Massages

[Rubber Nursey]

Listen 'ere, luv...

If you don't quit butcherin' our beaut Aussie lingo, you're gonna cop a size 8 Blundie fair up yer Khyber.

Cheers mate,
From a true blue, dinky di, Aussie sheila.

[Ausse Salt]

G"day Mates, One ov me best times ever at an AMP wuz one ev'ning durin' a small snowfall (Crikey, your NorthEast gets some bugger weather!). I was on holiday from me work and stopped into the joint a wee bit before closin'. The mum led me to the room and after I wuz starkers to the table shower.

I was thinkin' this wuz me dingo nite - becaue a few months before I dropped in'round the same time and all there wuz is this chubby mum for a ho-hum CBJ (that I paid the prime doagh for). Anyhou, mum waited 'til after the decent shower and dry-off to tell old salt that she wuz the only bowler in the joint! So I wuz off me nob a bit, but went on and said "no worries, luv - we'll do the place rotten anyhou."
So I went back to the room with her, laid out the dough, and helped her out ov her togs. She 'ad a bit of a saggy bod (so-so for a house-mum), but too right, I wuz ready to paint up holly. I told mum to lay down on her chest an' I'd give her a rub, and I paid alotta attention to her backside. When I asked if she wuz a policeman - she laughed so hard she right fell off the bloomin' bed! After the flip, I teased her some more, and then went on to pork her dirty! She wuz quite into it, especally doggie -- and then before I went off, she pullled off the durex and did BBJ before tossin' me off.

We went back to TS to wash up, and she even got me devil 'ard again and gave more BBJ action and a second toss. I 'ad spent some 90 minutes with her -- no other bludgers rang up the door. On me way out, I noticed she 'ad dimmed out the lighs after me first shower. I never saw her again -- the bleedin cobbers came in a few monthes later and shut the joint down. The old mum 55 or so may be on the job at a tatshack near you!

Salty

[Ausse Salt]

Hey Mates,

Any newbie who is nervous about visitin' his first AMP, this thread gives nothin' but fair dinkum crackerjack advice for the first-timer. Read your way through the posts, pay attention, and follow the advice -- and you new joeys will be ready to 'ave a go like a tazzie tiger. Too right!

##### Salty

[Crazy Dick]

most amps are run by korean's. speeking korean will help you go a long way in an amp. i hope the following helps you get a little extra out of you amp visits.
crazy dick

"korean sex slang

po ji-----literally means, "pussy"
cha ji-------- means "dick" or "cock
u bong------- means "tits"
mo go-------- means "eat"
nae---pronounced like "nay"-----means "yes"
so, if you touch her lips with a finger, and ask "cha ji mogo?"
well, you get it!
if you say, "po ji mogo?" you just asked to eat her pussy!
flattery will get you everywhere!
i pun------the i is pronounced as an "e" and pun is is pronounced like
"puun"---- means "pretty"
yo ja---------means "girl"
so, if you say, "i pun yo ja" you would be saying "pretty girl"
ma ni---pronounced "ma nee"---means "much"
"ma ni, ma ni i pun yo ja", means "very, very pretty girl"
the word for lips is "ip" pronounced like "eep"
so, if you say, "ip, chon pa, an ju sae yo"
you are asking her to sit on your face!
cool!
ha ha
however, it is all real, and true
good luck
oh yes
"tang shin ul, sa dang hae yo"
that means, "i love you!" be careful with that one! you could end up
married, and live forever, and regret it!!!!!!"

thank you = cum sum di dah (short version excepted in korean)
your welcome = chum e nay o (make the e sound like the ah sound
and say all together rather quickly. it will take some practice.)

**this is most common word used by koreans to say thanks
kamsa-habnida = thanks

**this is inevitable question from any korean girl.

me ssal-yo= how old are you ?

just show the fingers, if u dont know korean numbers.

**if you want her to take out,this can be helpful to u.

kachhi= together

ka = go

here "yo" is used to add respect...so

(restaurent/park/..) kachhi ka yo= lets go together

if you like to tell her just to give a ring , u can use this sentence

chona =phone
chuseyo = give
chona chuseyo= call me

**
jemoseyo= having fun ?

ani(yo) = no, ney=yes

[Kenn Jack]

i post mostly on the mass and ri boards, but love massage. i have had 3 experiences with "tantra", 2 from therapists and one from cindy spice of las vegas. the bad one was an asian women, lily, from washington, dc a total phoney and rip-off. the second was from rani here in boston and was mind bending. the cindy experience was the best of all and worth the price of admission by and of itself. i think it is worth experiencing and if you check the e** g**** you can find traving ladires. also if you google and use tantra you should be happy with the temple.

good luck

jack

[Connaisseur]

Here's a thought for all of you fellow AMP lovers: we love the Asian style, and have frequented all of those Korean/Chinese/Malaysian etc. places. Now, it has come to my attention that all over Europe Indian-style massage establishments are popping up (think Tantra, Kama Sutra, etc.); I intend to check a few of thouse out on occasion, but I was wondering if any of these services have become available in our fair country. To be honest, I like the idea... Any ideas/input on that, anyone?

[Travel Sales]

Hey guys,

For some reason there have been alot of AMP opening in our area (Biloxi Ms.) There are three or four in gulfport.One just opened called the Bamboo,the owner tells me she has three young,pretty girls working.Havent had a chance to check it out yet! Then there is three in ocean springs Ms. VIP,Stess Away and Lucky spa. The last one is my favorite, there are two Fine,Fine,Fine! girls working there now. Dee Dee has long perfect legs,very nice ass,thin,natural perky breast,and has a very clean shaven pussy.And knows how to use it!(you will fall in love with her!) The owner Tina will give you a body shampoo and sometimes starts the massage. I highly recomend the lucky spa on HWY 90 it cost me 160 for FS,CBJ,HJ.

[Zidaho]

My ex-wife is a masseuse, I used to get a kick out of the horny guys who would leave messages on her machine around midnight. Ha, ha. She is a totally straight masseuse at least these past 20 years and still straight massages a number of famous celebrities/politicians but what I respected about her is that she was such a nasty **** when we met 20 years ago, that and her titalating stories / experiences. Ddamn, that's why I married her!! Now we are just good ole (goofy) friends. I have to say though, pound for pound and for the money Thai women are the best masseuses in the world just in sheer terms of guantity, quality and cost. However, that said, I have had a few absolutely gorgeous American masseuses the past few years who have such an elegant intimacy, voice, and touch and subtle like sensuality about them that even today I remember the experience almost as though we had an intimate encounters . . . and it was beyond relaxing!! However, I like the way the Thai girls charge liike 5-$10 bucks for a massage and the way they get right down and almost wrestle. Of course many of the Thai girls use massage as just one component in their repertoire for pleasing the customer, and it's those other components which are the most pressing factors for me these days.

[Arch West]

Sounds like a good idea. I'll start. The best experience I had was in Sacramento, CA. It was several years ago, I've heard the AMP scene isn't very good there anymore. But I digress. I paid the $50.00 house fee and was directed to a room. The "hostess" asked me to get undressed and she would escort me to the "pool." I thought, "pool" what's up with that? Curiosity well in tow and followed instructions and was lead to a warm pool. Similar to what has been described to me as bath houses in other parts of the world. It felt great and I relaxed for about 5 minutes. Soon this very attractive asian lady, dressed in a silk kimono came to "gather me" and take me back to the massage room. Once on the table a rather good 20 minute massage took place. To add to the experience a warm electic blanket was strategically placed so my buddy "johnson" could bury his head into into. Felt great.

On the "flip" I was a little concerned, because no mention of "wadda you want" was uttered. I'm thinking uh-oh, not good. So I decide to let me hands wander a little over this silk kimono, working my hand up and down her leg. Next thing I know, she smiles, leans down and lightly kisses me on the lips. Never had that happen before or since. She steps back from the table and literally rips her kimono open revealing a great rack and very sexy red lingerie. Don't get me wrong, she didn't ruin her kimono. Apparently it had some kind of snap connection from top to bottom on this outfit. She steps out of her outfit, comes over and lays on top of me. With her face about two inches from mine, and as she gently rubbed herself against me, she asks me what I want. I said something really articulate like....uh,I want you!!! Masterful, huh? She giggles and gets up off me. She invites me over to the in-room shower. I wander over in full-upright salute and she asks me if I want to take her lingerie off. Again, something masterfully articulate like.....uh, yeah! It took me about 3-4 minutes to get that lingerie off as I kissed her all over, sucked on those great tits and slid my finger slightly inside her as the panties came off. The giggles turned to slight moans and we were quickly in the shower. She put on a plastic hair cover to keep her hair mostly dry. She then proceeded to give my a great body-to-body lathering. Five minutes later she was drying me off.

Back on to the massage table she mounts me with "johnson" firmly in her hads. She starts moaning and stroking me and then drops the question. "How much you give me?" I told her $100 and she didn't miss a beat. I hadn't realized she was putting a condom on me as she stroked me...(I guess I was a little pre-occupied) She says, "Oh, Baby" and slides me insides her. All I could handle was two positions, (her on top and mish) and it was pop-fini.

It seemed like longer, but it was only 70 minutes. My how time flies when you're having fun. All in all, A well-invested $150.00.

[Connaisseur]

Hailing from AMP-paradise Maryland, the posts on this board inspired me to suggest a survey/competition with the goal to find the "Best AMP in the country" or the "Best AMP experience ever", as mileage tends to vary within one and the same AMP.

Many of us get to travel throughout the country and could possibly contribute their most memorable experience in their AMP-mongering career.

I will dig in my own AMP-memory archive and add my 2 cents shortly...

Conn.

[Scrodie]

I've been to a several AMPs in Las Vegas. Most only do HJ. The only one that I've been offered FS is VIP Massage (corner Valley View and Sirius, near Jaguar's). VIP is really a "non-A" MP, as they seem to have more non-Asians working there than Asians. The upsell is $100, $150 and $200, for nude HJ, CBJ and FS respectively. The girls I've seen there are quite hot. I wish they offered table showers though.

I've been to Jade Garden once and had a very good experience. It was one of the few AMPs here where the masseuse went right for my member without the requisite negotiations (I tipped her at the end). A guy recently reported a not-so-good experience there on the Las Vegas forums, YMMV as always. The other places I like in Las Vegas are Ocean Spa and Rainbow Spa, for different reasons. Ocean Spa has the best "treat you like an emperor" feel and Rainbow has very good massages, though they don't always offer extras. I tried to go to Hon Yun one night, but they were closed for some reason. I've had mixed luck at the places on West Sahara, and generally good luck with the places on Paradise near the Stratosphere, though they seem pricey and cater to tourists. Sunset (Pecos, north of Sunset) is quite good, though can also be pricey. Again, none of these places typically do anything beyond a HJ, except for VIP. Las Vegas is notorious for little "bang for the buck" at AMPs.

I haven't been to the New Orleans AMPs in ten years or so. My favorite was in a kind of run-down strip mall next to an urban bar that always had an NOPD cop working the door. They often went into FS without even asking. After the table shower and a brief massage, she'd put on the helmet and hop on. I'm glad there are three places still operating. I had heard that NOPD really cracked down and shut them all down. Apparently, they had solved all the serious crime problems in The City That Care Forgot and shifted their attention to AMPs.

Arch West, I'll pm you about that masseuse.

[T Birdy]

Hello guys,

Thought I'd put in my two cents here from Indianapolis. I have multiple posts of detailed "massage" encounters here in the circle city - some more successful than others. But if you read them, you can learn something from every experience (As I have).

In general, I've found that going right for the respectful finger dance up her leg will take all the mystery out of your experience. More than leaving money in site or cryptic hand motions, you'll know in a hurry what's up. Some here will not discuss anything with you untill you touch them between the legs!

They're used to it and you will not be insulting them. If you are upfront, straight and respectful of them, you'll both have a better time. Also, I always respect their wishes as to what they will or will not do. I do not push, but rather enjoy the experience. At any rate, you may even get a good massage out of it!

T Birdy

[Arch West]

Thanks for the post, JJ and Scrodie. I have a couple questions, though. Are both of your experiences with AMP's in the Big Easy? Have either of you tried Las Vegas AMP's? If so, what has been your experience?

If you PM me, I'll give you digits for a private provider in Las Vegas. Again, no FS. But she'll give you a great nude, sensual massage with "release" for buck and a half.

I too want to add my thanks to Jackson. Great board, good info and great price! We need the equivilant in a provider! Of course I'm from a place where they cover GQ in the 7-11 to reduce the corruption of our young. So any kind of provider would be good!

[Jon Jones]

cbr boy

i can’t add much to the previous recommendations. i’m fairly new to the hobby myself. i have never visited an establishment that didn’t have favorable reviews on this board. this board is a tremendous resource in determining what services might be available. (thanks again jackson!)

check out what the lady is wearing. i’m not looking for fs, but i do appreciate the beauty of the female body. if she’s wearing heavy levi’s, a blouse that has a dozen buttons and shoes that need to be untied, i figure i’m probably not getting much more than a massage and maybe a hj. however, if she’s wearing a loose dress and sandals my hands go exploring.

while i’m in my 50’s, i’ve been told i have a le look. to counter this, i try to be standing or sitting on the edge of the table, completely nude with my dick semi-hard, when the lady comes in. most cops won’t go this far. the fact i’m exposed seems to put some girls at ease that i’m not a cop.

on a first visit i usually leave a few 20s in sight next to my wallet but i never mention payment for additional services. in the end, no extra service, no tip. but when the service is good i like to slightly over tip. most girls have good memories.

treat the ladies with respect. while most make good money, it can be a dangerous profession. one provider i know was beaten and raped last year. the amp owners didn’t feel they could call the police.

let us know how you’re doing. have the tips helped?

[ChefDog]

Scrodie reports:

"The only place I received FS is New Orleans, though I have heard they had a major crackdown and all the good establishments there (on Chef Hwy) are history."

There are three places currently twitching on CM. I have gotten FS at the first (just past the bowling alley), have looked into the one in the strip mall and the one way out past the interstate bypass to Chalmette. They didn't tempt me. And the FS in the first, while cheap (total $80), was not any fun.

Chef