American Women

[Stranger99]

I suggest to use age brackets when defining the beauty of the women of one country.

It is true that German women are nice (although boring, all blondes , big tits) but they deteriorate preety quickly into redfaced, fattish, knodel eating ladies. Their expiration age I guess is around 35.

French and Italian women are classy all along their lives. Down side: a lot of showing off, too flashy sometimes.

Spanish women and Latin American: also nice (in reverse, boring as the German, all dark hair and eyes). Some of them have the defects that once into marriage they will let themselves go, meaning their ass is going to increase size in direct proportion with the elapsing of time (more or less like trees that add a circle of new wood to their logs every year).

Of American women we already said, they are born sequoias.

[Joe Zop]

Originally posted by CBGBConnisur
I also believe the repressed sex scene in America is really a product of the US's AngloSaxon heritage as well as its Christian fundamentalist leanings.

It's always useful to remember that the early settlers of the US -- the Puritans -- were perhaps the only group ever to flee their countries because they felt it was too tolerant. Few in Europe were sad to see them go, and many wished that the earth truly were flat so these folks would get a swifter trip to the great beyond. It's ironic to think that so many followed later for exactly the opposite reasons.

And Philippe, I agree with you wholeheartedly about the Americanization of the world, as well as its unfortunate nature, though at this point I'd also blame it on the nature of cultural leveling performed by multinational corporations, many of which are American-based, originated, or modeled. I can find a McDonalds (or Pizza Hut, or whatever) pretty much anywhere I go in the world, as well as see CNN or ESPN, let alone Baywatch or whatever. I remember talking to a translator who worked with me in Columbia -- he said because he was an American who spoke fluent Spanish (as well as good looking) he was in constant demand for TV commercials, as advertisers felt people would pay attention to what he had to say because he was American. Now, this was a smart and charming guy, and people should pay attention to him for that, but I've got a number of neighbors I pray no one ever pays attention to at all

[CBGBConnisur]

Phillipe, there's saying that things appear to be one thing but they are really another. Germany doesn't advertise itself to the rest of the world about its 'scene' but Germany is full of FKK sex clubs(in one region of Germany there are over 300 of them) which are unbelievable and as uninhibited as they come. For me I find German women are among the most beautiful in the world and their relaxed attitude towards sex proves that. I think the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life was in Germany, she was part Turkish too, and all I have to say was 'wow', all those plastic American female celebrities I have been brainwashed into admiring through advertising and marketing as you pointed out, could not compare to this beautiful woman. Still I think with regards to sex Europe will always be above the US. I also believe the repressed sex scene in America is really a product of the US's AngloSaxon heritage as well as its Christian fundamentalist leanings.

[Philippe]

CBGB, by US way of life, I meant the reshaping of mentalities through advertising and marketing.
You always end up wanting what's on the screen, no matter what it is.
As for free enterprise and capitalism, it can hardly be called an US invention as it's way older than the good old US of A.
I can't say I ever really had fun in Germany, I always found the mentality too repressed compared to neighbour countries like Belgium or Austria. Sometimes, even having sex there had a by-the-book feel.
Dickhead : Here in France, I don't see that many sideways soixante neuf because most 69's I've enjoyed had started as BJs where I could no longer stand being inactive.
So the sideways starting point was more used to entice a novice girl to try a taste of me. Never seen that approach fail yet, or maybe I was very lucky.
RN : Obviously, there are more charms to the land down under than just amber nectar and shrimps on the barbie. I should try digging a tunnel in my back yard !

[Rubber Nursey]

phillipe,
thank you honey what a lovely thing to say! welcome to the board.

dickhead,
re: your last post...i think you should send me your number. *grin*just kidding...but it's nice to see a man who's willing to experiment and have some fun with sex.

fedup,
sorry to hear about you and your girlie, honey. i completely agree that a man who really likes to daty is a rare find indeed. she's a fool to let you go in my opinion! (don't forget i'm still waiting on my couch...only one year and 51 weeks to go. hehe)

re: periods...working girls over here use a sea sponge (or purpose made sterile sponges from the chemist/drug store) to stop the flow. you dampen them slightly, put some water based lube on them (to stop things drying out inside) and insert them just like a tampon. when you have sex, especially with a condom, you don't even know it's there. did y'all really think hookers didn't get periods?? lol otherwise, dickhead is right. some girls use diaphragms for the same purpose, but they can be tricky (and messy) to retrieve after the fact. sponges are fantastic. also, there is a lot to be said for sex in the shower during that time of the month *grin*

and for building up stamina during sex, i recommend dickhead's idea of pinching the penis, or alternatively, some good old-fashioned coitus interruptus (sp?). go at it until you are just about there, then go down on her or play with her breasts or something...anything to stop you thinking about your dick! then when the feeling subsides a little, do it again. if you have a really understanding partner, you could even stop altogether every now and then, and maybe get up and get a drink or give her a massage or play with her hair...
but i do have to mention one thing though...women do not always want a man who will pound her for an hour straight. a large number of women cannot experience a vaginal orgasm at all, and in fact, there are hardly any nerve endings inside her. it's all at "the doorway". most women seem to prefer a lot of foreplay, and intercourse as "dessert"...a way to finish it off. (that's why viagra is most women's nightmare!!)

as for stranger99's liquid blowjob idea...i've always found a mouthful of coke or champagne gets a pretty good response (although i will not be drinking it down afterwards!!! *shudder*) also, alternating between drinking hot coffee and cold drinks or ice (just warming/cooling the inside of my mouth...swallowing the liquid before i actually put the penis in there) seems to be popular too. this also works well on nipples for those girls or boys who are "nipple stimulation" inclined.

dickhead,
i always found a vibrator on low speed held against that wonderfully sensitive area between the balls and the anus during a blowjob, sent men wild. also, holding a vibe against my clitoris during missionary sex was a good one too.

[CBGBConnisur]

Stranger99, that is some fucken sick ass shit. No wonder they kicked your ass out of Europe.

[Dickhead]

Originally posted by stranger99
Guys,

This one I have heard but never tried personally.
Basically before starting a BJ she fills her mouth with water. Then she starts taking the dick in her mouth being careful that the lips make a perfect seal around it (no drops left out).
She starts the job and once you come she drinks everything all together;
I heard it's great if instead of water you actually use sparkling water, or rum and coke, etc.

Disclaimer: if your partener drowns or throws up I had nothing to do with this idea.

Fedup: this could be a way to dilute the nut, maybe that would be more acceptable.

ROTFLMFAO right now but ... blow job with a mouth full of ice cubes good. Hot tea blow job good but let it cool off some (really nice gal I met in NZ did this last year). Sparkling water good for blow jobs. Blow job while your nuts are soaking in warm water good. Blow job while your nuts are soaking in ice water .... I didn't like it but YEMV. However, blow job involving sugared carbonated soda BAD cuz very sticky and that kinda makes your pubic hairs get stuck in her mouth and that tugs in a bad way. Also alcohol burns. Even a red wine blow job I found uncomfortable. White wine better cuz less acidic. And any gal who can maintain a perfect seal the whole time is way too controlling for me. Nothing wrong with a bit of dribbling.

Your loyal servant Dickhead has tried blow jobs with fine brandy, blow jobs with diluted cocaine (this does slow down the process but who wants to turn a blow job into a felony), Kahlua blow jobs (VERY sticky), champagne blow jobs (sticky but nice and bubbly), hot fudge blow jobs, strawberry jam blow jobs, whipped cream blow jobs and most of the above in the reverse direction. Do NOT use high proof alcohol (151 rum very bad idea) and be careful if you use sticky stuff and then fuck afterwards as this can lead to skin tears. Also be careful if you apply ice directly to the clitoris; maybe put the ice cube in a condom or a latex glove or something.

A good old fashioned hot water bottle is handy for hot liquid games and ice cube games. Also if you take a battery operated dildo and put it inside a condom or a latex glove, you can then put THAT inside a hot water bottle full of either ice or warm liquid and that's pretty good too. The wrapping has to cover the entire surface of the dildo. Otherwise it shorts right out! Do NOT do that with a plug in vibrator = very bad. Another trick is for her to hold a vibrator on the outside of her cheek while she blows you = GOOD. Also works on the front of the throat but this makes a lot of gals gag = BAD. Bottom side of the chin usually good.

A natural reflex for most gals is to relax their lips when you start to come so expecting "no drops left out" is unrealistic if she has a large volume of liquid in her mouth to begin with, so "less is more" in this situation.

Next week's class: Fun With Curling Irons

[Stranger99]

Guys,

This one I have heard but never tried personally.
Basically before starting a BJ she fills her mouth with water. Then she starts taking the dick in her mouth being careful that the lips make a perfect seal around it (no drops left out).
She starts the job and once you come she drinks everything all together;
I heard it's great if instead of water you actually use sparkling water, or rum and coke, etc.

Disclaimer: if your partener drowns or throws up I had nothing to do with this idea.

Fedup: this could be a way to dilute the nut, maybe that would be more acceptable.

[CBGBConnisur]

I mean the Northern Hemisphere, the women down in Rio though take the cake for the Southern Hemisphere. Still, sex with the Montreal hookers is a world above what I find in the States with regular women and hoes. In Europe its almost 2 worlds above.

[Dickhead]

Originally posted by CBGBConnisur
IDickhead, i got news for you, Quebec women know how to give blowjobs, often they do it without the rubber, they know how to suck dick like no one in our hemisphere. Note the word hemisphere. hee hee!!! Niagra Falls? Toronto has some stuff but I think its too overpriced. Its also a lot further away than Montreal from NY, almost a 3 hour difference.

I have no reason to go to Niagara Falls per se but I have the opportunity to hitch a ride on a private plane. Toronto been there done that. Escorts are too expensive and you can't see the merchandise before it shows up. Streetwalkers are too dangerous. I like brothels or w h o r e houses or whatever you want to call them, or hookers that hang out in hotel bars.

Now by "our hemisphere" do you mean northern or western? Some women I have met in "our hemisphere" could suck a bowling ball through a Dixie straw.

[CBGBConnisur]

I hardly speak a word. The Quebecois women are not as Anglophobic as their counterparts in Paris, some women speak some English but it wasn't a problem for me I just wanted some rumpy pumpy. As for street hookers, the cops can't arrest you just for looking at them. FedUp is right, if a cop feels like being a dick he could write you up for soliciting a street hooker. The women on St. Catherine Street in Montreal are good quality women, they're not the crack *****s I bump into in New York. The women in looks average 6-7, with many solid 8's and quite a few 9-10's in the mix. But with the legal situation on street prostitution, its at your risk basically. If you want to be 100 percent safe just use the escort services, as long as she comes to your house or hotel room its OK. Personally I just use the escort services, strip clubs, and incall *****houses in Montreal, there are tons of ads in the Mirror paper. Dickhead, i got news for you, Quebec women know how to give blowjobs, often they do it without the rubber, they know how to suck dick like no one in our hemisphere. Note the word hemisphere. hee hee!!! Niagra Falls? Toronto has some stuff but I think its too overpriced. Its also a lot further away than Montreal from NY, almost a 3 hour difference.

[Dickhead]

CBGB, parlez-vous Francais? Je regrette, mais je ne parle pas. Would that affect my experience and the price I would pay if I did go to Montreal? I have an opportunity to get as far as Niagara Falls for free next month.

[CBGBConnisur]

FedUp, its only illegal if you pick up a streetwalker but there are tons of escort services and I have never paid more than 140 Canadian dollars for an hour in Montreal plus the strip and massage parlours also offer sex and the quality is quite good. French Canadian women are a hidden treasure. "Cold fish" you say??!! I would love to hear what your idea of "hot tamale" is. The Quebecois women are much different than women in the rest of Canada and the US, they're more laid back with regards to sex and they seem to enjoy it without little sense of guilt. Although they're not as sexually assertive as their European and South American counterparts. I would say Vancouver's scene is a little iffy but Montreal is the sex capital of North America.

Phillipe, yes and no about the US way of life abroad changing the sex lives of people. When you mean by the US way of life, do you mean the increase in capitalist and free enterprise activity abroad? To be fair, people around the world want that comfortable "US way of life", we're not shoving it in people's faces. People simply want it, to have economic prosperity and affluence, who in the world doesn't like money?? I spent the early 80's in West Germany and that country at the time was as 'American' as you can get, by that I mean it was highly capitalist and it still is to a degree, The Netherlands is quite businesslike as well, so is Scandinavia, but attitudes towards sex and romance are still much different than they are in America, for example Denmark is SUPER RICH, yet the women there still seem to be quite loose and friendly. Just my input.

[Dickhead]

Yes, read that book many years ago and recommend it highly to Fedup and others. What do you mean about "sideways" soixant-neuf vs. any other direction? Isn't sideways the most common way to do that?? Isn't that why it's "69" as in two spoons in a drawer?

I think you mean EITHER Alfred Kinsey OR (Virginia) Masters and (William) Johnson. I don't think Kinsey wrote with either Ms. Masters or Mr. Johnson.

The only thing that could possibly be better than 69 is 68.

[Philippe]

Hi guys,
I've been lurking here for quit a while now, with mixed feelings as the sex situation in my country isn't as bad yet as it is in yours and most girls I bedded were or became great lovers. But as the US way of life is spreading all over the world, our girls get formatted just the way your remotely female lardballs are. So I'm more than worried there.
Dickhead : seek out a book by Jolan Chang, it's called The Tao of Love and Sex, I found that 15 years ago and it totally turned my sex life around. The compression technique you mentioned was mentioned in the Kinsey & Masters Report, but it's really beginners stuff, believe me. There's more to learn in that area, and that's when fun begins.
As for oral delights, have you ever tried getting in position for a sideway 69 ? Once you start your part, I found out that most can't help returning the favor.
RN : I read your posts on this forum with much pleasure. You truly are a lady.