Sydney

[CBGBConnisur]

Sydney is just not a good place for the hobby, everything is ridiculously overpriced. Why the hell does someone pay $270 for a Malay prostitute in Sydney when you could probably get better quality and looks in her home country? That much money is a month's wages in Malaysia, she smiles at all you dumb morons who pay that much. Headed to Deutschland soon, good quality EU women with better hygiene and looks. The HIV rate in Southeast Asia is through the roof.

[Freeman 418]

Great post Potluck.

My comments are-

- I only had a Malaysian once, it was in Clevland st., near corner of Elizabeth St. She was young (under 25), hot body, but would not let me near her pussy.. I wonder if it is something to do with Malays. I have never had this problem before or after, and always get daty if I want it.

- yes $270/45 mins, is very pricey (for me).. even Venus is 220 for 1 hr. Again, amazed she didn't allow daty, esp. at that price.

- So you got to 509 Crown.. that's unfort. you got one you didn't like.. I've had good experiences (2) in the past. I was there about 2 months ago and there was an 8 girl line-up. 6/8 were do-able.

I also cannot stand unshaven (or worse jungle) pussy.. I don't know why they do it (though I know some Chinese do it because some azn guys thing it is good luck or some weird reason).

If she was 30+ you can bet she was supporting a kid, yeah.. and/or making a quick buck here before flying back to Korea with the dough.

- I do think you would get more success with daty etc. if you DID shave the beard.. I never have a problem myself getting daty, though I always appear as clean cut etc., and I think the "clean" impression does give me more of a chance if I want it. Stupid, I know, but still, some azns have funny ideas about what is clean and not clean.

Let us know how Granville or Parra goes. I have not tried the West. Heard mixed reports from Cowper St., and Marsh St.

I reckon the asian, especially the korean scene in Sydney has gone downhill in recent months, the last 3 of my experiences have been very average to say the least. I'm in desperate need of a GFE but I can't find one! PLEASE HELP

271 Marrickville Rd, I think paid $140?? (can't remember now) for 45 mins, it was before 5pm so whatever the standard price was. Got a starfish malaysian girl who couldn't stop saying fucky fucky and sucky sucky. She was about 30 and had a bit of cellulite here and there, ugly teeth...didn't let me finger her or daty. Really mechanical - I gave her about 6.5 for looks and 5 for performance - totally given up on 271 marrickville road now, more bad experiences than good.

I went to Angel Town one night a couple of weeks afterwards. It is a Korean brothel in Enmore, surroundings are nice and clean and they play all manner of jap porn on the TVs - I really should've spent my $270/45 at Stilletos instead and gone for a blonde/brunette chick. It was a long weekend I think - anyway not many girls available so I got Lisa - cute 5'7" Korean chick but with no tits and no arse. Didn't allow daty - bit of a starfish, wasn't allowed to kiss her, at least her pussy was tight. Cos she had a tight pussy I'd rate the performance a 7.5 as they're becoming rare, for looks she also gets a 7.5. I wouldn't go back though - at $270/45 for night time prices its absolutely ridiculous - I only went cos the lineups everywhere else that night were horrible.

So I'm thinking I want a GFE - the one place that ain't going to let me down is 509 Crown. I went there last night, it's too busy for its own good now, and I was disappointed badly last night.

I got a lineup of 3 chicks of which only 1 was doable. Her name was Mandy - she's new and to be avoided like the plague. Had a push up bra so I was cheated from the beginning, when she strips I find that she has small droopy tits and a body with very few curves, far too skinny for my liking - this really isn't my thing. Can't speak a word of English, isn't interesting in conversing with her customer at all and looks totally disinterested. She showers me unenthusiastically - doesn't give me the body slide - I didn't mind cos that meant more time on the bed. She didn't like the fact that I had a really hairy chest, hairy legs and a full beard - maybe I should at least shave the beard next time. She does alright with the body licking and the hot tea bbbj.

But when it came time to do the deed, this has got to rate as one of the worse roots I've ever had! It's worse than starfish - its outright necrophilia - she stares at the ceiling and scratches her body cos she's itchy while I'm on top. We do a few positions - doggy, spooning, mish, she's not interested in cowgirl cos that would mean she's gotta do some work. What's more is that some guy with a massive schlong must've pounded her before me cos her pussy was cavernous or she's had a kid! This woman looked at least 30+ from the boob droop but she was only 5'3 at most and definitely less than 50kgs. Her pussy lips were small which hid the fact that she was so accomodating on the inside. Body/Frame size doesn't give a clue to pussy size.

She'd never heard of a razor either, I haven't seen a pussy that hairy in my life - the rest of her body was hairless apart from her head but that was some serious bush! This rated as my biggest waste of $220/hr in my life. I told the papasans afterwards and I will be returning cos they've got a good record but geez....avoid Mandy at 509 Crown.

So its my conclusion (from 3 bad ones in a row) that Asian pussy in Sydney is just dropping in standards. I'm at a loss to what I'm going to do now - I've been wanting to try out the Granville/Parramatta places cos I'm sick of Koreans now - have to give the Chinese girls a go, possibly better value. haven't had a good p4p root for yonks now.

[Freeman 418]

i haven't found it myself, but generally (for me) the th@i brothels/msg places had girls who were better, there was one i found about 4 months ago in pyrmont (who was half singaporean/thai) who was the best i've ever had, and did cim for extra.. but i couldn't find her anymore after that, so she might have gone back.
i've heard some good reports from xanadu in pitt., but again, that's hit and miss depending on who is working on the day.

anyone been to oasis on clevland st. (chippendale) ?? i did hear a good report there for this sort of thing as well (girl was indo)..

any recommendations for a girl who is is qualified at mind numbing blowjobs ? price is less important than quality. what a pity i'm not in los - just head to [CodeWord901]'s, 600 thb and a choice of post-graduate expert linguists.

so any suggestions ?

[CBGBConnisur]

Expert cocksuckers are hard to find in Oz, but you will find expert ass reamers in the figurative sense. Go to the Germany FKK section if you want to know more. There is nothing like live nude girls to suck your cock.

[Potluck]

I agree with most of this.. though I would never go to Tiffany's personally .. too caucasion for me, i prefer the azn scene.

I reckon the asian, especially the korean scene in Sydney has gone downhill in recent months, the last 3 of my experiences have been very average to say the least. I'm in desperate need of a GFE but I can't find one! PLEASE HELP

271 Marrickville Rd, I think paid $140?? (can't remember now) for 45 mins, it was before 5pm so whatever the standard price was. Got a starfish malaysian girl who couldn't stop saying fucky fucky and sucky sucky. She was about 30 and had a bit of cellulite here and there, ugly teeth...didn't let me finger her or daty. Really mechanical - I gave her about 6.5 for looks and 5 for performance - totally given up on 271 marrickville road now, more bad experiences than good.

I went to Angel Town one night a couple of weeks afterwards. It is a Korean brothel in Enmore, surroundings are nice and clean and they play all manner of jap porn on the TVs - I really should've spent my $270/45 at Stilletos instead and gone for a blonde/brunette chick. It was a long weekend I think - anyway not many girls available so I got Lisa - cute 5'7" Korean chick but with no tits and no arse. Didn't allow daty - bit of a starfish, wasn't allowed to kiss her, at least her pussy was tight. Cos she had a tight pussy I'd rate the performance a 7.5 as they're becoming rare, for looks she also gets a 7.5. I wouldn't go back though - at $270/45 for night time prices its absolutely ridiculous - I only went cos the lineups everywhere else that night were horrible.

So I'm thinking I want a GFE - the one place that ain't going to let me down is 509 Crown. I went there last night, it's too busy for its own good now, and I was disappointed badly last night.

I got a lineup of 3 chicks of which only 1 was doable. Her name was Mandy - she's new and to be avoided like the plague. Had a push up bra so I was cheated from the beginning, when she strips I find that she has small droopy tits and a body with very few curves, far too skinny for my liking - this really isn't my thing. Can't speak a word of English, isn't interesting in conversing with her customer at all and looks totally disinterested. She showers me unenthusiastically - doesn't give me the body slide - I didn't mind cos that meant more time on the bed. She didn't like the fact that I had a really hairy chest, hairy legs and a full beard - maybe I should at least shave the beard next time. She does alright with the body licking and the hot tea bbbj.

But when it came time to do the deed, this has got to rate as one of the worse roots I've ever had! It's worse than starfish - its outright necrophilia - she stares at the ceiling and scratches her body cos she's itchy while I'm on top. We do a few positions - doggy, spooning, mish, she's not interested in cowgirl cos that would mean she's gotta do some work. What's more is that some guy with a massive schlong must've pounded her before me cos her pussy was cavernous or she's had a kid! This woman looked at least 30+ from the boob droop but she was only 5'3 at most and definitely less than 50kgs. Her pussy lips were small which hid the fact that she was so accomodating on the inside. Body/Frame size doesn't give a clue to pussy size.

She'd never heard of a razor either, I haven't seen a pussy that hairy in my life - the rest of her body was hairless apart from her head but that was some serious bush! This rated as my biggest waste of $220/hr in my life. I told the papasans afterwards and I will be returning cos they've got a good record but geez....avoid Mandy at 509 Crown.

So its my conclusion (from 3 bad ones in a row) that Asian pussy in Sydney is just dropping in standards. I'm at a loss to what I'm going to do now - I've been wanting to try out the Granville/Parramatta places cos I'm sick of Koreans now - have to give the Chinese girls a go, possibly better value. haven't had a good p4p root for yonks now.

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[Pahllus Maximus]

any recommendations for a girl who is is qualified at mind numbing blowjobs ? price is less important than quality. what a pity i'm not in los - just head to [CodeWord901]'s, 600 thb and a choice of post-graduate expert linguists.

so any suggestions ?

[Freeman 418]

I agree with most of this.. though I would never go to Tiffany's personally .. too caucasion for me, i prefer the azn scene.

The thing is, some of the azn girls I've had really DO do a much better job than the standard aussie/western hooker.. and the prices I pay are half what some of the "usual" places (such as tiffany's) are charging.. so for me to give an extra, which still makes it under a "tiffany's" price range, isn't a big deal.

but point taken, it does set a precedent, which isn't a good thing.. and which has also made thailand a bit too 'tip' expectant of late.

Don't ever tip a prostitute, if you do then the next bloke will have to pay extra. I don't think any prostitute in Australia is worth it, you are already overpaying anyhow. I recently paid a visit to Tiffanys on Albion Street in Surry Hills, paid about $160 for a cruddy sex session. I thought about Thailand but now decided on going to Eastern Europe.

[CBGBConnisur]

Steve, compared to the USA, any country is better for p4p. My frame of reference is different. Try Germany and its FKK clubs, then you will know why I think Australia sucks for this hobby. There are several thousand posts under the FKK club section versus a few hundred for the entire Oz section.

[Cebu Steve]

I visited Sydney for the second time in March of this year. (Sorry for the delay in posting these reports).

Got 3 visits in, will try to report on at least 2 as I remember enough of the details.

First visit was to La Petite Aroma. This place is a pretty big brothel 10 minutes from downtown Sydney, very close to the Chattswood station.

See http://www.lapetitearoma.com. Au/ for details on location and contact info.

On entering, they seated me in a small sort of a booth with a couch and a tv. They offered a beverage and proceeded to bring the available girls by for introduction.

I had seen a tall hot blond when I entered. She had D cups, and I quickly decided that a leggy blond with nice big breasts would be my selection. Unfortunately, the mamasan said no dice. She was taken.

A few more ladies were brought by, none really struck my fancy. When I finally saw one I liked, I asked the next girl to send the mama over. I asked for that girl by name. Mama went away for about 10 minutes. She comes back and says "not available, was just taken". Damn! That sucks, and now I'm thinking of just leaving. But then again, the Paris Hilton video is playing on the tv. I've never seen it, and I decide to wait and see who else is here.

A couple of more ladies stop by, then a young, beautiful, sexy blond. Ruby is about 5' 5'', looks about 110, small see's. Her body looks great, sexy look, nice lips. I like everything about her. I don't want to miss again, so even though it's not the procedure, I pretty much just say "Ruby, if you are available, I'd like to choose you". It's arranged and we are shown to a room.

A quick inspection under a bright light passes fast. Can't say I like having my equipment looked over by a working girl, but I know it's the drill, so I just go along with it. Takes like a minute and no big deal. After a shower we get down to it on the bed.

For me a true gfe requires a gf. No matter how great the attitude of a girl I'm paying is, I still know I'm paying her. Ruby's attitude was awesome. Great smile, liked to kiss and be touched. She seemed to love everything about sex. Her breasts were great. Her body was so nice, I almost couldn't believe I was doing a girl this hot. Good cbj, even though I don't love covered, just seeing my cock in her mouth was such a turn on. She was responsive, loved being touched. Great legs, nice ass. Every position I wanted.

Overall, superb session. I was lucky the first two girls I wanted were not available. Ruby was incredible.

Looks 9/10
Body 9/10
Attitude 9.5/10
Service 9/10

Repeat - Definitely

Cost - I went for 30 minute at $A150.

CS

[Cebu Steve]

I was almost shocked to read how bad some view the mongering scene in Oz. I've only been there twice on business - in October 2005 and again this March. I owe a couple of reports from my more recent visit.

Overall as an American, the things I was struck by were:
- Ease of access to p4p women
- Variety. Asians from several countries, blondes, brunettes, Indian.
- Value. This is a matter of perspective. Obviously expensive compared to Thailand, the Philippines, Viet Nam and many other places. But I thought Sydney was a great value compared to the U.S. and likely most of Western Europe.

In the matter of a week I got to nail a beautiful Korean girl, a sexy Indian with great legs a nice ass and great tits. And the third was the best. A beautiful blond with an incredible body. And each cost the equivalent of around $100 U.S (give or take).

Would I want to live there? Don't know. Would I be psyched to "have" to go again on business? You bet!!

I'll get to those overdue reports.

CS

[Murilloa]

Wherever the Baxter place is, let's hope they know how to keep their detainees detained, but...

CGB, aren't you the one who was always praising Aussie to the skies and pissing on the poms? Change of heart, change of orientation, change of asshole?

[Mr Lordi]

Asstralia is a worthless shithole country with shithole people.

Just try saying that out the front of Baxter Detention Centre.

[Petemcc]

Asstralia is a worthless shithole country with shithole people.

Bye bye! Make sure you don't come back.

[CBGBConnisur]

A small question on tipping:

Today I had a very nice message at one of the usual asian type oil massage in the side-street places.

I don't normally tip, but the girl did a really good job and also allowed me DATY etc. as a part of it, so as I left i gave her a small tip. She said thanks very much, but I really could not tell if she was expecting it or not. In the past I have given one, and the girl was even surprised (though it is rare for me to do so in Sydney, and even then only in the 10-20 range, else you're moving up to the next level of service).

Do you guys ever give tips for massages (or FS) in Sydney, or not?? It might just be on my brain at the moment, because I have just returned from Thailand, and tipping is a big point there.. unlike here in Sydney.

Cheers,

F.

Don't ever tip a prostitute, if you do then the next bloke will have to pay extra. I don't think any prostitute in Australia is worth it, you are already overpaying anyhow. I recently paid a visit to Tiffanys on Albion Street in Surry Hills, paid about $160 for a cruddy sex session. I thought about Thailand but now decided on going to Eastern Europe.

[Freeman 418]

A small question on tipping:

Today I had a very nice message at one of the usual asian type oil massage in the side-street places.

I don't normally tip, but the girl did a really good job and also allowed me DATY etc. as a part of it, so as I left i gave her a small tip. She said thanks very much, but I really could not tell if she was expecting it or not. In the past I have given one, and the girl was even surprised (though it is rare for me to do so in Sydney, and even then only in the 10-20 range, else you're moving up to the next level of service).

Do you guys ever give tips for massages (or FS) in Sydney, or not?? It might just be on my brain at the moment, because I have just returned from Thailand, and tipping is a big point there.. unlike here in Sydney.

Cheers,

F.