General Info

[Downandup]

Numbers about registered sex workers in Germany: https://www.destatis.de/DE/Presse/Pr...3_368_228.html.

Some expected: Registered sex workers total 2019 - 40.3 k, 2021 - 23.7 k, 2022 - 28 k.

Some less expected: For 2022 per citizenship. DE - 18%, RO - 35%, BG - 11%, ESP - 6%.

Those numbers make me wonder how many working girls were there before ProstSchG became law. 100 K? Or more? But it also means that I am hoping for more girls to start working in FKK's etc.

[Sirioja]

Terrific reporting on the state of the FKK world. But there is a different additional part of the FKK world. I. E. Modest operations that specialize in low cost AO (bareback everything) like the RTCs (Roter Teppich Club Red Carpet Club) or La Luna.

My impression is that they are all at least 80% back. But I've been away since COVID, so what do I know.

I don t experience same when on 2022 and 2023 , I found great girls in Germany and at Freubad. Ch. We experience from what we are. When You behave like a tourist, You will get tourist level. Germany still worth for me when new rates attract girls from escorting for less expensive than in Switzerland. 150/80 or 200/85/90 for my expériences with girls looking like elegant women. I will keep on.

[Neurosynth]

Terrific reporting on the state of the FKK world. But there is a different additional part of the FKK world. I. E. Modest operations that specialize in low cost AO (bareback everything) like the RTCs (Roter Teppich Club – Red Carpet Club) or La Luna.

My impression is that they are all at least 80% back. But I've been away since COVID, so what do I know.

[Sirioja]

Also escorts, for less expensive than most Sharks girls who are not on escort level for look nor GFE.

[SerpentX]

Very well written. Unfortunately there's no alternative to FKKs in the moment. Safety, cleanliness, easy to access, price, quantity and quality of girls, and wellness facility provide by the club all make it still the best option for mongers.

Here is my mega post for a six club tour of the NRW area plus Oase. TL / DR: The FKK Club system is dying and many of the girls are sex robots. FKK Babylon and Samya are the exceptions.

Impressions of FKK Babylon Saunaclub in Elsdorf:

The club is clean and medium sized and geared for a local crowd of German retirees, not international business travelers. It has an outdoor pool and indoor sauna and hot tub / jacuzzi. Reception is straight ahead, then you backtrack to the entrance where the lockers and showers are located. Wallets or valuables don't have a separate locker. Tons of little towels available in a rack opposite reception for drying off and one large towel given to you when you pay the entrance of 70 Euro for covering up. No robes. Girls are naked. They charge 60 Euro for the first half hour and 50 Euro more for each additional half hour. Minimal discussion of up charges. The lineup was actually pretty decent, with relatively few heavily tattooed girls. A good number of natural breasts. Pretty much 95% Romanian, like most clubs. Reasonably young and attractive girls. No very old or very ugly girls. One group of younger, fresher girls with minimal tattoos and no silicone were sitting together in the smoking area. None of them spoke English, which is pretty unusual. Two girls wandering around were too overweight to call voluptuous. Probably around 20 girls. Saw several blowjobs in public, but didn't see any sex in public. Very small dining area. Food was spotty. Often I would be standing behind an overweight German who was scraping the steam tray bare and I was left without even gravy or crumbs. I would say the food was club average, meaning edible, but unacceptable if it were a restaurant. Attendance on a Saturday afternoon was about 4:1 guys to girls. The guys were all ethnic German and skewed pretty old. I didn't see any Turks, for example. I didn't hear any English, except when speaking to the girls. The ratio of guys to girls was terrible, yet I never had to wait for a girl. Seemed like many guys were there to quietly drink beer and watch soccer. It is always funny to me when a "club" is playing dance music and has party lights and there are naked girls and the girls are faced with a roomful of sedate overweight Germans staring at a TV. If the FKK clubs were in Latin America, everyone would be talking and laughing and dancing and hooting at the girls. Instead, it feels like a motor vehicle registration office. It's not bad for relaxing, it's just funny. Had rooms with 2 Romanian girls, one was named Tanja. She had well done breast implants. I don't like implants and I didn't notice until she was upside down for the BBBJ and I could see the scars. Pretty lackluster session with no GFE feeling and no real passion. Average acceptable Romanian service. The other girl, whose name I can't remember, was worse and tried to block me from entering her pussy deeply and refused to really kiss. I left the room without cumming. It was that bad. Where is the reputation for service? I thought Babylon was supposed to have great service. I was searching out a replacement, but couldn't really find another girl that inspired me. Then I saw an African girl named Iman from Mali. Attractive face and decent body. Great engaging personality. Perfect English. Top notch service. Great passionate kissing, enthusiasm for DATY, great soft deep BBBJ with unprompted stroking of my anus, and enthusiastic deep FS. 10/10 for service. At this point, I decided to ditch the Romanian girls and try another African girl. This time the girl was Chayna from Rwanda with a huge Afro and she was big fleshy voluptuous girl, unlike my usual favorites. She offered rimming for an extra 30, I accepted and she went to town. Full on rimming for a solid 5-10 minutes. Basically another 10/10 performer. Based on these two girls, the FKK clubs need to start hiring African girls, or maybe I need to look into traveling to Africa. Getting to Babylon is not easy and essentially requires a rental car. The public transportation from Cologne is spotty and requires taking a train to Horrem, then trying to take a bus to nearby Babylon and walking, or taking an expensive taxi, all of which was time consuming and wasn't as straightforward as I thought it would be. It would have been much faster to rent a car from Cologne airport. Also, when I requested a taxi at Babylon to get back to my hotel, the Babylon reception, which barely spoke any English, acted as if that was a tall order and I would be lucky if they could find one. Uber didn't work. No drivers in this rural part of Germany, and apparently the German government has tried to crush Uber. In a nutshell, rent a car.

For the international traveler who is looking to mix a few FKK visits into their holiday, this might be a club worth checking out. It is much smaller than Sharks or Oase, but it is a very well done medium sized local club. It is difficult to access via public transportation, and it is not located near any other tourist attractions. If you were traveling with a wingman and renting a car, then I would definitely include Babylon. There is a website that lists the girls in attendance at Babylon, but the pics are scrubbed of tattoos. If you look at the pictures and add some large tattoos for about half the girls, then you have a decent idea of what to expect. Of note, the ages of the girls are listed and I was surprised to see that both African girls were significantly older than I would have guessed.

https://www.saunaclubs.org/huren/clu...lub-babylon.1/

Later in my trip, after visiting 5 other FKK clubs, I decided to return to FKK Babylon. As you'll see in my other reviews, my experience at the other clubs was pretty disappointing. I returned to Babylon because it was the best of the six clubs. Not necessarily the best facilities, although they were very good. Definitely not the best food. The girls at Babylon gave the best service. That is why I returned. For my second visit, I started with Nadja, a Romanian with long dark hair with white highlights braided into corn rows. She had some acne scarring. I didn't have high hopes, but she was the girl that really confirmed my choice to return. Good kissing, responsive to DATY, great soft BBBJ, followed by excellent wide open covered vaginal sex. She was a home run. Given that experience, I started looking again at girls I had overlooked. My next choice was Katerina, a tiny Bulgarian girl with puffy nipples and big tits for her size. Again, great kissing, very active and appreciative during DATY and again wide open welcoming wet covered vaginal sex. A second home run. Lastly, I chose Sara, a girl who had some negative comments on the lineup link that I posted above. I didn't know that until later. She spoke about 5 words in English. Sara has cafe au lait skin with a gap between her two front teeth and a freckle below one breast and no tattoos that I can remember. I had caught her eye and she seemed very interested in me. Later, she sat in the jacuzzi and kept looking me in the eye, but remember that she couldn't speak English basically at all. Clearly, she wanted to go to the room with me, but it would be awkward since we couldn't communicate. Well, it wasn't awkward. It was awesome. I think she was attracted to me more than just attracted to my wallet. She gave a 10/10 GFE experience from start to finish. The best kissing from any girl in 6 clubs. After my experiences in the other clubs, I was ready to write about the death of the FKK experience, and it certainly is dying in most clubs, but Babylon still has those fresh girls that haven't turned into robots, the experience I remember from when I first started going to FKK clubs 15 years ago.

For what it is worth, I have found that if the girl is kissing well and responding with enthusiasm early, I will then tell her that I want to go slow and stay an hour in the room. That worked well at Babylon.

Impressions of FKK Samya in Cologne:

The club is large and becomes a party in the evening. It is clean and attracts a younger bearded crowd of men, presumably Turks / Muslims. The girls tended to be younger than the average in FKK clubs. They are currently under construction, so most of the lockers are located down a skinny hallway. The showers are a small area downstairs along with the sauna and steam room. The food was club average, edible but nothing special. Reception is behind the building, so if you arrive walking from the street, you have to walk to the right of the building to the parking lot, where you will find the entrance. In the main bar area, there is an elevated stage and in the evening, the music switched to a DJ and the girls would dance along with guests. It was the exact opposite of the FKK Babylon scene with its fat and sedate old German men. The atmosphere at FKK Samya was a lively dance party. Even the older German guys were reasonably physically fit and got up on the stage, in fact the best "act" was a German guy in his 70's with a moustache who had brought crazy props for his dance performance, including a stuffed animal, a cane, colored glasses, and multiple layers of shirts that he stripped off. It was totally amateur, but funny.

The entrance was 70 Euro and the girls were asking 50 Euro per half hour. That includes no real kissing only chaste pecking, covered blowjob, and covered vaginal sex. Better service requires negotiation. I found girls ready to accept 150 Euro / hour for real GFE, with French kissing and BBBJ. Nonetheless, I had 3 girls who promised good service, and only one actually provided good service. The first girl had a dark shoulder length bob and wore glasses. She had large dragon-like tattoos on her back. She told me she was 19 years old. She barely kissed and only became pleasant after prolonged DATY. I had watched her interact with other guests and girls and she seemed to have a pleasant personality, but I didn't get much of that in the room. The session ended fine, but it was nothing special. Performance was 5/10. The second girl was named Sara, had blonde hair and almost no tattoos, only a subtle one on her wrist with a name and a crown. She said she was 21 years old. She was very sweet and pleasant and had a beautiful natural body and small beautiful breasts. She kissed with decent enthusiasm and opened herself wide for deep vaginal sex. Would rate her performance around a 7-8/10. The last girl was a real disaster. I believe her name was Isabella. She wasn't naked in the club, and so I suffered a nasty surprise in the room. In fact, none of the girls are naked in Samya. A few were topless. This girl's body was a real disappointment once the clothes came off. Her performance was even worse. She had sad looking saggy tiny breasts and a baby tummy. She claimed she loved to kiss and have her pussy eaten. In the room, she did neither. I stood up after 5 minutes and left the room. Performance 1/10. I will never understand this. If I were her and I knew that my body would be a disappointment, I would work doubly hard to make the customer happy and leave raving about my service. Instead, the crummy body matches the crummy service. Overall, the club was lively and fun, but two of three girls were disappointing. I was planning to have 4 girls but after the third one, I was disgruntled and left the club. I guess that at FKK Samya, things are back to pre-COVID normal, meaning you have to do your due diligence and closely vet every girl and make certain the bare minimum list of services (kissing with tongue, pussy eating, blow job without condom) is agreed to before you go to the room. I have been spoiled by Thailand and Spain and Colombia, where I haven't had to be so clinical before the act.

Impressions of Acapulco Gold. Ratingen.

Small club with absolute minimum of wellness facilities, basically just a small sauna. No pool, no jacuzzi. There is a terrace on the roof, but no way to cool off. The receptionist was pleasant and spoke decent English. Entrance was 30 Euro. Time with the girls is 50 Euro per half hour. One of the girls was enlisted to give a tour, which was pretty funny since there wasn't much to see. The first floor has a shower and bathroom for the men. The shower has a slight musty smell. The bathroom has a slight urine smell. The parking lot and outdoor entrance way was strewn with bits of trash and debris. I parked and stepped on an empty blister pack of Cialis as I walked in the parking lot. As you walk past the showers on the left (with an entrance "decorated" with metal chains serving as a curtain) you pass the cinema playing porn on the right and enter the main room with sofas and TVs playing music videos. Soft drinks are available as self-serve from a soda fountain, which I think all clubs should have. Leaving the main room leads you to a sunroom for smoking and the entrance to the kitchen / dining area. Only hard boiled eggs, cheese, and sliced ham and rolls were available. Apparently hot food is served later in the evening. The lineup was fairly meager. I counted 12 girls and probably 20-25 guys. It was midday midweek. It was the be team: Hard edged stick thin 20 year old Romanian girls who were looking angry as they sharply spoke to each other in Romanian and then a few Spanish-speaking girls, including one from Dominican Republic and one from Colombia. The Latinas were older, minimum late 30's. Pamela, the girl who gave my tour, was a pleasant buxom blonde, likely in her thirties also. She had been mentioned in an ISG post recently warning everyone to stay clear, so I did. As I looked around the room, no young mongers. Basically, the place seemed like a nursing home with elderly Germans wearing bathrobes and slippers with vacant stares wandering around aimlessly and middle-aged black haired "nurses" with black eye makeup in revealing outfits. I skipped the Romanians and I went with Caramela, the girl from the Dominican Republic. DR girls are usually passionate and sexy. She was good with light FK and deep wet vaginal sex. Excellent service if she had been Romanian, but only average for a Latina. After patiently waiting a few hours to find a suitable second girl, I decided that the lineup was just too blah to bother. Left after only spending 80 Euro. Crazy. Don't think I've ever left an FKK club without even spending 100 Euro. Yes the entrance was inexpensive and the girls' rate is inexpensive, but I was hoping for something more and had plenty of money to spend. I wasn't looking for a bargain, I was looking for fun. Looking at their clientele, I worry about the future of FKK clubs in Germany. So many clients who are literally a few years away from assisted living. This is not a club for international business travelers looking for a peak luxury experience, in fact, after COVID I'm not sure if any club meets that target other than maybe Sharks. It's sad. I realize that Acapulco Gold is a small club, but it just seems down at the heel and almost depressing with trash strewn all around the entrance, not worth traveling to experience.

Impressions of Club Venus, Hamminkeln.

This an absolutely beautiful medium sized club that feels brand new with great clean facilities. Two large jacuzzis on the large patio with about 6-8 outdoor cabins for sex and lots of chaise longue. Nice medium sized sauna and another jacuzzi inside. The rooms are clean, and have vinyl covers on the beds and bottles of disinfectant spray, so I'm assuming they are actually cleaned regularly. Entrance is 60 Euro, which includes 9 Euro towards the a la carte menu. There is no buffet. The food was actually pretty good for club food. I would say among the best I've had in a club, which is a pretty low bar. You order from the menu, then they give you a transponder which beeps when the food is ready. They place the food in a tiny dining area down a hallway across from reception. The showers were clean. Everything seemed very new and well maintained. It is a difficult club to visit without a car and taxi service is very spotty. The receptionist didn't even have a number to call for a taxi. Thankfully, another employee had the number of "Dickman" taxi. Yes. I'm not kidding. Google it and scribble down the number, because you will need it if you don't bring a car. Guess all of the guests drive themselves. I would say of all of the small and medium sized clubs that I've visited over the years (and that would be about a dozen or more), this is one of the very nicest. They obviously hired an interior designer and the lighting and wallpaper and decorations were all top notch. The only similar "classy" and clean and "designer" club I can think of is FKK Sakura. Among medium sized clubs, Babylon in Elsdorf also has nice facilities, but it would take second place to Sakura and Venus. The other mongers were relatively young and fit and pretty much entirely ethnic German. The club was more energetic than many small clubs. The girls would take turns jumping up and dancing sexily in the birdcage in front of the bar, and the bartender would turn on the smoke machine. It was actually pretty entertaining. The TVs were playing some gorgeous solo softcore stripping from a website called:

https://www.stasyq.com

It was very classy and arousing, unlike the hardcore crap that FKK Oase always plays in the hallways and in the lounge, which was more of a sensory overload and gross turnoff. If you want hardcore porn, Venus has a cinema downstairs for that, but it doesn't intrude on the intentional sensuality of the main part of the club. Overall, everything in the club was "on point". That's the good part. The bad part is that the girls were disappointing. I stayed throughout the afternoon and into the evening. There were simply not enough hot girls. I counted 10 girls and about 25 guys. Only a few of the girls were naked or topless, but most were wearing bras and panties, and only a few of the girls really appealed. They were charging 50 Euro per half hour and that included FK, BBBJ, DATY, and covered FS, so the pricing was very reasonable. I confirmed that pricing and services with the girls beforehand. I chose a Bulgarian named Mia, who had a pleasant personality and face, not one of the pissed off faces with vertical wrinkles between the brows that so many of the Romanian girls sport. She was a 8/10 performer, and I was very happy. Her tits were deflated and a little wrinkly, which was a disappointment when she removed the bra, but otherwise, she was a very good girlfriend experience. I tend to have much more luck with sensual GFE sex with Bulgarians than Romanians. No idea why. The pickings were slim but, for my next girl, I had found a pretty blonde girl with glasses and gorgeous natural breasts, and waited for her to finish a room, then watched her leave the building in her street clothes very early in the evening. Damn. No idea why she left during prime time. That left me with not much to choose from. I selected the one girl who was naked most of the time. She had no obvious tattoos and very pretty smallish natural breasts. Body type perfect for me. A Romanian girl with long black hair with the most pleasant face of all of the Romanian girls, which isn't saying much. Her name was Bianca. Was not a good choice. Started to kiss her and sensually stroke her body and you could tell she felt like my foreplay was just wasting her time. You could tell that from the moment we entered the room that it would be a race to fuck and get out of the room ASAP. At this point, I will mention to the ISG reader that I am scrupulously clean, very polite and gentle, and many girls mistake me for a celebrity. So, in other words, she's not trying to hurry because I'm disgusting or fat or stinky or have bad breath or whatever. She is just a scam artist. I started to lick and very lightly suck on her nipples, and she immediately complained that it hurt too much. I started soft wet sensual DATY, which most girls love. The Bulgarian girl clearly loved it, for example. And why wouldn't you love it? You get paid to just lie there and enjoy? Instead, after about 5 minutes, Bianca said "that's enough of that", and proceeded to push me away and wiped her pussy with a paper towel so she could get started on the blow job (and finish me off as quickly as possible). At this point, my dick was super soft. Due to her attitude, I was turned off nearly to the point of anger, which means my body refuses to make an erection. She didn't deserve an erection. She sucked long enough to get me hard, slipped on a condom and it was all over in the blink of an eye. Wasted time. Wasted money. Wasted sperm. If I had known, I would have just repeated with the Bulgarian. She was sensual and sexy, despite the less perfect body. At this point, I decided that the remaining girls were not worth it, so I spoke with the receptionist about getting a taxi. Took some awkward searching for a phone number of a taxi company and waiting for 20 minutes. My hotel was 5 miles away on empty rural roads. Took less than 10 minutes to drive. The fare was 35 Euro. Ouch.

In summary, beautiful facilities, among the very best for a club of this size, with a disappointing lineup of girls. Whether it is post COVID or some other factor, all of the clubs seem to have plenty of guys and only a meager number of lower quality girls. I think the clubs should start recruiting in Latin America and Africa. Those girls know service. I guess the stumbling block is a work visa, but a half dozen Colombian girls in any club would wipe the floor with the Romanian girls. Experience one room with a Colombian or Brazilian girl and most guys would be waiting in line for the South Americans and wouldn't even talk to the Romanians. Maybe the price of 50 Euro per half hour is keeping the prettier girls out of the business? I always felt that keeping the price at 50 Euros for well over 10 years was foolish. This is why the girls started offering crap service for the 50 Euro price, then adding DFK and BBBJ as an "extra" and meanwhile so many of the very best girls disappeared from the brothels and FKK clubs into the online independent sex work world. In my opinion, an FKK session should be great sex. That means a bare minimum of DFK with tongue, DATY, BBBJ, and covered FS, all delivered with a sensual girlfriend attitude. You already paid up to 70 Euro entrance fee, maybe airfare, maybe hotel, maybe taxi fare. Cheapening out on payment for the sex is foolish. If I could be guaranteed great sex, I would pay more than what they are currently charging. Maybe if the standard price was 70 Euro, the prettier girls would return to work in the clubs and the girls would offer great sex? The FKK market is still screwed up: way too many guys overall, way too many guys not going to a room and merely watching, not enough girls, not enough attractive girls, pricing from 10 years ago, overall mediocre service. Old and ugly and overweight and tattooed girls are becoming the norm. It is a mess. An economist would point out that an open labor market would bring in fresh motivated girls from South America and Africa and Southeast Asia and the problem would be instantly fixed and everyone would be happy, monger and owner and provider alike. The only ones who wouldn't like it are the Romanian girls. Somehow, brothels in Spain seem to get lots of young South Americans, so why can't the FKK clubs in Germany (not counting the older Latinas of SKY club in Wuppertal).

Impressions of Penelope Club in Castrop-Rauxel.

This is another slightly down at the heel club, like Acapulco Gold. It's clean, but just not a "luxury" experience. Entry was cheap. Only 30 Euro. The girls were charging 50 Euro per half hour for FK, DATY, BBBJ, covered sex. There is an outdoor sauna and a small outdoor pool, no indoor jacuzzi or other indoor wellness facilities. Fine for summer. Not sure how you would "relax" in the winter without any indoor facilities. Pretty much everything else is in one big room with concrete walls and concrete ceilings. Very industrial and sterile feel to the room, like at a high school that is decorated for prom. The decor looks like someone without interior design training searched online for "party decorations" about 20 years ago and then they never updated the decor. The pillars located around the room are "decorated" with water filled panels that appear to have tiny bubbles floating upwards, however, most of panels are cracked and only half full of water. The food was club normal: grilled sausages and French fries and salad. Edible. Soda fountain and coffee machine available for self service. Plenty of towels. Small room with porn on TV, otherwise TVs in main room are playing music videos. Music was played medium volume, not deafening. Clientele was a good mix of ages and half German half Turkish. When I arrived at 12:00 noon, there were only 4-5 girls and probably 30-40 guys. The ratio got worse as the evening went on. I would say the ratio of men to women at Penelope was the worst I have ever seen. By early evening, there were literally 150+ guys and probably 30 women. At least 5 of those were very attractive. I went with 3 girls. First was Patricia, who was almost certainly Romanian but claimed to be from Valencia Spain. Spoke English with an Eastern European accent. She was overweight, and not really my type, but when I chose her early after the club opened, she was the best of the 5 girls available. Service was good, nothing special. Next girl was Ellen or Helen, a beautiful Romanian with natural pert tits and minimal tattoos who stood near the small lockers all evening. She had dark hair in a bob that was chin length. I had high hopes, since she was so attractive. Poor service. No enthusiasm. Another sex robot trying to get out of the room in record time. At this point, I was getting discouraged. I did see a dark black girl, and assumed that she was probably African and that I would finally have a positive experience. No luck. As I went to speak with her, another guy moved in and away they went. It was getting late and I didn't want to wait in line for her. I saw a very slim and youthful girl with braided pig tails who looked very natural. Her name was Christina. Romanian, of course. She said she was 20 years old with no kids. Get to the room and: no kissing, no stroking her body because she's "too ticklish", no DATY. Only "relax baby while I give you blowjob", basically to get me hard quickly so we can fuck in 5 minutes and she can return to the hunt ASAP. What a series of crap service and what a sausage fest this club was. I do not understand why locals would come to this club with a ratio of 10 guys for every girl unless they are closeted gays and like to look at naked men. I also don't understand why you would come to a club where the girls offer service like in a laufhaus or Eros center. If I wanted a 5 minute pump and dump, I wouldn't bother with going to a FKK club. Overall, facilities were middle of the pack, a handful of girls were attractive, but the service was crap.

Impressions of FKK Oase.

The first time I visited Oase was about 15 years ago. It was my first visit to an FKK club. It was late summer, a beautiful sunny day with literally hundreds of naked girls walking around in the garden ready to have sex with you at any moment. It was unlike anything you could experience anywhere in the world. I have visited Oase and many other FKK clubs, almost every year since then. COVID put a stop to that. Time has passed, and this visit was my first visit after COVID, and my experience at Oase parallels the other five clubs that I visited on this trip: The FKK clubs are dying. They are a hollow shell of what they were 10-15 years ago, and they are much worse than they were before COVID, when they were already on a steep decline.

In a nutshell, the girls are the problem. No longer can you find a sweet sensual enthusiastic beauty. Instead, the girls are cold and mercenary. The youngest ones are often the most mercenary. I remember when the girls of Oase included girls from many countries and it was such a pleasure to meet them, talk about their home country, and experience "love" from around the world. I am well aware that it is an illusion of "love", but the girls were very good actresses and seldom stepped out of character. I have so many good memories of the most sensual DFK with tongue and stopping long enough to say "Wow wow wow. You are incredible", before diving back into a ferocious and breathless kiss. This would be followed by the most sensual and electric oral and vaginal sex. It was hard to believe that the girls were "faking it", because it just felt so real. Fast forward to today. Cold, quick, and mercenary.

First the facilities: Oase always had one of the best gardens for enjoying a sunny summer day, with the outdoor pool, the bed on the steep little hill with the mirror over the bed, the little cabins and tents. There is a ping pong table and the BBQ station in the yard, as well. The sauna is outside and it large and insanely hot. The huge jacuzzi is adjacent to the indoor dining area, where you can order a la carte pizza in the evenings. The lounge area next to the bar is still as dark as a cave, so it is tough to see whether the girl you are talking to is hot or not. Best to bring her into the light before you commit to anything. The little lockers are across from the bar at the entry and the clothes lockers are downstairs (past the bar). In short, if you have been to Oase before, it is physically unchanged. Now, on to the girls. I would say the lineup was small for my past experience at Oase. Probably 20-25 girls. Probably 50 guys. Remember, that during its heyday, Oase would have 200+ girls and the rooms would be full. You would wait for a key. Nothing like that now. There were a few international traveler types, likely Japanese and Chinese. Later in the evening, a group of what appeared to be Filipino customers arrived. Maybe a few Americans, but not many. This is the only club, besides Sharks, that seems to have a few international travelers post-COVID, which makes sense, since those are the only two mega clubs that have decent facilities and a larger number of girls and everyone can speak English. The girls were almost 100% Romanian. I did see two black African girls, but no Asians or South Americans. My first pick was Nadia, a slim blonde Romanian girl who was standing near reception when I arrived. That might have been a bad sign. Maybe she was desperate for work. Regardless, I wandered around the club for about a hour before deciding that she appealed the most to me. Slim with no tattoos and nice small breasts. Her English was quite good and she "explained" to me that if I wanted a GFE experience, it would be 100 Euro / 30 minutes. The receptionist of course told me that the standard rate of 50 Euro per half hour from the past still applied now. I knew that I would only get crappy service for 50 Euro, so I clarified what I wanted and we went to the room for 100 Euro for 30 minutes. Well, she did everything we discussed, but like a corpse or starfish. Not a mutual experience whatsoever. When I complained and started to leave the room before I had had a chance to cum, she offered to finish for a total of 50 Euro instead of 100 Euro. Weird. I begrudgingly decided to finish rather than leave and pay 50 Euro without cumming at all. Afterwards, I told her that she seemed like she was cold and didn't like her job. She proceeded to explain to me that most guys just want a quick fuck and that after fucking 10 guys a day for months, no girls have any interest in pretending to "make love". Pretty depressing, and makes me wonder why she requested extra for GFE if she refuses to provide it. That pretty much sums up the cold mercenary Romanian sex robot mentality. If I wanted that mechanical type of fucking in Germany, I would just go to an Eros Center or laufhaus, but the whole point of the FKK clubs, starting with Bernds, was top notch service. The steamy and sensual and sexually insatiable girlfriend. Well, the Romanian girls have destroyed that system with the world's worst acting and mediocre mechanical service. I made use of the sauna and had something to eat, then tried to imagine what to do next: Should I just leave? It feels like the end of a romance. The FKK experience is dying. Given my good experience with Africans, I sought out one of the African girls. Her name was Sara and she was from South Africa. I told her about my poor experiences with Romanians and my good experiences with Africans, and hoped that she would step up to the plate and hit a home run for Africa. She reassured me that I would be very happy, and again stated that good service is 100 Euro / 30 minutes. I trusted her reassurances enough to agree to an hour. Things started out pretty good. I requested some South African music, she danced while I stroked her from behind, and eventually we ended up on the bed. I started to kiss her, and she immediately said "not on my face". I was "allowed" to kiss her lips, but not her face. I proceeded to kiss and stroke her chest, and she told me she was "too ticklish" and that her nipples were "too sensitive" for gentle sucking. Soldiering on, I moved to start DATY. I positioned myself in a partial 69 position with her on bottom. Well, she didn't like that. She wanted me to move and position myself between her legs and face her instead, which always hurts my neck, but I didn't argue. Then she kept her legs fairly close together, so I couldn't actually get my mouth close. I was hoping DATY would change her attitude, but no such luck. She did give a very good BBBJ, but pretty much all of the Romanian sex robots can do that. When we moved to vaginal sex in mish, she wouldn't let me fully penetrate her, and when I tried to hold her ass cheeks in my hands, she pulled my hands away and she warned me to not try to fuck her ass. Pretty much a turn off at every turn. Closed and ungenerous service, like a girl having sex who doesn't want it. There are some girls who can make paid sex feel non consensual with all of their limitations. That is pretty much a massive turnoff for me. After all of her complaints and limitations, I couldn't keep focus and just lost interest in having sex at all. Left without cumming. Just like Nadia, Sara did everything she was "contracted" to do, but she found a way to make the whole experience a big disappointment. I arrived at Oase, just like every club, with plenty of money to spend, and left with the vast majority of it still in my pocket.

Will I return to Germany for another FKK tour in the future? Unless something major changes, the answer is no. The FKK club system is dying. 15 years of fantasy is over for me. Of the six clubs that I visited on this trip, here is my summary:

Facilities, best to worst (size of club);.

Club Venus, Hamminkiln (medium).

Club Babylon, Elsdorf (medium).

Oase (extra large).

Samya (large).

Penelope, Castorp-Rauxel (small, clean).

Acapulco Gold, Ratingen (small, dirty).

Girls, best to worst:

Babylon best. Oase worst.

The majority of girls in the clubs across the board offered poor pump and dump service with the notable exception of the girls at Babylon Elsdorf. On this trip, my average was 50% good service 50% bad service. Oase was 100% bad service at double the price. Babylon was 80% good service.

The Demise of the FKK Club system:

I remember 10+ years ago when the larger clubs like Oase were packed with pretty young girls (and not just Romanians) and had tons of international business travelers, like Chinese, Japanese, American, South American, etc. I remember a sunny summer Saturday afternoon at Oase about 10 years ago when the club had at least 200 girls, when I spent the entire day from 10 am to 2 am and had 6 sessions, including with a Greek girl that I fucked on the top of the hill under the mirror, a Persian girl who looked like Cleopatra and whose huge labia got stuck in my teeth, and a cuddly Polish girl with huge naturals and who loved to kiss, and a slim Croatian who offered my first full on rimming. Gone are the soft sweet cuddly girls. Now the clubs are 99.99% Romanian, very mercenary, often the cold sex robot type with severe black eye makeup, bee-sting lips, plastic tits, and more tattoos than a gang member. The fresh natural girls are gone. Ten years ago, I watched the girls all spreading their pretty pussies in the sunshine, I swam in the ice cold swimming pool, and I chatted with ISGers, including one famous ISGer who split his time between Oase and Crazy House on Soi Cowboy, always looking for "gazelles" and avoiding "water buffalos" (his words). It's hard to believe that magical time is gone. It makes me feel like I did when I heard that Annie's and Eden Club in Bangkok closed. The only way to visit these magical places now is a time machine. A real tragedy, because nothing has replaced them. It doesn't look like a real alternative to the FKK clubs that have become zombie clubs exists in Germany. The Swiss clubs are an option. Spanish brothels can be awesome. As I've mentioned in other posts, I think the Latin and African girls are the future. They still know how to make a man ecstatic and they are proud of that skill. I haven't visited the termas of Brazil. That might be the next best alternative now that German FKK clubs are full of soulless cold robots. The combination of German safety and cleanliness with a sex club can't really be replicated in places like Brazil or Thailand, however. The Romanian girls often barely tolerate their customers and the disdain is palpable sometimes. It's a real turn-off and erection killer, unless the thought of a blow up sex doll that hates you is a fantasy of yours.

Why is the FKK system dying? It is a combination of the bizarre sausage fest that exists at most clubs now, with four times as many guys as girls, guys that don't ever take a girl to the room and seem happy to merely look at the girls, and girls that try to offer the fastest and most mechanical service possible. Unfortunately, paying more doesn't fix the problem. I tried that at Oase. Didn't work. The girls feel totally justified providing cold mechanical service or service with a laundry list of limitations. They will even coldly explain to you why they offer crappy service and why you will never get real GFE service from a sex worker. Tell that to the FKK girls of 10 years ago. Tell that to the girls of Thailand or The Philippines or Latin America today. FKK clubs were magical places in years past where you could get the very highest level of GFE paid sex, now they are just overpriced places to pump and dump, and there is no reason to get long distance flights, hotel rooms, and taxi rides, if that is the crappy service available when you arrive. Back when the girls provided real GFE service, I would usually have 4-5 rooms with girls over the course of an entire day. On this trip, I still arrived optimistic with plenty of money and a goal of 4-5 rooms, but was disappointed in every club except Babylon. The clubs still got my entrance fee, but the girls missed out on a ton of Euro I had budgeted every day. If I had budgeted that much for Thailand, I could have had intense GFE for 200 Euro for all night long and still have a ton of Euro left over. In Germany, I had a ton of Euro left over only because the service was crappy. If you are thinking of a "dream trip" to FKK land, I would strongly urge you to spend your vacation time and money somewhere else. The FKK clubs are in steep decline.

[PaulInZurich]

Numbers about registered sex workers in Germany: https://www.destatis.de/DE/Presse/Pr...3_368_228.html.

Some expected: Registered sex workers total 2019 - 40.3 k, 2021 - 23.7 k, 2022 - 28 k.

Some less expected: For 2022 per citizenship. DE - 18%, RO - 35%, BG - 11%, ESP - 6%.

[XXL]

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The clubs still got my entrance fee, but the girls missed out on a ton of Euro I had budgeted every day. If I had budgeted that much for Thailand, I could have had intense GFE for 200 Euro for all night long and still have a ton of Euro left over. In Germany, I had a ton of Euro left over only because the service was crappy. If you are thinking of a "dream trip" to FKK land, I would strongly urge you to spend your vacation time and money somewhere else. The FKK clubs are in steep decline.

Exactly. Even in Sharks where I sessioned, I ended up spending much less money I'd planned to spend. Crappy attitude and / or line-ups until customers stay out or don't spend money. Unfortunately, FKKs are not the only venue in the World where this has been happening. Ill wind blowing everywhere, only in some parts of the World the downturn is more incremental.

[FunExplorer]

Excellent ground report. Keep it up.

I will plan to be there in November.

Here is my mega post for a six club tour of the NRW area plus Oase. TL / DR: The FKK Club system is dying and many of the girls are sex robots. FKK Babylon and Samya are the exceptions.

Impressions of FKK Babylon Saunaclub in Elsdorf:

The club is clean and medium sized and geared for a local crowd of German retirees, not international business travelers. It has an outdoor pool and indoor sauna and hot tub / jacuzzi. Reception is straight ahead, then you backtrack to the entrance where the lockers and showers are located. Wallets or valuables don't have a separate locker. Tons of little towels available in a rack opposite reception for drying off and one large towel given to you when you pay the entrance of 70 Euro for covering up. No robes. Girls are naked. They charge 60 Euro for the first half hour and 50 Euro more for each additional half hour. Minimal discussion of up charges. The lineup was actually pretty decent, with relatively few heavily tattooed girls. A good number of natural breasts. Pretty much 95% Romanian, like most clubs. Reasonably young and attractive girls. No very old or very ugly girls. One group of younger, fresher girls with minimal tattoos and no silicone were sitting together in the smoking area. None of them spoke English, which is pretty unusual. Two girls wandering around were too overweight to call voluptuous. Probably around 20 girls. Saw several blowjobs in public, but didn't see any sex in public. Very small dining area. Food was spotty. Often I would be standing behind an overweight German who was scraping the steam tray bare and I was left without even gravy or crumbs. I would say the food was club average, meaning edible, but unacceptable if it were a restaurant. Attendance on a Saturday afternoon was about 4:1 guys to girls. The guys were all ethnic German and skewed pretty old.

[Sirioja]

Reading make me think about lack of knowledge, when much better to choose right time for visiting brothels. Also better to behave to give your girl will to follow your way and please you, welcoming you. Still exist on 2023, when money don t buy all, but have to deserve, to receive without begging. Germany is still good potential for me, with more freshness than at Globe and when escorts level fell in Paris and Milano.

[ShinyCrazy]

Here is my mega post for a six club tour of the NRW area plus Oase. TL / DR: The FKK Club system is dying and many of the girls are sex robots. FKK Babylon and Samya are the exceptions.

Impressions of FKK Babylon Saunaclub in Elsdorf:

The club is clean and medium sized and geared for a local crowd of German retirees, not international business travelers. It has an outdoor pool and indoor sauna and hot tub / jacuzzi. Reception is straight ahead, then you backtrack to the entrance where the lockers and showers are located. Wallets or valuables don't have a separate locker. Tons of little towels available in a rack opposite reception for drying off and one large towel given to you when you pay the entrance of 70 Euro for covering up. No robes. Girls are naked. They charge 60 Euro for the first half hour and 50 Euro more for each additional half hour. Minimal discussion of up charges. The lineup was actually pretty decent, with relatively few heavily tattooed girls. A good number of natural breasts. Pretty much 95% Romanian, like most clubs. Reasonably young and attractive girls. No very old or very ugly girls. One group of younger, fresher girls with minimal tattoos and no silicone were sitting together in the smoking area. None of them spoke English, which is pretty unusual. Two girls wandering around were too overweight to call voluptuous. Probably around 20 girls. Saw several blowjobs in public, but didn't see any sex in public. Very small dining area. Food was spotty. Often I would be standing behind an overweight German who was scraping the steam tray bare and I was left without even gravy or crumbs. I would say the food was club average, meaning edible, but unacceptable if it were a restaurant. Attendance on a Saturday afternoon was about 4:1 guys to girls. The guys were all ethnic German and skewed pretty old. I didn't see any Turks, for example. I didn't hear any English, except when speaking to the girls. The ratio of guys to girls was terrible, yet I never had to wait for a girl. Seemed like many guys were there to quietly drink beer and watch soccer. It is always funny to me when a "club" is playing dance music and has party lights and there are naked girls and the girls are faced with a roomful of sedate overweight Germans staring at a TV. If the FKK clubs were in Latin America, everyone would be talking and laughing and dancing and hooting at the girls. Instead, it feels like a motor vehicle registration office. It's not bad for relaxing, it's just funny. Had rooms with 2 Romanian girls, one was named Tanja. She had well done breast implants. I don't like implants and I didn't notice until she was upside down for the BBBJ and I could see the scars. Pretty lackluster session with no GFE feeling and no real passion. Average acceptable Romanian service. The other girl, whose name I can't remember, was worse and tried to block me from entering her pussy deeply and refused to really kiss. I left the room without cumming. It was that bad. Where is the reputation for service? I thought Babylon was supposed to have great service. I was searching out a replacement, but couldn't really find another girl that inspired me. Then I saw an African girl named Iman from Mali. Attractive face and decent body. Great engaging personality. Perfect English. Top notch service. Great passionate kissing, enthusiasm for DATY, great soft deep BBBJ with unprompted stroking of my anus, and enthusiastic deep FS. 10/10 for service. At this point, I decided to ditch the Romanian girls and try another African girl. This time the girl was Chayna from Rwanda with a huge Afro and she was big fleshy voluptuous girl, unlike my usual favorites. She offered rimming for an extra 30, I accepted and she went to town. Full on rimming for a solid 5-10 minutes. Basically another 10/10 performer. Based on these two girls, the FKK clubs need to start hiring African girls, or maybe I need to look into traveling to Africa. Getting to Babylon is not easy and essentially requires a rental car. The public transportation from Cologne is spotty and requires taking a train to Horrem, then trying to take a bus to nearby Babylon and walking, or taking an expensive taxi, all of which was time consuming and wasn't as straightforward as I thought it would be. It would have been much faster to rent a car from Cologne airport. Also, when I requested a taxi at Babylon to get back to my hotel, the Babylon reception, which barely spoke any English, acted as if that was a tall order and I would be lucky if they could find one. Uber didn't work. No drivers in this rural part of Germany, and apparently the German government has tried to crush Uber. In a nutshell, rent a car.

For the international traveler who is looking to mix a few FKK visits into their holiday, this might be a club worth checking out. It is much smaller than Sharks or Oase, but it is a very well done medium sized local club. It is difficult to access via public transportation, and it is not located near any other tourist attractions. If you were traveling with a wingman and renting a car, then I would definitely include Babylon. There is a website that lists the girls in attendance at Babylon, but the pics are scrubbed of tattoos. If you look at the pictures and add some large tattoos for about half the girls, then you have a decent idea of what to expect. Of note, the ages of the girls are listed and I was surprised to see that both African girls were significantly older than I would have guessed.

https://www.saunaclubs.org/huren/clu...lub-babylon.1/

Later in my trip, after visiting 5 other FKK clubs, I decided to return to FKK Babylon. As you'll see in my other reviews, my experience at the other clubs was pretty disappointing. I returned to Babylon because it was the best of the six clubs. Not necessarily the best facilities, although they were very good. Definitely not the best food. The girls at Babylon gave the best service. That is why I returned. For my second visit, I started with Nadja, a Romanian with long dark hair with white highlights braided into corn rows. She had some acne scarring. I didn't have high hopes, but she was the girl that really confirmed my choice to return. Good kissing, responsive to DATY, great soft BBBJ, followed by excellent wide open covered vaginal sex. She was a home run. Given that experience, I started looking again at girls I had overlooked. My next choice was Katerina, a tiny Bulgarian girl with puffy nipples and big tits for her size. Again, great kissing, very active and appreciative during DATY and again wide open welcoming wet covered vaginal sex. A second home run. Lastly, I chose Sara, a girl who had some negative comments on the lineup link that I posted above. I didn't know that until later. She spoke about 5 words in English. Sara has cafe au lait skin with a gap between her two front teeth and a freckle below one breast and no tattoos that I can remember. I had caught her eye and she seemed very interested in me. Later, she sat in the jacuzzi and kept looking me in the eye, but remember that she couldn't speak English basically at all. Clearly, she wanted to go to the room with me, but it would be awkward since we couldn't communicate. Well, it wasn't awkward. It was awesome. I think she was attracted to me more than just attracted to my wallet. She gave a 10/10 GFE experience from start to finish. The best kissing from any girl in 6 clubs. After my experiences in the other clubs, I was ready to write about the death of the FKK experience, and it certainly is dying in most clubs, but Babylon still has those fresh girls that haven't turned into robots, the experience I remember from when I first started going to FKK clubs 15 years ago.

For what it is worth, I have found that if the girl is kissing well and responding with enthusiasm early, I will then tell her that I want to go slow and stay an hour in the room. That worked well at Babylon.

Impressions of FKK Samya in Cologne:

The club is large and becomes a party in the evening. It is clean and attracts a younger bearded crowd of men, presumably Turks / Muslims. The girls tended to be younger than the average in FKK clubs. They are currently under construction, so most of the lockers are located down a skinny hallway. The showers are a small area downstairs along with the sauna and steam room. The food was club average, edible but nothing special. Reception is behind the building, so if you arrive walking from the street, you have to walk to the right of the building to the parking lot, where you will find the entrance. In the main bar area, there is an elevated stage and in the evening, the music switched to a DJ and the girls would dance along with guests. It was the exact opposite of the FKK Babylon scene with its fat and sedate old German men. The atmosphere at FKK Samya was a lively dance party. Even the older German guys were reasonably physically fit and got up on the stage, in fact the best "act" was a German guy in his 70's with a moustache who had brought crazy props for his dance performance, including a stuffed animal, a cane, colored glasses, and multiple layers of shirts that he stripped off. It was totally amateur, but funny.

The entrance was 70 Euro and the girls were asking 50 Euro per half hour. That includes no real kissing only chaste pecking, covered blowjob, and covered vaginal sex. Better service requires negotiation. I found girls ready to accept 150 Euro / hour for real GFE, with French kissing and BBBJ. Nonetheless, I had 3 girls who promised good service, and only one actually provided good service. The first girl had a dark shoulder length bob and wore glasses. She had large dragon-like tattoos on her back. She told me she was 19 years old. She barely kissed and only became pleasant after prolonged DATY. I had watched her interact with other guests and girls and she seemed to have a pleasant personality, but I didn't get much of that in the room. The session ended fine, but it was nothing special. Performance was 5/10. The second girl was named Sara, had blonde hair and almost no tattoos, only a subtle one on her wrist with a name and a crown. She said she was 21 years old. She was very sweet and pleasant and had a beautiful natural body and small beautiful breasts. She kissed with decent enthusiasm and opened herself wide for deep vaginal sex. Would rate her performance around a 7-8/10. The last girl was a real disaster. I believe her name was Isabella. She wasn't naked in the club, and so I suffered a nasty surprise in the room. In fact, none of the girls are naked in Samya. A few were topless. This girl's body was a real disappointment once the clothes came off. Her performance was even worse. She had sad looking saggy tiny breasts and a baby tummy. She claimed she loved to kiss and have her pussy eaten. In the room, she did neither. I stood up after 5 minutes and left the room. Performance 1/10. I will never understand this. If I were her and I knew that my body would be a disappointment, I would work doubly hard to make the customer happy and leave raving about my service. Instead, the crummy body matches the crummy service. Overall, the club was lively and fun, but two of three girls were disappointing. I was planning to have 4 girls but after the third one, I was disgruntled and left the club. I guess that at FKK Samya, things are back to pre-COVID normal, meaning you have to do your due diligence and closely vet every girl and make certain the bare minimum list of services (kissing with tongue, pussy eating, blow job without condom) is agreed to before you go to the room. I have been spoiled by Thailand and Spain and Colombia, where I haven't had to be so clinical before the act.

Impressions of Acapulco Gold. Ratingen.

Small club with absolute minimum of wellness facilities, basically just a small sauna. No pool, no jacuzzi. There is a terrace on the roof, but no way to cool off. The receptionist was pleasant and spoke decent English. Entrance was 30 Euro. Time with the girls is 50 Euro per half hour. One of the girls was enlisted to give a tour, which was pretty funny since there wasn't much to see. The first floor has a shower and bathroom for the men. The shower has a slight musty smell. The bathroom has a slight urine smell. The parking lot and outdoor entrance way was strewn with bits of trash and debris. I parked and stepped on an empty blister pack of Cialis as I walked in the parking lot. As you walk past the showers on the left (with an entrance "decorated" with metal chains serving as a curtain) you pass the cinema playing porn on the right and enter the main room with sofas and TVs playing music videos. Soft drinks are available as self-serve from a soda fountain, which I think all clubs should have. Leaving the main room leads you to a sunroom for smoking and the entrance to the kitchen / dining area. Only hard boiled eggs, cheese, and sliced ham and rolls were available. Apparently hot food is served later in the evening. The lineup was fairly meager. I counted 12 girls and probably 20-25 guys. It was midday midweek. It was the be team: Hard edged stick thin 20 year old Romanian girls who were looking angry as they sharply spoke to each other in Romanian and then a few Spanish-speaking girls, including one from Dominican Republic and one from Colombia. The Latinas were older, minimum late 30's. Pamela, the girl who gave my tour, was a pleasant buxom blonde, likely in her thirties also. She had been mentioned in an ISG post recently warning everyone to stay clear, so I did. As I looked around the room, no young mongers. Basically, the place seemed like a nursing home with elderly Germans wearing bathrobes and slippers with vacant stares wandering around aimlessly and middle-aged black haired "nurses" with black eye makeup in revealing outfits. I skipped the Romanians and I went with Caramela, the girl from the Dominican Republic. DR girls are usually passionate and sexy. She was good with light FK and deep wet vaginal sex. Excellent service if she had been Romanian, but only average for a Latina. After patiently waiting a few hours to find a suitable second girl, I decided that the lineup was just too blah to bother. Left after only spending 80 Euro. Crazy. Don't think I've ever left an FKK club without even spending 100 Euro. Yes the entrance was inexpensive and the girls' rate is inexpensive, but I was hoping for something more and had plenty of money to spend. I wasn't looking for a bargain, I was looking for fun. Looking at their clientele, I worry about the future of FKK clubs in Germany. So many clients who are literally a few years away from assisted living. This is not a club for international business travelers looking for a peak luxury experience, in fact, after COVID I'm not sure if any club meets that target other than maybe Sharks. It's sad. I realize that Acapulco Gold is a small club, but it just seems down at the heel and almost depressing with trash strewn all around the entrance, not worth traveling to experience.

Impressions of Club Venus, Hamminkeln.

This an absolutely beautiful medium sized club that feels brand new with great clean facilities. Two large jacuzzis on the large patio with about 6-8 outdoor cabins for sex and lots of chaise longue. Nice medium sized sauna and another jacuzzi inside. The rooms are clean, and have vinyl covers on the beds and bottles of disinfectant spray, so I'm assuming they are actually cleaned regularly. Entrance is 60 Euro, which includes 9 Euro towards the a la carte menu. There is no buffet. The food was actually pretty good for club food. I would say among the best I've had in a club, which is a pretty low bar. You order from the menu, then they give you a transponder which beeps when the food is ready. They place the food in a tiny dining area down a hallway across from reception. The showers were clean. Everything seemed very new and well maintained. It is a difficult club to visit without a car and taxi service is very spotty. The receptionist didn't even have a number to call for a taxi. Thankfully, another employee had the number of "Dickman" taxi. Yes. I'm not kidding. Google it and scribble down the number, because you will need it if you don't bring a car. Guess all of the guests drive themselves. I would say of all of the small and medium sized clubs that I've visited over the years (and that would be about a dozen or more), this is one of the very nicest. They obviously hired an interior designer and the lighting and wallpaper and decorations were all top notch. The only similar "classy" and clean and "designer" club I can think of is FKK Sakura. Among medium sized clubs, Babylon in Elsdorf also has nice facilities, but it would take second place to Sakura and Venus. The other mongers were relatively young and fit and pretty much entirely ethnic German. The club was more energetic than many small clubs. The girls would take turns jumping up and dancing sexily in the birdcage in front of the bar, and the bartender would turn on the smoke machine. It was actually pretty entertaining. The TVs were playing some gorgeous solo softcore stripping from a website called:

https://www.stasyq.com

It was very classy and arousing, unlike the hardcore crap that FKK Oase always plays in the hallways and in the lounge, which was more of a sensory overload and gross turnoff. If you want hardcore porn, Venus has a cinema downstairs for that, but it doesn't intrude on the intentional sensuality of the main part of the club. Overall, everything in the club was "on point". That's the good part. The bad part is that the girls were disappointing. I stayed throughout the afternoon and into the evening. There were simply not enough hot girls. I counted 10 girls and about 25 guys. Only a few of the girls were naked or topless, but most were wearing bras and panties, and only a few of the girls really appealed. They were charging 50 Euro per half hour and that included FK, BBBJ, DATY, and covered FS, so the pricing was very reasonable. I confirmed that pricing and services with the girls beforehand. I chose a Bulgarian named Mia, who had a pleasant personality and face, not one of the pissed off faces with vertical wrinkles between the brows that so many of the Romanian girls sport. She was a 8/10 performer, and I was very happy. Her tits were deflated and a little wrinkly, which was a disappointment when she removed the bra, but otherwise, she was a very good girlfriend experience. I tend to have much more luck with sensual GFE sex with Bulgarians than Romanians. No idea why. The pickings were slim but, for my next girl, I had found a pretty blonde girl with glasses and gorgeous natural breasts, and waited for her to finish a room, then watched her leave the building in her street clothes very early in the evening. Damn. No idea why she left during prime time. That left me with not much to choose from. I selected the one girl who was naked most of the time. She had no obvious tattoos and very pretty smallish natural breasts. Body type perfect for me. A Romanian girl with long black hair with the most pleasant face of all of the Romanian girls, which isn't saying much. Her name was Bianca. Was not a good choice. Started to kiss her and sensually stroke her body and you could tell she felt like my foreplay was just wasting her time. You could tell that from the moment we entered the room that it would be a race to fuck and get out of the room ASAP. At this point, I will mention to the ISG reader that I am scrupulously clean, very polite and gentle, and many girls mistake me for a celebrity. So, in other words, she's not trying to hurry because I'm disgusting or fat or stinky or have bad breath or whatever. She is just a scam artist. I started to lick and very lightly suck on her nipples, and she immediately complained that it hurt too much. I started soft wet sensual DATY, which most girls love. The Bulgarian girl clearly loved it, for example. And why wouldn't you love it? You get paid to just lie there and enjoy? Instead, after about 5 minutes, Bianca said "that's enough of that", and proceeded to push me away and wiped her pussy with a paper towel so she could get started on the blow job (and finish me off as quickly as possible). At this point, my dick was super soft. Due to her attitude, I was turned off nearly to the point of anger, which means my body refuses to make an erection. She didn't deserve an erection. She sucked long enough to get me hard, slipped on a condom and it was all over in the blink of an eye. Wasted time. Wasted money. Wasted sperm. If I had known, I would have just repeated with the Bulgarian. She was sensual and sexy, despite the less perfect body. At this point, I decided that the remaining girls were not worth it, so I spoke with the receptionist about getting a taxi. Took some awkward searching for a phone number of a taxi company and waiting for 20 minutes. My hotel was 5 miles away on empty rural roads. Took less than 10 minutes to drive. The fare was 35 Euro. Ouch.

In summary, beautiful facilities, among the very best for a club of this size, with a disappointing lineup of girls. Whether it is post COVID or some other factor, all of the clubs seem to have plenty of guys and only a meager number of lower quality girls. I think the clubs should start recruiting in Latin America and Africa. Those girls know service. I guess the stumbling block is a work visa, but a half dozen Colombian girls in any club would wipe the floor with the Romanian girls. Experience one room with a Colombian or Brazilian girl and most guys would be waiting in line for the South Americans and wouldn't even talk to the Romanians. Maybe the price of 50 Euro per half hour is keeping the prettier girls out of the business? I always felt that keeping the price at 50 Euros for well over 10 years was foolish. This is why the girls started offering crap service for the 50 Euro price, then adding DFK and BBBJ as an "extra" and meanwhile so many of the very best girls disappeared from the brothels and FKK clubs into the online independent sex work world. In my opinion, an FKK session should be great sex. That means a bare minimum of DFK with tongue, DATY, BBBJ, and covered FS, all delivered with a sensual girlfriend attitude. You already paid up to 70 Euro entrance fee, maybe airfare, maybe hotel, maybe taxi fare. Cheapening out on payment for the sex is foolish. If I could be guaranteed great sex, I would pay more than what they are currently charging. Maybe if the standard price was 70 Euro, the prettier girls would return to work in the clubs and the girls would offer great sex? The FKK market is still screwed up: way too many guys overall, way too many guys not going to a room and merely watching, not enough girls, not enough attractive girls, pricing from 10 years ago, overall mediocre service. Old and ugly and overweight and tattooed girls are becoming the norm. It is a mess. An economist would point out that an open labor market would bring in fresh motivated girls from South America and Africa and Southeast Asia and the problem would be instantly fixed and everyone would be happy, monger and owner and provider alike. The only ones who wouldn't like it are the Romanian girls. Somehow, brothels in Spain seem to get lots of young South Americans, so why can't the FKK clubs in Germany (not counting the older Latinas of SKY club in Wuppertal).

Impressions of Penelope Club in Castrop-Rauxel.

This is another slightly down at the heel club, like Acapulco Gold. It's clean, but just not a "luxury" experience. Entry was cheap. Only 30 Euro. The girls were charging 50 Euro per half hour for FK, DATY, BBBJ, covered sex. There is an outdoor sauna and a small outdoor pool, no indoor jacuzzi or other indoor wellness facilities. Fine for summer. Not sure how you would "relax" in the winter without any indoor facilities. Pretty much everything else is in one big room with concrete walls and concrete ceilings. Very industrial and sterile feel to the room, like at a high school that is decorated for prom. The decor looks like someone without interior design training searched online for "party decorations" about 20 years ago and then they never updated the decor. The pillars located around the room are "decorated" with water filled panels that appear to have tiny bubbles floating upwards, however, most of panels are cracked and only half full of water. The food was club normal: grilled sausages and French fries and salad. Edible. Soda fountain and coffee machine available for self service. Plenty of towels. Small room with porn on TV, otherwise TVs in main room are playing music videos. Music was played medium volume, not deafening. Clientele was a good mix of ages and half German half Turkish. When I arrived at 12:00 noon, there were only 4-5 girls and probably 30-40 guys. The ratio got worse as the evening went on. I would say the ratio of men to women at Penelope was the worst I have ever seen. By early evening, there were literally 150+ guys and probably 30 women. At least 5 of those were very attractive. I went with 3 girls. First was Patricia, who was almost certainly Romanian but claimed to be from Valencia Spain. Spoke English with an Eastern European accent. She was overweight, and not really my type, but when I chose her early after the club opened, she was the best of the 5 girls available. Service was good, nothing special. Next girl was Ellen or Helen, a beautiful Romanian with natural pert tits and minimal tattoos who stood near the small lockers all evening. She had dark hair in a bob that was chin length. I had high hopes, since she was so attractive. Poor service. No enthusiasm. Another sex robot trying to get out of the room in record time. At this point, I was getting discouraged. I did see a dark black girl, and assumed that she was probably African and that I would finally have a positive experience. No luck. As I went to speak with her, another guy moved in and away they went. It was getting late and I didn't want to wait in line for her. I saw a very slim and youthful girl with braided pig tails who looked very natural. Her name was Christina. Romanian, of course. She said she was 20 years old with no kids. Get to the room and: no kissing, no stroking her body because she's "too ticklish", no DATY. Only "relax baby while I give you blowjob", basically to get me hard quickly so we can fuck in 5 minutes and she can return to the hunt ASAP. What a series of crap service and what a sausage fest this club was. I do not understand why locals would come to this club with a ratio of 10 guys for every girl unless they are closeted gays and like to look at naked men. I also don't understand why you would come to a club where the girls offer service like in a laufhaus or Eros center. If I wanted a 5 minute pump and dump, I wouldn't bother with going to a FKK club. Overall, facilities were middle of the pack, a handful of girls were attractive, but the service was crap.

Impressions of FKK Oase.

The first time I visited Oase was about 15 years ago. It was my first visit to an FKK club. It was late summer, a beautiful sunny day with literally hundreds of naked girls walking around in the garden ready to have sex with you at any moment. It was unlike anything you could experience anywhere in the world. I have visited Oase and many other FKK clubs, almost every year since then. COVID put a stop to that. Time has passed, and this visit was my first visit after COVID, and my experience at Oase parallels the other five clubs that I visited on this trip: The FKK clubs are dying. They are a hollow shell of what they were 10-15 years ago, and they are much worse than they were before COVID, when they were already on a steep decline.

In a nutshell, the girls are the problem. No longer can you find a sweet sensual enthusiastic beauty. Instead, the girls are cold and mercenary. The youngest ones are often the most mercenary. I remember when the girls of Oase included girls from many countries and it was such a pleasure to meet them, talk about their home country, and experience "love" from around the world. I am well aware that it is an illusion of "love", but the girls were very good actresses and seldom stepped out of character. I have so many good memories of the most sensual DFK with tongue and stopping long enough to say "Wow wow wow. You are incredible", before diving back into a ferocious and breathless kiss. This would be followed by the most sensual and electric oral and vaginal sex. It was hard to believe that the girls were "faking it", because it just felt so real. Fast forward to today. Cold, quick, and mercenary.

First the facilities: Oase always had one of the best gardens for enjoying a sunny summer day, with the outdoor pool, the bed on the steep little hill with the mirror over the bed, the little cabins and tents. There is a ping pong table and the BBQ station in the yard, as well. The sauna is outside and it large and insanely hot. The huge jacuzzi is adjacent to the indoor dining area, where you can order a la carte pizza in the evenings. The lounge area next to the bar is still as dark as a cave, so it is tough to see whether the girl you are talking to is hot or not. Best to bring her into the light before you commit to anything. The little lockers are across from the bar at the entry and the clothes lockers are downstairs (past the bar). In short, if you have been to Oase before, it is physically unchanged. Now, on to the girls. I would say the lineup was small for my past experience at Oase. Probably 20-25 girls. Probably 50 guys. Remember, that during its heyday, Oase would have 200+ girls and the rooms would be full. You would wait for a key. Nothing like that now. There were a few international traveler types, likely Japanese and Chinese. Later in the evening, a group of what appeared to be Filipino customers arrived. Maybe a few Americans, but not many. This is the only club, besides Sharks, that seems to have a few international travelers post-COVID, which makes sense, since those are the only two mega clubs that have decent facilities and a larger number of girls and everyone can speak English. The girls were almost 100% Romanian. I did see two black African girls, but no Asians or South Americans. My first pick was Nadia, a slim blonde Romanian girl who was standing near reception when I arrived. That might have been a bad sign. Maybe she was desperate for work. Regardless, I wandered around the club for about a hour before deciding that she appealed the most to me. Slim with no tattoos and nice small breasts. Her English was quite good and she "explained" to me that if I wanted a GFE experience, it would be 100 Euro / 30 minutes. The receptionist of course told me that the standard rate of 50 Euro per half hour from the past still applied now. I knew that I would only get crappy service for 50 Euro, so I clarified what I wanted and we went to the room for 100 Euro for 30 minutes. Well, she did everything we discussed, but like a corpse or starfish. Not a mutual experience whatsoever. When I complained and started to leave the room before I had had a chance to cum, she offered to finish for a total of 50 Euro instead of 100 Euro. Weird. I begrudgingly decided to finish rather than leave and pay 50 Euro without cumming at all. Afterwards, I told her that she seemed like she was cold and didn't like her job. She proceeded to explain to me that most guys just want a quick fuck and that after fucking 10 guys a day for months, no girls have any interest in pretending to "make love". Pretty depressing, and makes me wonder why she requested extra for GFE if she refuses to provide it. That pretty much sums up the cold mercenary Romanian sex robot mentality. If I wanted that mechanical type of fucking in Germany, I would just go to an Eros Center or laufhaus, but the whole point of the FKK clubs, starting with Bernds, was top notch service. The steamy and sensual and sexually insatiable girlfriend. Well, the Romanian girls have destroyed that system with the world's worst acting and mediocre mechanical service. I made use of the sauna and had something to eat, then tried to imagine what to do next: Should I just leave? It feels like the end of a romance. The FKK experience is dying. Given my good experience with Africans, I sought out one of the African girls. Her name was Sara and she was from South Africa. I told her about my poor experiences with Romanians and my good experiences with Africans, and hoped that she would step up to the plate and hit a home run for Africa. She reassured me that I would be very happy, and again stated that good service is 100 Euro / 30 minutes. I trusted her reassurances enough to agree to an hour. Things started out pretty good. I requested some South African music, she danced while I stroked her from behind, and eventually we ended up on the bed. I started to kiss her, and she immediately said "not on my face". I was "allowed" to kiss her lips, but not her face. I proceeded to kiss and stroke her chest, and she told me she was "too ticklish" and that her nipples were "too sensitive" for gentle sucking. Soldiering on, I moved to start DATY. I positioned myself in a partial 69 position with her on bottom. Well, she didn't like that. She wanted me to move and position myself between her legs and face her instead, which always hurts my neck, but I didn't argue. Then she kept her legs fairly close together, so I couldn't actually get my mouth close. I was hoping DATY would change her attitude, but no such luck. She did give a very good BBBJ, but pretty much all of the Romanian sex robots can do that. When we moved to vaginal sex in mish, she wouldn't let me fully penetrate her, and when I tried to hold her ass cheeks in my hands, she pulled my hands away and she warned me to not try to fuck her ass. Pretty much a turn off at every turn. Closed and ungenerous service, like a girl having sex who doesn't want it. There are some girls who can make paid sex feel non consensual with all of their limitations. That is pretty much a massive turnoff for me. After all of her complaints and limitations, I couldn't keep focus and just lost interest in having sex at all. Left without cumming. Just like Nadia, Sara did everything she was "contracted" to do, but she found a way to make the whole experience a big disappointment. I arrived at Oase, just like every club, with plenty of money to spend, and left with the vast majority of it still in my pocket.

Will I return to Germany for another FKK tour in the future? Unless something major changes, the answer is no. The FKK club system is dying. 15 years of fantasy is over for me. Of the six clubs that I visited on this trip, here is my summary:

Facilities, best to worst (size of club);.

Club Venus, Hamminkiln (medium).

Club Babylon, Elsdorf (medium).

Oase (extra large).

Samya (large).

Penelope, Castorp-Rauxel (small, clean).

Acapulco Gold, Ratingen (small, dirty).

Girls, best to worst:

Babylon best. Oase worst.

The majority of girls in the clubs across the board offered poor pump and dump service with the notable exception of the girls at Babylon Elsdorf. On this trip, my average was 50% good service 50% bad service. Oase was 100% bad service at double the price. Babylon was 80% good service.

The Demise of the FKK Club system:

I remember 10+ years ago when the larger clubs like Oase were packed with pretty young girls (and not just Romanians) and had tons of international business travelers, like Chinese, Japanese, American, South American, etc. I remember a sunny summer Saturday afternoon at Oase about 10 years ago when the club had at least 200 girls, when I spent the entire day from 10 am to 2 am and had 6 sessions, including with a Greek girl that I fucked on the top of the hill under the mirror, a Persian girl who looked like Cleopatra and whose huge labia got stuck in my teeth, and a cuddly Polish girl with huge naturals and who loved to kiss, and a slim Croatian who offered my first full on rimming. Gone are the soft sweet cuddly girls. Now the clubs are 99.99% Romanian, very mercenary, often the cold sex robot type with severe black eye makeup, bee-sting lips, plastic tits, and more tattoos than a gang member. The fresh natural girls are gone. Ten years ago, I watched the girls all spreading their pretty pussies in the sunshine, I swam in the ice cold swimming pool, and I chatted with ISGers, including one famous ISGer who split his time between Oase and Crazy House on Soi Cowboy, always looking for "gazelles" and avoiding "water buffalos" (his words). It's hard to believe that magical time is gone. It makes me feel like I did when I heard that Annie's and Eden Club in Bangkok closed. The only way to visit these magical places now is a time machine. A real tragedy, because nothing has replaced them. It doesn't look like a real alternative to the FKK clubs that have become zombie clubs exists in Germany. The Swiss clubs are an option. Spanish brothels can be awesome. As I've mentioned in other posts, I think the Latin and African girls are the future. They still know how to make a man ecstatic and they are proud of that skill. I haven't visited the termas of Brazil. That might be the next best alternative now that German FKK clubs are full of soulless cold robots. The combination of German safety and cleanliness with a sex club can't really be replicated in places like Brazil or Thailand, however. The Romanian girls often barely tolerate their customers and the disdain is palpable sometimes. It's a real turn-off and erection killer, unless the thought of a blow up sex doll that hates you is a fantasy of yours.

Why is the FKK system dying? It is a combination of the bizarre sausage fest that exists at most clubs now, with four times as many guys as girls, guys that don't ever take a girl to the room and seem happy to merely look at the girls, and girls that try to offer the fastest and most mechanical service possible. Unfortunately, paying more doesn't fix the problem. I tried that at Oase. Didn't work. The girls feel totally justified providing cold mechanical service or service with a laundry list of limitations. They will even coldly explain to you why they offer crappy service and why you will never get real GFE service from a sex worker. Tell that to the FKK girls of 10 years ago. Tell that to the girls of Thailand or The Philippines or Latin America today. FKK clubs were magical places in years past where you could get the very highest level of GFE paid sex, now they are just overpriced places to pump and dump, and there is no reason to get long distance flights, hotel rooms, and taxi rides, if that is the crappy service available when you arrive. Back when the girls provided real GFE service, I would usually have 4-5 rooms with girls over the course of an entire day. On this trip, I still arrived optimistic with plenty of money and a goal of 4-5 rooms, but was disappointed in every club except Babylon. The clubs still got my entrance fee, but the girls missed out on a ton of Euro I had budgeted every day. If I had budgeted that much for Thailand, I could have had intense GFE for 200 Euro for all night long and still have a ton of Euro left over. In Germany, I had a ton of Euro left over only because the service was crappy. If you are thinking of a "dream trip" to FKK land, I would strongly urge you to spend your vacation time and money somewhere else. The FKK clubs are in steep decline.

[The Cane]

Why retire as long as you have fun? Personally I go to clubs to have sex, but I hear there are people who find "intimate emotions" in brothels.

The way I see it, we were all born out of some pussy. So, we may as well die up in some too. Hell, I'll die up in that ass! Hahahaha!

[Sirioja]

Why retire as long as you have fun?

Personally I go to clubs to have sex, but I hear there are people who find "intimate emotions" in brothels.

I think you are limited to play only with your size. We should not experience same.

[PaulInZurich]

What do you guys think is the appropriate age to retire from the hobby? I know some on this site have fessed up to being in their 70's. When is the right time to hang it all up so to speak? Any thoughts?

Why retire as long as you have fun?

Personally I go to clubs to have sex, but I hear there are people who find "intimate emotions" in brothels.

[Abox79]

What do you guys think is the appropriate age to retire from the hobby? I know some on this site have fessed up to being in their 70's. When is the right time to hang it all up so to speak? Any thoughts?

I'm nowhere near the stage but I suppose when you can't get a stiffy, even with the aid of ED meds?

[Sirioja]

What do you guys think is the appropriate age to retire from the hobby? I know some on this site have fessed up to being in their 70's. When is the right time to hang it all up so to speak? Any thoughts?

I think time is when You are not able to get pleasure anymore, when pleasure is not only emptying balls. Same for frustrated followers who waste their money, but are not able to get same pleasure, they should better save their money and do something else, when not able with girls.