FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Ibn Buttita]

Winter memories of summer fun. Back in July I made about a week's FKK trip to Germany, generally Hesse, and followed it up with a couple of days in August near Stuttgart and back to Frankfurt. The fall has been busy so I'm just getting to the reports now.

What better way to start an FKK trip than with the grand-daddy of them all, Bernds. I had gotten a discount train ticket out of Frankfurt airport as I normally do, but lodging was different this time. When I called Hotel Reuter near the club a week before they told me they were all booked up, a surprise, so instead I found on Air BNB a holiday apartment right in the center of Hennef not far from the train station, When I got settled there in the late afternoon I took the 522 bus as usual to the stop a few hundred meters from Bernds. With the last bus back to Hennef at around midnight, I could stay at Bernds until closing, so staying in Hennef worked out well.

One of my favorite parts about visiting Bernds is when the reception assigns a girl to set you up at your locker. It's a nice "welcome back" and gives the chance to interact with a possible session-mate. My greeter girl was a tall, blonde German flower child named Mina. With braided hair, hippie jewelry draped over her breasts, and a jean shorts waistband that highlighted her sexy ass, she could have fit in at a 1967 California love-in.

Mina was very friendly and engaging, so after getting settled I did approach her in the upstairs lounge where we kissed a little and she gave me a blow job on the couch across from some guests and other girls. In the room she continued to suck my dick expertly. Sex with a girl taller than me is fun, and we sweated it up in missionary and when she rode me, propelled by her long, toned legs. Her ass was great to grab as she lay prone while I boned her. To close it out Mina sucked a nice load from my cock.

I came to Bernds hoping to find one of my all time favorites, Tina, who I had sessioned with the year before after an absence of some time. She was in attendance that evening and so I made sure to reintroduce myself. She's sweet but so porn-why, wearing her high heels in bed while giving a wicked blow job. In that department one of the best I've encountered. With a body that's firm but soft at the same time, perfectly compact with all the right lady parts packed into a compact package, fucking Tina's a dream. She rode me so well that I almost came, but I restrained myself so I could finish in her mouth. She gladly accepted my proposal and as gladly accepted a mouthful of my sperm.

Having flown early that morning and been in transit for much of the day, I was pretty beat and so spent long stretches just relaxing with a beer watching the girls lounge naked on the couches or socializing outside, and later in the evening having an impromptu dance party downstairs. I probably could have pulled the trigger on another girl or two, but decided to wrap things up with another session with Tina. Another excellent encounter followed, again ending with her coaxing my cum into her mouth.

A goal of this trip, which as I've indicated above was accomplished at Bernds thanks to Mina and Tina, was to get in as many cum-in-mouth finishes as possible. Even before the recent passage of the evil condom law that impending doom was in the air, so my aim was to maximize the time I had left. I think it could really hurt a place famed for public action and all-inclusive sum-in-mouth, but I'm hoping the place can cope, it's a shrine.

Continued at Rom.

[Optimist]

Very well put. It was intended to be a place for people who like sex to meet people with a like mind. Sort of like an orgy open to everyone. You just will not find that type of atmosphere at any big club.

Unfortunately it has become less so in recent times, and seems to be following the trend which has been established in all the big clubs I know, that is, reducing amounts of public sex.

[FreddieKim]

Hi,

I will be visiting Frankfurt in February for 5 nights. I will definitely try sharks multiple times, but not sure I should visit Bernd's.

I only visited Oase once and it wasn't great experience because girls were too sharky and pushy, also layout of the club wasn't my type. Heard Bernd's girls provide decent service.

That really draw my attention. What do you guys think? Should I visit Bernd's or not?

[Boomer10]

Does anyone know if be's will be open this Fri? And if so, would it be a ghost town?

Thanks.

Google translate from a notice on a German board:

On Monday, 26 December makes Bernd nudist club a day off, which means the club is closed and the ladies re-energize for the year-end spurt with you.

There is 30 December back with a bang next:

On New Year's Eve Use day you save 20 euros at the entrance and pay only 50 euros for a day ticket.

So they're open with a 20 euro discount on entrance fee, no idea how busy they will be.

[Fuzz Bucket]

Does anyone know if be's will be open this Fri? And if so, would it be a ghost town?

Thanks.

[ExpatLover]

Does anybody know if Mina offers anal sex?

And if she does, does she seem to enjoy it or 'just do it for the money'? (And, yes, I know that all WGs do it for the money).

Thanks for sharing any experiences.

It depends on you, but there is a lot of cheating in the clubs.

[OrgyLover]

Bernd's will be my choice next trip sure. I love the open sexual relationships with people like orgy which missed him a long time ago And relations have been replaced in-room just as it happens in the big clubs.

[Akibono]

I've got over 20 years of experience with the Hof (name used by the locals) for "Schieferhof" the street the club is located on.

The Hof is the originator of all FKK Clubs and there's a reason for everything they do. First off the odd hours (closed on weekends and opening at 13:00) this was done by agreement with the local government to avoid hours when families or children are present. Remember the Hof is located in a small village named Lichtenberg-Hennef. The club was designed to cater to the businessman who could stop in for lunch and after work. No need for weekends when business people are with family. The club was never designed for tourist or weekender. As previously stated "Bernd's" was designed for what it is and still today does that very well. Guests who demand a robe, are shy about nudity and public sex may do better elsewhere. Yes it was someone's home at one time, over 30 years ago when it was just an idea in one man's head.

Most of the time the girls don't work past 12:00 midnight, it's only 1: am on Fridays. The women often select when they want to work, some are part time. It's more about how much money they want to make rather than having to work all 5 days. On one hand while some feel its a small club with few guests some women work non-stop and that can be from 1:00 to 12:00 which is considerably less than 11:00 to 4 am hours of other clubs. It's about service not numbers, its in the details.

While the bigger clubs its about rushing to the room, the service here starts the moment you take a seat next to a gal. After all the other rule is the women are not to approach or engage you unless you wish this. Usually its up to you to make a move first. People familiar with the workings of the Hof understand and welcome the DFK, fondling and even oral that takes place on the couch. Once it gets really hot you have the option of taking the action to the room. Regulars can always tell who the tourists and newbies are by the lack of action in the public area. Heck that used to be the norm and half the fun of the Hof. All sorts of sex took place at the bar (standing blow jobs while you enjoyed your drink). Multiple guests and girls on the couch etc..

Very well put. It was intended to be a place for people who like sex to meet people with a like mind. Sort of like an orgy open to everyone. You just will not find that type of atmosphere at any big club.

[Yhddude13]

Sorry for the question, but if I go I will post some information. Do you guys think there will be enough girls next Thursday / Friday just before Christmas? Thinking off doing a couple days of FKK those days as a little vacation treat to mepyself.

[George Bickham]

Does anybody know if Mina offers anal sex?

And if she does, does she seem to enjoy it or 'just do it for the money'? (And, yes, I know that all WGs do it for the money).

Thanks for sharing any experiences.

[Derk]

Thanks for your many contributions, Myrrh. You might like to consider another angle to the no-week-ends policy at Bernd's. While it can be annoying for those with only the week-end to play, it fits into the Bernd's philosophy well, in my opinion. Not necessary to agree but worthy of thought.

Bernd's as pointed out here and many times is different and designed to be right from the start by Bernd decades ago.

There is the house in the village aspect but more importantly it strives to provide a much fuller and complete experience based upon the local bar "where everyone knows your name theme". In keeping, the girls at Bernd's do not work past 1:00 am and do not work on week-ends. At least at Bernd's.

The results includes girls that are comfortable in the surroundings and the schedule, that are not overly tired and stressed due to very long hours and hunting in big spaces. Girls that last a few months and provide the expected and required service levels tend to stay at Bernd's for years.

The quality of the optics can be debated as everywhere, not much debate is needed about the Bernd's service levels or approach to the customer. Many dislike it, others are thrilled by it. This includes both girls and customers.

Whatever flips your towel, which is how it should be. After all, it is your time, your euros and your member.

Excess.

I've got over 20 years of experience with the Hof (name used by the locals) for "Schieferhof" the street the club is located on.

The Hof is the originator of all FKK Clubs and there's a reason for everything they do. First off the odd hours (closed on weekends and opening at 13:00) this was done by agreement with the local government to avoid hours when families or children are present. Remember the Hof is located in a small village named Lichtenberg-Hennef. The club was designed to cater to the businessman who could stop in for lunch and after work. No need for weekends when business people are with family. The club was never designed for tourist or weekender. As previously stated "Bernd's" was designed for what it is and still today does that very well. Guests who demand a robe, are shy about nudity and public sex may do better elsewhere. Yes it was someone's home at one time, over 30 years ago when it was just an idea in one man's head.

Most of the time the girls don't work past 12:00 midnight, it's only 1: am on Fridays. The women often select when they want to work, some are part time. It's more about how much money they want to make rather than having to work all 5 days. On one hand while some feel its a small club with few guests some women work non-stop and that can be from 1:00 to 12:00 which is considerably less than 11:00 to 4 am hours of other clubs. It's about service not numbers, its in the details.

While the bigger clubs its about rushing to the room, the service here starts the moment you take a seat next to a gal. After all the other rule is the women are not to approach or engage you unless you wish this. Usually its up to you to make a move first. People familiar with the workings of the Hof understand and welcome the DFK, fondling and even oral that takes place on the couch. Once it gets really hot you have the option of taking the action to the room. Regulars can always tell who the tourists and newbies are by the lack of action in the public area. Heck that used to be the norm and half the fun of the Hof. All sorts of sex took place at the bar (standing blow jobs while you enjoyed your drink). Multiple guests and girls on the couch etc.

The quality of optics is changing and has changed, many of the older faces have left. The so called "Queen" Katja is still in the business however no longer at the Hof. If you've been a customer long enough you'll know who I mean? There are new superstars worth your time. Xenia Russian Ukraine but grew up in Germany, the new Katja Poland, Maria Bulgarian (best tits in the place) and the Romanian Tina. For those interested in the MILF's there are Angie German and Jacky Germany. Also not to forget are Maya Romanian, Nina Bulgarian and Mina East German (also from a decade ago).

The Hof is all about "The Team" where either you perform to a high level of service or you're out. Local guests provide what most tourists don't input to management to week out the slackers. Hof women want repeat guests not the occasional visitor so they pride themselves in great service to keep you coming back.

Regardless of club it's about finding that gal that rocks your boat not about numbers.

Just my humble two cents.

[Vito Corleone]

I have been to many FKK clubs but never to Bernds. Will be there on Tuesday. I know its small and the service is good. Any one else there on Tuesday? Any advice of which girls to spend time with?

Conny gives great service!

[AmericanIndian]

I have been to many FKK clubs but never to Bernds. Will be there on Tuesday. I know its small and the service is good. Any one else there on Tuesday? Any advice of which girls to spend time with?

[Excess]

What about the fact that this place is completely closed all weekend which makes this place absolutely useless for those travelling from the UK for a weekend break? Why close on the days that people at last have time to go to the place? For that reason alone this makes the place a complete non-starter for me.

Thanks for your many contributions, Myrrh. You might like to consider another angle to the no-week-ends policy at Bernd's. While it can be annoying for those with only the week-end to play, it fits into the Bernd's philosophy well, in my opinion. Not necessary to agree but worthy of thought.

Bernd's as pointed out here and many times is different and designed to be right from the start by Bernd decades ago.

There is the house in the village aspect but more importantly it strives to provide a much fuller and complete experience based upon the local bar "where everyone knows your name theme". In keeping, the girls at Bernd's do not work past 1:00 am and do not work on week-ends. At least at Bernd's.

The results includes girls that are comfortable in the surroundings and the schedule, that are not overly tired and stressed due to very long hours and hunting in big spaces. Girls that last a few months and provide the expected and required service levels tend to stay at Bernd's for years.

The quality of the optics can be debated as everywhere, not much debate is needed about the Bernd's service levels or approach to the customer. Many dislike it, others are thrilled by it. This includes both girls and customers.

Whatever flips your towel, which is how it should be. After all, it is your time, your euros and your member.

Excess.

[Sirioja]

Free alcohol included in entry 70 and may have AO sex.