FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[PaulMadrid]

I visited this week, after the one-week holiday closure.

There was a good number of girls present. Anni, Bianka, Erika, Isa, Lavinia, Maria, Mia, Patricia and Tina.

On vacation. Chanel, Cleo, Emma.

Have I forgotten anyone?

It takes a lot of guys to keep 9 ladies busy, but this wasn't the case, so you could invite whom you wanted, when you wanted.

On the downside, there wasn't that Hof atmosphere when you don't know what will happen next. No couch action, apart from my own contribution.

All the meet-ups were in the main lounge. The Keller was deserted. I noticed that the "goldfish bowl" (open room) in the Keller has been replaced by a box room of glory holes. I don't know how long it has been there. It would be good to perform or see some action there.

The clients were almost all German locals, with maybe a couple of guys on business trips, dropping in for an hour.

Overall, it was a great day. I could invite four ladies of my choice, no second preferences, no waiting, no stress. They were satisfied and so was I.

[BrownyDalton]

Hi,

Bernd's website has this notice:

"Dear guests, from Thursday, April 7th, 2022, the visit to the Schieferhof is possible under the 3 G regulation.

This means entry is possible, vaccinated or recovered or with a rapid antigen test not older than 24 hours or a PCR test not older than 48 hours. ".

Does anyone know if they are checking guests on entry?

Thanks!

The first time I came I was very dutiful showing my proof of vaccination. The times after I didn't show them myself, and wasn't asked. However, both the Theke and the girls have very good memories about punters, so they might still 'know' my status.

Usually at entrance they are more concerned with your parking spot.

[Ibn Buttita]

Hi,

Bernd's website has this notice:

"Dear guests, from Thursday, April 7th, 2022, the visit to the Schieferhof is possible under the 3 G regulation.

This means entry is possible, vaccinated or recovered or with a rapid antigen test not older than 24 hours or a PCR test not older than 48 hours. ".

Does anyone know if they are checking guests on entry?

Thanks!

[Sirioja]

Just to add, the girls in Bernd's are totally naked (but mostly not great looking) while those in Babylon are almost totally naked; whereas the majority of the girls in Samya are not naked. Twice before in Samya, I was disappointed to discover the girls I took the room had awful fake boobs.

Finally, you asked me to rate Bernds against Samya. That is impossible to do as they are almost opposite extremes. You either like one or the other.
Bernds is a quiet intimate homely club with only few girls, but who provide consistently good service due to tight quality control by the manager. Samya is a noisy, smoky and crowded party place, with many girls and great ambience for those wanting to go wild. Your choice!

I had real beauties at Samya, some real GFE for my meaning, when never saw beauties at for AO Bernds.

[Kabelha]

Is it 100/60 pricing?

Pricing remains as before the pandemic. 70 Euros entry, plus 50 per room. Service levels also unchanged.

[TankTank123]

Just to add, the girls in Bernd's are totally naked (but mostly not great looking) while those in Babylon are almost totally naked; whereas the majority of the girls in Samya are not naked. Twice before in Samya, I was disappointed to discover the girls I took the room had awful fake boobs.

Finally, you asked me to rate Bernds against Samya. That is impossible to do as they are almost opposite extremes. You either like one or the other.
Bernds is a quiet intimate homely club with only few girls, but who provide consistently good service due to tight quality control by the manager. Samya is a noisy, smoky and crowded party place, with many girls and great ambience for those wanting to go wild. Your choice!

[Smoke Light]

TankTank, thanks for the info. My additional comments regarding current LU and conditions:

Samya: I do not like Samya as it used to be very smoky for a non-smoker like me

Samya is now completely smoke free and has been like this since a few years. Smoking is permitted only on the terrace outside the restaurant or on the terrace on the upper floor, or outside the main entrance.

Most Schieferhof girls there do not speak English

Younger Schieferhof girls speak English just fine. Never a problem.

Schieferhof: Thursday or Friday night has most girls but also most men

I agree for the busiest times of the year. However, men attendance is down lately in all clubs. Girls are happy about each and every visitor.

Schieferhof: Monday night is bad. Bear in mind that it is frequented by locals who come from noon. So the girls are usually exhausted by 8 pm

Again, men attendance is down, and in my experience girls are not exhausted at this time of year. In general, summer is a slow time for brothels in Germany.

[TankTank123]

First, I would like to correct a crucial error in my last post that I had just noticed. The system joined 2 of my sentence into one. The end of my first para should read as follows:

From Hennef, either I take a taxi to Schieferhof, or when I have lots of time since Bernds does not open till afternoon, I take the local bus there. If you instead come from Bonn, then you can take U-bahn to Siegberg and then change to the S12 there to get to Hennef. This takes longer than the direct train from Cologne.

Back to your latest note, I have not been to Bernds this year so I do not know the latest pricing.

I do not like Samya as it used to be very smoky for a non-smoker like me. Rather I stayed in Cologne because I go to Babylon (Elsdorf) in the morning; and head to Bernds at 3 pm. The S12 train conveniently links a good part of the journey between Babylon and Bernds. I have long time favorites in both places.

[PayForIt]

I normally stay in Cologne and take the S12 or S19 to Hennef. From Hennef, either I take a taxi to Schieferhof, or when I have lots of time since they do not open till afternoon, I take the local bus there from Bonn, you can take U-bahn to Siegburg and then change to S12 there to get to Hennef. This takes longer than the direct train from Cologne.

Most girls there do not speak English, but I have no problems with very basic english words with them.

Closed on Sat and Sundays.

Thursday or Friday night has most girls, but also most men. Monday night is bad. Bear in mind that it is frequented by locals who come from noon. So the girls are usually exhausted by 8 pm.

Really helpful information. Thank you. You clearly consider the journey to be worth it. How do you rate it against Samya? Recent reports from SmokeLight suggest an excellent LU at Samya so if you normally stay in Cologne that would be quicker and easier but I'm interested to try a new FKK.

Is it 100/60 pricing?

Thanks again for the help.

[Sirioja]

I've never been to this FKK. But I like the sound of it from reading through the forum.

I don't prefer to drive in Germany as I like to have a few drinks in the clubs and would not drink and drive.

Can I ask those of you who attend the club frequently a few questions please?

What is the best way to get to the club if not driving? Stay in Bonn and get an uber or taxi. Google maps says 24 minutes?

And closed Saturdays and Sundays?

What is the best night to attend?

Finally- I speak no German. Do the girls speak English?

Many thanks in anticipation of any help.

No big problem in English, but very average looks. Worth mainly for AO option with average looks. Kind of expensive RTC.

[TankTank123]

What is the best way to get to the club if not driving? Stay in Bonn and get an uber or taxi. Google maps says 24 minutes?

And closed Saturdays and Sundays?

What is the best night to attend?

Finally- I speak no German. Do the girls speak English?

Many thanks in anticipation of any help.

I normally stay in Cologne and take the S12 or S19 to Hennef. From Hennef, either I take a taxi to Schieferhof, or when I have lots of time since they do not open till afternoon, I take the local bus there from Bonn, you can take U-bahn to Siegburg and then change to S12 there to get to Hennef. This takes longer than the direct train from Cologne.

Most girls there do not speak English, but I have no problems with very basic english words with them.

Closed on Sat and Sundays.

Thursday or Friday night has most girls, but also most men. Monday night is bad. Bear in mind that it is frequented by locals who come from noon. So the girls are usually exhausted by 8 pm.

[PayForIt]

I've never been to this FKK. But I like the sound of it from reading through the forum.

I don't prefer to drive in Germany as I like to have a few drinks in the clubs and would not drink and drive.

Can I ask those of you who attend the club frequently a few questions please?

What is the best way to get to the club if not driving? Stay in Bonn and get an uber or taxi. Google maps says 24 minutes?

And closed Saturdays and Sundays?

What is the best night to attend?

Finally- I speak no German. Do the girls speak English?

Many thanks in anticipation of any help.

[Pickley]

It's open, went in but didn't see anyone worth rooming with so left after about an hour. Just going to save it all up for Bernds tomorrow. Hopefully it's a discount day with some grilling and wild girls tomorrow at the hof.

I was going to stop by luderland 25th but trains were delayed and I ended up not going. I guess that was a good decision now.

[Wry Cooter]

Has Luderland reopened? It was closed after Easter so check it before you go.

It's open, went in but didn't see anyone worth rooming with so left after about an hour. Just going to save it all up for Bernds tomorrow. Hopefully it's a discount day with some grilling and wild girls tomorrow at the hof.

[Downandup]

Thanks for pointing that out. I imagine they will be closed if it's a public holiday. To luderland then on 5/26!

Has Luderland reopened? It was closed after Easter so check it before you go.