American Women

[Dickhead]

I know in my heart I am old and will one day need to stop fucking hot Latinas and rely on a good AW to take care of me in the Yew Ess. If I fall ill I know I will have something like this to look forward to:

http://www.postchronicle.com/news/st...12272456.shtml

[DJ FourMoney]

So Tiger Woods main squeeze Rachel Uchitel seemed intent in yesterdays New York Post in letting the world know she's not a prostitute, madam, homewrecker, husband stealer etc. Ok... Maybe if she returns the seven figure payoff she got that statement would not be so ridiculous. Also what did he do with that raunchy looking Florida waitress, make her jump through a hoop and bark?

LOL at the last comment... Another Tramp was on Extra and said "I didn't know he was married" Ummm-kay That's BULLSHIT ***** and you know it! The media doesn't spend its time talking about Elin but look for any picture of Tiger and you'll find a picture of her with him in most of them.

Uchitel's mom is already loaded, Rachel is a socialite like her mother was before she met her 2nd husband. Wikipedia is a bunch of wussies they took her page down.

She is a prostitute, duh. She is a home wrecker, she know Tiger was married.

Anything else she think she's not?

[Chocha Monger]

So Tiger Woods main squeeze Rachel Uchitel seemed intent in yesterdays New York Post in letting the world know she's not a prostitute, madam, homewrecker, husband stealer etc. Ok... Maybe if she returns the seven figure payoff she got that statement would not be so ridiculous. Also what did he do with that raunchy looking Florida waitress, make her jump through a hoop and bark?

She claimed that he rode her raw and pulled her hair.

[Mike12]

So Tiger Woods main squeeze Rachel Uchitel seemed intent in yesterdays New York Post in letting the world know she's not a prostitute, madam, homewrecker, husband stealer etc. Ok... Maybe if she returns the seven figure payoff she got that statement would not be so ridiculous. Also what did he do with that raunchy looking Florida waitress, make her jump through a hoop and bark?

[Meat Loaf]

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[Jon32]

Hopefully I will be in BA later next year. I always say " one man's trash is another man's treasure ". Throw it my way.

I love it when trailer trash sluts with thick thighs wear cut off sweat pants.

Also worth noting is that they are semi approachable.

Bourbon st. in New Orleans is where I fell in love with them.

BA is mostly european looking caucasians, no? Ethnic women you would be better going to just about any other country in South America.

Also, Elin is hot!

[DJ FourMoney]

IMHO she is an average white girl...pretty but nothing special. I am biased though. I like ethnic women indian,arab,persian,latin.

The only american women that do anything for me are southern trailer girls. There is something extremely sexy about them.

At this point "looks" only don't do it for me. I need "sex appeal" to me that includes personality mannerisms and actions.

It seems complicated but it's not.

Naw I understand your point but like I said, my standards must not be high enough. Because among me and my mortal friends she would be a Trophy Wife among us. None of the porn stars listed are better looking and that one cocktail waitress from Orlando is just horrid. Jamie Grubb is more than decent looking, IMHO.

[DJ FourMoney]

There could be any number of reasons why. Swedish women are known to be emotionally distant and suffer from high rates of depression. It could be a lack of passion. Elin turned down Tiger on his first request for a date so it was hardly love at first sight. Maybe she is a starfish.

Then you have to look at the fact that men are biologically wired to search for strange pussy. Ever notice that rush of excitement you get when you start dating someone new? Some guys need that high more than others and they're not going to find it by screwing the same woman for the rest of their lives. Tiger's dad raised him to be a highly competitive alpha male on the golf course. It is not surprising that this alpha male behavior carries into his life off the green. He probably gets a high from scoring new pussy that is similar to the high he experiences from winning a golf tournament.

I was listening to the latest show from Black Men Venting and they touched on this lack of passion subject and it seems very possible. They use the "I want you to wear a Chicken Suit while I fuck you" analogy, in which she replied "Hell No". Then used the Damming of a river as the block of sexual desire. When a river crest the dam (seeking fulfillment from others) , its trouble for the town below (his marriage).

Which is the core of Modern Prostitution as well; getting sexual favors your unable to get from "Normal" women.

So THAT I can understand...

[Dickhead]

Dis one ain't got the thunder thighs. Skinny Minnie. Not like Olive Oyl but if she stood with her feet together you could put your forearm between her thighs without ever touching them. Gap city. I think with the trailer trash the pellagra makes them bow legged which is generally good.

Q: What is the best thing about living in a trailer park with a toothless meth-addicted hag?
A: All her teeth have fallen out so she can still blow you after you break her jaw and she has to have it wired shut.

I had a professor once who said that trailer parks were why God created tornadoes. He did get in some trouble for that remark given where the college was located.

[Artisttyp]

Well if his dad was military and his mom was Thai and a second wife, I think we can all do that math. Ha ha. But I know what Art means. Trailer trash sluts turn me on too. Especially if they are drunk. High on meth not so much cuz that shit rots your teeth. I have a really slutty Uruguayan chica now who likes to have her salad tossed. I'll pass her on to Art when I leave for Spain next month. She'd be right at home in a single-wide in Pascagoula. She looked kinda slutty before but now she dyed her hair blond and looks way slutty, almost Wal-Mart slutty. Dresses real slutty, talks real slutty. A couple slutty tattoos. Good teeth though. Never get involved with a woman with bad teeth, and never bet on a horse with bad teeth.

She looks a little bit like that actress who played the slutty "Jen" on Dawson's Creek.

Hopefully I will be in BA later next year. I always say " one man's trash is another man's treasure ". Throw it my way.

I love it when trailer trash sluts with thick thighs wear cut off sweat pants.

Also worth noting is that they are semi approachable.

Bourbon st. in New Orleans is where I fell in love with them.

[Dickhead]

Well if his dad was military and his mom was Thai and a second wife, I think we can all do that math. Ha ha. But I know what Art means. Trailer trash sluts turn me on too. Especially if they are drunk. High on meth not so much cuz that shit rots your teeth. I have a really slutty Uruguayan chica now who likes to have her salad tossed. I'll pass her on to Art when I leave for Spain next month. She'd be right at home in a single-wide in Pascagoula. She looked kinda slutty before but now she dyed her hair blond and looks way slutty, almost Wal-Mart slutty. Dresses real slutty, talks real slutty. A couple slutty tattoos. Good teeth though. Never get involved with a woman with bad teeth, and never bet on a horse with bad teeth.

She looks a little bit like that actress who played the slutty "Jen" on Dawson's Creek.

[Artisttyp]

Elin is average at best? Holy Cow what are you standards because mine seem to be MUCH LOWER than yours. After two kids she's still SKINNY which is more than I can say for most women and she's not a native American...

IMHO she is an average white girl...pretty but nothing special. I am biased though. I like ethnic women indian,arab,persian,latin.

The only american women that do anything for me are southern trailer girls. There is something extremely sexy about them.

At this point "looks" only don't do it for me. I need "sex appeal" to me that includes personality mannerisms and actions.

It seems complicated but it's not.

[Chocha Monger]

I don't understand either, you marry a part-time model with an identical twin, your one of the richest people on the planet and you fuck with skanky hoes like that?

None of those h**kers look better than Mrs. Woods, why is it men always cheat on their wives with ugly ass women? I don't get it!

There could be any number of reasons why. Swedish women are known to be emotionally distant and suffer from high rates of depression. It could be a lack of passion. Elin turned down Tiger on his first request for a date so it was hardly love at first sight. Maybe she is a starfish.

Then you have to look at the fact that men are biologically wired to search for strange pussy. Ever notice that rush of excitement you get when you start dating someone new? Some guys need that high more than others and they're not going to find it by screwing the same woman for the rest of their lives. Tiger's dad raised him to be a highly competitive alpha male on the golf course. It is not surprising that this alpha male behavior carries into his life off the green. He probably gets a high from scoring new pussy that is similar to the high he experiences from winning a golf tournament.

[DJ FourMoney]

I said the same thing. The "nanny" is very average at best. Rich people should not marry hired help. They know too much.

What really disgusts me is that tiger wants to pay $5 mil for his wife to stay with him. Fuck the endorsements the secret is out of the bag. No sense pretending it's not.

You cheat you pay big time is what the media is portraying. All the ugliness is acceptable. Paying for your mistakes in hard cash is the norm.

It just shows you that even celebrities have loser sex lifes here in america.

I don't envy the guy one bit.

Elin is average at best? Holy Cow what are you standards because mine seem to be MUCH LOWER than yours. After two kids she's still SKINNY which is more than I can say for most women and she's not a native American...

[DJ FourMoney]

This Cablinasian can't keep his dick in his pants. The only intelligent thing Tiger Woods did was get a pre-nup, which he's now changing to further enrich his **** wife.

Men should get married after they've gotten bored fucking every hot piece of Thai/Brazilian/Czech/Colombian/American ass in existence. It's obvious that Tiger, the "billionaire," never got close. He fucks opportunistic cocktail waitresses and marries his friend's nanny, WTF!!!

Oh well, this Tiger isn't going to change his stripes anytime soon. He might as well divorce his **** wife, spend the next 10 years fucking "hood rats," so that he can begin to move on towards a relationship with someone who's more on par with his superstar status.

-Helpmann

I don't understand either, you marry a part-time model with an identical twin, your one of the richest people on the planet and you fuck with skanky hoes like that?

None of those h**kers look better than Mrs. Woods, why is it men always cheat on their wives with ugly ass women? I don't get it!