FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Iseeu]

So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?

1) Yes, Mondays are good- a little slower as fewer men, but every day is a good day at Bernd's. There may be a little less energy in the air, though. Mondays are especially good as it's one of the days that Sandra the masseuse is there. She gives the best erotic massage in the FKK world and if you get there early, you can enjoy a very happy ending....

2) From Cologne airport (CGN), Bernd's is very easy to get to by car, and takes less than 20 minutes as opposed to almost an hour and a half by public transportation. I usually rent a car and drop it off at CGN. Take the A59 south (towards Bonn) about 5 exits to the 560 going east, richtung Sieg, Hennef. After about 10 km the 560 stops and becomes the 8, which is a local rural road. After about 3 km you'll come to the turnoff on the right to Lichtenberg.

3) It depends how much you have left. Most of the clubs in NRW close at about the same time. The only one that I know is open later is Living Room in Kaarst, but that's at least a 45 minute drive away. I'm not sure when Samya closes but you can check that on their website. Don't bother with Sudbad. If you're in the area you might want to stop in at Traum Paradies which isn't an FKK but an amzingly good brothel and it's located less than a 15 minute drive from Bernd's, on the way back to CGN. BTW, when I stay in the area, it's usually at the Holiday Inn Cologne Airport, soi I can fall out of bed an hour before my flight abd still make it.

4) Bernd's is not known for the young and nubile, but in addition to Jamilla and Sylvia, Leonie, Anna, and Martina probably fit that bill. Jamilla, Anna, and Leonie are all great.

5) There are lots of differences between the Hof (house in German) and the big Hessen clubs. Bernd's is a small intimimate house. It's impossible to find a quiet corner alone, away from the others. It gives the old style FKK service level, including being met at the door by a naked woman, being brought drinks by the girls, lots of couch action and pre and post coital time. There's no upsell, no clock-watching. There's no revolving door of girls. If a girl is able to last at Bernd's you know that she gives good service- it's almost a guarantee, whereas at the big clubs some of the longest lasting women are the worse processors. You pay for all of your sessions as you leave directly to the SP that you've been with and then they accompany you to the door and kiss you goodbye enabling one last fondle. It's quite a sight sometimes- I've been met and accompanied to the door by 4 naked woman. You feel like a king when you leave like that.

njoy (and post)

[Viscount]

I'll be headed to Bernd's on Monday for my first time. Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... Looking forward to Bernd's based on the many great reports posted here of late.

So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
5) Finally anyone else planning to visit on Monday? PM if you would like to coordinate.

Thanks in advance,

RtW

To get to Bebnds from Koln Airport(CGN) is easyand takes about 1 hour 20 mins by public transport,I assume you are not hiring a car,so in terminal 2 CGN go to the DB ticket office,near arrivals and tourist info.and ask for a VRS ticket to Lichtenburg near Hennef,cost about 6.30 euros,then train to Hennef/seig,there is one change en route,then when you arrive at Hennef go to the bus stops at the station and get bus 522,it drops you off quite near the Reuter hotel and schieferhof is off that road Uckrather str,you may want to stay at the Reuter hotel(50 meters from Bernds) this is the email, hotel.reuter@t-online.de,its only 35 euros for a single room.

Bernds takes some getting used to my first visit was 1 year ago,and I was not sure if I was going back,but I have and its great,I think you have to be regular enough to be recognised,which I now am,

The girls are great and very service minded,not at all like Oase or the Palace,and you pay the lady in charge at the end of your visit ,with your ladies coming to say goodbye.I was last there on a monday,about two weeks ago and there was about 14 girls,

I visited Oase two days ago,and all I can say is give me Bernds anytime,I will not be going agon untl december,as I leave shortly for the Far East,

I have to tell you that the recent news that Princess is leaving this week,is sad for me,she is a great girl,I will miss her,but she is studying medcine and I am sure will have a great future.I would have liked another session with her though.
hope you have a great time at Bernds.

Regards,

Viscount

[Round the World]

I'll be headed to Bernd's on Monday for my first time. Haven't been to an FKK for three long years, but have some fond memories from World, Oase, Palace and even the long lost Atlantis... Looking forward to Bernd's based on the many great reports posted here of late.

So my questions for the board are:
1) Are Mondays good at Bernd's?
2) Easy directions from CGN airport?
3) After Bernd's closes at 00h00, I am wondering whether I should go to another FKK (Samya, Sudbad or other) or just find a decent, cheap hotel to sleep until my flight in the morning?
4) I am partial to the young, pretty, nubile types. From what I've read I should like Sylvia and Jamila, are there others recommended.
5) Compared to Palace and World, sounds like there are some obvious differences. Key points are free CIM, additional 30 min for 25e, and generally more face time and less hit-and-run type encounters. Any other key differences I should know ahead of time?
5) Finally anyone else planning to visit on Monday? PM if you would like to coordinate.

Thanks in advance,
RtW

[Sexfan]

.....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.

And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.

If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.

Hello hollandmale,

The posts on youppie talk about Princess having left Bernds last Friday, not Nov. 9th.

[Iseeu]

.....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.

...that she's leaving, but effective immediately. Not Nov. 9th, not Fridays....

She broke some Hof rules, had a falling out with Rosy and was told not to come back. She's begun university studies and was planing on quitting the Hof before EOY anyway.

[Hollandmale]

Sad to say, but Princess has moved on from the Hof.

.....the RF and Youppies boards, coming Friday Nov 9 would be her last day.
And Princess would continue to work the Hof on Fridays beside her new job.
If any old Hof hands would be there this week, do share your intel with us.

[Cunning 1]

A sad day, but she had mentioned the fact she wanted to start a new career and I guess it was only a matter of time.

Happy memories of a great girl though.

C1

[Fats]

Sad to say, but Princess has moved on from the Hof.

[DeepVoid]

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ya what a hottie...

thats just plain not fair. I am at work and cant get up......

[Excess]

I do love this place but also have had my down moments there due mainly to the small size of the place and when rooms are too busy. I couldn't get past our inspector Lovemissile's report on his visit to Bernd's. This was sandwiched between continuous visits to 7 other FKK's and Party Treffs so he was in a position to do a strong market analysis and comparison.

And how did Lovemissile sum up his visit to the Mother of all FKK's?

Simply and with reverence. The boy was impressed.

As always YMMV, but as Lovemissile puts it the place should be on a monger's to do list and be done at least once before he hangs up his tools and heads off to meet Bernd in person at the Theke in the sky.

Enjoy.

Bernd's is one of the greatest places I have ever been. The selection of beautiful women, the service, the facilities; everything was just wunderbar! Every monger in the world owes it to himself to make a pilgrimage here before he dies. Otherwise, he will live an incomplete life.

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[Hollandmale]

According to Youppies-forum, 20 girls attending:

- Mara, Michelle, Brandy, Debby, Betty, Milena, Sylvia, Princess, Leonie, Leila,
Anna, Céline, Jamila, Mahé, Lisa, Anya, Katya, Monika, Tanya and new Martina.

[Viscount]

I had a great session at Bernds the other night, what a great relaxed place it is, I landed at Koln Bonn Airport at 1630 hrs and I was knocking on the door of Schieferhof 28, at 1805, not bad going, I am normally based at Hahn in the middle of nowhere, so it was great to be able to use CGN, anyway now to get to the stuff that matters, The very beautiful Mahe, answered the door and showed me to the locker, man the sight of a beautiful ass in red high heels realy got me going, I didn't get chance to go with her, but next time for sure, Princess got my attention, and I just can't leave her alone, two session, s with the great kissing and blow jobs, she is a class act, I too met the guy from the US, that had been there all week, wow what a way to spend a week, who needs sightseeing ayway! I next sessioned with new girl Martina, very nice figure, not skinny very curvy and great fucking and blow jobs, I saw the legend that is Mara, but again she was busy, I think next time I will phone ahead and get a reservation with her, LOL, Monica left early so I didn't get to her, but I don't like to overdo things and leave something untill next time, I think I will take advantage of the Massage service next time, that sounds good, anyway I think I will be back in December after a short tour of the far east, but I will be based at Hahn again which is a pain, give me Koln anytime,

To anyone from Bernds thats read this, the mangement or girls, please keep up the good work and I will support you always.

Best regards viscount.

[Wanking]

She was 19 and drop dead gorgeous, a dead ringer for an American actress named Leelee Sobieski.

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ya what a hottie...

[Lovemissile]

With only two days left on this fantastic voyage, I felt I had to pay my respects to the Holy Grail of sex palaces. Who would have thought that this place would be smack dab in the middle of some farmland housing development? A beautiful, completely naked young girl welcomes me in to the establishment. What an excellent start! It turns out to have been a false start as the manager told me that I could not park on their residential street and that I had to move my car down to the venue's gravel parking lot a little further down the road. So I had to leave, park my car again, and come back. The good thing was that I was welcomed back in by another more beautiful girl. Wow! You know, if more business establishments welcomed in their customers with a beautiful, naked girl, this would truly be a much better world. This second girl gave me a tour of the house and explained to me all the rules in perfect English. Just looking at all the gorgeous nude women lounging around was enough to get the motor revving. These two Swedish guys who came in right before me were similarly impressed. It turns out that one of these Swedish Gladiators was the guy I heard get cursed out last night in the upstairs orgy room at Beverly (see report). Well isn't it a small monger world? He told me that those old German hausfraus did not do it for him and her rudeness was just one example of their unattractiveness. If I wanted a good example of a pure beauty, he told to go downstairs and look at the girl sitting alone on the basement couch. That's when I met Jmila.

She was 19 and drop dead gorgeous, a dead ringer for an American actress named Leelee Sobieski. Tall, slim, and long-limbed with perky breasts and a wonderful smile, Jmila would be hands-down the most beautiful girl I have ever had sex with in my whole life, and most likely ever will. When we were in the room, she knew what she was doing. Those agile long arms and legs on the bed made her seem like some sexy spiderwoman. At first I was concerned about her performance, because as some of you guys may know, sometimes the hottest women are the coldest performers. Jmila was definitely not one of those. After some oral and many positions, I finished with a CIM. I thought my heart would burst. Afterwards, we talked on the bed and it was very pleasant. There is even no clockwatching. This girl is perfection in human form.

I needed a bit of rest after this episode so I sat in the living room couch and talked some more with the Swedish Gladiators, a couple of hilarious dudes with great personal stories. Also on the couch were some Polish girls, a dark Brazilian girl, and some Hungarian girls; none of whom were under an 8 on the beauty scale. Is this Heaven? Between sessions, all we did was sit around and joked with each other. When I got up to get some food at the buffet, I noticed a lovely nude brunette eating alone at the dining room table. I have been to thousands of restaurants around the world but have never seen a naked woman eating by herself. Just the sight of this turned me on. I guess the sight of her big boobs and those sexy wet lips helped too. She said her name was Monica and she was from Hungary. We finished our meals and decided to hit one of the back rooms. You can't swim on a full stomach but you can certainly have some great sex. My God, she was incredible. There is a massage service here and I decided to take advantage of it. My body has been good to me this trip so I am rewarding it. 25 euro for 30 minutes of kneading was just what the doctored ordered. Plus, the sounds of coital ecstasy in the neighboring rooms was also a turn on. As I went back to meet up with the Swedes, one of them had booked a solid two hours with some short haired brunette. I was impressed, given his age. The other Swede told me he uses viagara. Now, I have always wanted to try out this miracle drug. Thank the lord I have never needed it but soon I will be 40 and who knows? I asked if I could score some. He said why not. I gave him 20 euro for a couple of pills and felt I had to do some scientific research. However, I wondered how will I know if it is me performing naturally or if the pill was really working? After the all the ficken I have been doing the last nine days, I thought I could tell the difference. Svenya, a 23 year old German/Italian, would help me with my research. What a fantastic body this girl had! 30 minutes after taking the pill, I really could not tell if it was working because seeing Svenya nude and pleasuring my body would have had the same effect, pill or no pill. Only after 20 minutes of super hard pumping did I realize from the rigidity of my member that the pill was definitely working. This was a great experience.

Bernd's is one of the greatest places I have ever been. The selection of beautiful women, the service, the facilities; everything was just wunderbar! Every monger in the world owes it to himself to make a pilgrimage here before he dies. Otherwise, he will live an incomplete life.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Excess]

I am back from making the pre-Halloween inspection tour at Bernd's.

Everything was in order for the party - Connie and Edita in good form, Rosie arriving late in the evening to hold a team meeting up the stairs in the attic for 10 minutes to lay out the ground rules. From my inquiries there will several sheDevils in costume. Tanja was spreading herself out as she is won't to do by choosing as her costume to come as a spider. Girls looking forward for the party. I have it on good authority that several ISG members will be attending the party and will report on the festivities.

A quiet and then it became a busy day at the 'Hof.

Did not manage to session with Ms. Mahe, did chat for a while but one thing or another came up for both of us as does happen at Bernd's. We agreed on 'next time' and marked our respective dance cards accordingly.

Lovely getting back into the Bernd's scene a more full report will follow when my wings have cooled.

Besides enjoying myself to excess by putting a more or less full afternoon and evening of extensive inspecting and relaxing did manage time for 5 sessions along with a number of observations to be included in the next report on the happiest little house in Schiferhof.

I am reconsidering my handle of Excess upon meeting with a US Guest who was completing his 5th straight day at the Hof - interrupted by the week-end - sadly he said !!! As they say in billiards/snooker, the gentleman had run the table at Bernd's and in a number of cases several times with the same provider. He was still going (relatively) strong towards the end of the 5th day - another example fo the Fountain of Youth that is Bernd's.

And then it was proposed late into the evening that I should put on a full Public Porno performace on the upstairs couches by the bar with one of the girls for the benefit of a very rotund gentleman for whom this is main source of enjoyment while he was sitting opposite with one of the other girls wanking him. Thoughts of Smelly Vagina flashed through my mind and not of my partner's who was fresh and sweet. You will have to wait for the full report to hear how this one turned out. Only at Bernd's you say and you would be right.

The party should be a blast and in full swing as I write.

In addition to much chatting, kicking back and whatever, deeper probing interviews were held with:

Ana
Tanja
Michelle
Silvia
Martina - an early test on this new arrival undertaken for research purpose more than magnetism.

Later.