small tip", then "you give me nice tip" routine every couple of minutes; this then became "you give me $100" to CIM. I had indeed intended giving her a tip up until that point as her BBBJ was nice, but becoming more exasperated, I told her in no uncertain terms that it was agreed that CIM was included. She sulked a bit but carried on; but just to really cap off my growing frustration, Sakara pulled away as I started to cum in her mouth as she said "you cum too much".

Needless to say I did not tip her anything. There was a frosty silence as I showered and left the room on my own, and my complaint to the manager as I left was met with the most cursory of apologies. Its so disappointing that they act this way, as even an oil B2 be massage would have been acceptable to me, but I ended up feeling frustrated and ripped off.

I may be tempted to return sometime to try Emi or Candy for just a straight Diamond service, as both girls were very pretty; but equally, I would grudge blowing more money on this establishment if I ended up with another ripoff session. If anyone is thinking of going to Fresh, make sure you take a note of the website prices and what is included, as otherwise the manager will quite happily lie to your face.

[Engine Driver]

Haha that sounds messed up! Are there other Sydney places you recommend?

It all depends on the individual girl on duty at the time you go. Expensive doesn't mean better. Sydney has hundreds of legal places offering various FS temptations. Just type in brothel, followed by the suburb and Mr Google will spit out lots of recommendations. Just about every AMP will at least offer a HJ.

[DrPecker]

I went to 5xx Willoughby years ago once. The Chinese mamasan offered me one average looking Chinese girl on the roster, whom I rejected. The angry mamasan then licked me out and told me not to return again. Hahaha. Such great customer service will certainly attract loyalty!

Haha that sounds messed up! Are there other Sydney places you recommend?

[Engine Driver]

Wow that's quite reasonable, are Sydney shops usually one shot only?

I'm not used to mongering here, but stuck here for a while I guess might as well look at contributing to the economy haha.

I went to 5xx Willoughby years ago once. The Chinese mamasan offered me one average looking Chinese girl on the roster, whom I rejected. The angry mamasan then licked me out and told me not to return again. Hahaha. Such great customer service will certainly attract loyalty!

[DrPecker]

533 is my favourite Sydney shop. $150 for an hour.

Wow that's quite reasonable, are Sydney shops usually one shot only?

I'm not used to mongering here, but stuck here for a while I guess might as well look at contributing to the economy haha.

[Chocha Monger]

Calling up Stella Marie would not be possible. Once those wily Pinays get their hands on a permanent residency permit, they start to hang out with young Aussie jocks, who worship the ground they walk on. Wily mongers like me do not worship the ground an LBFM walks on. We treat them on a very professional, courteous basis only. Prostitute and client. You see, the young Aussie jocks become totally mesmerized by BBBJCIMWS and the over-the-top public displays of affection given to them by the LBFM. These are things their previous, white Caucasian girl friends never did. Unfortunately, I am not going to get my cock in Stella Marie's juicy camel toe.

CM, you are probably not familiar with life in Sydney. Normal people do not like to upset jealous, burly Lebanese men. A convoy of tuned Nissan R34 Skylines or AMG C63's will descend upon your street for a drive by shooting.

Ironically, in her homeland, Stella Marie's juicy camel toe is worth about $5 Aussie dollars to the trike drivers who rooted her. However, the moment she disembarked in Oz, her camel toe became capable of launching a thousand R34 Skylines.

[Engine Driver]

You may want to call up Stella Marie and see if she is willing to rent you a good root on that juicy camel toe of hers. After all, she is a Pinay and she will have no problem two-timing that jealous burly Lebanese boyfriend of hers for the right price. If that does not work, it should not be too hard to hunt down an Aussie girl with a fresh puss and an empty purse.

Calling up Stella Marie would not be possible. Once those wily Pinays get their hands on a permanent residency permit, they start to hang out with young Aussie jocks, who worship the ground they walk on. Wily mongers like me do not worship the ground an LBFM walks on. We treat them on a very professional, courteous basis only. Prostitute and client. You see, the young Aussie jocks become totally mesmerized by BBBJCIMWS and the over-the-top public displays of affection given to them by the LBFM. These are things their previous, white Caucasian girl friends never did. Unfortunately, I am not going to get my cock in Stella Marie's juicy camel toe.

CM, you are probably not familiar with life in Sydney. Normal people do not like to upset jealous, burly Lebanese men. A convoy of tuned Nissan R34 Skylines or AMG C63's will descend upon your street for a drive by shooting.

[Chocha Monger]

In all the years I've been going to Marlene's brothel in Alexandria, I've only had a dud root a couple of times. I went there today and had the worst root of the year. I would rate it a 3/10. Unfortunately I picked Sophia, and Indonesian MILF in the line up. Now Sophia has E cup tits and an ass that looks like it belongs on Kim Kardashian, so it's very easy to fall for that at the intro! Hahahaha. Once in the room, a more disinterested hooker you will not find. Totally pathetic attitude and more rules on access than Chairman Dan. No DFK or LK, just turned her head away. Didn't allow more than a few seconds of DATY. Strictly no anal touching, let alone AR. Why bother coming to work if you hate your job so much? On top of that, she's smoker with bad cigarette breath. An ugly tattoo adorns her lower abdomen to cover up her ugly Caesar scar. I won't be buying a lottery ticket today. Please avoid Sophia unless you want to waste $140!

I was really pisssed off with the Chinese owner Marlene. Despite jacking up her prices (to make up for lost revenue due to the Wuhan Flu), she's watering down the mouth wash to save a few dollars. I know that she's a ruthless Asian businesswoman who makes millions a year and pays no tax, but FFS, please don't water down the fucking mouthwash!

When this Wuhan Flu hit, I vowed to limit my contact with Chinese businesses and to buy from Australians. Unfortunately, the Chinese have cornered the market on all essential services, so we have no choice. Essential services like brothels, rub and tug joints, dry cleaning, clothes mending and bubble cups! Hahahaha.

Sometimes you don't get what you pay for. You certainly pissed away 140 South Sea pesos for the most horrible root described on ISG in the last 24 hours. It sounds like you would have had more fun rooting a corpse than Sophia at Marlene's knock shop! A lively root she was not! It was no wonder that you went home directly, booted up your PC, and started chatting up Pinay hookers in Flipsville. I bet you miss those lively bareback roots with no-holes barred back in AC and on Burgos St. Unfortunately for you, there be no travel to Flipsville for lively bareback roots with some of the nastiest hookers on the planet thanks to the Wuhan bat flu.

You may want to call up Stella Marie and see if she is willing to rent you a good root on that juicy camel toe of hers. After all, she is a Pinay and she will have no problem two-timing that jealous burly Lebanese boyfriend of hers for the right price. If that does not work, it should not be too hard to hunt down an Aussie girl with a fresh puss and an empty purse.

[Engine Driver]

In all the years I've been going to Marlene's brothel in Alexandria, I've only had a dud root a couple of times. I went there today and had the worst root of the year. I would rate it a 3/10. Unfortunately I picked Sophia, and Indonesian MILF in the line up. Now Sophia has E cup tits and an ass that looks like it belongs on Kim Kardashian, so it's very easy to fall for that at the intro! Hahahaha. Once in the room, a more disinterested hooker you will not find. Totally pathetic attitude and more rules on access than Chairman Dan. No DFK or LK, just turned her head away. Didn't allow more than a few seconds of DATY. Strictly no anal touching, let alone AR. Why bother coming to work if you hate your job so much? On top of that, she's smoker with bad cigarette breath. An ugly tattoo adorns her lower abdomen to cover up her ugly Caesar scar. I won't be buying a lottery ticket today. Please avoid Sophia unless you want to waste $140!

I was really pisssed off with the Chinese owner Marlene. Despite jacking up her prices (to make up for lost revenue due to the Wuhan Flu), she's watering down the mouth wash to save a few dollars. I know that she's a ruthless Asian businesswoman who makes millions a year and pays no tax, but FFS, please don't water down the fucking mouthwash!

When this Wuhan Flu hit, I vowed to limit my contact with Chinese businesses and to buy from Australians. Unfortunately, the Chinese have cornered the market on all essential services, so we have no choice. Essential services like brothels, rub and tug joints, dry cleaning, clothes mending and bubble cups! Hahahaha.

[BaddHabbit]

What's the pricing like over at that shop? Sounds like a good shop to keep in mind when the corona stuff calms down!

533 is my favourite Sydney shop. $150 for an hour.

[BaddHabbit]

All brothels and massage parlours which provide extra services have been in full operation in NSW since 13 June. Revenue for massage parlours is still down compared to pre-Wuhan, but the brothels are jam packed with punters. All that time in isolation means those horny mongers are now desperate bust a nut. I note that many places have taken the opportunity to jack up prices.

Got a text from mamasan at 533 Willoughby that they would be reopening on July 1. Haven't heard anything about prices going up, sure hope not.