FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[George Bickham]

The posts from Indian and Routard brought back happy memories of be in its glory days.

My first visit was around 2002, when there was still a little swimming pool that nobody used in what became the TV room, and a big horseshoe bar downstairs. It was small with a busy party atmosphere, and when there was a big Messe in Koln it was often full to bursting. But the atmosphere was normally like a popular neighborhood bar where the regulars all knew each other except that once they had chatted for a while, they settled down for a public BJ on the sofa. I remember one particularly busy evening with girls frantically BJ-ing their prospective partners in the corridor by the entrance as they waited for rooms to come free. Happy days.

One day in 2004 an attractive young girl with a gamine look, a pageboy haircut and a little black Bush was sitting shyly in the upstairs room, and later that I day I made my first acquaintance with Mara. She was bored with doing dead-end jobs with low pay; a friend had introduced her to Bernds and she was giving it a try she didn't know how long she would stay. We had a really gentle, enjoyable session and I remember thinking afterwards 'what a lovely, friendly person' and hoping that she would stay.

We met up a couple more times; she got increasingly popular and booked, and after a couple of years I shifted my attentions to PartyTreff Mettmann and Atlantis in Altenstadt (in itself quite a place, now long gone). But while Atlantis in particular had its share of lookers, the sheer consistency and quality of the service at Bernds eventually drew me back around 2007. By then Mara had matured physically and mentally into a confident young woman who knew what she did, what she liked and what she wanted, and we started having fun again.

I had some amazing sessions at Bernds. Memories of Princess, Sandy, Katja, Babsi, Jenni / Eleni and Brandi still come to mind. Then from about 2010 the place started going downhill fewer older girls, fewer men, fewer sessions was the story of a downward spiral.

But Mara was still there and, like Routard, she was the reason I kept on going back. She was simply one of the nicest, friendliest people I have ever met in her quiet way, so every session was like meeting up with an old girlfriend. You had her undivided attention while she was with you, and then she would move on and give the same undivided attention to someone else, while pausing to tidy up towels or glasses. And we had some fantastic active sessions, as well as some very gentle and tender ones. There was something about her figure as it matured, always with that little black Bush, that did it for me every time.

I was really pleased when she started preparing herself for a second (and less old) profession, and glad to have helped fund her through her studies. I knew that she would be giving up towards the end of 2018 and managed a session with her over the summer to say goodbye, but there was a little tinge of sadness when I read about her last day in the September.

After Mara retired there was no reason for me to go back to Berne's and after trying a few places I found that Babylon in Elsdorf has the nearest thing to the Bernds party feeling of old albeit with no couch BJ any more and with a more variable level of service from the WGs.

As Routard says, Mara was a both a legend also and probably the nicest girlfriend one could hope to have for an hour or two. I wish her continued success in her new life would that there were more people like her. So if you're reading this, Mara, thanks again for the memories.

[ExpatLover]

Visited twice, because I wanted to know, expensive entry for quite low quality for foods. Never found to go to room. Not a place for me when I need beauty, elegance and charm to inspire my desire. But I remember a narrow curvy up and down with a narrow small bridge road around which was really fun.

I was there 1 time, only veteran girls around, very narrow LU less than 10 girls. You really felt that they were over fucked, not my cup of tea at all. I left after 1 hour without any room and never went there again. For me only beauty matters, I am not paying for skills.

[Sirioja]

Visited twice, because I wanted to know, expensive entry for quite low quality for foods. Never found to go to room. Not a place for me when I need beauty, elegance and charm to inspire my desire. But I remember a narrow curvy up and down with a narrow small bridge road around which was really fun.

[Sonador]

I was able to visit Bernd's only once, around July 2016 IIRC (I did a report in this very page, but am not digging through to verify the year). It was a wonderful time. I had the immense pleasure of having a couple sessions with Carmen, and one with Maria. In retrospect, I wish I had stuck with Carmen throughout the day. Maria had a pretty face and beautiful big tits, but her oral skills were nowhere near Carmen's and she made me feel her teeth rather roughly. But Carmen, oh my God, Carmen. Simply unforgettable deep throat with CIM, a long term fantasy of mine come true. I often dream of visiting Bernd's again, but I have heard Carmen retired.

I probably won't get another chance of visiting, so your reports let me live vicariously. I hope after CoVID is under control, that Bernd's reopens and new girls, that offer good service and are hopefully on the younger side, work there. I would so love to go back for girls with good smiles, great tits, warm hearts and that give great head and will take my load in their mouths.

Actually I discovered Bernds on 2009. And just like you I considered it as "a foot in paradise".

I spent wonderful moments with such legendary ladies like Katja (nuclear sex weapon of 40 years old at that time (I was 22), miss her so much), Mara (incredible skills with a (too rare) real Bush at pussy and a "Liv Ullmann" lovely face), Dana, Nathaly, Masha, etc.

I miss this time, with free fuck on the sofa during their "Couch Aktion Tag" on Friday, in the front of everybody, the so erotic, free, naughty atmosphere. I miss the Bernds. I miss THIS Bernds (Anyway, just like you I hope that a new generation of (not so) new girls will "make Bernds great again" (Trump, get the f. Out of there, LOL).

I will be ready!

[JackHammer0]

I was able to visit Bernd's only once, around July 2016 IIRC (I did a report in this very page, but am not digging through to verify the year). It was a wonderful time. I had the immense pleasure of having a couple sessions with Carmen, and one with Maria. In retrospect, I wish I had stuck with Carmen throughout the day. Maria had a pretty face and beautiful big tits, but her oral skills were nowhere near Carmen's and she made me feel her teeth rather roughly. But Carmen, oh my God, Carmen. Simply unforgettable deep throat with CIM, a long term fantasy of mine come true. I often dream of visiting Bernd's again, but I have heard Carmen retired.

I probably won't get another chance of visiting, so your reports let me live vicariously. I hope after CoVID is under control, that Bernd's reopens and new girls, that offer good service and are hopefully on the younger side, work there. I would so love to go back for girls with good smiles, great tits, warm hearts and that give great head and will take my load in their mouths.

[Sirioja]

Sorry to hear you think Bernd's has been going down hill. I have been visiting there two or three times a year for the past ten years, and I find the talent available is very variable. Some nights the place is humming, with lots of lovely ladies to choose from; other times, there was just Angie and Maria and maybe one or two others. I wouldn't complain about either to those two, in fact I have had fantastic sessions with both, but the choice was definitely more limited. Can anyone tell me what the present situation is? Is Bernd's open again? Are there limits on hours or numbers able to visit? I tried contacting them directly but their mailbox always seems to be full.

I regret never meeting the legendary Mara. Does anyone remember Tina? She was one of my favourites, also the tall slim blonde with a poodle called Mina.

German clubs are closed by law. Same for Austria, NL and even many Swiss kantons.

[Poozer]

I have seen the tail end of the glory days at Bernds. This was between 2012 to 2015. I have had a number of chitchats over drinks with a number of old timer gentlemen at Bernds and from what I gathered from them, the golden period of Bernds was possibly in the 1990's and 2000's. But if the tail end of the glory days is something to go by, Bernds will remain as the greatest house of pleasure I have ever been to. It was never high on optics. It was never a place for those looking for fashion models but it did find some amazing beauties in the mix. But you never really went to Bernds for a eyefull. You went there to get your heartfull. However since 2016 or 17 the number of women kept down precipitously. I remember during my last visit in 2018, on a Friday there were just about 6 women. Not that it mattered to me, since I had known most of them for years and it felt great to just seat in the back garden, sipping a vodka, enjoying some freshly grilled sausages by Angie and chatting up with some old friends. Of course there would be a few trips to the rooms in between. Usually, I will reach there by 2pm and leave around 11 pm. Overnight stay at Reuter hotel! It is so nostalgic!

I just hope that Bernds is able to keep up with the times. Good to know it has come out of the Corona menace and opened it doors. Shall definitely visit during my next trip to Germany.

Sorry to hear you think Bernd's has been going down hill. I have been visiting there two or three times a year for the past ten years, and I find the talent available is very variable. Some nights the place is humming, with lots of lovely ladies to choose from; other times, there was just Angie and Maria and maybe one or two others. I wouldn't complain about either to those two, in fact I have had fantastic sessions with both, but the choice was definitely more limited. Can anyone tell me what the present situation is? Is Bernd's open again? Are there limits on hours or numbers able to visit? I tried contacting them directly but their mailbox always seems to be full.

I regret never meeting the legendary Mara. Does anyone remember Tina? She was one of my favourites, also the tall slim blonde with a poodle called Mina.

[IndianInFkk]

Bernds is one of the most friendly FKKs and the women as a rule never approach you. Once you sit with a girl and do a little chit-chat she may lean in for a kiss. At this point make up your mind whether you want to take her to the room or just politely turn away and say I'll get back later. You can feel her up all you want and still say NO, that's fine. Once she initiates a DFK and you too respond and she moves on to a BBJ in the sofa and you just sit there like a statue and then say NO to the room that is morally not right. There are no rigid rules but declining after a public BBJ is unprofessional and you will come across as a complete douchebag. Discuss everything about the service, price and agree upon the terms before getting intimate and stick by it like a gentleman. In Bernds you pay the total amount for the all the fun you had only when you leave the club. Keep it classy and professional!

I have seen the tail end of the glory days at Bernds. This was between 2012 to 2015. I have had a number of chitchats over drinks with a number of old timer gentlemen at Bernds and from what I gathered from them, the golden period of Bernds was possibly in the 1990's and 2000's. But if the tail end of the glory days is something to go by, Bernds will remain as the greatest house of pleasure I have ever been to. It was never high on optics. It was never a place for those looking for fashion models but it did find some amazing beauties in the mix. But you never really went to Bernds for a eyefull. You went there to get your heartfull. However since 2016 or 17 the number of women kept down precipitously. I remember during my last visit in 2018, on a Friday there were just about 6 women. Not that it mattered to me, since I had known most of them for years and it felt great to just seat in the back garden, sipping a vodka, enjoying some freshly grilled sausages by Angie and chatting up with some old friends. Of course there would be a few trips to the rooms in between. Usually, I will reach there by 2pm and leave around 11 pm. Overnight stay at Reuter hotel! It is so nostalgic!

I just hope that Bernds is able to keep up with the times. Good to know it has come out of the Corona menace and opened it doors. Shall definitely visit during my next trip to Germany.

[IndianInFkk]

In a period of 20 years, I have fucked nearly thousand hookers in 50 different countries. I have had amazing experiences with great girls. I often had those incredible chemistry where we both forget that we are just in a temporal contractual relationship and of course I had it with Mara. But Mara was simply an exceptional performer. She didn't need any tattoo, fake boobs, make up or piercing to seduce, she was just herself. She didn't need exceptional chemistry with her client to be able to perform, she did it with each of her clients. During the time of the session, she was just your girl friend. I could travel for 10 000km just to have the privilege to share a moment with her and get the feeling that I was a special person for her at least during the time of a session. She was simply the world's best hooker of her generation. She is a also a beautiful person, and I hope she is doing well in her new life.

I am taking a screenshot of that Mr Routard. That is indeed the most apt ode to the incredible Mara. I have had the pleasure of meeting her thrice but was able to be with her only once. (She used to be perpetually booked). Those two hours will remain as the most magical couple of hours I have ever spent with a woman. I think that was in 2015. I went back to Bernds at least four times in the next three years, making sure that they were Fridays since She had cut it down to only Fridays but unfortunately, I missed her every time; she somehow did not turn up on those days. Finally during my trip to Bernds in 2018, I was told that she had left for good. During our meet in 2015, she had told me that she was pursuing a professional course (I am not mentioning what it was to maintain her privacy) and that she would be leaving this work soon. I hope that Mara is happy wherever she is. God bless you Mara, just in case you ever read this piece.

[Routard]

Haven't been to bernds since almost 3 years.

Famous Mara still in Bernd's or she retired?

Those were the very happy days.

In a period of 20 years, I have fucked nearly thousand hookers in 50 different countries. I have had amazing experiences with great girls. I often had those incredible chemistry where we both forget that we are just in a temporal contractual relationship and of course I had it with Mara. But Mara was simply an exceptional performer. She didn't need any tattoo, fake boobs, make up or piercing to seduce, she was just herself. She didn't need exceptional chemistry with her client to be able to perform, she did it with each of her clients. During the time of the session, she was just your girl friend. I could travel for 10 000km just to have the privilege to share a moment with her and get the feeling that I was a special person for her at least during the time of a session. She was simply the world's best hooker of her generation. She is a also a beautiful person, and I hope she is doing well in her new life.

[Gino02]

Maria looks good. She didn't gain any weight. She has a new tattoo.

Great! Thanks man. Got to give her a visit.

[Ascari]

How is Maria looking after these 6 months of Bernds closure?

Maria looks good. She didn't gain any weight. She has a new tattoo.

[Gino02]

I was there last Friday. They have limited the number of guests to 16 costumers because of the county regulation.

Line-up:

Anni.

Bianca.

Erika (massage).

Evelyn.

Maria.

Sara.

Julia was listed but didn't show up. She was there earlier in the week.

Salome found a regular job in Bavaria and will only show up on a day off. Her name has been deleted from the lockers. So I don't expect much from her..

How is Maria looking after these 6 months of Bernds closure?

[Ascari]

I was there last Friday. They have limited the number of guests to 16 costumers because of the county regulation.

Line-up:

Anni.

Bianca.

Erika (massage).

Evelyn.

Maria.

Sara.

Julia was listed but didn't show up. She was there earlier in the week.

Salome found a regular job in Bavaria and will only show up on a day off. Her name has been deleted from the lockers. So I don't expect much from her.

Eliza has left the business.

Susan was absent. No news on her status.

Lizzy was absent, didn't ask if she would return.

Sandra the happy end massage lady also hung up her spurs.

Angie quit the saunaclub life before corona.

Bartender Edith also quit.

[Sirioja]

Bernds has reopened now.

Covid is only small risk at RTC even foods Bernds.