FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Gfe Finder]

Present:

1. Alina (I did not see her visit the room with any clients this trip although local forums point out that she is sometimes still bookable even when dressed(!) as a bartender as she was each day. The key: whether she is wearing underwear—none means she is bookable, supposedly. I did not confirm this for myself.)
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Ines
6. Magda
7. Mara
8. Mascha
9. Rita
10. Rosa (Dark hair, brown eyes, very tan, Sicilian, good English & smoldering Italian good looks, would only be at Bernds 3 weeks as of September 22, wore black stockings)
11. Sandra
12. Sarah
13. Susan
14. Tanja

The Temptation’s Too Strong

I arrived before 1 only to stand at the end of a long line of 6-8 guys waiting to enter. I didn’t know it at the time but I was in Cologne during the Fotomesse. I checked in and signed up for a massage with Sandra. She remembered my face but not my name. In fairness to her it has been a few months but still….

I went downstairs to shower since both upstairs were occupied. Afterwards, I ran into Anna and meant only to kiss her hello. Just as one can’t eat only one potato chip, neither of us can kiss each other only one time. The next thing I know, she’s blowing me on the couch and then off to the room we went!

Once there, I started buy sucking on her breasts and enjoying the contented, soft moans that she let out. She got more intense as my mouth closed around her nipples so I did all that I could to go slowly and keep my mouth there. I went down on her and didn’t need to ask if she enjoyed it. By the time I’d pulled away, her engorged and hanging labia, along with her erect clit said it all. Then it was my turn, and while in the missionary position I came inside of her.

I had some schnitzel & soup for lunch and then I found Sandra. She had either done or promised away all of her available programs that day, so I had only the option for a massage. I was not left empty-handed, though. I’m always in good hands with her. (OK, enough of the stupid puns. )While she worked her usual magic, I got some great action feeling up her firm and taut buttocks (how does she stay in such great shape?) She peppered my lips, shoulders, and back with kisses throughout.

Where Have You Been, Young Lady?

I’m not quite sure what it was, but for some reason Babsi had caught my eye earlier that day. She also caught another, quicker customer’s eye first. So, she was unavailable for the next 3 hours. While waiting, I talked to Susan, and was pleasantly surprised how good her English was. We made a promise to session sometime during my visit. I also caught up with Mara (always a pleasure .) By the time Babsi was free again, she got snatched for another hour, but not before she promised that I would be her next customer. I could feel my dick getting harder by the minute.

Which was somewhat unfortunate when we got to the room. After some wonderful DFK and couch BBBJ, we found a place. Cut to a few minutes later when we were on our knees embracing each other and my erection poked its way inside her. “I think I need to lie down,” she said. So, I entered her from the missionary position and again after probably no more than two minutes of thrusting I exploded inside her. “You’re just too hot and sexy for me,” I said. We talked the rest of the time since she’s a great conversationalist, too. As she cleaned up, she remarked “I can’t believe how wet I still am.” I took it as a great compliment.

Anna had to leave an hour early, so we moved up our date by an hour and thus I moved up my dinner. Afterwards, I was chatting with a fellow who like me would be here over the next few days on vacation. Since we lost track of time, I didn’t head downstairs to find Anna before our date. So, Magda found me on the upstairs couch and kindly reminded me.

I joined Anna on the downstairs couch, she took my hands and guided them directly to her breasts and her inner thighs; I enjoyed stroking both as a warm-up. I also massaged her feet. As an aside, even though it looks great I do feel bad that these girls have to spend 10-11 hours/day nearly every day in heels.

We went to the room and although we had planned a massage for her, when I took off my towel she noticed a (way too tempting) throbbing erection. So she blew me for a while, teasing me and almost getting me to cum in her mouth. But, she had other ideas and lay down. Again, I couldn’t hold out much past the two minute mark and blew inside her quickly. We finished our time together as I gave her a massage to help her relax after what had apparently been a stressful day.

Three Non-Native German Speakers: Guess Who’s Right?

Afterwards, we stepped outside and grabbed two seats at the bar. Alina was apparently upset about something. I asked what’s wrong; she said nothing. Anna asked again, and somehow we got into a discussion over the conjugation of the German verb bitten. What is the correct er/sie/es form?, we all wondered. I was sure it was bittet, but Anna and Alina didn’t think so.

Luckily, a native German speaker was sitting on the couch. Given that he lay motionless with his head facing the ceiling (eyes probably closed, I couldn’t tell for sure from my viewing angle-- for all I know, he was fighting to keep from bursting out laughing at us), I would have assumed that he was sleeping. No, it turns out he was awake, and Anna asked him what the correct answer was. Guess who was right? It turns out it was me!

The Late Show Featuring an All-Star Cast….

At 11PM, Babsi, Anna, and a few other girls departed. “Should I leave?” I thought to myself. Well, no. It turned out that I’d have missed one hell of a show, and no, I don’t mean the soccer game broadcasted on the TV downstairs-- even the guy watching the game occasionally turned his head to see this:

One guy was having sex with Sarah on the downstairs couch. She was the cowgirl, riding his cock although not with any apparent enthusiasm or vigor. Then, Angie came downstairs to blow him while he ate Sarah out. After Angie and Sarah left to go somewhere, Susan joined in. (I don’t recall him verbally indicating that any particular girl participate, by the way.) He lay down, Susan did 69 with him, and then Sarah came back and took her turn on top. Susan was still squatting on and taking pleasure from this lucky man’s tongue but then the 2 girls switched stations. With a loud groan, the guy finally came as Susan was bouncing on him. Alina came in and gawked wide-eyed (probably as wide eyed as I was) at one point but just to watch. She was probably the only girl there who didn’t service this lucky dude.

By that time, I’d clearly seen enough so I got dressed and headed back to the hotel.

[Gfe Finder]

present:

1. alina (bartender only)
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. erika
6. gabi the masseuse
7. jenny
8. katja
9. magda
10. mara
11. mascha
12. rita
13. rosa
14. sarah
15. susan
16. tanja

i managed to drag my sleepy self down before 1 pm and get in on time. there were fewer people than yesterday lined up and thank goodness! also, more women!

as an aside, you would think that the ladies would love sausagefest days like yesterday. i have it on authority from 3 of them that in fact, it’s quite tiring: they prefer downtime to relax, and actually enjoy a more even ratio.

my first choice of the day was anna of course. in a problem that would plague me for most of this trip, i came very early (within a couple of minutes of beginning intercourse.) if this bothered anna, i wouldn’t have known it as she kissed me and showed me more of her trademark patience and understanding.

after showering i spent some time resting outside and ran into some regulars i hadn’t seen in a while.

when i found her at the upstairs bar, i kept a promise that i made to susan. we continued our conversation on the couch. every once in a while, she kissed me in ways that can only be described as captivating in how she moved slowly to build intensity, match my rhythm, and entice me. and by the way, none of this ever seemed to break the flow of the conversation. she progressed to a blow job before we headed off to one of the cooler rooms downstairs. we lay down, side by side, and kept on kissing. i stroked the inside of her thigh while she caressed my very hard shaft with her nails. eventually, she got on top and rubbed her bare, wet pussy against my dick but didn’t let it inside. i sucked on her breasts (more than a mouthful!). we started sex with her on top but then changed positions to have me on top. as this was our first time together, after i came we had plenty to talk about as we filled the rest of the time continuing to get to know each other better.

presumably based on how anxious i was to catch her yesterday, upon finding me babsi asked “do you want me today?” well, i can’t say no to her, so we found a spot on the couch to warm up. now at one point, she draped herself over me and was kissing me. i felt a marvelous, velvety moist sensation on my dick almost as if someone were blowing me. babsi’s lips, being next to mine, were accounted for.

it turned out anna wanted to up the ante a bit from last time. (astute readers will remember then that she joined babsi in kissing me, now she one-upped babsi by blowing me.) as before, i assured anna that we were still on for later and that i wouldn’t forget.

in the meantime, babsi and i found a room for ½ hour. i told her that i’d been struggling not to come so quickly this trip, so she made a point to proceed much more slowly to allow us to gaze into each other’s adoring eyes and enjoy touching and embracing each other.

and anna topped the evening for me. she found me on the upstairs couch, snuggled right up to me, put my arm around her, and rubbed my leg while i stroked her beautifully soft, silky hair. then it was off to the room to massage her. as we kissed afterwards, she noticed that i was still soft and asked “is he kaput?” “i think so but i hope not,” i replied. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: to her credit, anna will not take no for an answer, not from me or him! with her nails she delicately fondled the shaft of my penis; when some stiffness returned she performed a blow job. her oh-so-erotic slurping sounds finished the task and i was back in action again. and yes, i came!

after another great hour together, we hung out outside and i massaged her feet. in such an extremely happy and relaxed state, she fought not to fall asleep but i was honestly more worried about her losing the grip of the lit cigarette in her hand and having it fall on the guy sitting next to us.

that took us to midnight at which time i got dressed, settled the bill, and walked back to the hotel.

i do note that this report is a little bit shorter than the other days, but there is a logical explanation: there was no blood left in my brain. coming 4 times in 2 days (just with anna alone) will do that to you!

[Gfe Finder]

present:

1. alina (bartender/stripper/simulated sex performer)
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. erika
6. jenny
7. katja
8. leonie
9. magda
10. mara
11. mascha
12. rita
13. rosa
14. sandra
15. susan
16. tanja

although i arrived about 5 minutes early, at 12:57 a local scoffed at the time difference and rang the buzzer. he was let in, and we (i.e. i and a guest from france i had met earlier this trip) followed.

the massage with sandra was nice, as always (btw, i discovered that sandra is popular with the girls as well due to how gentle she is.) she let me rub her taut buttocks as she stood forward of me. i think she took her time in that position, recalling how much i enjoyed it on wednesday. sandra massaged both my front and my back sides, pausing to move down to my dick to blow me. oh, and she also licked the entire region around my balls and perineum with her trademark alacrity! we tried sex on the table at first (she was on top) but it was hard to maneuver and the table kept squeaking. sandra suggested the room next door. she sat on the edge of the bed and blew me again to make me rock hard. as she lay down, i joined her and penetrated her from on top. after a few minutes of thrusting, i finished.

after a rest i went to see anna for an hour. after we had sex, she noticed that i was shivering from the cold. she kindly took the blanket and wrapped it around me.

does this give you any ideas?

keep in mind; i’d just had sex with 2 women all before having lunch! so, i sat down to some well-earned schnitzel. i went to the upstairs lounge to rest because it was the less smoke-filled of the two lounges.

across the way, susan was sitting on the edge of the couch closest to the bar. she smiled at me, and i smiled back. babsi then sat down on susan’s lap and wriggled around a bit. in a move that seemed to surprise some guests, and probably because susan showed that she was into it by stroking babsi’s thighs, babsi turned around to face susan and started grinding her hips and bouncing on her. then babsi switched to reverse cowgirl and continued grinding and bouncing.

as if they were reading my mind (or maybe they saw the gape-jawed expression on my face) both turned to me, smiled, and then abruptly parted ways. susan tended to a customer and babsi went back to serving drinks as she was doing before.

i needed a refill of my drink anyway so i headed to the bar. shortly thereafter, babsi came out from behind the bar, walked up to me, threw her arms around my neck, leaned in to me as if she were drunk, and whispered “would you like to see me again today?”

i pointed out what i saw on the couch between the two of them. it turned out that babsi and susan are close girlfriends who get along well. so well, in fact that at one point babsi joked “we may just ignore you and make out with each other.” well, if that’s what you have in mind, who am i to stop you?

when both girls became free the three of us sat on the upstairs couch. at first they alternated between blowing and kissing me, and then they got more creative: they decided to both go down on my dick and give me a show. they licked each side of my dick and i could see their tongues alternating between swatting at a large and erect penis, or each other’s tongues. and oh yes, one hand roamed around each glorious ass the whole time!

off to the room we went. i started doing babsi doggy style so that i could get that view of her from behind that i seem to love. she licked susan’s pussy. susan’s eyes locked with mine as i penetrated babsi. after a while, we switched so that i was on top of babsi and susan was kissing me. now, to keep me from coming too fast, we stopped and changed positions. (this also allowed me to fuck susan.) again, they could feel me about to come and wanted time to enjoy the experience so they had me lay down so they could take control of the speed.

at this point, with babsi riding on top of me and susan sucking on my nipples, it didn’t take much more stimulation before i came again (damn, sexy babsi and susan!) i could feel the explosion as susan was kissing me-- i think something might have registered on the richter scale this time.

crowning moment of awesome

this being striptease day, bernds invited both men and women to strut their stuff. among the memorable female entrants: leonie, dancing to “you can leave your hat on,” though she did not, nor anything else. alina, who it was a pleasure to see back on the dance floor. she picked a favorite client and at the end of her routine decided to blow him and sit and grind on him a few times.

as a dancer, none of these women compared to erika though. erika owned the dance floor and thus the contest. she owned the pole. she could adopt any gravity-defying position at any level. she owned the space around the pole. her body is lithe enough to swing anything and everything from her hair to her shoes anywhere she wants from anywhere she’s stationed on the pole. (and you’d better stay clear lest that wild hair of hers smack you in the face!) she owned the audience. she put enough wildness, unpredictability, and variety in her routine to keep everyone guessing and keep them thoroughly captivated.

but the award went to the man who dared to strut his stuff. and one of those men was me. in case it wasn’t obvious from the above paragraph, there’s only one hof girl who could teach me how to dance well enough to enter the contest: erika. after some time in the room, we danced and grinded downstairs, to great applause. i originally had my towel on, but erika would have none of it for this is an fkk and striptease day to boot. both in the room and while we were dancing, erika suggested some moves for me to try. and, to my great surprise, i won the fucking contest and the free entry!!!

and it just kept getting better. now, suppose you are in a normal club and you see a hot woman like say, magda. she’d of course be clothed and doing some sexy moves on the dance floor. one response might be to walk up to her and grind right on her. in that same normal club, you might get a dirty look (in a best case scenario.) now in bernds, she specifically invited me to grind right on her while she was bare-ass naked! what a great place this is!

crowning moment of heartwarming

the crowning moment was, quite simply, the rest of the evening that i spent with anna. it was massaging her feet and knowing the relaxation and joy i gave her. it was massaging her shoulders and watching her grow more fulfilled with each gentle moan. it was still being able to pop after a 3-day fuckfest. and perhaps most of all, it was taking her in my arms, trying to remember every moment to tide me over until i return.

[Gfe Finder]

Thank you for the clarification Gfe Finder. I just thought it interesting that an African national can be a European as can an Asian national. What do you make of African-Americans?

I don't know the rules of every European country on dual citizenship but the term X-Y means that someone can have X heritage (they may or may not be a citizen of a country within X) and is a citizen or resident of a country within Y. Does this answer your question?


As for African-Americans, I'll borrow the definition from the English Wikipedia:

African Americans (also referred to as Black Americans or Afro-Americans, and formerly as American Negroes) are citizens or residents of the United States who have origins in any of the black populations of Africa.

[Cumeron1881]

Thank you for the clarification Gfe Finder. I just thought it interesting that an African national can be a European as can an Asian national.

Very strange and curios isnt it?

[Markthomas1950]

3. It's my understanding that the term X-Y is not meant to imply that a person with X heritage cannot be from X. Thus, as in point 2.) above, Asian-Europeans can be of Asian heritage, from Asia, and merely living in Europe.

Thank you for the clarification Gfe Finder. I just thought it interesting that an African national can be a European as can an Asian national. What do you make of African-Americans?

[Gooroox]

Could someone give me an idea as to the location of bernds? Is it closer to dusseldorf or cologne and what would a taxi cost from these 2 cities?

Thanks,

Mohab

The club is much closer to Cologne (about 30 km). I've no idea about the taxi fare, it might cost you around 50 or 60 euros to get there. Alternatively you can take the Regional Express train from Köln Hbf (leaves at 12:23) and then get on bus 522 in front of Hennef station. Doing so, you can arrive at Bernds around 13:10. The one-way ticket costs about 6 Euros (much cheaper than the cab fare anyway) and even if you spend the night at nearby Hotel Reuter (35 Euros including a HUGE breakfast) you'll have saved quite a few Euros. Have fun at Bernds, I'm sure you will!

[Member #4243]

Could someone give me an idea as to the location of bernds? Is it closer to dusseldorf or cologne and what would a taxi cost from these 2 cities?

Thanks,

Mohab

[Gfe Finder]

Hi gfe finder,

Are you saying that these were African-European and Asian-Europeans, that is, ethnic Africans of European birth and ethnic Asians of European birth? So these guys would be speaking native German without accent.

So you implying that you have not seen Africans from Africa and Asians from Asia whether Western, Eastern or Southern?

Ok, I'll be more specific:

1. The African-European man I met appeared to be of Sub-Saharan African descent and from Britain. He spoke English with a British accent.

2. The Asian-Europeans I have seen were from Asia (Japan and India specifically) but had either been living and working in Germany (or elsewhere in Europe) for a while. We didn't chat in German since our English was invariably better.

3. It's my understanding that the term X-Y is not meant to imply that a person with X heritage cannot be from X. Thus, as in point 2.) above, Asian-Europeans can be of Asian heritage, from Asia, and merely living in Europe.

I had meant to answer Mohab's question by pointing out that well-behaved guests from many corners of the world and of many colors of the rainbow appear to be welcome at Bernds even if uncommonly seen there. Clear enough?

[Markthomas1950]

Mohab,

On my most recent visit last month I saw a gentleman of Indian heritage there, and I've seen African- and Asian-European folks admitted on other visits as well. So, I wouldn't worry about getting turned away if I were you.

Have fun and report back!

Hi gfe finder,

Are you saying that these were African-European and Asian-Europeans, that is, ethnic Africans of European birth and ethnic Asians of European birth? So these guys would be speaking native German without accent.

So you implying that you have not seen Africans from Africa and Asians from Asia whether Western, Eastern or Southern?

[Gfe Finder]

I am of Egyptian origin and would like to confirm with members if they have seen customers of all nationalities in bernds as I know clubs like gt can be awkward as I am of egyptian origin.

Thanks,

Mohab

Mohab,

On my most recent visit last month I saw a gentleman of Indian heritage there, and I've seen African- and Asian-European folks admitted on other visits as well. So, I wouldn't worry about getting turned away if I were you.

Have fun and report back!

[Member #4243]

I am of Egyptian origin and would like to confirm with members if they have seen customers of all nationalities in bernds as I know clubs like gt can be awkward as I am of egyptian origin.

Thanks,

Mohab

[Myrmidon]

Hi Myrmidon,

I'm just curious, what did ladies do with the Maple Syrup, poured over you dick and suck it or visa versa

Nille

Hafta try that sometime...

My syrup is nice & creamy...mostly for their licken!

[Nille Copenhagen]

The Canadian Bacon and Maple Syrup Tour. What does it mean? When I decided to session with a lady, I usually offered her some Canadian 'Maple Syrup'. Most accepted the offer.

Hi Myrmidon,

I'm just curious, what did ladies do with the Maple Syrup, poured over you dick and suck it or visa versa

Nille

[Myrmidon]

So two taxi's totaling 33 euro's and the 118 euro train ticket....151 euro's is close to a weekly car rental rate. If you don't or can't rent a car that explains why you have to use public transportation. But to travel that far, stay in a club for 7 hours and only do one pop...in my mind, 150 euro's can be better spent in a frankfurt club or the rld. You'd be amazed how much time a girl will spend with you at Oase or World if you do repeat's with them on the same day, especially on a slow tuesday.

The cold math of 118€ + 40€(Cabs) + 70(Entrance) = 228€ just to get into the club. Admittedly, that's pricey. But this is not just any club. And only one pop makes it worse. However, you never know in advance how many pops you may have...it depends on the ladies and my libido. I could have gone with Babsi or Anna or someone else, except that I did not want to. The other girl I had the hots for was busy for most of the day. That's life.

A car could be a cheaper / more flexible alternative. But I have to pay for parking, (My economy hotel has none available, so I have to find a lot). Then I need to pay for petrol & take time to pump it. This assumes that I have gotten GPS so I do not get lost...but we have seen several times here where mongers with GPS have managed to get lost. That would allow it to have the same adventure quotient as the train...as long as I don't hit or get hit by anything. I find getting help very easy with the train, but I am not so sure about in a car on a lonely German back road at night. And the car would only be really needed one day for Bernd's.

In the end, I find the train an adventure. It may be restrictive, but I have managed so far. If I screw up...it is relatively easy to straighten it out. P/T may be expensive, but it is safe and easy to use. In an upcoming report I may make mention of the train back from Oase on Friday night: it was party central, lots of young girls, booze etc. I only observed, but the fun was infectious.

Going into any club is a risk: you never know how many times you will click with the ladies. I am getting older and like variety, so I do not often repeat, with some obvious exceptions. And to paraphrase someone else: the club you are in is the best, and if you have a good time, nothing else matters. I enjoyed my expensive time in Bernd's. Yes, I would have liked to session more, i.e. with Katja, (not there) or someone else who was busy. Also I enjoyed my time in all the clubs. They beat the heck out of what we have here...Happy Pooning!