FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

**ExpatLover** · 10-12-17 03:57

Fully online but the world is changing, and today for the same money you are getting great food, big premises, extremely wide LU, great sauna etc. This club is just too expensive for me if I compare with the LU, also difficult for me to spend a full day there just too small compared to the big one.

**Derk** · 10-11-17 01:28

Originally Posted by Myrrh [View Original Post]

Thanks for the infomercial about Bernds.

Given the 70 euro entry fee I would be expecting them to be feeding me caviar off the asses of virgins or allowing me to drink champagne from a straw straight out of super cooled pussies.

You can eat yourself silly and get riotously drunk at many FKK's without paying up to the 70 euros that you need to enter Bernds and CIM is standard at around a dozen FKKs, we are talking those of the red carpet club variety.

I've never been to Bernds and part of the reason why I have never been is because first time visitors often remark that they find the place surprisingly small and the overwhelming consensus from many reports is that the women are older and far less attractive than what you would find in a normal FKK..

You'd have to have been doing this for over two decades to know the full details and history which makes Bernd's what it is. Bernd's was the originator over 32 years ago who started the "FKK club" concept. It was he who demanded and implemented the women to be "all nude", it was he who implemented the flat rate no haggling. Bernd's was only allowed to open his small establishment 32 years ago if he agreed to the terms by the town. Which included being closed on weekends and before 1:00 pm during the week. The point they did not want the club open during most hours when the public was around. The club itself did not make up these rules and hours they were set by the town.

Bernd's offers hard liquor as well as several types of bottled beer, CIM (at no extra cost) buffet style food, snacks, soft drinks, juice and coffee for 70 Euros, [Deleted by Admin] look for Friday specials for 50 e and the late arrival entry fee after 20:00 for 50 e.

There was a time when they had an abundance of older women, that has changed and the last time I visited (about a week ago) they had 12 gals and I would say only 2 out of those were in the 30-40 range. The fact is most clubs have older women as well as younger.

What people need to understand is Bernd's is a pioneer of the hobby and without them we might not have what we have today. It used to be just the typical brothel. RTC (Red carpet Clubs) in my opinion don't always have great quality women for the price and recently with the new law the low rates have gone up. Aldi for example is now 40 e for 30 minutes if you want BBBJ. But even with that set price YMMV and so will rates. It's easy for people to put down the club without knowing the history or reasons behind why the club does what it does.

Bernd's was the club to beat for many years, this was fact when GT had just opened, they were famous for lots of hot women with unbeatable service, second to none. Bernd's offers a warm, open, friendly atmosphere second to none. True being able to speak German helps but then again you're the foreigner so why are we complaining?

Mina by the way is no longer at Bernd's and there is no word that she will return anytime soon. Katja and Cleo PO are two excellent providers, Maria BU (10 body and tits to die for) as well as Carmen HU. Bernd's deserves some respect for making the clubs what they are today.

**DMD2017** · 10-11-17 01:08

I decided to spend a few hours at Bernd's after the big rain storm!

I arrived by 6:00 pm to a rather crowded house. 50€ entry due to some special occasion (I guess the first Friday of the month?) so reduced price.

Two new girls with dark hair, but they were always busy, as was Maria!

I decided to just eat while everyone was busy!

Mara was very busy with a client who took her all day, Mina retired (or I think that's what Edith said) from the business, and Carmen was a little under the weather (which a lot of German people seem to be with the crazy hot and cold weather they've been having).

I stayed up until 12:00 am and actually took Maria twice. She was extremely busy but I took her during the times the clients had their rest period! She always makes me feel good! That's why I always do repeats with her!

**ExpatLover** · 09-26-17 18:55

Originally Posted by IndianInFkk [View Original Post]

Of the current lot, the one who definitely does anal is Steffi. She is a classic Bernds old timer, a German, slightly on the heavier side although she has lost a significant amount of weight over the last few years. She is extremely pleasant, and speaks English well. I think there are a few more with whom you can engage in anal but I am not too sure and so I am not mentioning the names. As someone has mentioned, you can ask them and they will not mind at all. In fact if the lady does not do it, she might tell you the name of someone who does. That is what Bernds is all about. Big hearted women and absolutely no meanness in attitude or behavior which is rife at other FKKs.

May be you are from India, low link to erotic.

**George Bickham** · 09-26-17 12:19

I very much agree with the advice below. Don't be worried to ask the girl whether she offers the service; in my experience if she doesn't (as recently happened when I asked Mina) you will just get a polite "no" and she may ask you whether you want to go with another girl. I have never had anything more than a 'yes' or a polite 'no' - not a big thing.

Mara is the 'gold standard' for me at Bernds, but she only works on certain Fridays so you would need to be lucky. But if she's there, well worth asking. Apart from Steffi / Jackie, I'm not sure who else offers it (the suggestion of Edith / Rosy seems to be someone's joke).

I would also echo the suggestion of Babylon as an alternative venue to try out. I have been there a couple of times and the atmosphere is good, with a wider choice than Bernds (although service less good). Their website lists all the girls who offer the service, and gives days when they will (probably) be there. Photos make it easier to work out who is who, so you're less likely to ask someone who won't do it. If the right girl is there I will also try on my next visit.

Best of luck, and hope that it is worth the wait!

**IndianInFkk** · 09-24-17 21:03

Of the current lot, the one who definitely does anal is Steffi. She is a classic Bernds old timer, a German, slightly on the heavier side although she has lost a significant amount of weight over the last few years. She is extremely pleasant, and speaks English well. I think there are a few more with whom you can engage in anal but I am not too sure and so I am not mentioning the names. As someone has mentioned, you can ask them and they will not mind at all. In fact if the lady does not do it, she might tell you the name of someone who does. That is what Bernds is all about. Big hearted women and absolutely no meanness in attitude or behavior which is rife at other FKKs.

Originally Posted by Maxime [View Original Post]

You can also try Babylon, service on par with Bernds, but in general better looking girls and many offer A-level there. See here: https://www.saunaclub-babylon.com/sa...e/analverkehr/.

Yesterday 12 of these girls were present, so enough choice. Cost +50 euro (so Euro 100 in total for half hour of 150 euro for one hour).

**Maxime** · 09-24-17 08:16