FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Ascari]

with one cute 22ish with glasses who I should have tried but was already too spent after 5 sessions that day between Finca and Bernds.

That's Sarah from Hungary.

[Gino02]

If there are also the same girls, Silvana will look as a girl.

LOL good point, but not that bad. I would say average age of the 7 girls on a Friday was 28-32, with one cute 22ish with glasses who I should have tried but was already too spent after 5 sessions that day between Finca and Bernds. BTW, Bernds is only 35 minutes drive from Finca, who knew!

[ExpatLover]

Those who are missing public display of religious activities, it is not dead here, only that no longer in the upstairs lounge. Otherwise everything is club standard same as was decades ago..

If there are also the same girls, Silvana will look as a girl.

[Gino02]

Those who are missing public display of religious activities, it is not dead here, only that no longer in the upstairs lounge. Otherwise everything is club standard same as was decades ago. 😁.

[AdamVeden]

S12 Train and 1232 bus. Pick the last bus at 8. 15 evening. Even though it is too early I don't want to miss the train. Thank you.

I found it strange that the last bus should leave already at 20:15. So I checked https://reiseauskunft.bahn.de and according to them there are buses, at least today, from Uckerath Lichtenberg Ort to Hennef at 20:08, 20:38, 21:38, 22:38, and the last one at 23:38.

Reiseauskunft (https://reiseauskunft.bahn.de), meaning "travel information" is a good place to search for trains throughout Europe (not only German trains) and for trains and local traffic (I. E. S-bahn, you-bahn, trams and buses) within Germany. Within Germany and for some international connections you can also buy train tickets on that site. I have used that site many times for business as well as for pleasure. If you are not fluent in German you can choose to have the site in Czech, Danish, Dutch, English, French or in Italian instead.

[Thampi62]

Almost OK (see point 3 below). I have done it countless times. Bear in mind the following:

1 Bus 522 is not very frequent. It runs generally only once per hour, at xx32. Twice at school peak hours and none in some off peak hour. I usually take the 1232, which enables me to reach Bernds at opening time at 1 pm.

2 If school is in session, make VERY VERY sure that you sit very near the exit in the middle of the bus. The bus is empty at Hennef station, but fills up after about 3 stops. Otherwise you will have problems squeezing your way out as it would be packed with students like sardines. And no students get off at Schieferhof (too young for FKK), so bus driver might think there is no one getting off and just shut the door and move on. Also, the students are very very noisy, so you might not be able to hear the name of the coming stop being announced, and you will have on rely on your eyes. Stop at Lichtenberg Ort, which is the stop just after Lichtenberg Oberdorf just after the acute right turn from the main road. Often the bus does not stop at Lichtenberg Oberdorf, so it might be passing Lichtenberg Ort before you know it.

3 To get to the 1232 bus on time, you need to take the S12 train. The RE 9 is not frequent and its schedule often does not mesh well with bus 522.

4 When you get off the bus, note the return times on the other side of the road. Last bus is arround 2015 I think. Taking a bus is much faster than a taxi, as a taxi would take about 20 minutes to arrive at the club after calling. Once it took 40 minutes and I missed my train. Relied on the bus since then. It is just an 8 minutes walk to the bus-stop, and the Bernds girls are very friendly and will chat with you while you are waiting for the appropriate time to set off for the bus-stop. Also, the taxi fare is about 24 euros previously, while the bus fare is much less than 5 euros.

S12 Train and 1232 bus. Pick the last bus at 8. 15 evening. Even though it is too early I don't want to miss the train. Thank you.

[TankTank123]

Hi Friends,

I am totally depending on public transport to reach Bernds. Staying in Cologne. Planning to pick up RE 9 from central station and step down in Hennef BF. Move to bus station ,5 mts walk, and pick bus 522 and travel 14 stations to reach in Hennef Uckerath Litchenberg Ort. From there walk to Bernds. Is it okay or any other option to reach Bernds depending public transport?. Ready to pick a taxi from Hennef BF.

Almost OK (see point 3 below). I have done it countless times. Bear in mind the following:

1 Bus 522 is not very frequent. It runs generally only once per hour, at xx32. Twice at school peak hours and none in some off peak hour. I usually take the 1232, which enables me to reach Bernds at opening time at 1 pm.

2 If school is in session, make VERY VERY sure that you sit very near the exit in the middle of the bus. The bus is empty at Hennef station, but fills up after about 3 stops. Otherwise you will have problems squeezing your way out as it would be packed with students like sardines. And no students get off at Schieferhof (too young for FKK), so bus driver might think there is no one getting off and just shut the door and move on. Also, the students are very very noisy, so you might not be able to hear the name of the coming stop being announced, and you will have on rely on your eyes. Stop at Lichtenberg Ort, which is the stop just after Lichtenberg Oberdorf just after the acute right turn from the main road. Often the bus does not stop at Lichtenberg Oberdorf, so it might be passing Lichtenberg Ort before you know it.

3 To get to the 1232 bus on time, you need to take the S12 train. The RE 9 is not frequent and its schedule often does not mesh well with bus 522.

4 When you get off the bus, note the return times on the other side of the road. Last bus is arround 2015 I think. Taking a bus is much faster than a taxi, as a taxi would take about 20 minutes to arrive at the club after calling. Once it took 40 minutes and I missed my train. Relied on the bus since then. It is just an 8 minutes walk to the bus-stop, and the Bernds girls are very friendly and will chat with you while you are waiting for the appropriate time to set off for the bus-stop. Also, the taxi fare is about 24 euros previously, while the bus fare is much less than 5 euros.

[Thampi62]

Hi Friends,

I am totally depending on public transport to reach Bernds. Staying in Cologne. Planning to pick up RE 9 from central station and step down in Hennef BF. Move to bus station ,5 mts walk, and pick bus 522 and travel 14 stations to reach in Hennef Uckerath Litchenberg Ort. From there walk to Bernds. Is it okay or any other option to reach Bernds depending public transport?. Ready to pick a taxi from Hennef BF.

[Thampi62]

Hi Guys,

Planning to visit Bernds on July 3rd. How many ladies will be present in Bernds these days? Excited to enjoy the MILF experience in Bernds. Looking for a friendly girl there. Any suggestion.

Regards and thanks in advance for the tip.

[Johncr04]

However my eyes maybe my cock were playing tricks on me or maybe I was just in bed dreaming of Day Care but sometimes at the end of the night if the newer girls are busy and the only girls in there are the ' old school' ones and the only guy or guys there trusted regulars weird things might happen on the back couches but will quickly change if the front door bell rings or someone exits a room. ' Brief moments' lets call them.

Kowboy,

The tricks being played on your eyes are encouraging to hear. Hopefully, I might have the same tricks played on my eyes during my upcoming trip (though, despite Maria likely recognizing me, I'm not a trusted regular, I doubt I'll see the same fun). I'm hoping for some close-to-closing fun at the-mother-of-all clubs next week.

Cheers!

[Kosher Kowboy]

other girls and guys would even applaud the cast of the show when the "finish" happens LOL.

This is one thing I love about Day Care even though you can't see the action can hear it well. I often pass on the upstairs rooms to stay downstairs where all the fun is. All day can hear the girls moan and now I am like a Gypsy myself as once a girl moans even I know which one it is but even sadder I know the sounds of some of the club regs as they start building up and blow. The girls know all of us and I / We often hear ' Bravo XXX' among other things such as girls mimicking the sounds of the guys cumming but they know the point of no return for guys as not to start the mimicking too soon and fuck up his timings. Once they know the balls have fired and it's on the way out they start their games.

This place sounds fun but I will go with a guy who knows them all who lives not to far from there but comes to Dietz as it is cheaper. Until I am known well I go with a regular in the NRW clubs to ensure no gummi traps ever get in the way and so far batting 100% so I will do the same here.

As you say it is a show; ' The Greatest Show on Earth' for me.

I think maybe once every 15 visits I see a girl doing a guy on the couch usually blow them while on their knees in front of them than ride them than off to the room and they usually grab the key first as time starts on the couch. All covered.

However my eyes maybe my cock were playing tricks on me or maybe I was just in bed dreaming of Day Care but sometimes at the end of the night if the newer girls are busy and the only girls in there are the ' old school' ones and the only guy or guys there trusted regulars weird things might happen on the back couches but will quickly change if the front door bell rings or someone exits a room. ' Brief moments' lets call them.

[Gino02]

Thanks for the report, I am down to just a small handful of clubs to complete the list of my must see's and this is one and will go with a Dietz reg who comes from Bonn. The thin lineup you encountered is not unique to this place; it is occurring at several clubs and for more reasons than just ' that time of year' ; several thekenfrauen including one behind the desk at DayCare was so short girls last week she had to call in over 4 so by noon there were 10 which for Day Care is low!

The autobahn sometimes scares the shit out of me when my friends drive. Last month we were not on the A3 rather some highway from FRA to Dortmund and they all drive powerful BMW's and Mercedes and get those suckers up to 220 at times than occasionally jam the gas and get up to 240 when they pass some road sign which I assume means speed limitations off. The speeds are so fast I get that feeling in my gut like one does when the roller coaster speeds off from a resting to a very fast accelerated rate in seconds.

Even scarier was entering the A3 last week or so and the entry ramp was the shape of a "U' on it's side and going around that curve I sat there with my fists clenched on the seats like Steve Martin did in Planes, Trains and Automobiles when John Candy ran him off the road as my friend accelerated and hit the curve over 120 km an hour and I thought death was imminent and as he came out of the curve was up to 200 and apologized telling me there is no exit for 7 km prior and the right line has cars going at speeds of up to 220 and very little merge space. I think he hit about 255-260 to make the merge. I have to give the Germans credit for this engineering as if that were an American made piece of crap would have spun out! He made the merge with flying colors and 1 hour later we were in the Heart of Creampie Country and 2 hours later I was inside of Sabrina in Arabella working off a ' Gypsy Referral'.

I think you will enjoy Bernd's, the first and original FKK where service is great, staff are nice and welcoming, and most of the girls still practice Catholic service if you ask in a nice way and donate extra 50 for being religious. Some of them (e. G. Maria BG) is hotter than most of the current Sharks princesses. It was so much fun to enjoy a creampie or CIMWS with one of these cuties in public on the front living room couches before the stupid gummy law, other girls and guys would even applaud the cast of the show when the "finish" happens LOL. Now not much public action but I think still possible. Somehow this club has less gypsy type girls, more of a bit classier ones in my experience. Someone said Bernd's is like a house party where you can actually fuck girls - I totally agree with him.

I drive at average 200-240 kmph, with sometimes peak at 260-300 on Autobahn when there's no speed limit, no traffic jam and if the gods of rental cars are nice to me by giving free upgrade to a BMW or a Mercedes or occasionally a Porsche. It's so much hormone rush when I can drive so fast and no freaking state trooper is stopping me for speeding, kinda like similar hormone rush when I creampie inside a hot beauty and she's not stopping me. Only problem is that it sucks to drive in freeways back home with 65-75 mph limits after that awesome Autobahn experience. Long live Germany for pussy and speed. 😁

[Kosher Kowboy]

When I left the Thekefrau excused that they didn't have more girls.

The driving was fun BTW, first time for me at the German autobahn and I reached 180 kmh (I hope I don't get a ticket, as parts of the autobahn is speed-controlled. Do they use cameras?)

Thanks for the report, I am down to just a small handful of clubs to complete the list of my must see's and this is one and will go with a Dietz reg who comes from Bonn. The thin lineup you encountered is not unique to this place; it is occurring at several clubs and for more reasons than just ' that time of year' ; several thekenfrauen including one behind the desk at DayCare was so short girls last week she had to call in over 4 so by noon there were 10 which for Day Care is low!

The autobahn sometimes scares the shit out of me when my friends drive. Last month we were not on the A3 rather some highway from FRA to Dortmund and they all drive powerful BMW's and Mercedes and get those suckers up to 220 at times than occasionally jam the gas and get up to 240 when they pass some road sign which I assume means speed limitations off. The speeds are so fast I get that feeling in my gut like one does when the roller coaster speeds off from a resting to a very fast accelerated rate in seconds.

Even scarier was entering the A3 last week or so and the entry ramp was the shape of a "U' on it's side and going around that curve I sat there with my fists clenched on the seats like Steve Martin did in Planes, Trains and Automobiles when John Candy ran him off the road as my friend accelerated and hit the curve over 120 km an hour and I thought death was imminent and as he came out of the curve was up to 200 and apologized telling me there is no exit for 7 km prior and the right line has cars going at speeds of up to 220 and very little merge space. I think he hit about 255-260 to make the merge. I have to give the Germans credit for this engineering as if that were an American made piece of crap would have spun out! He made the merge with flying colors and 1 hour later we were in the Heart of Creampie Country and 2 hours later I was inside of Sabrina in Arabella working off a ' Gypsy Referral'.

[John Traveller]

I rented a car at FRA and drove to Dierdorf and checked into my hotel before continuing through Hennef (Sieg) to Bernds at Schieferhof 28 (no sign on the building). The area is called Uckerather. Lichtenberg. I was greeted by the Thekefrau who explained for me where I could park. Bernds is a small sauna club with a small garden and buffet style food. Entry was euro 70, a bit steep I think. This is the most welcoming and friendly FKK I have been to. I asked the about opening hours, they said they are still closed at weekends. At the time I was there there were only two other guests and the LU consisted of six girls, most of them medium attractive and most nude. The prettiest was Sara (18 Hu), we went to a room for half hour. She was very nice and provided good service. She didn't speak English so I got the chance to practice my limited German. Somehow that worked out, but since she also seemed a bit inexperienced to the club scene there were some confusion about extras and pay. When I left the Thekefrau excused that they didn't have more girls. I concluded that this was a nice visit and I left satiesfied and drove back in good spirits.

The driving was fun BTW, first time for me at the German autobahn and I reached 180 kmh (I hope I don't get a ticket, as parts of the autobahn is speed-controlled. Do they use cameras?)

[Vito Corleone]

Yes, sorry I meant Sandra. Typing isn't my strong point! Hadn't seen her in a while. What days has she been working recently?

Sandra used to be there only 3 times a week. The masseuse who did not provide happy creamy endings is no longer there, I think she's there Monday through Friday.