Sydney

[Eric Cartman]

Well, intrepid Readers, Cartman's reign of indulgence continues in Sydney. After my mid-afternoon escapade at Salon Kitty, it was time for a return trip to Michelle's (135 Bayswater Rd. , about 10 mins walk from Kings Cross.- see previous report). An amazing, think, tight-bodied, 5'2 former ballet dancer name Audrey just rocked my world. But first the story. (Hey, she said she used to be a ballet dancer, and I'm running with the illusion.).

So after SK, I head back to my hotel, shower up, and do a long walk down Oxford Street into Paddington. I end up at the Woolhara Hotel, enjoy a fine beer or two (Cooper's on Draught! ), and light up a Bolivar Belicoso. Then it's a rambling walk back through Paddington to 5 Ways (5 way intersection, with a bunch of restaurants and cafes) for a mediocre dinner at Eat Thai. I realize I am half way to Michelle's. It's about 7. 30pm. It's time for the day's 2nd round.

A short walk down to Bayswater Road (Paddington.> Rushcutter's Bay.> Michelle's) and I'm there. I tell the receptionist that I'd been there the day before and had 2 good experiences, but really want a girl who can give a strong massage and also a GFE. She gives me a list of 6 available girls but recommends Audrey or Natalie. Natalie is a 20-something super hot German girl with pierced tongue who I'd met but not chosen the day before. Audrey turns out to be this petite, long brown hair, super cute, super tight bodied Aussie who claims to give an uber massage and demonstrates on my shoulders. Tough choice! The receptionst helps me figure out the Audrey is only available tonight, whereas Natalie can be booked for Friday evening.- which I do, and then go see Audrey.

$170 for the hour, again. This hot little girl gives me a strong, painful massage worthy of some large Swedish brute of a woman.- unbelievable Plus, she climbs on top of me and writhes around like a cat in heat. Watching her in the mirror, straddling my back, licking my ear, and pulling The Unit under the table, is PURE BLISS. When she finally flips me over, I can barely keep from eating her up. I actually get her to kiss me a little, and she works me so sexily to the Happy Ending it feels like making love to your girlfriend. Her body is covered in sweat and I just want to lick it off her. Dang! I'm sure she would have done "extras" (French, etc.) if pressed, but there was no need. I will be sore tomorrow (in a good way) from her massage, and happy at the memory of the rest of it.

So, again, Michelle's delivers. For those of you playing the home game, here are the specs:

At Michelle's 135 Bayswater Road, Rushcutter's Bay, Sydney ph. 9357 6133 www.atmichelles.com

By the way, I did go to the Zoo today and spend time on Circular Quay near the Opera House, so I feel at least moderately touristy

Cartman in Australia ("Crikey! ")

[Marvil Kock]

Do anyone know of any nice place around Parramatta. Or any nice Asian private girl's

First time in Sydney.

[Eric Cartman]

Just got back from an hour long session at Salon Kitty's. It's located about a 15 minute walk (hey I walk slow, and it's all uphill!) from Central Station in Sydney. You head south on Elizabeth Street to Cleveland St, then hook a left down about a block to 310 Cleveland. Nice waiting room with leather chairs, and glass display cases with tons of bondage gear, dildos, electric equipment etc.

I'd emailed the woman who runs the house, Amanda, in advance to ask her who would be a good sensual mistress for some -- stop reading now if you don't dig this kinky shit -- light BSDM and role reversal (prostate massage etc). She'd recommended a few "mistresses" includng Tahlia, who I set up in advance (with a $50 deposit). Tahlia is 28, tall (5'10 without her stripper vinyl boots, which add like a foot LOL), and dead sexy -- slim, great natural breasts, long dark hair. Stunning. Very playful and good sport, and a great dirty talker. You can find a ton of information on the Salon Kitty's website, including pics of most of the ladies.

Overall it was a good kinky ole' time, but a tad pricy -- $385 all in for like an hour. Then again, I paid about $500 to an independent in Manhattan for similar service, so I guess it's all relative.

Getting my freak on.

-Cartman in Australia ("Crikey!"

[Eric Cartman]

Went to At Michelle's yesterday. It's on 135 Bayswater, which is on the right side of the street (a large commercial street feeding out of the city tunnel) as you walk east from King's Cross (turns into Bayswater). It's about a 10 min walk down a big (! ) hill.

Inside, it is modern and clean with a lot of rooms. The receptionist was talkative, but got a little ticked off when I told her I'd been to Misty's and not had a spectacular time. She sort of went into this rant about Misty's having cheaper hooker type backpackers, not being able to keep regular girls, and said something to the effect that Misty's had to close by April. *shrug*

4 girls were available and I took a short, dark-haired English girl named Amber. Amber was very friendly and gave an OK massage. She got off on my fingering her.- this girl got very very wet, and I gave her a good 2-finger pistoning as she straddled me. She also played with Mr. Browneye but it costs me an extra $30. Rate was $170 flat for an hour, with $30 tip.

After Amber, I went back down to reception and explained I still had an hour to kill. So I looked at a few more girls and ended up choosing a tall blonde Aussie (can't remember her name, arg! ). Same pricing. $170 for 1 hour, which is way cheaper than Misty's btw. She gave me an aggressive, strong massage that was *excellent*. She also got extremely teasing/GFE friendly during the wanking. Would have done other extra (French, fingers) for sure, but I was just happy with the basics. Very sexy and very good fake intimacy. Excellent time.

I will probably go back before my trip is over. On balance, so far Michelle's seems better than Misty's.- better pricing, better girls.

-Cartman in Australia ("Crikey!")

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[Barry D]

Ashley herself recommended that I go to Stiletto -- said she had a friend who used to work there, and it was good.

Yes, Stilettos is good, in fact is the nicest place I have been to. Very flash & professional inside, with spectacular rooms. All very clean & classy. Also, the girls are a cut above a lot of the skanks you find in the cheaper places. In fact, I had an hour with Donna tonight (long time between drinks, but well worth the wait).

Having said all that, it all comes at a price - $310/hr.

As is always the case in life, you get what you pay for.

[Eric Cartman]

Anyone know if Misty's closed? Their website appears to be down. I'm headed to Sydney for the first time in 5 years and I'd like to get set to visit the best places. It had been highly recommended.

Thx.

OK, I landed at 8am in Sydney today March 3 2007 and by 3pm had gone to Misty's at the new location, 3 Tusculum St. which is on the border of Potts Point and Kings X, just off Macleay. It's pretty easy to find and seems safe/residential, except you have to walk through Kings X to get there.

Place is still in various state of being refurbished -- it's basically an old house, with some Historic Register issues, that they took over and are re-doing inside. I told the entry woman that their website was down and she shook her head in frustration.

She told me there were 3 girls working and that I should knock on the door of the room to each to see them. 2 were English, 1 was Aussie. I picked the Aussie, a tall (5'10?) brunette with relatively slim body and big (fake?) ole' titties. Ashley. Paid $150 for 45 mins to the receptionst (I think it is $120 for 30 mins, $150 for 45, and $180 for an hour?).

Ashley was friendly but (a) not a very good masseuse, and (b) not a very dirty wanker. I asked her to talk dirty but she barley did. Her technique, while ulimately effective, was kind of bland.

Overall, I'm glad I went, I may well go back, but I will tell the receptionst I need someone with more passion for her work I guess.

Ashley herself recommended that I go to Stiletto -- said she had a friend who used to work there, and it was good.

Cartman

[Eric Cartman]

Anyone know if Misty's closed? Their website appears to be down. I'm headed to Sydney for the first time in 5 years and I'd like to get set to visit the best places. It had been highly recommended.

Thx.

Have visited Misty's new R&T place in Tusculum St, Kings X, twice in the last week. They are slow to finish the renovating but it is still quite OK. The parking is a problem in this area, not as convenient as the old digs at Bondi Junction. I think all the establishments are gone now, Michelles has also relocated to the Kings Cross area.

First was Phoebe, lovely local slim blonde short hair in 20's with great attitude, great massage with happy ending.

Next was Sandra, swedish tourist early 20's brunette, a little chubby but loves to cuddle and very friendly. Wonderful massage.

I reccommend either of these ladies. No FS from most of Misty's girls, but I go there for the pampering. Suggest 509 Crown for the works as previously reported.

[Joel Goodsen]

Some reports have appeared on a local forum about a shop at 269 Canterbury Rd, offering 1/2 hr FS for $50...yes $50. Chinese girls in their late 20s to 40s, "average" looking, rooms are a bit austere, only massage tables, but clean and air conditioned. Some BB on offer, not sure if just for BJ, or FS too.

I might be over that way next week, so will try and check it out.

I think there was a similar setup in Strathfield, I went a couple of times a few years ago.. 22 or 20 Everton Rd? Kind of same thing - 1/2 hr full service for $50, Chinese girls late 20's to 40's. Would like to underscore the "average" looks of the girls there, but must say that it had the odd nice one.. only massage tables too, but clean and air conditioned - no, definitely not clean. Door bell kept ringing in that place, amazing..

[Joel Goodsen]

.. always [CodeWord134] right after cumming. my doctor agreed with the idea.
in fact it worked for me along time ago.

yes, it's a good tip i suppose, i do kind of the same.. after some incidental bb action, i hop in the shower, [CodeWord134] and wash with lots of soap... i don't know what a doctors advice would be on the washing with soap, but it certainly washes away a tiny bit of the guilt.

i never had any std except for one time when i drilled down on the arse of jakarta street prostitute -how stupid- and came down with chlamydia.. quite innocent and easily treated, chlamydia, but it shows that although the peeing and washing method might help in preventing, it's definitely not std proof.

[Virgil]

i peed right after, don't you worry!

yes. i've already been down to livingstone rd clinic. they told me to wait 4-5 weeks and to only have protected sex in the meantime.

virgil, out!

here is a little tip that worked for me. always [CodeWord134] right after cumming. my doctor agreed with the idea.

in fact it worked for me along time ago.

i picked this hitchhiker, took her to my apartment and fucked her. i peed right after. i went to work that night. she stayed at my apartment, my roommate fucked her, did not [CodeWord134] and got the clap.

[World Travel 69]

here is a little tip that worked for me. always [CodeWord134] right after cumming. my doctor agreed with the idea.
in fact it worked for me along time ago.
i picked this hitchhiker, took her to my apartment and fucked her. i peed right after. i went to work that night. she stayed at my apartment, my roommate fucked her, did not [CodeWord134] and got the clap.

interesting.. i visited there about 3 years back, and it was quite good.. there were about 8 girls in the lineup, and mostly korean and jap., the place was clean at that time.
i guess it has since changed hands.. and gone the usual way down.

i recently had a condom break as well.. happened at forest rd., hurstville (new chinese place).. the chinese girl had used oil on my rod, and then put a rubber.. like doh.. i didnt realize this until later, and when we finished i knew it had broken which it was. since she was about 23, she was more freaked than i was, and wanted to run out and get a pill right away.

don't be too worried about tests coming back bad.. you should be ok. most nasties will show up in a week or so.. but for the big a, you will need to wait a month or so.. but since she is almost sure to be hetero only, and sounds a bit newbie, you should be fine.

[Freeman 418]

No, This IS correct.. there's 2 places I know of.. one at Burwood (never been), and another across from Mercure Hotel at central, on level 4.. (forgot the actual address)

BUT..

the one on top of central.. cleanliness is OK. However, the girls give massage and HJ fully clothed, and the second you even think about touching or asking for more, they will hit you with requests for more cash. If you want to TOUCH (i know lol), its an extra 20-30, then they will lay the most ridiculous prices on you, such as sex for $300 (lol).. these girls are straight off the boat from China, by the way. The HJ is done OK, depends on the girl.
Another tip, be careful to look at the clock when you start, sometimes the girls will try finish up early.

This place is popular with asians, but a fair amount of westerners are now going.. (no race problems here).

price is $50 at the door for 1 hr massage and HJ (but remember the above pointers.. and the girls WILL try to fleece).

Overall it's OK, but I still prefer say $50-60 half hour, but the girl is naked, and I get to do as I like (with exception of FS).

F., $55 for a 1 hour massage and HJ sounds actually like a very good deal... $55- maybe a little typo?

[Freeman 418]

interesting.. i visited there about 3 years back, and it was quite good.. there were about 8 girls in the lineup, and mostly korean and jap., the place was clean at that time.
i guess it has since changed hands.. and gone the usual way down.

i recently had a condom break as well.. happened at forest rd., hurstville (new chinese place).. the chinese girl had used oil on my rod, and then put a rubber.. like doh.. i didnt realize this until later, and when we finished i knew it had broken which it was. since she was about 23, she was more freaked than i was, and wanted to run out and get a pill right away.

don't be too worried about tests coming back bad.. you should be ok. most nasties will show up in a week or so.. but for the big a, you will need to wait a month or so.. but since she is almost sure to be hetero only, and sounds a bit newbie, you should be fine.

gentlemen,

it is with regret that i visited 127 regent street today. boy that place is a dump. 2 girls were busy and there was only one available. as i was short on time i took up the offer. $150 per hour.

the room was filthy. i mean, the floor was so dirty that i almost showered in my socks. the girl's name was kiku, or something like that. new, chinese, with a round face. d cup, about 36-28-36. pretty ordinary really. she'd had a kid, too.

hardly spoke to me. no warm up to speak of, straight into covered oral. pretty lack-luster performance. sex was like. doing it with a seal. yep! that's how i'd describe it. then. the condom broke. wtf? in 20 years i'd never had a condom break. we were just getting started too. with the seal, i mean.

i was in the shower in a flash. and [CodeWord134]'d right there and then to clean the system out. so now i've got the dredded 2 week wait followed by a blood test.

i was out of there inside of 20 minutes. mama gave me back $30. wow! . suppose it will help with the doctor's bill.

gentlemen, do not go to 127 regent street. although the condom accident might have happened anywhere the place is filthy and not worth the effort. there is a lot of finer asian establishments around.

virgil, out!

[Virgil]

gentlemen,

it is with regret that i visited 127 regent street today. boy that place is a dump. 2 girls were busy and there was only one available. as i was short on time i took up the offer. $150 per hour.

the room was filthy. i mean, the floor was so dirty that i almost showered in my socks. the girl's name was kiku, or something like that. new, chinese, with a round face. d cup, about 36-28-36. pretty ordinary really. she'd had a kid, too.

hardly spoke to me. no warm up to speak of, straight into covered oral. pretty lack-luster performance. sex was like. doing it with a seal. yep! that's how i'd describe it. then. the condom broke. wtf? in 20 years i'd never had a condom break. we were just getting started too. with the seal, i mean.

i was in the shower in a flash. and [CodeWord134]'d right there and then to clean the system out. so now i've got the dredded 2 week wait followed by a blood test.

i was out of there inside of 20 minutes. mama gave me back $30. wow! . suppose it will help with the doctor's bill.

gentlemen, do not go to 127 regent street. although the condom accident might have happened anywhere the place is filthy and not worth the effort. there is a lot of finer asian establishments around.

virgil, out!

[Big Bossman]

The building they are in will be going under reconstruction soon - not sure when it is starting, however the boss gave me some telephone numbers that can be used while the construction work is going on.

They are as follows:
0425332269
0417440770

She said that she will be able to arrange girls for you, whatever that means.

Happy mongering.