Auckland

[The Cane]

As for Cane's ranking of Air NZ is like; which bookie to believe on Melbourne Cup day. LOL.

Excuse me, but I didn't rank anything. What I did was objectively report how other people at some reputable organizations (without any apparent grudges against the entire country) ranked the airline. So if you attribute anything to me in this, it should be just that. There are several organizations in the business of ranking airlines who don't agree with you that Air New Zealand sucks, and that's simply a hard fact. I intend to go to New Zealand, and I will fly Air New Zealand and decide for myself. I don't drink coffee either, so I don't care about the cappuccinos. I'm sure the Kiwis know how to produce a tasty smoothie or a refreshing glass of water.

[Engine Driver]

G'day Engine; you're not wrong by saying Air NZ hosties take the cake for being the oldest fattest and ugliest. I agree with Aussie too, the US would be close behind with their overweight gum-chewing cabin staff. The whole idea of being in NZ occasionally turns me off. It's a boring over-priced shit-hole to be in for three days with nothing going for it. It's been in recession since Sir Robert's era (piggy Muldoon) the place has never seen prosperous times since his era. They are just starting to learn how to make cappuccinos, all you could get was Nescafe LOL. Don't waste your hard-earned chasing Asian girls in massage parlours either, it's a depressing over-priced and poorly serviced industry and a waste of time, even the girls from HK or KL will tell you it's a boring place. As for Cane's ranking of Air NZ is like; which bookie to believe on Melbourne Cup day. LOL.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

Yeah, don't get me started on NZ. It is indeed a shithole with a big chip on its shoulder. Always trying to show how it's better than Australia. Like we care! Actually, make that a communist shithole, now with that orthodontically challenged one in charge. Before accidentally becoming PM, her only claim to fame was belting out The Internationale at some Communist Youth League Conference.

Cane's an infrequent visitor to NZ, so doesn't know the place like we Aussies do.

[Genuine Lotus]

20th rank is hardly something to crow about.

I saw a documentary about this airline on how they reacted when they crashed a DC10 into a mountain in Antarctica while on a scenic flight. They programmed the computer with the wrong coordinates (based on wrong flight planning data) and then just blamed the dead pilots. They then broke into the dead FO's house and stole his logbooks, flight documents and diaries. At the crash site, the captains brief case was stolen by the airline's investigators and conveniently destroyed. State sanctioned cover up.

G'day Engine; you're not wrong by saying Air NZ hosties take the cake for being the oldest fattest and ugliest. I agree with Aussie too, the US would be close behind with their overweight gum-chewing cabin staff. The whole idea of being in NZ occasionally turns me off. It's a boring over-priced shit-hole to be in for three days with nothing going for it. It's been in recession since Sir Robert's era (piggy Muldoon) the place has never seen prosperous times since his era. They are just starting to learn how to make cappuccinos, all you could get was Nescafe LOL. Don't waste your hard-earned chasing Asian girls in massage parlours either, it's a depressing over-priced and poorly serviced industry and a waste of time, even the girls from HK or KL will tell you it's a boring place. As for Cane's ranking of Air NZ is like; which bookie to believe on Melbourne Cup day. LOL.

Happy hunting and punting.

Lotus.

[The Cane]

As Forbes notes, AirlineRankings.com has Air New Zealand at number 2 (were ranked number 1 the previous 5 years): https://www.forbes.com/sites/ericros...es-is-out-now/#24 ab5 b10470 f. Apex ranks Air New Zealand as a 5-Star global airline: https://apex.aero/ratings2019/winners. I tend to trust SkyTrax the most, but no matter how you cut it, there are a lot of people out there who think that Air New Zealand is a pretty good airline. I have not flown them yet, but I hope to go to New Zealand one day, and when I do, I hope that I can fly Air New Zealand!

[The Cane]

20th rank is hardly something to crow about.

Given that there are thousands and thousands and thousands of airlines operating out there with ICAO codes, I I beg to differ. And gee, New Zealand isn't even a "shithole country"! Err, or is it?

[Engine Driver]

Interesting you say that given that SkyTrax ranks Air New Zealand 20th in the world for cabin crew and 17th overall. Given the number of airlines flying today, you would think this airline wouldn't be so bad. In fact, it's ranked much higher by some other organizations who track this kind of thing: https://www.worldairlineawards.com/w...in-crew-2018/..

20th rank is hardly something to crow about.

I saw a documentary about this airline on how they reacted when they crashed a DC10 into a mountain in Antarctica while on a scenic flight. They programmed the computer with the wrong coordinates (based on wrong flight planning data) and then just blamed the dead pilots. They then broke into the dead FO's house and stole his logbooks, flight documents and diaries. At the crash site, the captains brief case was stolen by the airline's investigators and conveniently destroyed. State sanctioned cover up.

[AussieGaigin]

I recently went to NZ for work. There's only one thing older, fatter, uglier and with less customer skills than a bunch of Qantas hosties. And that's a bunch of Air NZ hosties.

Try American Airlines. I think they recruit their hosties from retirement villages. So desperate, they chat up the customers.

[The Cane]

I recently went to NZ for work. There's only one thing older, fatter, uglier and with less customer skills than a bunch of Qantas hosties. And that's a bunch of Air NZ hosties.

Interesting you say that given that SkyTrax ranks Air New Zealand 20th in the world for cabin crew and 17th overall. Given the number of airlines flying today, you would think this airline wouldn't be so bad. In fact, it's ranked much higher by some other organizations who track this kind of thing: https://www.worldairlineawards.com/w...in-crew-2018/..

[Engine Driver]

I recently went to NZ for work. There's only one thing older, fatter, uglier and with less customer skills than a bunch of Qantas hosties. And that's a bunch of Air NZ hosties.

[Rain City]

Saw Lala at Black Tie. She is listed on newzealandgirls website. She has a gorgeous face, with curvy body. I'the say she's in her mid 20's. Has some tattoos, not shown on her pictures. Service is all safe – standard in NZL. Black Tie is a one shot place. No matter how long your appointment might be, as soon as a shot on the goal, you are done. So choose your appointment time wisely.

Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[Rain City]

Saw Dylan at Viaduct. She is listed on newzealandgirls website. I'the say Dylan is in her mid 20's, GND face and killer body. She has a lot of tattoos, but not shown on the pictures. So just be aware. Service was all safe, and I had good enough time. But overall, I don't think NZL is a good destination for P4 P, since the pool of talent seems to be rather limited.

Disclaimer: All characters appearing in this story are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

[Kiwidude]

Headed to Auckland in January, and was looking for a nice place with Asian girls. Saw this online (https://www.christinas.co.nz/). Anyone know if the quality is for real?

Thanks!

Have tried a few times.

Always had class girls. Even had a Brazilian girl there once.

Last time I went it was $200 for 1 hour, so not the cheapest.

[VicDanger]

Anyone know a reliable place to go for Samoan / Tongan / Maori girls who are plump / curvy?

[Tenorable]

Headed to Auckland in January, and was looking for a nice place with Asian girls. Saw this online (https://www.christinas.co.nz/). Anyone know if the quality is for real?

Thanks!

[Steve 9696]

So despite Bella being awesome, I was looking to check out the rest of the scene and found Club3. I took an Uber over there and found it to be quite pleasant -- though with a limited selection if you don't book ahead. They have a nice little bar / waiting area, where I ordered a G&T and the only two girls available were presented (apparently another 4 or 5 were busy or booked).

First was Ana Paula. Clearly Brazilian and full figured girl -- website shows it pretty well, but probably a bit kind. I would put her at over 40 and probably a 5-6 face for me. Next was Piper. Pretty Kiwi face. Didn't get a great look at her bod but seemed fit enough. Was definitely leaning toward Piper even though she is less my type. As I was mulling this over, Lara showed up. Body is nothing to write home about. Definitely 10 pounds since the pictures -- but more thick than fat and a really nice set of firm large tits. Very pretty Brazilian Morena face, so I immediately picked her. I'd put her in her thirties somewhere.

Very sweet and accommodating girl in the room. Nice kissing. Strong cowgirl -- almost had me cumming there, which is unusual. We had a nice time. She seemed to really dig my little bit of Portuguese and we got on well. Quite submissive and takes direction well (especially in Portuguese!

The Madames there are from Brazil, so you get more than your fair share of Brazileiras, which I love. They have two price tiers 200 I think for regular and 240 for GFE. Note that GFE is kissing and DATY, not necessarily BBBJ, which is illegal in NZ, so not officially included. But what two adults do in the room may vary of course.

If you are looking for a luxe club and high optics fuck, then don't come to New Zealand. But if you are here anyhow and you want more of the brothel atmosphere and a lower price point Club3 is a good option. (Given a choice and if you have a bit more coin go with independent Bella Davis hands down.) Or what the heck do both like I did!