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[Alex Hank]

https://australianescorts.au/NSW-Pit...Girls-Aya26yrs

Hey guys! Someone like her.

[Newton York]

It's been a long time coming this report, and of course this was all pre-covid. But not by too much, me thinks it was around 3 to 4 years ago, brains getting hazy these days. Old age be catching up. I thought it best I upload it before I forget too many details. It's been some time, but might be of some use to anybody thinking of going to Auckland or just happen to be there. I'm writing this based off of notes I took at the time, so it's not too many details, but overall I'd say NZ isn't a particularly good place to specifically go to hobby, by all means partake if you happen to be there. I was there on vacation, doing the usual sights, from the north to the south island, had some time on my hands, so I made the most of the trip in Auckland in particular. I've read a lot about the Pelican Club, but it was a disappointment to say the least. At least it was the night I was there. Slim pickings, and not exactly cheap either. I don't remember the blonde I had that night, it was all pretty lackluster. I'd said avoid, unless you can go there every other night and look for that diamond in the rough. All the girls I saw that night were a little worse for wear looking. Kinda tired looking. Small place too. *.

Had a chick named fox at a place called Vixens. She was a very attractive blonde, not too skinny, nice titties, friendly enough, but with Auckland, you'll quickly learn, there's no BBBJ's. And with places like this, no real french kissing to be had. Funny thing, there was a particularly catchy song playing on the tv in the room, and it was the first time I heard that song, and till this day I still listen to it. Silver linings wherever you can find them fellas. Wouldn't really recommend this joint, cause it was said she's the best, and if she be the best, then it ain't good enough why'all.

For the life of me, I could not find the website or even confirmation this place exists anymore, but it was near the Sky Tower, the building itself looks to be an apartment office type place shared by what looked like a hotel and other businesses. It's all entirely sensual massage, but from Holly I got a CBJ at least, and she is actually one of the best erotic massages I have ever had in my life anywhere. She jerked me off real good, while staring right into my eyes. Incredibly sensual, incredibly sexy. Brunette tiny little thing, and in talking to her, you get the idea real fast that these girls have either been to or really want to go to Sydney to make real money. Aside from that, it seems like they've never been anywhere else. And even though we're all speaking english, they don't seem to understand it when I said that I had a 'face for radio'. I think New Zealanders might be more literal than the rest of the english speaking world. I am ugly as sin though. Believe me fellas, if I could get pussy the normal way I wouldn't ever be paying for it. I honestly can't be sure if the place still exists, but search for sensual massage for Auckland, and yes, there's other places with a Holly, but this one was a real keeper. I tried to book her again a few days later, but no go. I had another 2 girls from this place, but they paled in comparison. One was a real genuine Maori chick and the website had faces blurred, and this sounds mean, but in her case I could see why. Not attractive. To me, not even a little. I can say that because I admit I'm a real ugly man myself. Still, she was okay with the massage, but I was turned off, I couldn't even cum. The third lady was. Can't remember her name, and unremarkable enough I didn't bother taking notes, still she got me off from a handjob. Better than nothing I suppose. *.

I spent some time with Roxy, MILF type independent escort, and she was on the list from the fact that any basic check on escorts when it comes to Auckland and she'll eventually appear. Quite popular and having been around for some time, I needed to experience her. She has a Gianna Michaels physique, big natural titties, brunette, thunder thighs. And of the few in Auckland that would french kiss. She rode me cowgirl till I came, and while she was friendly, and did her best to not rush me, I still felt rushed. She squeezed me into her busy schedule, even thought I was willing to pay more for more time, she could only give me an hour. Her apartment was nice though. One heck of a view. *.

There's a place on the infamous Karapahange Road, called sensual relax massage and that night there were only 2 girls available, and the one I wanted wasn't available at the last minute so I had to settle for the Asian that was there and man she was bad. All she did was, and I kid you not fellas, all she did was rub her naked body all over me for 40 minutes straight. Literally nothing else. No hands on my dick. No hands on my body. Just her body, rubbing herself over my back for what seemed like forever. Just writhing, slithering, slipping around with the oil. I was so bored I was ready to kill myself. Under normal circumstances, maybe 5 minute of this as a preamble to more fun is fine, but as the prologue, main event and epilogue? Geez. *.

Summer from a joint called Dollhouse was nice. Said she was a mom, but looked to be in her early 20's. Blonde if I remember correctly. Weird setup though, they share the same building with what looked like a technical college, and I was on the elevator up with college kids, they all left, and I continued to my floor. Awkward. Summer was nice, can't remember if I was able to cum from the sex, but do recall it as being pleasant. Glass shower booth in the room itself, well appointed place that looked like the way someone would imagine a classy bordello to look like. As expected, no french kissing or BBBJ's, dining at the why was offered. *.

Stopped by Galaxy club, but puh-leaze. Wouldn't even let me in unless I paid upfront for the girl, that I could just see from outside the attendants window. Club looked kinda small too. Weird, not recommended.

Stopped by another brothel, again sorry fellas but could not remember the name, but by the time I left this place I was certain that all the walk in club / brothels are not worth it. The need to make a phone booking brothel type places are where it's at. Anyhow, whatever this place was called, I was let in, I had a beer, and the one attractive girl I saw, the second she came in, she got picked by the only other guy in the place at the time. Me, feeling a little miffed, left. The place is apparently open 24 hours too, but I was there at 9 pm, and it was dead. *.

I made an appointment to see Devil out at some place called Manukau, and if you guys've read my reviews, you know I'm all about public transportation. Trains, subways, ferries. Even the occasional taxi, but with Auckland, that's a tough one. No ride sharing for me guys, why? Cause it means credit card and that means I'm not anonymous no more. That's one thing Asia has over the rest of the world with ride sharing, you can still pay for cash with that there. Too bad though, cause from what I read, though she didn't fuck, she did just about everything else. It woulda been the ultimate erotic massage. Wherever Manukau is, it was just too far out of Auckland and without the kind of transportation infrastructure that a place like say Germany has, she was a no go. *.

There was this vegan type eatery place, a cross between a*restaurant and cafe and from what I could gather as the owner of the joint was stunning but by God she was mean. Hey I'm no pickup artist, and I sure as shit wasn't trying to pick her up, with my ugly face I don't even try, but jeez lady be a little nicer will ya? Anyways next to this joint was an asian brothel but at 240 for an hour was a no go for me. Too pricey, know what I mean? Me be in Auckland for blondes, redheads, etc. I can get plenty of Asians in Thailand for way less than 240 an hour. *.

My notes tell me I also had Stella at Dollhouse, but again I don't*remember a damn thing. Unless she was the last blonde I had before I flew out. If she was then she's the 3rd or 4th best lay I got in NZ then. Very kind, patient, sweet and stunning young lady, she was completely understanding of my lousy equipment, and let me fuck her doggy till I finally came in the rubber. Good way to end the trip. *.

[BearCub]

It was fun while it lasted, but thought I would share a few places to avoid in Tauranga since the pandemic began.

Any visit to a Maranui or Selwyn st. Address is going to be a bait and switch. So do us a favour and pass on them if they mention those 2 places, that's the only way their handlers will realize that the locals are no fools. Definitely miss the days before the pandemic when the hot young Asians came to Grace and our local cuisine were available through Nickys.

Can't wait for the borders to open and new talent to come and visit our shores.

[MissionBJ]

Looks like this is the only place available. When I went there there were only 2 options.

One Blonde one Brunette, Brunette was on heavier side. Blonde was operating the reception as well. Chose the blonde. Took shower as I was sweating.

She was nice, was OK to kiss, skin not so good, could smell smoke. Had a tattoo. I asked if she was naturally blonde. She said No. Most of her customers are farmers nearby smaller towns.

Pussy not tight. BJ was good, HJ was Good. After session took bath together but not romantic just washing. She was although very friendly.

Price was standard as mentioned in below posts. Sunday is the slowest. Saturday is the busiest.

[MissionBJ]

Any action here lately.

[Mike Del]

DATE: Some time over the weekend
AGENCY/CLUB/INDY: Agency – La Maison, Dunedin
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall

PREMISES LOCATION: Queens Gardens – well known to locals, I believe
STATE OF PREMISES: Better than I recall it a few years previous – the rooms have got an upgrade and the Jacuzzi Room looks nice (Can't tell you about the jacuzzi, though)
SHOWER LOCATION: Clean – all redone
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes
http://www.nzconnectdirect.com/lamai...w&listingID=49
AGE: about late 20's to early 30's,
PERSONALITY: Ok, quiet to start with but got more in to it later
BODY TYPE: Size 10
BUST: maybe C+, natural and soft, not firm.
HAIR: Brunette, dyed
EYES: brown/black
SMOKES: yes but couldn't really tell
DRINKS: n/a
Skin: No issues
JUDGEMENTAL: No.
MOANER OR A SCREAMER: moaner
WETNESS: definitely, especially after clit stimulation
ENERGY LEVEL DURING THE SESSION: Got better as it went along
MOVER OR STARFISH: mover
CLOCK WATCHER: to be fair no, only realised we had five minutes to go at the end
MULTI SHOTS DURING THE HOUR: didn't try
BJ: CBJ, good
DEEP THOAT: n/a
PUSSY: shaved but not very tight – I think she's had a kid
DATY: didn't have to ask
KISSES: on the lips only – first time I'd seen her so no issue for me
FRENCH: first time I'd seen her so no
GREEK: no


WEB-SITE: La Maison as above
RATES: $200 p/hr / $170 for 0.75hr (I noted afterwards)
RECOMMEND: Yes, but – see below
OVERALL RATING:7/10
WOULD GO BACK: Maybe
COMMENTS: Bad timing in a way – Eden was the only lady on when I got there and the madam (reminded me of the Ilona Rogers character on Gloss) was keen for me to book her. Well, why not, she's not the most attractive Wg you ever saw but she's ok. Quite reticent at first, didn't want to get her gear off and the massage was weak which was not a good start. CBJ was good and I returned the favour by fingering her clit – she really started to get wet and active then which was great. Tried mish (not great because she wasn't very tight), same issues with doggy although she enjoyed a good pounding and she came which felt good. Finished myself off lying next to her which was fine as I brought her to climax at about the same time.
If you're looking for a hot young thing, Eden isn't it – but if you want some good, honest, 'homely' sex and a girl who will come for real with a some tender fingering, she's good. I actually enjoyed the session after all of that. Might go back but there are plenty of others that are tighter and better.

[Lonely Boy]

Does anyone know if there are street workers in Hamilton and if there are any which streets do they work from?

[Rugger 123]

Saw this ad in Waikato Times under adult entertainment for Thai Massage and deep tissue massage. Decided to give it a try. Called the number and spoke to a lady called Nina. She sounded ok on the phone. Gave the address in higgins road in frankton. Knocked and Nina opened the door. Looks were ok, on the fat side. She said she was Thai. Anyway, went inside the room and asked for money upfront. The massage started and it wasn't anywhere near the sex massage that I had been promised. The full service was below par. Typical asian women attitude. Only interested in money and not providing good service. Won't go there again and will not recommend her at all.

Overall service 4/10
Looks 4/10
GFE 2/10
Damage $80 / 30 mins
Repeat visit NEVER.!!

[Flinthef]

Hi all, was driving through Hamilton the other day and was feeling in the mood. As one does. Went to see where the new Playmates establishment was because ad looked good. Got there to find both girls busy and so decided to try a different place. I have previously tried 140 London Street (dirty and smelly. Not a good place) and The Apartment (which closed unfortunately because they had a lovely little minx called Kitty there). I have also tried California Girls and had a lovely young Palmy girl (genuinely under 20 and really tight). They also have a good spa special with champagne, but I like variety. So having tried out the other places I felt that I should give Calendar Girls a go.

Got there about midday and there were 3 women to choose from. Chose Carmen. Mid forties but muscular and toned. Afro-american / UK mix so good company. Genuinely loves to fuck and keeps the atmosphere light and playful. She has a lot of stretch marks, but in a good way. The marks radiate out from her navel like rays of a sun against her dark skin. Went for the 45 minute option and felt it was good value because Carmen ensured that I came in the time I paid for.

Very positive for me at Calendar Girls were the real sheets. I am not a fan of vinyl mattress covers. Nothing worse than your sweaty butt sticking to the vinyl at the wrong time. Really puts you off your stroke. At the prices one pays its the very least a punter deserves. All up about 8/10 and I was on the road again looking for another.

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[Dr Bob]

i happened to be in rotorua the other day and decided to sneak away during the day to check out a chinese massage place that i had seen on nz girls. it apparently offered therapeutic and sensual massage, with extras being available for discussion.

it's at 1221 haupapa st in the middle of town, just next to a westpac branch, basically a suburban house with a ramp at the front.

popped in and there were two chinese women in the lounge watching tv - one jumped up to meet me, and pointed me towards a bedroom. didn't get a name, but she was probably in her early 30's and reasonably plain looking.

her english was pretty poor, so communication was a bit difficult - but first thing she said when we got in the room was 'no sex - ok?'. that was fine with me because she would not have been my selection for fs, and i was more after a bit of r'n't anyway.

the deal offered was $40 for half an hour, $60 for an hour. i decided to go for the hour. i was offered a shower, which i took up. the room was cold but she put some heaters on and it soon warmed up. the shower was clean and warm enough.

so i get face down on to the massage table - she asks whether i want a hard or soft massage - and i go for hard. she then proceeds to give me an absolutely fantastic 45 minute massage, literally from my head to my toes, with a bit of almost chiropractic manipulation thrown in. very impressed.

approaching the end so to speak, she's massaging my buttocks and starts brushing my balls for a few minutes - very effective. at this point she offers me the extras - i think she says 'hand blow job?', but in any case i go for a hand job - $20 extra - and don't ask about a bj option.

so then follows a vigorous and probably overly firm hand job to the inevitable messy conclusion. shower, get dressed, and leave feeling considerably better than when i went in.

i'd certainly visit again if i was in the mood for some r'n't.

cheers

[Bob Mantis]

Greetings! Back in Dunedin and the gray, rainy weather. What better time to look for someone to spend a few enjoyable hours between the sheets! Any advice on local massage parlours or local ladies?

[Studley Hungwell]

Saw a few of your post. Are you from Christchurch or if not do you know much about the city and give me some advice.

Any independents you recommend? What about the Brothels like Stacys. I am thinking of trying the Wed gangbang. Is it any good?

Will be there next week for a week.

Thanks,

Mark

Hi Mark.

I'm a frequent visitor to NZ from Australia. Regarding independants, Allise was very nice although a little older than mentioned on the net. I have seen Melissa and Miss Violet, nice enough ladies but personally feel that one visit was enough for me. Three ladies I saw no longer advertise. I have seen 3 of the ladies from Late Teens and had a nice time with each of them. The Capri Club has some nice ladies working there, I had a very nice time with Selina. Charlie's is worth checking out. Both the Capri and Charlie's are very nice venues that show the pride the owners take in their establishments, unlike some of the dives I've walked in to, and walked straight out of, in Christchurch.

I haven't partaken in the Wednesday gangbang at Stacey's.

Cheers,

Studley

[Mark17]

Greetings from an Aussie in Invercargill!

I've just finished a bicycle ride along the east coast of the South Island from Christchurch to Geraldine/Oamaru/Dunedin/Owaka and then here to Invercargill, after spending 5 days in Wellington enjoying the offerings of the New Zealand International Arts Festival. Along with sampling the local food, wine, and scenery I've done a fair amount of sampling the local women as well, about 10 over the last 2 weeks. Some have been fantastic, some have been some real shockers. All a matter of the luck of the draw I guess. I shall report in more detail as time progresses.

I don't wish to state the obvious, but something that has been made abundantly clear to me is the benefit of sites like this and the honest reviews that punters (many who have been chased away by self-serving sex workers who think that any review other than a glowing one is a bad one) have shared. To be blunt, with few exceptions the ONLY interest the vast majority of sex workers regard their clients as little more than a cock with a wallet and have little if any interest in whether the punter has an enjoyable time or not. Yes, there are some exceptions and I have been very fortunate to have met some. In fact meeting one working girl here in Invercargill has made my entire trip worthwhile and will leave me with many lasting and happy memories of the time I spent with her (and the sex was good too!). I was only half joking when I asked her if she wanted to come back to Australia with me.

I have learned on this trip that before you hand over 1 cent of your hard earned money enter the arrangement with a very clear idea of what you are after and expect from the lady and make sure that she can/will deliver the goods, and that you don't find that you are stung for 'extras' that the last lady you saw gladly provided as a standard part of her service. And if there is the slightest hint of a bad attitude from the lady when you meet her then turn and run (I wish I'd done this with the worst punt of my life, which was also one of the worst service-provider experiences of my life, in Dunedin)! You aren't paying for the honor of being in her presence, you're paying good money for a service and if she won't provide it then find someone who will (and believe me, there are those that will!)

I have a 2 day cycle to Queenstown starting tomorrow, then returning to Christchurch for a few days before sampling the female delights that Auckland has to offer!

One word of advice for budding long-distance cyclists who want to indulge in punting during their trip; get a good bicycle seat, one that is designed to avoid putting pressure on the perineum and the nerves and blood vessels contained there-in. Such continuous pressure can, and (as I found out tonight after shelling out $150 for a session) will, cause both penile numbness and impotence. There are many websites that confirm this to be fact, it's not just and old cycling myth, and I've learned the hard that it's true!

Cheers to all,

Studley

Saw a few of your post. Are you from Christchurch or if not do you know much about the city and give me some advice.

Any independents you recommend? What about the Brothels like Stacys. I am thinking of trying the Wed gangbang. Is it any good?

Will be there next week for a week.

Thanks,

Mark

[Moriarty]

Hi guys,

I have to make a business trip to Gisborne in the near future and wondered if anyone had any recommendations or otherwise for fun there? Listings on the various sites are few and far-between (not unexpectedly I must admit).

Thanks,

M

[Mr Travel]

Back on the road after a couple years off. Was in Rotorua and looking for some fun earlier in the week. Bit of a let down. Tried to call Macy's, as the advertising on Adultspace.co.nz is tempting, but the numbers are not connected and there is no address in the ad.

Alexandrea's was closed. They were advertising Lisa Lewis for this Friday (tonight) but personally she doesn't do it for me.

Bobby Lees was open. There were 3 girls on. One was a Maori lady in her 40's dressed in a wig and trying to look 20 (very unsuccessfully). One was a white chick with a tatoo on her breast. She didn't look too bad until she stood side on. She had a gut bigger than mine and the clothes she was wearing looked very westie and unattractive.

The third girl was Stacey - she was large as well but more rubenesque. Went through with her and it was reasonable. Straight sex, cbj, her on top and then missionary to finish. Over all - looks about 6, cbj 4 and sex was about 6.

Cheers