Anal Connoisseurs

**Cujo60** · 08-27-04 09:35

I am fairly new to anal sex, my last girlfriend was too scared. This new one likes it hard. She is into that pain stuff. So thats cool. So yeah she does like to get pounded a little. You all way too funny. lol

**Tenchi** · 08-26-04 20:32

Don't forget the trapped air thing applies to front-door banging, pussy farting is pretty regular too.

**Organicgrowth** · 08-25-04 14:55

I fart all the time and I have never been screwed in the arse. The anal-associated farting is just the small amounts of air trapped during the pounding which is fighting for freedom. When you withdraw, so does this air.

I must say I have only experienced it a couple of times, but then I'm more into slow pounding when it comes to anal, as I like to feel every second of the penetration. For regular pussy pounding I'm faster.

Regards, Havanaman

**Ever Ready** · 08-25-04 10:25

I always thought farting was part of everyday life. You mean some people never fart unless they've been screwed in the ass?
Lol
ER

**Tenchi** · 08-24-04 23:53

The whole farting thing just means you did a good job of it too, maybe not romantic but reassuring.

**Alan** · 08-23-04 20:18

Cujo60,

I don't know where you got that information from. But farting is a part of the scene. Usually occurs during the act or upon withdrawal after a vigorous round of ass-pounding.

Alan

**Cujo60** · 08-23-04 03:00

Another thing that I have noticed is that when you finish inside a girl, she gets the farts for the next couple of days, very unromantic. lol

**Boxcc** · 08-18-04 18:43

Havanaman, would that be the front parts or the back parts of the older parts of Europe? Just curious. lol.

**Organicgrowth** · 08-16-04 19:37

Yes Thanks Tenchi

Ask my friend Boxcc, he will tell you, weird way is my midle name.... But as long as its clean she will take it again and again and again. Well at least twice anyway...

Traveling right now, Doing some of the older parts of Europe,
More when I get back. These key boards are just too much for an old fart like me.

Regards, Havanaman

**Tenchi** · 08-12-04 14:05

Alan,

Hasn't happened to me, but a friend told me he withdrew out of her bum only for her to unceremoniously fart poo all over the bed.

Worst that's happened to me is when a little poo sort of flicked out onto her bum, which I moped up quickly - I didn't tell her.

Havanna

It's not the ejaculation that induces the need to for a #2, but the movement of thrusting that stimulates the bowels. I've done covered and bareback and haven't noticed a difference. Oh and that was one hell of weird way to wash yourself!

**Organicgrowth** · 08-08-04 22:39

Alan,

I must agree with you 100% on your comments! Been there a number of times, but it's so natural now that it ceases to affect me.

Once I had the chica wash Mr. Happy for me in the sink. I just took my position in front of the basin and the chica proceeded to wash my pubic area, my shaft and balls: before we jumped into the shower. It made for a great experience, especially when I could see myself in the cabinet mirror on the wall. It was crazy, erotic and sick all at the same time: a real odd buzz but one I would like to re-experience… (I guess it must be related to having mirrors on a ceiling…). Anyway, the chica found it very hard to really wash me good and proper due to my body-size and working form behind, that was the only down size.

We finished in the shower and I returned the compliment by washing her out too.

Regarding the “quiet shit”: again I agree with you; anal sex is the best available cure for constipation. I have a feeling someone mentioned this in an earlier post in reference to BBA (Bare Back Anal) ~ I still have not done this yet, so I remain inexperienced as far as that goes. It would seem that ejaculating inside the chicas arse, sets the whole thing in motion and they just “have to go” so to speak… I must discuss this with some of the G.I. Med. boys!

Regards, Havanaman

**Alan** · 08-08-04 16:00

Nice Post Havanaman,

One note about anal sex with a beautiful woman also is the fact that some embarrassing moments do take place. For instance, remember that time when the little beauty farted on your cock when you withdrew?

What about the sight of messy lube all over the butt cheeks?

Then, most times they excuse themselves after a particularly vigorous round of ass-fucking to go have a quiet shit.

Then they go fix themselves up to go out with you with that tight little asshole is red and bruised.

The wonders of anal sex.

Alan

**Sonidos** · 08-07-04 02:46

JP2U,

Oh yah, I know the look and I know what you mean. I used to do this girl, my neighbor, who had that look. Once I talked her into it, she always wanted it, almost daily. No complaints from me!! She is now married. Lucky guy.

Be safe guys.

Member #1846

**Buzz00** · 08-06-04 23:27

Hey Havana,

The supply where I am seems not to have dried up. I could always Fedex you a coupla tubes.

Cheers

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**CanCan** · 08-06-04 21:09

You guys crack me up. LOL

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