American Women

[Bango Cheito]

Another thing, TOTALLY classeless to insult me calling me a fucking "6th grader" and you can't even spell "Colombia" right after being corrected RIGHT ON THE BOARD.

You can talk shit all you want about your great USA education, but the way you carry yourself even on this forum proves my point. Blissfully unaware of your own gross ignorance. Pull up your fucking pants, your ass and balls are showing my nigga!

This is exactly the shit I NO LONGER have to put up with since I moved from the US. I'll honestly say it's WORTH IT to not be able to keep a nice cell phone here just to not be surrounded 24/7 by THAT class of people!

[Bango Cheito]

OK fine, so Colombia has a high murder rate. Why would I give a fuck? That's not #1 in my criteria for choosing a place in which to live. Every time some moron gets killed it's another seat on the bus for the rest of us.

To me this place tops the US in areas where statistics don't show. And some areas where statistics DO show, like for example 98% of the population here has access to basic healthcare, as compared to 84% in the USA. That's a pretty big number.

I came down here, started partying like I was a teenager again. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll baby! When I was in NYC I slept more, took better care of myself, and drank and partied a helluva lot less. But I was in way worse shape. Here the weight just comes off. There IS no way to eat healthy in the US. It's all been injected and altered and stuffed with chemicals.

Colombian cities also have way better public transit than US cities. I hate cars and HATE driving. For me it's several notches DOWN on the quality of life somewhere I can't use a bicycle or public transit. I can't STAND that in the US you are forced to drive everywhere most of the time. I also don't have a statistic for that one. But I notice the difference every time I have to go out.

And actually USA women are FAR more forgiving of a fat man than Colombian women are, once you take the gold-digging factor out the equation (in my case it's out completely these days because I'm STONE BROKE). BUT. Colombian women are such better catches I couldn't be bothered to even worry what a fat ignorant nasty smelly US girl thinks of me. I doubt the general would even salute at this point. I can't back my point up with statistics because there ARE no meaningful statistics on those sorts of things, I just once again notice the difference every time somebody opens their mouth here, and even more so every time a girl's panties come off.

But hey, if you guys want to pork those trolls up there, more power to ya and less competition for me down here!

[Dickhead]

I didn't actually put the quote marks in the original posts. That kind of spoils the sarcasm. BTW I saw a chick here today carrying a purse that said "Pürne" on it. Think it was counterfeit? You'd think if they went to the trouble to put the umlaut on there, they could spell it right.

[Dickhead]

Dude. I know English is your second language but this is known as sarcasm. Colombia has more murders than the US, so Colombia "tops" the US in murders (on a per capita or percentage basis). More cocaine is available in Colombia so it "tops" the US in that category. And so forth.

[Dickhead]

"There isn't one statistic that can be shown where Columbia tops the USA. In any area."

I can think of a few areas where Colombia tops the US.

1) Murders.

2) Availability of cocaine (useful for weight loss)

3) Counterfeit money.

I used to add availability of marijuana to that list but that's no longer true, at least regarding the last place I lived in the US.

We could take this to Best Countries for STR or something if we wanted to stay on topic. But who gives a shit? We don't have too much original left to say about AW any more

[ThatGuy865]

Just a couple comments on what you wrote. First, and most importantly, you expose yourself as a liar by not remembering what you said in previous posts. You stated that you have both US and Canadian passports. If this is so then there is no need to keep your USA passport to "Stop through on the way to better countries". Your Canadian passport is good enough for that and you can stay 90 days. So why don't you wipe your ass with it now and give it up. Your reasoning is bogus and I'm guessing your kids are smarter then you for knowing a good place when they see it. I also agree with the other poster that stated if you had a 44" waist that you were obese. No one forced you to walk into McDonalds and eat crap food. Put the burger down pudgy! You can eat good or you can eat bad in America. Just because you had no self control doesn't mean that everyone can't eat a proper diet. I also think the reason you moved to Colombia is because you are one of the overweight, pasty, bald, overweight Americans and couldn't get a girl in his own country so he moved to a third world country where the women care more about money then looks. There's no way you could be sexually appealing to the women in Colombia ever with a 37" waist. Sounds like you have self esteem problems. Maybe you should come back and get some counseling to deal with your deep seated issues. I

Man debating with BC on Columbia vs the USA is like talking astrophysics to a 6th grader.

There isn't one statistic that can be shown where Columbia tops the USA. In any area.

But if he loves it there. Let him rave. He had a 44 inch waist while living in the USA and wonders why he wasn't getting women. Obviously he went there and finally realized he had to lose weight to get even poor 3rd world women. So that in itself speaks volumes. Now that he's finally able to get women "he ecstatic" and thinks he's in heaven. More power to him.

As for Columbia being the most "body-conscious" country in the world. I think a lot of Brazilians would disagree. And those who have been there.

[Golfinho]

I also think the reason you moved to Colombia is because you are one of the overweight, pasty, bald, overweight Americans and couldn't get a girl in his own country so he moved to a third world country where the women care more about money then looks. There's no way you could be sexually appealing to the women in Colombia ever with a 37" waist.

Alpha males get the alpha females. True the world over. Lower-caste males far down on the food chain can always go to other countries where women there either can't get a true read on their status, or else are just looking for a walking wallet. Anyone who thinks he is magically transformed into an attractive and interesitng person by sitting in the back of a plane for half the night is self-deluded. But hey, if its working for him, more power to the little Boingo Cheetos doing the best they can for themselves.

[Dickhead]

"They use the percentage of people that have went to college."

I rest my case.

[MadisonGuy]

"Hey bro, you should do some fact checking first before you throw out statements with certainty like that. The USA happens to be #2 in the world, behind Canada and ahead of Japan."

Based on what criteria? Do you have a source for that? Because I have taught at institutions of higher education in four countries on three continents so are we talking about:

1) Years of average education? I think you are basing off that. Problem there is it ignores quality.

2) Qualification of the teachers? Because that depends on where they went to school.

3) Standardized test scores?

4) Some shit you pulled out of your ass?

There are a lot of ways to have an "educational system," up to and including (in my opinion) teaching things that are largely ignored in the US educational system, such as how to cook, manage a budget, treat older or disabled folks, or raise non-hysterical children.

One problem in the US is that the parents tend to be pretty hysterical and dysfunctional and obsessive, and so this rubs off on the children. That is also an example of an educational system.

Unlike you I don't pull stuff out of my ass. That's great that Columbia has great teachers, but if they are only teaching 1% of the population what good is it. If you are smart enough to google top 10 countries of education I'm sure you will find plenty of info. They use the percentage of people that have went to college. I'm a little concerned after your last post though that there is a little pot calling the kettle black here. From your waist size you went to severly obese to obese and you're calling all Americans fat? Don't be mad because you couldn't stop yourself from going to McDonalds too often, obviously it's going to be hard to pick up good looking American women when you are obese so it's not even a fair account of women here if you're only sleeping with the ugly.

[LittleTruths]

Don't be a hater just because I live in a country that is one of the best in the world. Hate where your from.

ROFLMAO; you almost convinced me!
Chill down now. Drink a glass of water, breath deeply and don't worry, everything is fine.
Let's get back to pussy.

Last week a friend of mine working in a restaurant in Amsterdam told me a story (complete with pictures) of how two A girls walked in and created a show, eventually ending up sucking a waiter's dick in the bathroom and the other one fucking in the back room. They were pretty hot too.
I've thought wow, and to think that people complains about AW giving no game! LOL
Bless

[Bango Cheito]

Sounds like a great system for higher learning:

The Colombian higher education system comprises technical institutes, and technological and academic universities. Most of these align with government programs with the exception of those with church affiliations. Academic strata include undergraduate degrees, graduate programs, masters degrees and doctorates.

Sadly, access to tertiary education currently remains restricted to the sons and daughters of wealthy city dwellers. Until this changes, a tertiary education remains a dream for children trapped in rural squalor.

Dude that's just plain wrong. Public universities in Colombia are FREE for anybody smart enough to pass the admissions exam, and if you're of limited economic means you can even get a stipend for books and such. The same as they USED to be in the USA back in the day. And Colombia is one of many many countries that still has this.

Not to mention we have a multi-tier healthcare system that actually WORKS most of the time, as opposed to 1 in 6 people having NO access to even the most basic healthcare.

I keep my US passport because I still have kids living there unfortunately, and because sometimes it's good to fly THROUGH there on the way to better destinations :P should both of those change I will gladly wipe my ass with it.

Sometimes I lie about where I'm from when people ask me here, or I just tell them I don't want to talk about it.

The pasty gringo look here in Colombia is a hit with a limited minority of girls who see $$$ in their eyes. As long as you remember that you'll be fine here. But once you take money out of the equation it's a whole different ball game. This is the most body-conscious country in the whole world. Fortunately I've gone from a 44 waist to a 37 due to the fact I no longer have to eat damaged USA food :P.

This just to say that AW AND AM are considered gross by the vast majority of the rest of the world.

[Member #2041]

Far less than an American Woman I'd imagine.

Right but more to the point, which is more frigid, your typical Igloo, or your typical American Woman?

[Dickhead]

I ain't "vaguely referring" to Canadian income tax, about which I know nothing. Any moron who can spell google can find out the top US tax rate is 35% and not 28, and I am referring to the foreign earned income exclusion claimed on Form 2555. Top rate will revert to 39. 6% in 2013 absent legislation to the contrary. The vast majority of the states in the US have sales taxes. Can we get back to pussy now?

[Lustforthrust]

How much are igloos going for these days?

Far less than an American Woman I'd imagine.

[Lustforthrust]

Yes, but a minute ago you were agreeing with someone about not having to pay US income-tax on overseas income.

Dickhead is vaguely referrring to Canadain income tax; where income overseas is not subject to Canuck taxes provided you have no tax-liablility in Canada. So, if Dickhead is a canuck and sells his Igloo or his apt he is liable to canuck authorities for his income sourced in Euroland or elsewhere.