American Women

[NoFatso]

Paddy.

You are right. Again lay the truth out simples verdade.
You have not mentioned one issue about gringo fat chicks. If you ever have a relationship with them, you have to worship them big time. I have know enough friends who are dating or married to gringo women (some are fat some aren't). One common theme is, whenever there is an important life choice, as in relocation for career, as in having babies, as in going places for vacation, some times even if the guy wants to bring me into the house for dinner..... all these the guy has to call in and ask for "permission". Now, that's the part I can't deal with. If I am the breadwinner of the family and I pay all the bills, when it comes time to relocate to better my career, I go! I don't have to plead with the canine and convince the canine. If I want to bring Joe home to join us for dinner, I will just call home, "hey, make additional portion for Joe, he is coming over for dinner..." Nope, all my buddies will be calling home like, "hi, honey, da da da da da can I bring Johnny home for dinner? would it mess up your schdule.... da da da??" I was like, are you a slave or a MAN? Stand up, be a MAN! The most amazing thing was last week, my work partner quit on me and left with his share of work, his excuse? Wife is got a cold and he is going home to take care of her. I am just thinking, if one of these days I got horny and wanted to go out and Fxxx some *****. Could I just leave my work to my partner stated that I am horny and need some bom bom? Gringo ***** ain't worth the toilet water......

[NoFatso]

Dickhead
You should take some statistics. There are far more men driving then women. Don't tell me acturary science. Try this Mr. Head, call your State Farm tomorrow and tell them you no longer drive to work and on average, you only drive a couple thousand miles a year. Right there, you become a "safer" driver. So, when insurer states that "women are safer driver", it relates to acturary statistics that women drive much less than men and when they drive, they drive much shorter distance. However, when it comes to killer arsonists, (examples I stated), it's all women. Last but not the least, the accident in Colorado involved four deaths, isn't it? So, you want everyone to be killed before you are convinced that women are arsonist killers? Of course, I don't mind to meet you for lunch to educate you on this. That is truly a lunch and involves no rooster sucking

You didn't find me funny? Good! my intent is to save the huMAN race from these killer gringo women, you think this is Comedy Central? HELLOOOOOO! No wonder, the ***** said "is lunch just lunch...." Apart from statistics, you also need to learn spit on these bitches.

GBGB
You have just documented another crime against huMANity. That white canine disrespected you and she is a racist. When it comes to racism, gringo men and women are sure one from the same snake pit. Dark skin or fair skin hispanics, who cares? You were her date and she HAS to RESPECT you. Don't tell me you live in one of those "fly over states" or the south. Better move out. I have lived in many parts of the country, in terms of racial tolerance and interracial dating, I find the Pacific Northwest or Bay area the most tolerant. LA is not bad but still, tremendous racism in many areas. I am not hispanic or black but I can tell from my observation. So, if you are in those yahoo states, better move out. Also, in this internet age, racism like this truly unthinkable. This is what I will do GBGB. Next time you see a racist *****, don't confront her, just date her. Take her home, feed her, give her some good xxxx and then spit on her and kick her off your house. That's the best treatment for a racist canine.

[Paddy]

Hi CBGB,

Excellent posting and dead on correct. I, too, was startled by how genuine and wonderful women in Europe are and particularly those in Eastern Europe. It's a whole different reality there.

I honestly feel badly for all of the great guys in America who have to struggle with the overweight and bitchy women here. Until I began to hang out in Prague, I thought that this is how women naturally are. It also made me kinda sad because of all the years I've wasted on American women. Wish I could have all of those years and all of that money back.

Like you, American women are off my radar screen now and forever.

[Dickhead]

Fatass, don't let the facts get in the way of your analysis. There were several survivors of that wreck in which the female firefighter was driving. Just compare the driving records of women and men, any way you want to, and women are safer drivers. You need to get your hand off your dick and your thumb out of your ass and take an elementary statistics course. Three non-randomly selected events do not make a useful sample. Plus, you ain't funny. Go soak your head in a tub of SlimFast.

CBGB, I hear you and I feel your pain. I have the opposite problem. I am pigmentationally challenged ofay white bread and prefer darker skinned girls, especially Hispanic girls. I have pretty good success getting them to go out with me but they are reluctant to bring me home to Mom and Dad. That is fine with me, great in fact, but what I don't like is the bullshit excuses they give when I know what's going on. Dickhead did not just fall off a turnip truck.

Man, I am really getting to like my Dickhead persona. It's like an alter ego of sorts. I live a double life as it is. By day, a short-haired, clean-cut, straight-looking white collar professional in a helping profession but secretly stoned most of the time. By night, a debauched, dissolute, deviant Dickhead. Then on my *****mongering vacations, a sedulous, serious slave to history, architecture, and culture by day. By night, a sexual sybarite seeking sensuous sylphs, curvaceous commercial concubines, and random rapacious roadside relief.

With apologies to Winston Churchill, I find American women to be a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, but foreign women to be almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous. And like Sir Winston, I have nothing to offer a woman save blood, toil, tears, and sweat! Well, maybe a few other bodily fluids as well, but only as a reward for a job well done.

[CBGBConnisur]

nofatso and Dickhead:
I don't even bother with American women anymore. Of the women of the world they positively rank at the bottom in terms of fun, looks, and personality, down there with the British and Irish. By the way I'm guy who loves to have a relationship with a woman and not just sex contrary to what USBabe said. I find it hard to keep up with most American women, most women I know are often to obessed with their careers to pay attention to their romantic lives. On one occasion I left work in the middle of the day to buy my old girlfriend flowers and left them on her door, and she called me almost a week later to acknowledge that she got my flowers. She made an excuse that she was too busy to talk to me. What a b*itch!!! You try to do something sweet for someone and they just spit in your face. This is typical of American women. Often, when I go into a social mixer and get introduced to a woman all they talk about is their job and career and then they just keep asking me about my job and where I went to school and where I plan to be five years from now. It seems as if they are looking for a guy that has a lot of money and success or will have a lot of money and success. There's never any talk about one's loves in life like music or art, or places in the world. In other countries women seem more interested in me as a human being and not as a money making machine. I was in Hungary last year and I met this gorgeous lady who was just amazing. We went into a long conversation over our loves in life. She couldn't care less about what I did for a living and how much money I had, she was more interested in my passions and fantasies. This is the typical European lady. They are often less materialistic and often less selfish than US women. Another thing about her was that she was extremely beautiful, I mean twice as beautiful as some of the most beautiful American women. She had a sexual energy that was hot, I mean hot. At the same time, she came off as a soft hearted person who liked sensitive, gentle men. I myself am a nice guy and am really soft at heart. She really digged the fact that I'm a softie and not a macho jerk. Thats another plus for dating in Europe, women tend to find softness and sensitivity in a man sexy and irresistable. In contrast, most American women want a rugged, physically strong, and assertive macho man who always goes after what he wants and gets it. Another important aspect of this lady was that she was open minded, especially with regards to dating someone of a different race. I happen to be a Hispanic with dark features, I find that in America it is often difficult to date someone of another nationality. I used to have a girlfriend who was Irish-American, who often behaved differently, she wouldn't openly display affection and wouldn't give me eye contact when we were out in public. Also people gave us funny looks, which I found distressing since we lived together in a culturally diverse and socially liberal city. This Hungarian lady wasn't really concerned about my skin color. She didn't care that I was of a different nationality and culture from hers. On the contrary, she found me intriguing and exotic. I was able to be myself with this lady did not have to pretend to be someone that I am not. Just my own personal opinion on this issue.

[NoFatso]

American gringo women are killer arsonists!

Evidence 1. Colorado Hayman fire, started by a woman. Check CNN.COm
Evidence 2. Arizon fire, according to NPR (National Public Radio - Morning Edition), was "accidentally" set by a woman hiker.
Eividence 3. Four Oregon firefighters died in traffic accident. The woman driver drove the firefighters to Colorado to fight the Hayman fire but had everyone killed (except herself) in the traffic accident. According to reports by Oregonian (the largest newspaper in Oregon), the woman was attempting to turn around to grab some ice cream from the back seat and lost control of the vehicle which resulted in 4 deaths. Well, having someone killed while in the process of getting fat is something new to me.

Dickhead.
See, I have been telling you. These gringo bitches are just ....bitches, ain't worth my spit on them. What the XXXX is the response, "is lunch just lunch?" Now, if you don't want to go out with Dickhead, just say, "hey Dick, thanks but I am seeing someone" (the white lie approach), or if you want to be 100% frank, say "hey Dick, thank you, it's truly flattering, but let's keep our friendship just at the gym". "is lunch just lunch?" XXXx that, tell her "no! *****, i am going to feed you lunch and you are going to suck my rooster..... " ha ha!

joe_zop
nofatso is sex for short term, as in less than a week only. i may "go out" with the female cannine a couple of times and then split quick. I don't do last night's pizza. Time out! This is ************* forum. Of course, we are dealing with short term sex, as in less than one week deal. If you want to talk about relationship, I have the Oprah site for you The thing I don't understand is, I read a lot about relationship on this site. Are you guys serious? First, looking for a wife in a ***** house? , doesn't make sense.

again, guys, be careful with gringo women, they are going to burn you........

Now, one more

[Dickhead]

JZ, your wish is my command (within limits!) and I have edited my post to provide the "all of the above" option. Note, however, that this would indicate that both men and women are both alienated and anesthetized ... wait a minute, that sounds about right, at least for the US of A.

And thank you for your admiration. I call this my 6'5" 275 lb behavior. Imagine what a dickhead I would be if I really WERE a great big guy instead of a scrawny little mick with more guts than sense.

Here's an American woman anecdote to get us back on track. My two favorite places to hit on women (in the US) are the produce section of the grocery store and the gym. I've had this one gal at the gym on preheat for a while and Monday I asked her if she'd like to go to lunch. Her response (verbatim): "Does lunch just mean lunch?" I was SO tempted to educate her as to how whatever a man says to a woman in this situation, it means "I want to get into your pants," but settled for, "At least until we've actually HAD lunch, lunch just means lunch." So she said she'd think about it. Well, tough shit, I ain't asking again.

[Joe Zop]

Just gotta say, Dickhead, that as always I admire your deft positioning as the burr in the saddle, and only wish I'd thought to take the role, though I'm clearly tempermentally unable to play it as well as you. Thanks as well for the misanthrope delineation, as it's a critical distinction and one often overlooked. And I'd give you my vote, but you left off "All of the above."

All that said, I've been reading along here for quite some time and have refrained from commenting partly because I found the whole "fat" discussion rather tiresome and mostly shooting ducks n a barrel, but also because it's been simply grand to see some movement in thought and shameless flirting in this thread based on the participation of a couple of female posters. I just want to note that this latter fact pretty well sums up the general problem men have with women, and with American women in particular -- we'll say any damn thing possible to get some attention, and then will be pissed off at ourselves for doing so.

And since the comment also stood out to me when I read it -- Nofatso, let's see, you want to sleep with various women and then be surprised/pissed off because they want a relationship with you? Cripes, even salesperson will try to establish a relationship with you if you buy from them frequently. If everything is a transaction then nothing is a human connection, and as miller2k aptly noted, if everything is a game then nothing is truly romance. That said, I think there needs to be a clear distinction here -- is the discussion about getting laid with American Women or having relationships with them, or both? Nofatso's approach clearly seems to be the first one, but many of the posts here are from the other two categories...

[Mill Just]

I have a ton of work right now, so I can't make any long comments until later, but:

1) Welcome back US Babe
2) Nofatso, my e-mail address is justice4pm@hotmail.com
(All are invited to e-mail me for whatever reason)
3) Maybe the origin of your problem, Nofatso, is with your general outlook. Romance shouldn't be a game, because games always have winners and losers. There are some people who are not as socio-pathetic and take the idea of relationships seriously.
4) Dickhead, most men can't satisfy women because they don't care about their woman and/or they don't have the gift of empathy.

...I'll be back later...

From: The Happiest Man Alive

[NoFatso]

USBabe

Re: the comments on women you stated.

Thank you kindly for your comments. Let me be honest, I actually know women too well thus I have not been too bad with women. Bear in mind that, on this board, I speak from the bottom of my heart. I call this the id talk (as in Freud'psychoanalysis). Functioning in the corporate world or dealing with women, you are behaving and speaking in the politically correct approach (in Freud's terminology super ego and ego). To create an impression that you are fair minded, kind and the best of human being. The goal is to play the game to get what you want, i.e. overall kindness and nicety with calculated acts of mischievous nasty moves. Of course, once you get what you wanted you control the game. Bear in mind that women always has more strength in dealing with men in courtship, especially at the beginning and mid point of the game. fatso principle #1, one can only win when dealing from a position of strength. Since women always has the upper hand (i.e. strength), the only option is to play along to buy time such that once your get the booty, the balance of power is tilted toward you. As you so eloquently stated, after the sex women always come back for relationship, this is their nature. They can't suppress it. So, for men, you gotta be cool to play the subservient role until you get the sex and as men begin to get bored and the women wouldn't let you go........ now she will do everything you want.

[NoFatso]

USBabe

re: Would I do the same for a fat chick?

You bet. Why not? Yes, it is disgusting to let oneself grow so obese but it should not prevent us from practising random acts of kindness to a fellow human being. This is no different from me hanging out $1- to those "homeless" folks at street corners who claimed they are "looking" for work.

[Dickhead]

Originally posted by Beavis
Hey Dickhead

If you will look in the top right hand corner of your screen you will see a little "X". PLace your mouse over this "X" and push the button on the other side of your mouse !!

Yeah yeah Beav OK the forum doesn't suck that bad and I'm just frustrated with all the lost postings. It's free and free is good and I shouldn't complain. I try to help when I can and I don't know why I always manage to [CodeWord140] you off. But, I don't really care either. Look in the General Info section of Mexico. I recently posted something that might help your postings in particular.

PS, you always talk about how no one should pay too much and everyone should bargain so as not to fuck it up for everyone else. I basically agree but think about this: V = Q / P or "Value equals quality divided by price." Both are relevant.

[Dickhead]

Tryin' hard not to get frustrated with the new board. I have two possible roles on the board: 1) provide reports and info on hookers world wide, or 2) stir up as much shit as possible. Since I am dormant travel wise right now, I will try for #2.

A lot of studies and literature say that many, even a majority, of women, cannot climax from vaginal intercourse ("straight sex"). This is because:

A) Men are technically incompetent (don't know how to fuck).
B) Woman are uptight bitches.
C) Men are piggish and selfish and don't care if she comes or not.
D) Most men are physically inadequate (dick's not big enough).
E) Most men are physically inadeaquate (can't last long enough to satisfy the woman).
F) Modern post industrial society has messed up the gender roles so much that no one knows what to do, and with which, and to whom.
G) Modern post industrial society has led to a concentration on economic success, leading to a neglect of one's relationship and/or sex life.
H) Most people are working too hard to have energy for a sex life (see also #G).
I) The existence of prostitution leads to the commoditization of sex, alienating women and anesthetizing men.
J) Same as #I but the men are alienated and the women anesthetized.
K) Stress of post industrial life lowers libidos.
L) Global warming.
M) Jacking off is a superior sexual practice vs. involving anyone else.
N) All of the above.
O) None of the above/ too soon to tell/ something else completely/ too stupid to know or care / other / refuse to respond.

Any votes?

[Beavis]

Hey Dickhead

If you will look in the top right hand corner of your screen you will see a little "X". PLace your mouse over this "X" and push the button on the other side of your mouse !!

[Dickhead]

This new forum sucks. It's boring and has way too many posting glitches. BUT ... fatass is not a misogynist; he is a misanthrope. Misogynists hate women whereas misanthropes hate people in general. He is not representative of the average prostitute seeker.

I think some of the posting glitches relate to long posts. So I will cut this off and continue with another post that may provide further amplification.

DH