Vanuatu

[Cows Rule]

If there were a prize for the country with the worlds ugliest women then Vanuatu would surly win.

With there wide flat noses and Don King inspired hair cuts, there clear winners (with abos close behind them).

They might be an easy lay, but who would want too ?

[Priyantha]

Finding girls at Port Villa is easy. Just be friendly with a Taxi Driver. He will find the best for you. Most of the girls are very good for sex and they will do anything you want.

Young technical school girls are plenty available.

[Teegee]

action in vanuatu is only to be found in port vila. all other islands are great for adventure travel. most islands have a great surplus of men and men need to travel to neighbouring islands to find wifes. this fact means that many men compete for the same girls, even so a women has far less value than a priced pig. domestic violence and particular violence against women is a big problem in port vila. check out vilas attractive open air jail on a sunday morning. to beat or even break your wifes arm is an accepted treatment.

action in port vila is around downtown.

smugglers run by an expat aussi. good action on fridays and saturdays. dancing and wild drinking pacific island style. girls are easy to be picked up. many come there with a boyfriend so be careful as even with their bf sitting somewhere else they might flirt with you.

the disco forgot the name just around the corner is interesting on the weekends, but you will see very drunk guys here after 1 am. and the mood can turn aggressive.
office pub. just out of the centre. good hangout and for a late afternoon beer. the girls who work here are open to proposals. also atracts some girls which just want to have fun
so girls might go with you and you will organize a taxi to get you to a guesthouse which you might rent for a view hours.

make sure that you are not watched by the boys of the neigbourhood through holes in the walls of your room, or through a hole in the cieling.girls tend not to ask for money in a direct way but expect to be given something. make sure the girl is returned to somewhere save as otherwise she is likely to be raped. be carefull when the girls are drunk,and boy can they drink, as there are reports of girls getting irrational violent and this might result that they might bite your ear or penis off.

if you are not scoreing just ask any of the taxidrivers in the street at night and they will happyly oraganize a girl for you expect to pay for this service about a$60-80
in general the girls are not very pretty, with wide bodies and hanging breasts. do not expect the south pacific paradise. saying so you might find girls with a lovley nature and joyfull character and you never know there might be a stunner hidden somewhere.

[Blastoff]

I lived in Port Vila the capital of Vanuatu for about 18 months until the end of last year and I would have to say that it is one of the easiest places to get laid in the world. There are only two small main streets and you don't need a car.

There are about 5 bars/Clubs in town and that is it. Impossible to get lost. It is safe to walk the streets at night even if your drunk and no one will bother you. If you are a tourist, the local girls (black of course) will hassle you to buy them drinks and take them back to your hotel as where they sleep is on a piece of card board under a tin shed so your hotel, no matter how humble, is a palace to them.

Be careful as these girls can really drink and if you don't stop ordering drinks for them, they just won't stop drinking.

I mistakenly but fortunatly found out a weakness with the local girls. If you cuddle them and they resist, pull out your dick! This worked for me 100% of the time. Once they see an erect penis, something about it forces them to pull or suck it. It is really bazaar! I can't say I have ever seen anything like it in the world. Even in broad day light. Once it is out, they instinctively take care of it for you, even if they don't like you!

Women of the world, learn from this.

It is a beautiful pacific island and well worth a short visit.

Have fun, I did!

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