FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Gooroox]

Even if you’re specifically looking for under-25 optifucks, Jenny, Suzan, and Sandy come to mind. On these bases, I’d join Iseeu and urge you to give the club a try.

Ines might not be under 25 (I heard she was 27) but I still consider her as a very doable optifuck too. Her breasts are splendid and her cute little ass is an absolute beauty to watch.

Cheers,

gooroox

[Gfe Finder]

Thank you for your report. I have never been to Bernd's but I hope to. Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls? Is it normal here? I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

WBS

You're welcome. I hope by now we've answered your questions.

For some people, an essential component of an FKK visit is to look at an extensive amount of “eye candy,” defined as dozens of under-25 optifucks. Bernds can’t offer that, so if this is critical to you look elsewhere.

I can tell you that it’s anywhere from difficult to impossible to make a bad choice, however. Even if you’re specifically looking for under-25 optifucks, Jenny, Suzan, and Sandy come to mind. On these bases, I’d join Iseeu and urge you to give the club a try.

[Gfe Finder]

Great series of reports. Wish I could find 3 successive days for visits. Thanks for the great writing and details.
Babsi and Sandra make a great team and I've taken the of two of them on my own. In this case you got to enjoy double pleasure on someone else's half of a dime.
Well done!

You’re welcome. Among other reasons, I think it’s good to document these fun times in detail lest I get in a LTR where this may no longer be an option. “Once upon a time, life was simple for me. I remember how and why….”

As for finding the time-- for the important things, I make time!

But at the Hof, any available surface will suffice, and I've seen (actually I've particpated in some of these) copulating couples on the couches and on the floor in the upstairs lounge, on the staircase going down to the basement, on the couches, swing, and barstools in the downstairs lounge, behind the bar, on the small couch in the open room, in the sauna and in the downstairs shower- basically, everywhere except the dining area and the backyard.

Some of those places I’ve seen sessions as well. However, I’d be surprised if anyone chose the sauna voluntarily for sex (it’s going to be hot enough, do you want to make it worse? ) I’ve seen foreplay on the staircase and behind the bar, but not actual sex. I’d assume that it’s discouraged as people do need to get up and down the stairs and Jessee, Alina, Rosie, etc. do need to work (i.e. serve drinks) behind that bar.

BTW, foreplay (up to and including oral sex) is possible outside but as you know intercourse is now done indoors only.

[Gfe Finder]

Here's what I get for number of guest rooms, if memory serves

Officially

4 downstairs: the open windowed bedroom, the one with the whirlpool, and 2 others

3 on the ground floor: 1 by the lockers, 1 in the hallway, 1 at the end of the hallway

1 upstairs next to Sandra's office

for a total of 8

Unofficially

(By which I mean that I have either seen or heard of couples going at it in these locations)

1 on the ground floor + 1 in the basement (viz., the couches. I too have seen couples going at it here. It's a fairly unique and enjoyable sight.)

1 swing downstairs (Mara told me that she'd done it and contrary to my perception it was perfectly comfortable and fun there.)

1 shower downstairs (I wanted to take a shower after a session but instead found a guest banging the now-departed Michelle doggy style; I suppose we could add the upstairs one too as a theoretical possibility)

1 downstairs bar (Anja was getting pounded from one of her regulars)

1 couch in the windowed bedroom (while another couple was using the giant bed)

for a total of 7 unofficial rooms and 15 in total.

I didn't say anything before as I assumed Boomer10 was counting some subset of the unofficial rooms in his total.

[Boomer10]

Actually, there are 4 rooms in the basement, the open room, and 3 with doors, 3 on the main floor, and one upstairs next to the massage room which is only used when the other rooms are all busy, when a Sandra "massage" spills over into the adjacent room, or by special request. That makes a total of 8 rooms.

It's been awhile since I visited the top floor. I seem to recall there being 2-3 doors plus the massage room. Since my mind was on the lovely Mara and not on other matters, my count of the number of doors could be off. {And it never crossed my mind that the rooms would be used for things other than entertaining guests. I guess I assumed the girls just showed up at the club naked! 8^) }

But at the Hof, any available surface will suffice, and I've seen (actually I've particpated in some of these) copulating couples on the couches and on the floor in the upstairs lounge, on the staircase going down to the basement, on the couches, swing, and barstools in the downstairs lounge, behind the bar, on the small couch in the open room, in the sauna and in the downstairs shower- basically, everywhere except the dining area and the backyard.

Yep. During my last visit, I was sitting on the downstairs couch, when Mara sits down next to me (she has an open invitation), after kissing me on the cheek, opens my towel and begins a bj. A short time later, on goes the gummi and on goes Mara. Once I'm finished, off comes the gummi and round 2 begins. When I'm at attention again, she points down and says "We're going to have to do something about that." We get up and head to the small couch in the open where we eventually end doing a standing doggie. Gosh, I love germany.

[Iseeu]

Great series of reports. Wish I could find 3 successive days for visits. Thanks for the great writing and details.
Babsi and Sandra make a great team and I've taken the of two of them on my own. In this case you got to enjoy double pleasure on someone else's half of a dime.
Well done!

[Iseeu]

Hi Boomer,

I think you're pretty generous regarding the number of rooms at Bernd's. In the basement, you have three rooms (the open one and two others which have been renovated), on the ground floor you also have three and I think there are two more on the ladies' floor (one massage room and another one, I think. I've never been there)

Actually, there are 4 rooms in the basement, the open room, and 3 with doors, 3 on the main floor, and one upstairs next to the massage room which is only used when the other rooms are all busy, when a Sandra "massage" spills over into the adjacent room, or by special request. That makes a total of 8 rooms.

But at the Hof, any available surface will suffice, and I've seen (actually I've particpated in some of these) copulating couples on the couches and on the floor in the upstairs lounge, on the staircase going down to the basement, on the couches, swing, and barstools in the downstairs lounge, behind the bar, on the small couch in the open room, in the sauna and in the downstairs shower- basically, everywhere except the dining area and the backyard.

So I think 17-18 girls is near the upper limit of what the club can accomodate

That's correct. 18- 20 is their full roster at any given time, and they will only have the full complement on special party days.

Thank you for your report. I have never been to Bernd's but I hope to. Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls? Is it normal here? I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

Isn't quality more important than quantity? Even in one of the bigger clubs, you'll only session with 4-5 of the women. Once you've made your selection, the rest are backdrop scenery. At Bernd's, you're virtually certain of having a good session, if not an exceptional one, since there's a natural selection at play, the law of survival of the fittest, which determines that only the best service providers can last at a club which depends on return customers, and not transient business.
I too like to visit the bigger clubs for the eye candy and superior facilities, but those are not the primary reason that we visit these clubs, is it?

[Gooroox]

Yes.

With about 17-18 girls and about 10-12 rooms, getting a room can be a problem at peak times. So I think 17-18 girls is near the upper limit of what the club can accomodate without causing long waits. On the plus side, watching Mara bent over, looking through a keyhole to see if a room may become available shortly is a sight not to be missed.

boomer

Hi Boomer,

I think you're pretty generous regarding the number of rooms at Bernd's. In the basement, you have three rooms (the open one and two others which have been renovated), on the ground floor you also have three and I think there are two more on the ladies' floor (one massage room and another one, I think. I've never been there)

Grtz,

Gooroox

[Boomer10]

Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls?

Yes.

Is it normal here?

Yes.

I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

I think Bernds would be hard pressed to handle more girls. With about 17-18 girls and about 10-12 rooms, getting a room can be a problem at peak times. So I think 17-18 girls is near the upper limit of what the club can accomodate without causing long waits. On the plus side, watching Mara bent over, looking through a keyhole to see if a room may become available shortly is a sight not to be missed.

boomer

[West By Sun]

Present:
1. Anja
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Dana (now a blonde and smokin’ hot! )
6. Erika
7. Francesca (new, tall, dark hair, from Romania, 30, speaks English well)
8. Katja [dyed red hair with black-haired and partially shaven pussy, (someone asked a while ago what color her pussy hair was. I hope this answers the question and settles the matter.)]
9. Magda
10. Mara
11. Natalie (with longer hair, slightly past her shoulders)
12. Rita (now with shorter hair which now hugs the top of her neck)
13. Sandra
14. Sandy
15. Sarah (new, tall, blonde, A cup, ~35, from Croatia)
16. Suzan (dyed blonde, tied back hair, large breasts, early 20s, from Turkey)
17. Tanja

Thank you for your report. I have never been to Bernd's but I hope to. Does this club usually have only less than 20 girls? Is it normal here? I feel that is too limited number of girls for me....because I only know bigger clubs....

WBS

[Gooroox]

You're welcome as well (I assume you meant me?)

Oops, of course I meant you, dear Gfe Finder ;-)

Thanks for the updates on Francesca and Lena. Francesca seemed sweet but did seem kind of nervous when I talked with her which is why I held back. Lena specifically mentioned to another guest that she was from Yugoslavia. I wonder why she would hide German heritage?

I have no idea why she would hide it but she explicitely told me 'mein Vater stammt aus dem ex-Jugoslawien und meine Mutter ist Deutsche'. Whatever, she's a fun girl to talk to.

[Gfe Finder]

clearly, gfe excelled himself with a 3 day tour-de-force at bernd`s and was kind enough to provide us with an excellent series of posts that captures both his own sated pleasure and the pleasures of the `hof while in full flow. milf`s ? why yes indeed some of the finest along with their younger sisters?

but the ambience and attention to customers- no, make that guests, is fully captured by gfe as is their way of going beyond the call of duty that makes it and the girls stand out like a monger`s hard on. i did not see any reference to `sharks` or other pirep001orial activities during gfe`s 3 day visits. au contraire.

gfe`s recounting of his `hof tour very much deserves to be added to the rod section for future reference, i will do so.

many thanks gfe for taking the time to report on your time in the nrw countryside. ymmv.

excess <now looking up travel possibilites to make his own inspection>

excess,

you're welcome and thanks for the rod nod! i'm always glad to hear that my reports are helpful and enjoyable.

you've made a valuable point that i'll try to keep in mind in the future. i've referred to the other patrons as customers but guests really is the more accurate term. it's not just the better service, it's the desire to return again and again and again because everyone made you feel welcome and content.

thankfully no sharks on those days. there were quite a few at oase, and i even had the misfortune to be almost snagged by one.

as to the empty box i found in a club (cabergolin tablets 0.5 mg), it's mainly used to limit the production of milk after an abortion. more interestingly for us maybe is the fact that it shortens or even eliminates the male refractory period (the time needed for a man to get a second orgasm ;-))

fwiw, i've tried cabergoline a few times with no noticeable results.

i'd also like to thank excess for his very detailed report on the situation?

you're welcome as well (i assume you meant me?)

i'll simply mention that francesca has left the club (she might hanging around at psr) and that lena is partly of yugoslav descent but is german. not to mention her weight which is not exactly on the lower side of the scale but those generous shapes do look good on her!

thanks for the updates on francesca and lena. francesca seemed sweet but did seem kind of nervous when i talked with her which is why i held back. lena specifically mentioned to another guest that she was from yugoslavia. i wonder why she would hide german heritage?

[Gooroox]

Hi Gooroox,

Nice to hear from you, I didn't realise you were on ISG as well.

Did you make any further investigation on the pills/medication that you have found

What time did you left Bernds, how was the action in the evening?

See you around,

Nille

Stimmt, I'm on ISG, too ;-)

As to the empty box I found in a club (Cabergolin Tablets 0.5 mg), it's mainly used to limit the production of milk after an abortion. More interestingly for us maybe is the fact that it shortens or even eliminates the male refractory period (the time needed for a man to get a second orgasm ;-))

Apart from that, I left Bernd's at 1 am (closing time on Fridays) after witnessing Mara giving some bloke a superb BBBJ in the basement and having a very nice chat with Alina, Sarah and a very friendly guy from Düsseldorf. Please send me a PM next time you'll be travelling to Germany, I'll try to join you if I can!

I'd also like to thank Excess for his very detailed report on the situation? I'll simply mention that Francesca has left the club (she might hanging around at PSR) and that Lena is partly of Yugoslav descent but is German. Not to mention her weight which is not exactly on the lower side of the scale but those generous shapes do look good on her!

[Excess]

clearly, gfe excelled himself with a 3 day tour-de-force at bernd`s and was kind enough to provide us with an excellent series of posts that captures both his own sated pleasure and the pleasures of the `hof while in full flow. milf`s ? why yes indeed some of the finest along with their younger sisters?

but the ambience and attention to customers- no, make that guests, is fully captured by gfe as is their way of going beyond the call of duty that makes it and the girls stand out like a monger`s hard on. i did not see any reference to `sharks` or other pirep001orial activities during gfe`s 3 day visits. au contraire.

gfe`s recounting of his `hof tour very much deserves to be added to the rod section for future reference, i will do so.

many thanks gfe for taking the time to report on your time in the nrw countryside. ymmv.

excess <now looking up travel possibilites to make his own inspection>

present:
1. anja
2. angie
3. anna
4. babsi
5. dana (now a blonde and smokin’ hot! )
6. erika
7. francesca (new, tall, dark hair, from romania, 30, speaks english well)
8. katja [dyed red hair with black-haired and partially shaven pussy, (someone asked a while ago what color her pussy hair was. i hope this answers the question and settles the matter.)]
9. magda
10. mara
11. natalie (with longer hair, slightly past her shoulders)
12. rita (now with shorter hair which now hugs the top of her neck)
13. sandra
14. sandy
15. sarah (new, tall, blonde, a cup, ~35, from croatia)
16. suzan (dyed blonde, tied back hair, large breasts, early 20s, from turkey)
17. tanja

[Gfe Finder]

Present:
1. Anja
2. Angie
3. Anna
4. Babsi
5. Dana (now a blonde and smokin’ hot! )
6. Erika
7. Francesca (new, tall, dark hair, from Romania, 30, speaks English well)
8. Katja [dyed red hair with black-haired and partially shaven pussy, (someone asked a while ago what color her pussy hair was. I hope this answers the question and settles the matter.)]
9. Magda
10. Mara
11. Natalie (with longer hair, slightly past her shoulders)
12. Rita (now with shorter hair which now hugs the top of her neck)
13. Sandra
14. Sandy
15. Sarah (new, tall, blonde, A cup, ~35, from Croatia)
16. Suzan (dyed blonde, tied back hair, large breasts, early 20s, from Turkey)
17. Tanja

I reserved a room at the Hotel Reuter. It’s always an affordable and convenient choice but I issue three words of warning should you wish to stay there in the Dog Days of summer: no air conditioning! This was not a problem in the morning, but when I returned at night, I had to open the window to get some air going.

It’s Nice to Be Popular

I walked down the road shortly before 1 and rang the buzzer. When I walked in the door, who should be talking to Conny but Anna! Toll! She came over to kiss me hello, hand me my towels, and escort me to my locker.

I changed into my towel, showered, signed up for a massage with Sandra who then kissed me hello, and finally I sat down to lunch. While I was eating, Dana popped in, saw me, and also came over to kiss me.

After finishing lunch I looked for Sandra. Since I couldn’t find her, I went downstairs and grabbed a drink. Per Murphy’s Law, I came within inches of spilling my drink on her coming upstairs. Wouldn’t it be a shame if I did and I had to lick it off?

An Interesting Proposition

Before I went up to the room, Babsi stopped me. As I recall, the conversation went something like this:

B:“You are going for a massage with Sandra, right?”
M:“Yes.”
B:“And you probably want more than just a massage, ja?”
M:“Oh, of course!”
B:“We [Babsi and her customer] are looking for a couple to join us. Are you interested?”
I had to think about it—for a nanosecond!
M:“Sure!”

So, the four of us headed upstairs to start a gangbang. We selected the room right next to Sandra’s “office.”

Sandra had to gather some things from her room but Babsi couldn’t wait. While massaging her man’s cock, she leaned over and started kissing me. I reached down and started rubbing her pussy, noticing that she’s already wet!

When Sandra arrived she got down on her knees and started in with a blow job while Babsi went back to kissing and stroking her man. Sandra looked up and grinned and I grinned right back at her. Once I was fully erect Babsi wanted to suck my cock so they switched places.

The four of us then lay down on the bed. Sandra and Babsi took turns mounting and riding us for a while. At one point while Babsi was on top of me and Sandra leaned over to suck on my nipples and kiss me, I could feel my orgasm start to well up from deep inside me. It happened so suddenly that I wasn’t able to stop it and I came inside Babsi. She must have enjoyed this too because throughout the rest of the evening whenever she saw me she ran over to show her appreciation by smooching with me.

Later in the afternoon, I saw Anna sitting in her usual spot downstairs. We went to a room and I remain amazed that no matter how long I’m away, when we meet again it’s like we never parted. After we each came I recall no less than 7 times that one of us got up to leave but the other would have none of it. We’d grab the other’s arm, pull it in, and continue making out. Not even another couple bursting in wanting the room was reason enough for us to stop!

After dinner, I wanted to spend some time with Erika. She remembered how much I enjoyed dancing with her and so we had a warm up session downstairs. This got us hot and horny for each other so we found a room. The key word in the last sentence is hot i.e., we were both sweating and the room lacked A/C, so I couldn’t squeeze out a third pop.

I guess you could say we learned our lesson and respected the heat. We kept dancing together downstairs and made a point to shower and to cool down every once in a while. Before I knew it 3 hours flew by!

I Love Europe in the Summertime

And I really love the sunshine and soft, warm summer breeze still out at 10PM! I promised Anna I would come find her shortly after this, so I excused myself and brought out the bottle of wine I had saved for the occasion.

We shared a few glasses with other girls who ventured outside (Dana, Babsi, Mara, and Sarah.) Now, as we were drinking and toasting, Anna and I sat on one of the recliners together. Every once in a while Dana or Babsi would sneak over to my other side, pull me away from Anna, and start kissing me. She put an immediate stop to that by pushing the other girls away. When the wine bottle was empty we went to the room for another hour.

Once our date was finished, Anna mentioned that she had to leave early. Erika and Babsi did as well for unrelated reasons. So, I kissed all of them good night. It would have been good night for me as well. However, Mara, a few customers, and I talked until Bernds closed and after settling the bill I headed back to the Hotel Reuter.