FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Gino02]

First visit for many months. Apart from checking your Covid vaccination and the Perspex screens at the counters, I found everything more or less as it was in February 2020.

I arrived on Friday at 2 pm and was in my first room (with Anni) by 2.30. The 9 girls were already matched in numbers by 8-10 men. Average age of the girls was about 30. For the men it was double that. Covid kilos and cellulite increased on some girls, on others not at all. The main group in the garden, a smaller group in the lounge and no-one downstairs.

When I emerged around 4, the male population had more than doubled. None of the girls were sitting around. There was no fuss or panic. Quick shower, fresh towel and next room. It was like that for 2-3 hours. No public action. I ate and sat it out (except for a short room with Maria), knowing it probably wouldn't stay like that.

About 7.30, the male-female numbers were evenly matched again. I had a super room with Isa. When we finished, I followed the sound of salsa music downstairs. The place was buzzing. Six girls were having fun, dancing together, knocking back Baileys on ice. The work surge was over and it was time to dance. There were still some rooms done. Longer and more hard-core than the afternoon, I thought..

Great report! Thank you Paul, and glad you had fun.

Question. Can you describe this Isa? Is it the same slim cute Issa used to work at Living Room in Dusseldorf and later had a stint at FKK Sakura near Stuttgart?

[PaulMadrid]

First visit for many months. Apart from checking your Covid vaccination and the Perspex screens at the counters, I found everything more or less as it was in February 2020.

I arrived on Friday at 2 pm and was in my first room (with Anni) by 2.30. The 9 girls were already matched in numbers by 8-10 men. Average age of the girls was about 30. For the men it was double that. Covid kilos and cellulite increased on some girls, on others not at all. The main group in the garden, a smaller group in the lounge and no-one downstairs.

When I emerged around 4, the male population had more than doubled. None of the girls were sitting around. There was no fuss or panic. Quick shower, fresh towel and next room. It was like that for 2-3 hours. No public action. I ate and sat it out (except for a short room with Maria), knowing it probably wouldn't stay like that.

About 7.30, the male-female numbers were evenly matched again. I had a super room with Isa. When we finished, I followed the sound of salsa music downstairs. The place was buzzing. Six girls were having fun, dancing together, knocking back Baileys on ice. The work surge was over and it was time to dance. There were still some rooms done. Longer and more hard-core than the afternoon, I thought.

The atmosphere in the Hof is like the weather in the mountains. It can change completely in 10 minutes. You can go from boredom (all the girls busy) to high excitement (one of your pets comes and sits on your knee) with no warning.

Rosi was there from about 6. She runs the place with a firm hand and the girls respect her.

Anni, Cleo, Erika, Emma, Evelyn, Isa, Maria, Mia, Tina.

[ArtVande]

Hi folks,

My favorite forum thread in ISG has been quiet. I was curious to know if anyone has recently been to Bernds and would appreciate any feedback. I was in Bernds before COVID and was wondering if anyone has recently visited. Seems like a lifetime ago since COVID happened.

[PaulMadrid]

Just found out I have a very short trip to the NRW this Sunday / Monday and wanted to make the most of it. I would like to visit is Bernd's which the website says will not open on Sundays. Curious of people's thoughts on whether Bernd's is worth going to in the early afternoon of a Monday? I am mainly after the great service and would love to experience the couch action downstairs the way it used to be. (I'll be heading to Arabella on Sunday evening and curious what folks think of that time of night there. Anyone here with an opinion would be great, but I'll also throw that question in the multi-club AO thread). Thank you all for the great info here. I hope to be able to add to it after my visit.

Take care all!

IMHO any day of the week is a roll of the dice in the Hof. But there might be fewer ladies on Monday, compared to Friday.

I would expect to find 4-5 of the regulars (without knowing which). If I haven't been there for a month or more, there could also be 1-2 newbies.

There hasn't been an email newsletter for a very long time. This sometimes updates the cast list.

You can always call reception after 13.00 to see who's there (and if you're nearby).

Personally, I enjoy rolling the dice and I follow the flow and the mood of those present.

Fixed expectations can lead to disappointment.

[Johncr04]

Just found out I have a very short trip to the NRW this Sunday / Monday and wanted to make the most of it. I would like to visit is Bernd's which the website says will not open on Sundays. Curious of people's thoughts on whether Bernd's is worth going to in the early afternoon of a Monday? I am mainly after the great service and would love to experience the couch action downstairs the way it used to be. (I'll be heading to Arabella on Sunday evening and curious what folks think of that time of night there. Anyone here with an opinion would be great, but I'll also throw that question in the multi-club AO thread). Thank you all for the great info here. I hope to be able to add to it after my visit.

Take care all!

[Wry Cooter]

Thanks Op, nice to hear from you and thanks for the info. I've checked some of the other boards as well, I hope to get back there soon!

I correct myself (anyone under 35 looks the same to me: the) - one is in early 20's, one at end of 20's, one in early 30's.

[Optimist]

Hi Wry. There are a couple of slender women, but not under 30 years.

I correct myself (anyone under 35 looks the same to me: the) - one is in early 20's, one at end of 20's, one in early 30's.

[Optimist]

Any young, slender women like the now departed Sara?

Hi Wry. There are a couple of slender women, but not under 30 years.

[PaulMadrid]

Unfortunately I haven't been back since the summer re-opening. I'm hoping it will be soon.

The Hof has more "regulars" than most, both on the ladies' and the guys' sides.

From public and private sources, I've tried to put together the current, post-pandemic lady regulars. Of course, some girls take off for a day, or even for a few weeks. But this is my best estimate.

Established entertainers since a while (at least for me. I've banged them all):

Maria.

Erika.

Cleo.

Nina.

Bianka.

Anni.

Recent arrivals (at least for me. I haven't yet had the pleasure to meet them):

Candy.

Isa.

There have been a couple of others who don't seem to have stayed. This list is open.

I won't even try to list the courtesans who no longer grace the couches with their presence. Once I start with regulars in February 2020, I wouldn't know how far back to go. This forum is 200 pages long and the first entries refer to Deutsche Marks and girls from Yugoslavia! Already pre-pandemic is another era. Everyone's list of "hope she comes back" is different.

Nostalgia is over-rated. Let's look to the future. The cast is renewing itself. Enjoy mixing the well-known charms with the new faces!

[Maxime]

Any young, slender women like the now departed Sara?

Sara is now in Babylon, still offering mediocre service at best if you are lucky.

[Wry Cooter]

Any young, slender women like the now departed Sara?

The second visit was good, Bernd's is back to the way it was. I had heard that Maria was back but I did not see her.

[Downandup]

Were they remarkable in any way? How did the second visit go?

The second visit was good, Bernd's is back to the way it was. I had heard that Maria was back but I did not see her.

[Wry Cooter]

Were they remarkable in any way? How did the second visit go?

I stopped by yesterday but they only had three girls, I plan to return tomorrow.

[Downandup]

I stopped by yesterday but they only had three girls, I plan to return tomorrow.

[PaulMadrid]

It appears that Sara has moved to Babylon.

Best described as quiet, slim and horny. Until recently, a "teeny".

She, with Bianca, considerably reduced the average age of the Hof cast.

Simultaneously learnt German and English from zero, as well as the languages of her colleagues (Romanian, Bulgarian and Polish). And also some Dutch for some clients. Smart girl.

Even with limited words, she is very intense.

I think the Hof was her first club (am I correct? It will be interesting to see how she finds Babylon. A completely different scene.

Wait and see.

Kurva!