Auckland

[Valman]

Hi guys,

I just wanted to share my experience here from last Sunday 14/03/10.

I was initially after a mature (35-45) lady, and one (whose name escapes me, dammit!) I just missed out on. I can honestly say she looked not entirely unlike Kim Cattrall.

However.

"Gemma" started talking to me right about then and we spoke for about 10-15 minutes I guess. She is a half-caste (I think) Fiji-Indian, and I have a BIG soft-spot for some of them as they tend to be knockouts. Gemma was no exception. Size 10, long black hair, big brown eyes. Just beautiful.

She did, however, seem a little over-animated when she spoke, which caused a little consternation with me. My gut just wasn't so sure.

I should have listened to my gut. Gemma is a fruitcake.

In the room, every 2 minutes she'd practically shout "What? ", "What did you say?! " when I'd clearly said nothing. She'd burst into fits of hysterical laughter for maybe 30 seconds for no reason then just stop and be kind of lucid again, then it'd start again. I swear she's on meth or something.

The oil "massage" was garbage. Unless you like literally having it thrown on you by the gallon.

It got to the point where nothing happened at all for my $230 and I just wanted out of there. She's a clock-watcher too, but it got to the stage where I was the one watching the clock.

She genuinely started to freak me out a little toward the end.

So to sum up.

Looks: 8/10

Attitude: 0/10

Service: 0/10

Value.20/10

Ability speak and act like a normal person: 9500/10

Avoid!

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[HarryR]

jiggerman,

you may find some of these at otahuhu, papatoetoe and manurewa on the main roads through there and in the streets behind. i haven't been down there for along time but it is just a hit and miss as who is out. the last times i was down there, the number of girls seemed to be less and almost all are maori. i have had a few gems but you just have to take your chances. sometimes you find one or more and other times none.

there use to be a lot of ****d girls in the latter but i don't think there are as many if any now, so you should be safe. but to be shure, just ask their age. it is legals to have sex with a 16 year old but if they are selling it, they have to be 18.

there are also some around liverpool st/howe st at either end of k rd if you are interested. this was one i found in liverpool st a while ago

have fun.

harry

[Red Rex]

Jeez BIrds, even in James Michener's time about 80% of Pacific Island girls here were Kiwified and spoke like kiwis even though they spoke their own language as well, whilst retaining their own essential culture. Do you expect me to go to the States and still see Mohawks with mohawks and speaking no English??

[Karbon]

I was in town and thought I might try Purple Orchids. They have a website with photos. I phoned up and the mamasan gave an address. This turned out to be one the more upmarket apartment complexes on Beach Rd. From the activity they seem to operate out of a couple of rooms on the eighth floor.

Reasonable selection of mostly European and a few Asian, the Euros being surprisingly thin compared to the elephant seals you tend to find everywhere these days. I chose Kiwasian girl called Eva, 19-20, about 5'2, very pretty face and a smile. Nice girl, bubbly, open personality, good service ethic, but has had a baby. The picture of her on the website appears to be accurate as far as it goes. $200. I might try this place again.

[Jiggerman]

Hi from the South Island

Guys. Please tell them where I can find freelancer Polynesian GIRLS in Auckland excluding K Road Area.

Plus any recomendations as well would be great. Heading up that way in a weeks time.

I was told about Manuera? Unsure of Auckland

Thanks Guys

[Richard1]

I just noticed Lance Nz Man updated my list of top girls in auckland.
So that might we worth a look if anyone has missed it.

Onmyway,
In my experience those claiming to be Japanese seem to be the most likely to lie in their ads. But I dont think I have seen any of those so you might need to tell us in your review.

[Kiwistickman]

Unless she has a couple of extra arms there isn't anything special she can do that makes her more than twice as good as the girls out there charging 60 or so.
In fact you could have gone into some places for massage and upgraded to sex with a decent looker for that.

speaking of rip off I went to the china birds place in mt albert sort of area for the same thing. Girl looked like she might be dying of drugs and didn't make up for it at all in terms of skill. I should have saved my 30mins even if I couldn't get the money back...

100% right. I think she charges twice the price because there is twice as much of her!

[Birds]

I had one afternoon free in Auckland after arriving in NZ from Noumea (wife flying in next AM) and perused the the escort sites for a while, but kept coming back to CARINA (new zealand girls) from (supposedly) Tonga. Called her and her voice was straight NZ, but insisted she was Polynesian. So went to her place (guy answers the door, says she's running a little late) but WTH I'm here.

Well, she comes in, and I won't say she's beautiful, but she is straight out of a Gauguin painting (but with a NZ accent) dark hair, olive skin, quintessential Polynesian. I'm too old to have sex twice in an hour, but after 15 minutes it was clear I was going to have to try, and when the knock came at 55 minutes we agreed it was going to happen and it did. So if a long time ago you read James Michener books and thought about Polynesian women, give her a try.

[Onmyway]

Hi. I am new to the site. I was wondering about the quality of women at newzealandgirls. Co. Nz and in particular for the following

Mango

Apple

Catherine

Nicole

Miki

Sophia

Rina

Chelsea

And other Asian women?

Be curious to know how realistic the ads are.

Thanks

[Richard1]

Made an appointment for a $150 oily sensual massage with happy ending

Unless she has a couple of extra arms there isn't anything special she can do that makes her more than twice as good as the girls out there charging 60 or so.
In fact you could have gone into some places for massage and upgraded to sex with a decent looker for that.

speaking of rip off I went to the china birds place in mt albert sort of area for the same thing. Girl looked like she might be dying of drugs and didn't make up for it at all in terms of skill. I should have saved my 30mins even if I couldn't get the money back...

[Kiwistickman]

with a sackful of aquanouts due to bust out i checked my to do list for west auckland where i happened to have some spare time and saw the above was waiting to be checked out.
made an appointment for a $150 oily sensual massage with happy ending (thankyou skycity casino) thinking it must be a bit special. hah!
arrived at house and greeted by the above and shown into the room. told to peel off and lay face down while she heated the oil.
tahlia strips and guys, there is quite a lot of her. having been banging a way at asians lately i was not prepared the acres of bare flesh that was before me. she is a big ass woman. she slops on plenty of warm oil and gives a robotic rub all over with brief excursions to my happy chappy before getting me to flip. more of the same with her looking at some distant place beyond the walls. she began the home strait and i grabbed a handful of flesh to help the lil' fellas find their way out. mission accomplished it was off to the shower and all over.

on the wall she has her menu which begins at $65 for 20 mins up to the $150 for the "hour"! my hour was about 40 mins. now compared with pam and shell who are only a few hundred metres away this was a disappointment.
pam and shell at least do the huffing and the puffing thing, they have a better personality although there service is very much done by numbers, their room has candles and atmosphere, and is only $100 for a full hour!. they don't have a baby squawking in another room either. (ok,so they have a dog!)

had it not been for the casino donation i would be pissed off with this one. the acres of flesh i can handle but the robotic and distant attitude needs adjustment and a lesson in timekeeping would not go amiss. for this kind of money one can do way better. i would not recommend nor will she get a repeat visit.

[George Brown]

I tried the Faber Ave place during the week. Waste of time. Reasonable massage but continually trying to upsell the Hj option for the extra $20. Relented and paid up for a total of $60. Asked me what sped and tension I liked and did the complete opposite to my requirements. After a couple of minutes of her attempts she asked if i could take over as she was getting tired! What!! Do I get my $20 back? Will NOT return.

May try the Lunn Ave option soon. Do they advertise the number somewhere?

Haven't been back to Faber Ave for about 8 years. It used to be run by Dr Joanne who is Dr Rita's arch enemy. Never liked the place. About 15 years ago Rita used to work for Dr Joanne before she set up over at Halberg Street and they must have had a falling out.

Lunn Ave is generally advertised as "Abandon Aches - A beautiful relaxing massage 570-xxxx" in the nzherald (Not sure whether the rules allow me to specify the whole number).

Was there this morning (as well as Friday) - spent an hour giving new Donna, a tip to toe and she reciprocated with a great r& t.! Donna will be in my all time r&t list, Nancy/Lilly taught her well, and she is still only been doing this for a week. Nancy does a great r&t!l Amy seems to have disappeared - maybe pace was too slow, Wendy is well worth a visit as well.

[Kiwistickman]

Had a session with Shell last week. Blond. Very tidy figure. Probably 40ish. Twenty candles or more all flickering away- a little like a lap dancer with a surprising and somewhat annoying reticence to permit two way contact. Did not push it but the atmosphere had an element of wariness on her part. Massage was accompanied by a series of deep sighs/expulsion of breath as she worked on my back and legs, a brief body slide and some nipple contact. Found her actions when I turned over quite mechanical and not a lot of imagination. After 5 mins she said. Are you going to release. I said no. And that wrapped it up.

She didn't really do it for me. Might try Pam.

In my view my asian regulars at Lunn avenue (next to the shell garage) are way ahead of this.

Nancy (Lilly) gave me a superior r&t last week. Far more tantric than the godess's. Met a new stunner this week called Amy. Did facials previously in Mt Eden.

35, 6 foot, d cups, great body, attitude and flexible with it, well organised. I just stuck to the r&t but could easily have tried more.

I will give her a miss then. Pam maybe worth a visit. She does the huffing and puffing thing also and lets you get a handful on her terms.

I tried the Faber Ave place during the week. Waste of time. Reasonable massage but continually trying to upsell the Hj option for the extra $20. Relented and paid up for a total of $60. Asked me what sped and tension I liked and did the complete opposite to my requirements. After a couple of minutes of her attempts she asked if i could take over as she was getting tired! What!! Do I get my $20 back? Will NOT return.

May try the Lunn Ave option soon. Do they advertise the number somewhere?

[George Brown]

Had a session with Shell last week. Blond. Very tidy figure. Probably 40ish. Twenty candles or more all flickering away- a little like a lap dancer with a surprising and somewhat annoying reticence to permit two way contact. Did not push it but the atmosphere had an element of wariness on her part. Massage was accompanied by a series of deep sighs/expulsion of breath as she worked on my back and legs, a brief body slide and some nipple contact. Found her actions when I turned over quite mechanical and not a lot of imagination. After 5 mins she said. Are you going to release. I said no. And that wrapped it up.

She didn't really do it for me. Might try Pam.

In my view my asian regulars at Lunn avenue (next to the shell garage) are way ahead of this.

Nancy (Lilly) gave me a superior r&t last week. Far more tantric than the godess's. Met a new stunner this week called Amy. Did facials previously in Mt Eden.

35, 6 foot, d cups, great body, attitude and flexible with it, well organised. I just stuck to the r&t but could easily have tried more.

[Kiwistickman]

I am interested in Therupautic options. Kiwistickman, can you recommend best option in the Tantric space is it Shell or Pam?

Only tried Pam. Shell not available after calling twice in 2 weeks. Must be busy. Pam is ok though. On my return visit list.