Auckland

[Hunkker Henson]

Hello, again.

Just a quick note to the effect I will be dropping 3 new reviews soonish, just to keep these forums alive.

2 reports will be fairly recent ones, the third one I'm digging out of 2008, mid year if memory serves me correctly.

Of the recent ones, one is a 1 star rating. All I can tell you; the pain, the pain, why won't the pain go away?

The other one is a 5 star familiar face.

The one from 2008 I'm going to post here because the recent 1 star experience reminded me of her. In fact both these two 1 star performers (the pain!) have been featured here before. Well, one of them for sure, the other one could be the imposter and I'm hoping somebody might be able to confirm it. Somebody who was a prominent poster on these boards few years back. (Nope, it's not our friend Stickman).

For now lets not reveal the names until the reports are ready. Hope you will enjoy them, find them entertaining and useful.

[Rude Beast]

I had a bit of time on my hands so picked up a copy of The Truth and rang Candy who I recognised from one of Hunkkers earlier posts. After a few rings she answered I confirmed the prices ($60 half hour/$100 one hour) and the address. I made doubly sure about the address repeating it back a couple of times to avoid arriving at the wrong place. Was fairly easy to find and I parked in a side street nearby.

When I arrived she opened the door and I could immediately see she was quite curvy. She was home alone and led me to the bedroom and turned some porn on. As I got undressed I paid her and she gave me a mint. We laid on the bed and she started to give me a massage before putting a cover on and giving me a BJ. We then moved to her on top so I suck on her tits, after a couple of minutes we switched positions and I finished fairly quickly, quicker than I would have liked but oh well.

She spent the rest of the time giving me a good firm massage. She is friendly and likes to chat. There was no hint of her clock watching, in fact the opposite and it was me who said it was time to go.

All in all a good experience and value at $60.

[Rude Beast]

I had a bit of time on my hands so picked up a copy of The Truth and rang Candy who I recognised from one of Hunkkers earlier posts. After a few rings she answered I confirmed the prices ($60 half hour/$100 one hour) and the address. I made doubly sure about the address repeating it back a couple of times to avoid arriving at the wrong place. Was fairly easy to find and I parked in a side street nearby.

When I arrived she opened the door and I could immediately see she was quite curvy. She was home alone and led me to the bedroom and turned some porn on. As I got undressed I paid her and she gave me a mint. We laid on the bed and she started to give me a massage before putting a cover on and giving me a BJ. We then moved to her on top so I suck on her tits, after a couple of minutes we switched positions and I finished fairly quickly, quicker than I would have liked but oh well.

She spent the rest of the time giving me a good firm massage. She is friendly and likes to chat. There was no hint of her clock watching, in fact the opposite and it was me who said it was time to go.

All in all a good experience and value at $60.

[Kiwistickman]

yeah, i've been to the white house last year myself too. occasion was one of the workmates birthday, so it seemed appropriate for five of us plus one lesbian to pop in for some eye candy and have a few drinks. well, one drink only for me since i don't usually drink, but in this case it seemed appropriate to join in and toast the birthday celebrant.

as far as entertainment value goes, white house was a good experience. nice shows, nice girls, good atmosphere, just as described by our friend beaver here. you will be entertained for the evening without needing to spend much money if you just want to feast your eyes and senses, without intending to bite your teeth into any flesh, sort of speak. we were attired smart casual since just finished work, but yeah they don't seem to be too stringent on what you wear like some places.

interesting place was "monica's" just underneath the white house. sort of a basement type outlet. the doors are open just enough so the curious eyes can have a sneak peek at stunning looking women lined up on the chairs (market range of $180-$220). well, the monica's girls were stunning to me, considering the market i usually move in ($60-$80). not sure what up class market connoisseurs would think of them.

type in "nz girls" into google like stickmain said. the website that comes up serves your market.

with her being young, wet and tight this nicole sounds like a girl most guys here wouldn't mind doing all the work. just out of curiosity, how much was the payment for the whole affair?

ok, at this point i would have a giant red flashing alarm at the back of my mind, but since it wasn't her pussy, probably one of the shops underneath was a fish and chip shop or a fishmonger or similar. which goes to show the importance of location selection when initially setting up a knock shop business.

yeah, for $80 would still prefer birkenhead ave shop for fs. just out of curiosity, any chance for the last four digits in the mobile number, just to flag it in my records? would appreciate it.

no and chip shop under, a real estate agent! sorry, can't remember the number but the ad in the paper began with albany and it is on the far left of the main street heading north.

[PowerLord]

Hunkker Henson asked. With her being young, wet and tight this Nicole sounds like a girl most guys here wouldn't mind doing all the work. Just out of curiosity, how much was the payment for the whole affair?

Sorry for the late reply, but did not have time these last few days. The total cost was $140 for half an hour but it took about 45 mins to get over and no complains. The $140- was because she was a young thing, am planning on going back there to try the other one very soon and will post my report on that as well. Maybe next week.

[Hunkker Henson]

On the Block. 3 x price checks.

1 / Jessica.

Ad sourced from: NZ Herald.

Ethnicity: Asian.

Mob: 0572.

Price range: $120 for half hour Full Service.

2 / Lily.

Ad Sourced from: Truth Weekender.

Ethnicity: Asian.

Price range: $100 for half hour Full Service.

Mob: 3734.

3 / Bella.

Ads: She has them running in both the Herald and Truth. She uses different mobiles for each outlet. So its 4593 for Herald and 3539 for Truth.

Ethnicity: Chinese Singaporean.

Price range: $70 half/$100 full hour for Full Service. Now, that's what has been quoted to me last time I visited her, which was in 2009. So, she could be either on the same price spread or higher than that. The reason I'm placing her here is so that you can identify her in case you stumble upon her ads.

Her primary place of operation is in a Takapuna motel close to Foodtown. It's a pretty good choice of location as it isn't that obvious where it is at first.

My experience was good enough. Not sure how it would stack up now, two years later.

[Hunkker Henson]

hi again, as a continuation from yesterdays field report, reached the white house just before midnite. got to the entrance and paid nz$20 as entrance fee. went straight to the bar. a strip show was in progress by three dancers on the main stage...

yeah, i've been to the white house last year myself too. occasion was one of the workmates birthday, so it seemed appropriate for five of us plus one lesbian to pop in for some eye candy and have a few drinks. well, one drink only for me since i don't usually drink, but in this case it seemed appropriate to join in and toast the birthday celebrant.

as far as entertainment value goes, white house was a good experience. nice shows, nice girls, good atmosphere, just as described by our friend beaver here. you will be entertained for the evening without needing to spend much money if you just want to feast your eyes and senses, without intending to bite your teeth into any flesh, sort of speak. we were attired smart casual since just finished work, but yeah they don't seem to be too stringent on what you wear like some places.

interesting place was "monica's" just underneath the white house. sort of a basement type outlet. the doors are open just enough so the curious eyes can have a sneak peek at stunning looking women lined up on the chairs (market range of $180-$220). well, the monica's girls were stunning to me, considering the market i usually move in ($60-$80). not sure what up class market connoisseurs would think of them.

where can i really find a gorgeous blonde kiwi girls?

type in "nz girls" into google like stickmain said. the website that comes up serves your market.

i would like to to inform all the mongers in auckland of my visit today to a massage parlour called the red building in totara ave in new lynn.

this is my first fr so please bear with me. i am a regular visitor to a few massage parlours in auckland, but have never posted a report. i had a fantastic time today which is why i am letting you guys know.

with her being young, wet and tight this nicole sounds like a girl most guys here wouldn't mind doing all the work. just out of curiosity, how much was the payment for the whole affair?

enter and notice a strong smell of what seemed like rotten fish.

ok, at this point i would have a giant red flashing alarm at the back of my mind, but since it wasn't her pussy, probably one of the shops underneath was a fish and chip shop or a fishmonger or similar. which goes to show the importance of location selection when initially setting up a knock shop business.

overall a standard chinese operation $40 + 20 +20 but won't return.

yeah, for $80 would still prefer birkenhead ave shop for fs. just out of curiosity, any chance for the last four digits in the mobile number, just to flag it in my records? would appreciate it.

[Kiwistickman]

Scanning the theraputic massage in the nz herald and decided to try a place advertised in Albany. Booked for 5. 30pm and found the place at the northern end of the village above a group of 3 shops. Entrance around the side of the building. Door was answered by a reasonably well spoken mainland Chinese woman about 35-40. Quite small and slim."You want one hour daaahling, $40" Ok.

Enter and notice a strong smell of what seemed like rotten fish. Hoped it wasnt her pussy. I undressed an flopped onto a on to the bloody hard massage table. Confirmed the smell was not her pussy when she climbed on to the table and positioned her pussy above my head while massaging down my back with her elbows. Had to reign her in as she was nearly killing me. Overall a good massage and the smell dissapated as time went on.

After the flip was offered a choice of R & or T with a no clothes option, no f / s offered.

Overall a standard Chinese operation $40 + 20 +20 but won't return.

[PowerLord]

I would like to to inform all the mongers in Auckland of my visit today to a massage parlour called The Red Building in Totara Ave in New Lynn.

This is my first FR so please bear with me. I am a regular visitor to a few Massage Parlours in Auckland, but have never posted a report. I had a fantastic time today which is why I am letting you guys know.

The girl I got was a 18 year old Taiwanese girl named Nicole (sounded like Micole). Anyway when I first walked into the massage parlour the mamasan asked me what I wanted and I asked to see the girls. She said there were 5 girls and 2 of them had just turned eighteen. I seldom believe the mamasans when they say this, and the girls were presented. I was presently surprised as the girls did look eightten and I asked the mamasan to give me the one who was good. She sent in Nicole. The only doenside was as she was new to the business there was nothing seh did and I had to do all the work. I kissed her neck as she would not allow kissing on the mouth and sucked her perky tits to no end. I also rubed her pussy and I think she came (at least that is what I like to think). She soon became very wet and I put on the condom. Had a go at missionary style and because she was very tight I came within 5 minutes and it was all over.

Face: 6.

Body: 8.

Pussy: 10 (very tight)

But be very careful as you will have to do all the work.

[EagerBeaver8]

Try googling newzealandgirls

Kiwistickman, Thanks dude.

[EagerBeaver8]

Hi again, As a continuation from yesterdays field report, reached The White House just before midnite. Got to the entrance and paid NZ$20 as entrance fee. Went straight to the bar. A strip show was in progress by three dancers on the main stage. Later, the dancers started roaming around towards customers and doing a "rub down" with their sexy body in return for a generous tips from customers. There were only about 9 customers tonite, considering it's a midweek nite. I guess Friday / Sat nite shud be pack. Dancers-wise, there are about nine of them and rotated taking to the stage. When they are not dancing, they put on their symbolic sexy "wonder woman type" costume with red, blue & white US flag insigna. They look gorgeous in the costumes with their butt sticking out. The good thing about these girls is that they are not pushy. They are very pleasant. I only remembered Sarah by name 'because I booked her for private lap dancing. They charged NZ$60 for a 10 min strip tease show. After paying at the counter, she guide my one flight up the stairs in a small cozy room with a couch. She asked me to remove stuff from my front pocket such as mobile etc to make you more comfortable. She started stripping and sensously moved her naked body and sliding on your lap. She let her beautiful 34c natural breast touch my face. Hmmm. So nice. Then as a final gesture, she spread. Her pussy and let me see close up but no touching please! The 10 minutes was over in a jiffy! She was very friendly. We went back downstairs, and proceed to the bar for another beer. Beer cost NZ$9. The bar tender will return the change in the "Club USD money". This is the non-tearable money that you tip the girl with. It comes in $1, $2or$5 denomination.

Remember I mentioned in my previous report pertaining to dress code. I was really disappointed as two guys that was properly attired. The rest of them were in jeans and sneekers. A bit of a letdown to me, otherwise I could have popped up last night. After I was tired of the show, I went downstairs to "Monica", and booked Maxine. I was wrong yesterday. Actually the NZ$180 for 30 minutes is all in I. E. Massage and full service. Maxine was very friendly and professional. Very sensual woman indeed. I love her style and elegance. Thinking back I should have taken the 45 minutes. All in all it is a great place, I feel very safe. Earlier on a guy was forced to leave the Club because he touches the dancer's pussy whilst trying to slip the tips thru' her G-string. A great place to be whether you are alone or with buddies. Later that night, or morning. A few guys brought their girlfriends in. I left the club at 5 am. A happy man. The Club closed at 6 am.

[Kiwistickman]

Hi everybody. I just got in yesterday. Have checked some night scene last nite. Just popped in Monica at the basement of "WhiteHouse". Nothing really spectacular, they have about 7 girls. Two mixed islanders and the rest locals. There ia one rated as 8 but in the 30s. The rests are about 5-6. Massages NZ$180 for 30 mins and NZ$220 for 45 mins. Full service is between you and the girl. You can negotiate. I didn' do full service 'because I don't find the girl that I booked for massage stimulating enough. Hence, here asking for some help from fellow mongers. Where can I really find a gorgeous blonde Kiwi girls? I didn't go upstairs due to my casual attire.

White House normally demands you to be well dress as it is a Gentleman's club. I will be there tonite with proper attire. Will provide my update tomorrow. Have also tried looking up in the NZ Herald Adult Entertainment section. Called some of them but answers comes from mainly Korean, Japanese and Chinese ladies. I have come all the way to Auckland. Off course I want to try the Kiwi girls instead of other Aaians ladies. I don't have anything against them. Its just that when you are in Rome do as the Romans do! Any help I can get will be greatly appreciated.

An do

Try googling newzealandgirls

[EagerBeaver8]

Hi everybody. I just got in yesterday. Have checked some night scene last nite. Just popped in Monica at the basement of "WhiteHouse". Nothing really spectacular, they have about 7 girls. Two mixed islanders and the rest locals. There ia one rated as 8 but in the 30s. The rests are about 5-6. Massages NZ$180 for 30 mins and NZ$220 for 45 mins. Full service is between you and the girl. You can negotiate. I didn' do full service 'because I don't find the girl that I booked for massage stimulating enough. Hence, here asking for some help from fellow mongers. Where can I really find a gorgeous blonde Kiwi girls? I didn't go upstairs due to my casual attire.

White House normally demands you to be well dress as it is a Gentleman's club. I will be there tonite with proper attire. Will provide my update tomorrow. Have also tried looking up in the NZ Herald Adult Entertainment section. Called some of them but answers comes from mainly Korean, Japanese and Chinese ladies. I have come all the way to Auckland. Off course I want to try the Kiwi girls instead of other Aaians ladies. I don't have anything against them. Its just that when you are in Rome do as the Romans do! Any help I can get will be greatly appreciated.

An do

[Kiwijake]

Hi Jake,

Glad you liked my reports. Hope you found them useful. Yeah, both Yuki and Yoo Yoo were legends of the North Shore scene. At the moment I have implemented saving measures for my trip to Pattaya mid-year, so taking a little break. Having said that, if a good provider comes up for an affordable price, I'll go for it.

Monica in Browns Bay; where does she advertises herself? How much exactly is she charging for half hour? Asian or Euro? Full service?

Cheers,

Hunkker.

Hi mate,

Monica is on NZ Girls site, does full service but thats not my thing so haven't sampled. She is asian, normal RnT pricing. Another good one on the shore is Lena (advertises in the Herald classifieds under therapudic massage session). Not as good looking as Yoyo, but awesome massage.

[Hunkker Henson]

Hunkker,

Very impressed with your work! I hadn't checked the forum for ages and was most pleasantly surprised to find so much action in my absence.

I too have had some great experiences with YoYo and Yuki, sadly both seem to be MIA. Try Monica in browns bay for a similar cost (but not as good on the massage side).

Hi Jake,

Glad you liked my reports. Hope you found them useful. Yeah, both Yuki and Yoo Yoo were legends of the North Shore scene. At the moment I have implemented saving measures for my trip to Pattaya mid-year, so taking a little break. Having said that, if a good provider comes up for an affordable price, I'll go for it.

Monica in Browns Bay; where does she advertises herself? How much exactly is she charging for half hour? Asian or Euro? Full service?

Cheers,

Hunkker.