FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Hedonian]

I had four extraordinary sessions with masseuse Sandra (who did not only commit herself to a massage and that was great!)

Is masseuse Sandra skinny woman that is typically in white tight dress? I think she has some sort of ash blond hair if I remember. I find that woman in tight dress rather slutty and sexy.

I saw her couple times in Hof running around and I thought she is masseuse. When I booked massage then they redirected me to an overweight older lady.

I always wanted to have good professional massage with happy end in Hof but never happened.

[Gooroox]

I hadn't visited Schieferhof for months when I was there earlier this week and that day will stay forever in my memories of a punter lost in the wonderful NRW countryside. That day will stay forever in my mind since it's one of the momets that are really worth living for.

I had four extraordinary sessions with masseuse Sandra (who did not only commit herself to a massage and that was great!) , Babsie, Erika And newcomer Laila (German from Hamburg. 25-30 why. O, very beautiful enhanced E-cups. 1m70, brown hair and hair eyes). No further details needed, I guess, as these four women make for an absolute recommendation. I can't wait to return to Lichtenberg.

PS: The club will be closed next Monday (October 3rd is Germany's National Day)

[Boomer10]

Just saw this page on the Bernds web site:

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/schie...ouchaktion.htm

My try at a translation:

Theme Day 07/10/2011.

+ + + 30 years Schieferhof! + + + 2011 our anniversary year, we let it rip! + + +

"Back to our Roots" Couch Action Day!

If you are not shy and would like action with one or even two women and would like try out the "possibilities" our couch.

Or if you are "Visually oriented" and would like to be inspired by the actions on our couch?

Or if you want something different than Sex on a bed in a room?

Our girls are looking for YOU! .

During the day our girls will distribute some couch spoiling programs and surprise YOU or a fellow comrade-in-arms with a gift which you will not so quickly forget, at our expense!

7. October 2011. Are you it?

Be ready for public action and in an orgy mood, if a lady selects you and you are a willing participant, the program is ON US!

Keep an eye on our News link or follow us on.

www.twitter.com/schieferhof

A kiss from your Hof team, hopefully until then.

WISH I COULD BE THERE!

Boomer

[Mhansen1]

Got a return flight to Cologne for 70 EUR on Germanwings, and stayed 2 nights at the Station hostel Cologne for 17 EUR / night in a dorm (remember earplugs, as some people can be very noisy during the night). Took the S12 from Cologne central station at 11. 51 to Hennef for 6, 8 EUR one-way, which also includes the bus number 522 to Lichtenberg. Got off in Hennef, and took the 12:28 bus to Lichtenberg, and got off the 2nd stop after the bus leaves the big road into Lichtenberg (bus ride appr. 10 min). Then it is a 10 mins walk to Bernds, so I arrived 10 min before 13, and had to go for a small walk before going to Bernds.

Here is the good news. They changed 522 bus schedule after my latest visit, so the last bus back to Hennef is now 23:57, and you can get a train to Cologne at 00:23, arriving in Cologne 00:56. There is also a bus at 22:57 and 21:57 and of course earlier, with more departures per hour.

Unfortunately I was the only passenger in that bus, so I hope more visitors to Bernds will use the public transportation, to make sure that there is still a budget option for going to Bernds, as I guess most guys will rather spend their money on the girls, rather than transportation, like overpriced taxis.

Total cost excl. The fun: 70+ (2*17) + (2*6, 8) +70 (entrance) = 187, 6 EUR.

Inside Bernds it was the normal line up minus Mara, who was on holiday. Unfortunately I am not good with names, but Leonie, Magda, Susan, Celine (new) , Laila (new) , Katya, Anna, Aline (bar girl) and the woman always sitting upstairs in the couch below the TV screen plus 4 or 5 more girls.

Had my first session with Leonie, and it was excellent as always.

Had my second session with Celine, a beautiful German girl with small breasts, but very nice, had some good DFK, BBBJ. 69 before fucking. Unfortunately she does not sit on top of you, otherwise a passionate girl.

Wanted to have a session with Anna, but she always stops at 23, then I asked Laila, a new girl with the biggest tits I have seen so far at Bernds. They are not 100 % natural, but very impressive.

Unfortunately she needed a break, as she had been very busy all day, and I had to catch my bus, so only 2 sessions, but both very good.

But altogether it was another good day at Bernds. I like to sit and chat with the girls between sessions and go for some food, even though food is found better in other clubs. I like the relaxed atmosphere in this club, and it is still my favorite club, due to their performace during sessions and chatting between sessions.

[Gggfan]

It is also true that the club is kind of run down as far a the interior decoration goes, that there are no exterior facilities to speak of, no jacuzzi, and so on. Also, the food is pretty basic. Yes, the 70 entrance include all alcohol, but if you have to drive a car, then this is not worth much. The club is also small, and there is really no place to take a nap. It is also easy to feel left out, in particular if you do not speak German.

Despite of all of this, as you will know if you have been reading this forum for a few years, I have had some outstanding days at Bernds. I just get the feeling that I am not jut being processed. Nobody seems to watch clock; the girls seem to really be into sex and seem to have fun. They smile at you after the deed, and do not just move on to the next customer. All of this is important to me; that's why I keep coming back. (Even though most of my favorites have left.)

You have much more experience than me regarding Bernds but I couldn't agree more!

During my visit I realized that all the positive things said about this club were true even though I was unlucky that day regarding attendance (number of guests).

Thank you for summarizing as well my thoughts!

[Euro100]

I think that there is nothing wrong with admitting that Bernds has a lack of stunners. Most of the girls there are fairly average looking, and some of them I just could not have sex with even for free. But for me it only takes two or three doable girls to make me happy. And when these girls give good service, then it is worth visiting a club.

It is also true that the club is kind of run down as far a the interior decoration goes, that there are no exterior facilities to speak of, no jacuzzi, and so on. Also, the food is pretty basic. Yes, the 70 entrance include all alcohol, but if you have to drive a car, then this is not worth much. The club is also small, and there is really no place to take a nap. It is also easy to feel left out, in particular if you do not speak German.

Despite of all of this, as you will know if you have been reading this forum for a few years, I have had some outstanding days at Bernds. I just get the feeling that I am not jut being processed. Nobody seems to watch clock; the girls seem to really be into sex and seem to have fun. They smile at you after the deed, and do not just move on to the next customer. All of this is important to me; that's why I keep coming back. (Even though most of my favorites have left.)

[Gooroox]

As I was sitting in the sofa of the upper bar area and watching the porn on the TV (unfortunately very few public action while I was there) , started to speak to one of the lady (don't remember the name, but I remember her body. The one on the right :

http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/himages/sekrtag/sek2.jpg

). My german is not so good but she spoke good english. Started kissing and touching our bodies. The porn scene on TV ended with CIM and she asked me if I liked that with a dirty look, then started a BBBJ. I grabbed her ass and started licking her ass and pussy. After a few minutes I suggested going to a room. We went to one of the room on the same floor. She went on the mattress, put her legs wide apart so I dived for some pussy licking, then 69. Finished in CIM with me standing while she kneeled in front of me mouth wide open : she continued sucking a good minute after I cumed in her mouth before spitting in a tissue. Good session.

The girl on the right is Erika from Romania, she does give a good service indeed. The tall black girl on the left is Leonie from Brazil (who I've never sessioned with although her pierced pussy turns me on)

[Gggfan]

I went for the first time to this holy temple in July around the 20th (the day after the threesome party).

I had a four hour drive to get there. When I passed Frankfurt, I thought about stopping there to go to one of the big club there and avoid the long drive. But I was looking for some public action and CIMs, so I drove another hour and a half to get there.

I found the club easily (thanks to the description and Garmin). I rang the bell and have been greeted by a nice naked lady : of course I parked the car on the wrong place, so I had to move it (gave me time to recover from that first look inside the club).

Paid the price, went to the locker, took a shower and then the first lady showed me around: club has been well documented here before, so I felt like I already knew the club.

I went to the bar and had a beer to relax a bit and have a look : I was downstairs and the sight of the naked girls, legs wide apart, touching themselves was great. Then I spent like an hour sometimes upstairs sometimes downstairs trying to identify the ladies. Unfortunately the club wasn't really busy that day : few girls present and few customers. I saw two beautiful young girls but they were busy all afternoon just going out of the room to grab a drink or to take a shower.

As I was sitting in the sofa of the upper bar area and watching the porn on the TV (unfortunately very few public action while I was there) , started to speak to one of the lady (don't remember the name, but I remember her body. The one on the right : http://www.bernds-saunaclub.de/himages/sekrtag/sek2.jpg ). My german is not so good but she spoke good english. Started kissing and touching our bodies. The porn scene on TV ended with CIM and she asked me if I liked that with a dirty look, then started a BBBJ. I grabbed her ass and started licking her ass and pussy. After a few minutes I suggested going to a room. We went to one of the room on the same floor. She went on the mattress, put her legs wide apart so I dived for some pussy licking, then 69. Finished in CIM with me standing while she kneeled in front of me mouth wide open : she continued sucking a good minute after I cumed in her mouth before spitting in a tissue. Good session.

After a good shower, I wanted one more session before having to leave. I was thinking about a threesome. Unfortunately, none of the ladies suited me and the club was a bit empty. So I left after an hour.

I'm disappointed by the 3 hours and half I spent there : disappointed by the lack of public action and by the small selection of ladies. But I will return : I have just been unlucky. I am sure the next time will be better because I liked the atmosphere, the ladies, the service.

Originally I had planned to go Spermagames the day before and to Mettman after Bernds but I had unplanned meetings : a trip that should have been an orgy of sex went down to just Bernds and one session.

Hopefully I will have more business trips to Germany in the near future so that I will be able to return to Bernds (not during summer) and maybe to sample Mettman and Spermagames.

[Kiwi 69]

Maybe the perception of age is part of the equation-Mara will turn 29 in February.

My only complaint about Mara. I can never seem to book her! (weeps)

I still remember my first time.

[Boomer10]

Why shouldn't I post my view compared to someone who had an enjoyable time? I'd like to think that by reporting both the positive and the negatives of a club, then the hobbiests who've never been to Bernds can make an informed decision on whether or not to visit the club. Yin and Yang. Guys don't want to visit World because of the bikers who own it, should they not be allowed to report their decision to boycott the club?

I didn't suggest you stop, just don't see the need for it. Your opinion is well known and the short comings of Bernds are well documented. I guess I'll never understand why you go to some place you dislike so much. C'est la vie.

[Rob Raunch]

Maybe the perception of age is part of the equation-Mara will turn 29 in February.

I will bett you a program for every year she is over 27. (I am staying on the safe side and STILL winn a program or two!)

Mara is definitely not 28 (your perception of age is allready. Ageing her. Hahaha. Like saying: "she will turn 30 in feb. '13")

I am seeing her next Thursday (she's going on holiday sept. 19th) and I will ask her for her drivers-license (no cheating!).

I have been with girls aged 18, don't want that anymore (and not because I am 40-isch).

They have not got the skills, the finesse, the techniques, a woman needs to satisfy ALL my needs.

Bernds is quite a unique place as the women "show"/"give" more of themselfs.

I have found that also with some other women in other clubs tooo, but it was more accidentally (one here and one there) , at Bernds the women a special "breed" (I don't have a better word for it)

Sure, there are allways better places. Everyone of us has their favorit place!

If they change the "working-ethics" of all the girls in (for instance) Golden Time and the Girls would do their Work like the women at Bernds? I will be there! (and so will be 600 other men!)

GRTZ

[Gfe Finder]

I have been to the room with Babsi, Sandra and with Katja and yes they are over 40 but their figures are definately NOT overweight and all of them are masters of illusion.

Thirded. All the women Rob mentioned above-- who I've been with as well-- look at least 5-10 (if not more) years younger than they actually are.

[Kiwi 69]

Okay.

I am.

I have been to the room with Babsi, Sandra and with Katja and yes they are over 40 but their figures are definately NOT overweight and all of them are masters of illusion.

I will gladly trade a one hour session with a random 19 year-old in any club for half an hour with one of these women! .

Either you love it or you hate it! (like any other Club)

Seconded! Sandra. She has a body any 19 year old would be proud of!

[Ortos]

Myself for instance, while growing old disgracefully I often find myself thinking that I am a 21 year old, particularly in a Club or FKK environment, trying to escape from a much more shop worn body. Mark me down as happy with it, too.

E.

It's an Out-of-Body-Experience, right? Always knew an OBE differed from a GFE...

O


O.B.E.: Order of the British Empire

[Excess]

Maybe the perception of age is part of the equation-Mara will turn 29 in February.

Excellent observation, Fats, and very true. Perceptions and POV are often very much a conditioner and will remain so.

Myself for instance, while growing old disgracefully I often find myself thinking that I am a 21 year old, particularly in a Club or FKK environment, trying to escape from a much more shop worn body. Mark me down as happy with it, too.

E.