FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Euro100]

Since I know Routard fairly well, and since I have very similar tastes and attitudes, I will try Bernd's as well when I return to Deutschland in December. Routard's report is a classic and really motivated me to give this palce a try.

thanks
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[Routard]

Yes Jackyo, Bernd's was on my to do list for long time already, and is a must for any mongerer. But as long as I'll still have places on my to do list, I will live, so I'm not in a hurry. And believe me, my to do list is long!

Routard

[Jackyo]

Monsieur Routard,

So this was your first time?! I would have thought an experienced monger such as yourself would have already been there.

Yes, its a very unique club. Anything goes.

[Routard]

Next time I write you a PM on the girl's butt, you might read it when doggy styling her!

Routard

[Iseeu]

Mon ami,
Another great report and I'm so happy that you've broken your Hof cherry. It can get addictive.
And once again, we keep choosing the same woman, a couple of days apart.

[Iseeu]

Yes, Jessica is the wonderful Jessi/Jessie/Jessy. Highest recommendation and the more business she drums up, the quicker she gets to her new boobs.

[Routard]

bernd´s saunaclub (schieferhof) schieferhof 28 53773 hennef/lichtenberg (tel. 02248-1529) http://www.bernds-sauna-club.de. open from monday till thursday from 14h00 till 0h00, friday from 14h00 till 1h00. entrance is 70€ and pricing is 50€ for session.

take a560 to hennef. continue straight on at the end of the highway on b8. after a few km, take right towards lichtenberg in a street named oberdorfstrasse. follow this road till a main road. turn right on the main road named uckerather strasse. you will have hotel reuter (uckerather strasse 72 53773 lichtenberg, tel. 02248-26550) on your right hand side. a room and breakfast is 35€, hotel can be booked from the club. the first street left after the hotel is schieferhof. the club is in a regular house at number 28. as it is a residential area, you may not park elsewhere than at the club’s parking lot on number 24.

bernds is a legendary club as it is the first fkk. everything started here more than 20 years ago and is now referred as the mother of all fkk. but it’s reputation is not only due to it’s history. it is also considered as being the wildest fkk of all, with an unique erotic atmosphere and the best offered service. yes, bernd’s is hot!!! even the professional masseuse can be fucked! there have been constant rumors about bareback sex being offered, but i can't confirm and didn't even try to check it out.

it starts at the door, a full naked girl welcomed me. she was a tall slim nicely tanned dark haired german girl in her early 20 with natural c breast. she introduced herself: trixie. she gave me a complete visit of the club with all the practical information. i did not follow everything she told me, and not only because of my poor german skills. i had my eyes and mouth widely open and my tongue reaching the floor while listening to her. but she kindly acted as if she didn’t notice it and during all my stay she felt responsible for me, inquiring from time to time if everything was ok. she was on my to do list, but the list was too long. i definitely need to come back.

here the practical information and a guided tour in case you will not follow everything too. you pay 70€ at entrance and get towel, sandals and locker key. take the corridor at the right side when in front of the entrance desk for the locker room. you need to give a name linked to the locker number for account opening. each session will be registered on your account by giving to the girl your name and number and you pay everything when leaving the club. pricing is 50€/30min and this includes bbbj and cim and anal is 50€ additional, but girls are not clock watchers and couch action is standard. the girls are not allowed to approach, you need to make the first step. drinks and food are included in entrance price.

there are two meeting rooms, one in the main floor and one in the basement. both have a single large u shaped sofa around a table and a bar with chairs. each floor has showers. the main floor has also the dinning room with buffet made by hotel reuter. food is better than at most other fkk. there is an outdoor garden to relax on a sunny day but the neighbour has sight on it. it is kindly requested not to be naked and not to have sex outside. there are bedrooms on each floor. and of course, did i mention there is a sauna?

there are 12 to 16 girls, in between 20 and 30 years old from mainly from germany, turkey and eastern europe. dressing code is naked. looks are good, at fkk standard, but the difference comes from attitude and service. most are regular service providers for several years at bernd’s. there is no other fkk were girls seem to genuinely enjoy sex as much as here. customers are mainly older german, most are regular customers for years. nudity is no big deal, even the customers tend to walk around naked. the towel is mainly to sit on it for hygienic reason.

the overall decoration is really old fashioned. but one thing seems to help for a better atmosphere: customers and girls are all sitting together on the single u shaped sofa. it allows to speak to each other without commitment. ruling language is german, but customers and girl switch easily to english as soon as they feel that you are not always comfortable with german. another socializing area is at the bar. surprisingly, the regular german customers are open minded towards first timer foreigners. i had fun with a japanese first time customer too, the only other foreigner that night.

but now the best part of the club: the unique atmosphere. it is hard to describe, and it’s better to live it. girls may not approach, but know exactly how to get attention. they don’t have obscene attitude, but flash their pussy on a very natural way. girls talk together with stretched legs on the sofa and one hand playing with pussy. i was discussing with a customer sitting next to me. one girl was already starting a bbbj on him, but he continued discussing with me as if nothing was happening. the girl had one foot on the floor and another one on the sofa near my shoulder. my face was at 50cm from her delicious wide open pink pussy. a bit embarrassed, i watched on the other side. but my other neighbour was already mounted by a cowgirl. in front of me, a guy was receiving a bj by a girl on an upside down position, her feet on the wall reaching nearly the ceiling. and when i looked back again to my first neighbour, he was already in doggy style on the sofa. the strange thing is that the atmosphere is never the same. at some moment everything looks like a regular pub and 10 minutes later, the wildest things are happening around. other funny thing is that most customers are old timers, but they have incredible health thanks to all those sexy ladies! i watched all the scene amused, and my to do list just kept growing.

one girl i noticed at first was dark haired dutch mara. she reminds me an old teenage girlfriend. she has a teenager look with her young petite b cupped body, pretty “next door girl” face and soft white skin contrasting with her unshaved pussy. she is very kind and quiet, speaks fluently dutch, german and english. there was a good chemistry together. cuba, dominican republic, indonesia…we had many destinations in common. we started to kiss on the sofa, but one girl disturbed us and asked mara to come to the kitchen. we skipped coach action and went straight to the room in order to be alone. she is very sweat, likes to dfk and her bbbj are very deep. she asked me if i always smiled like that. no, not always, but with her for sure. i loved her small body, and enjoyed having sex with her. she is definitely not a clock watcher, fortunately, as it took me very long to orgasm. after the session, she was again on my to do list, but unfortunately she is very popular and i could not catch her for a second session.

never mind, there were plenty other girls on my to do list. i went with hungarian maria who has a similar look too. she is even smaller, and has a body of an ****d girl. her attitude was not as friendly, i could not get a chemistry. but her narrow ass was incredible. what is life good to me!

turkish stella made a striptease (in bernd’s, this means that she dresses herself up!). she was hot, and was on top of my to do list, but didn’t manage to get a session with her. so, i finished the evening with romanian tina. she has a perfec petite body, short dark hair very nice face and incredible bue eyes. not a real chemistry too, but nice session with quality performance.

it was time to go…and to pay. it’s funny, as the girl at the desk takes your file listing all the girls you catched that evening. and they are all called to say good by!

yes, bernd's is unique!

[Hollandmale]

Sessions:

* Jessica - we really hit it off. She's working hard to save up for new boobs and I spent most of the night trying to show her that her current equipment is perfect (Looks: 8, Personality:10, Service:10)

Jessica = Jessy/Jessie/Jessi ?!

[Whitey2]

You don't see scenes like this in Kansas.....

You got that right.

[Iseeu]

Finally had a chance to visit Bernd's after more than a year away. Last time, I came away less than impressed and felt that it was missing the unique Bernd's flavor that allowed it to stand out, despite the inferior facility, etc. Since I went on record as saying that IMO it was no longer a top club, I feel that I need to give credit where it is due.

Well that's all changed back to the better. As Hollandmale has given a very detailed and accurate picture of the women and lineup, all I can add, is that it is these gems of service that give Bernd's its name. Much has been written about the unique, intimate atmosphere and decadent scenes. Well it's all there and oozing. Business for a Thursday night from 7 p.m. till closing was very slow - may be 15 men the whole evening.

Sightings: Celine ( definitely a brunette, used to be blonde, but not down there), Svenja, Stella, Brandy, Mara, Michelle, Anna, Jenny, Katja, Mina Jessica, and Princess.

Sessions:
* Jessica - we really hit it off. She's working hard to save up for new boobs and I spent most of the night trying to show her that her current equipment is perfect (Looks: 8, Personality:10, Service:10)
* Mara - Great intelligent girl - Very special person. ( Looks:7, Personality:10, Service 9)
* Katja - As reported a BBBJ expert (Looks: 8, Personality: 8, Service: 9)

Would have had a session with Princess, but we ran out of time so no rating for service (Looks: 9 - what a body!, personality:9)

At one point I was sitting on the couch with Jessica on one side holding my jewels, Mara lying on my lap and DFKing Jessica while fingering Katja, whose ample booty was in our face as she went down on another customer. You don't see scenes like this in Kansas.....

[Rob100]

Welcome here, it took a while but you found us also here :-)

[Hollandmale]

thanks for your short list, but i think you forgot trixie. don't say that you have no experience with her because i won't believe, i was just in front of you in the sofa :-))

ooowwhhh yesss stano, how could i forget trixie last august 14, the latest top-attraction in the hof. as you mentioned, we were sitting on the couch opposite to you. trixie gave all four of us head, in a straight row, one by one. i was the last one to join her, around 10 pm.

as all rooms were occupied, we continued at the spielwiese with my fellow dutchmen having some sneaky peeps, behind the big glass window. that didn't prevent trixie to go straight down to business with a deep and wet bbbj. i returned that favour with some slippery daty, after which we were both ready for some very nice missionary and cowgirl. the room next door came available, so that's where we continued.

we repeated pretty much our whole session. some fiery fk, deep bbbj standing up, continued wet daty laying down, followed by some very slippery missionary, cowgirl and reverse. i wanted to finish off with a flat lay down doggy, but it took a little more than that. so trixie turned me over for a final bbbj and had me cim very nice. all 'n all we spend 1,5 hours, from the upstairs couch untill the downstairs room, at the cost of 2 programme (2x e50 = e100).

trixie is 24, brunette, german, 5'8, a figure size-2 with natural b-cups, excellent service, certainly up to hof-standards (and more) with fk-daty-ic*-bbbj-cim. that was the opinion of all 4 of us, as we kept trixie occupied from 6 pm till 11.30 pm .

(* = intercourse)

[Jackyo]

Celine was a blonde before, but last time I saw her (24/05/06) her hair was dark brown, almost black. Did she change to be a blonde again ? Celine told me she has her breast surgery planned for early October. So let's check some follow-up reports. By the way, my sessions with Celine were great, certainly up to Hof-standard, FK-DATY-IC-BBBJ-CIM.

I saw her in May too!

Maybe her hair was more light brown than blonde. I wouldn't think of her as having black hair though.

I had such a good time with her I even promised I'd marry her and send her an engagement ring. She promised she'd stay true to me.. but only until the next customer.

Yeah, I know. I had it pretty bad.

[Euro100]

IC = InterCourse (?)

[Peter]

I would send a pm, but you can't get them yet, but what is IC and what is Anal IC?