FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Excess]

... if the highlight of your Bernd`s visit is a discussion of business, finance and currencies between sessions. Down time and camaraderie can be a big part of any FKK club visit, bit hopefully you will be fully engaged in keeping a running count of both your sessions and the ones that got away. :-)

On the other hand, you will get a great display and partake in very conspicuous consumption habits including couch side BBBJ`s and the ceremonial handing over of your disposable income €50 bills at the counter when leaving. May your penis remain highly elastic.

Do Enjoy.

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As usual, you guys were right. I did not read the confirmation e-mail they sent me carefully enough. I was looking at it last night and at the bottom it says "Geht in Ordnung" (All in order) S. Reuter so it seems that I am ready to go. I have also noticed, after reading many of these reports, that the clientel in many of these FKK clubs, especially Bernds seems to be a more mature professional crowd. I am 36 years old and working on my PhD in Finance. It seems to me that there are a lot of high level well established professional/business people who are part of the Bernds crowd, which is good so we will have things to talk about (business, Finance, Economics) between sessions. What attracts me to Germany, besides the great infrastructure, great transportation system, safety, and of course Fkk's, is the fact that it is the heart of the European Union in terms of the economy and the Euro currency. My area of focus is currency trading and if one wants to know the future of the Euro you have to look at Germany first.

Once again, Thank's for all the great information

[Angus Magee]

My area of focus is currency trading and if one wants to know the future of the Euro you have to look at Germany first.

Sheeeeet...I'm kind of hoping that the future of the Euro is inside my wallet for a time and then to be distributed amongst the lovely ladies of Bernds, Oase, Artemis et. al.

But seriously, enjoy your time at Bernds and I look forward to a report.

AM

[Hrromero]

As usual, you guys were right. I did not read the confirmation e-mail they sent me carefully enough. I was looking at it last night and at the bottom it says "Geht in Ordnung" (All in order) S. Reuter so it seems that I am ready to go. I have also noticed, after reading many of these reports, that the clientel in many of these FKK clubs, especially Bernds seems to be a more mature professional crowd. I am 36 years old and working on my PhD in Finance. It seems to me that there are a lot of high level well established professional/business people who are part of the Bernds crowd, which is good so we will have things to talk about (business, Finance, Economics) between sessions. What attracts me to Germany, besides the great infrastructure, great transportation system, safety, and of course Fkk's, is the fact that it is the heart of the European Union in terms of the economy and the Euro currency. My area of focus is currency trading and if one wants to know the future of the Euro you have to look at Germany first.

Once again, Thank's for all the great information

[Angus Magee]

Does this mean that my room is reserved? The reason I ask is because they did not ask for my credit card number to officially reserve the room as we all know is the customary practice for, pretty much, all the hotels these days (at least the ones I have stayed in). I am just wondering if this is the customary practice for this hotel (Reuter) since they seem to be a mom and pop (old fashioned) business.

Just to echo what the below poster states-I would say that your reservation is assured. I myself booked over the phone in my not very good German and no credit card was needed. In fact I imagine that a small hotel like Reuter prefers you not to use a credit card to avoid charges. My experience with the hotel was excellent and I would not hesitate to recommend it to anyone.

AM

[Hrromero]

Thank You for all the quick replys I am sensing a lot of comeraderie (if that's how its spelled) here. I think I am making the right chioce by visiting Bernds. My only fear is that once its time to go I will be thinking about when to go back. I live in Texas so the plane fair is about $$900-1000. I guess I will be having to focus on saving money while in the states.

[Gfe Finder]

Hi guys,

Sorry for all the questions, but that's the part of being a first timer. I just got a reply from hotel Reuter with the reservation request that I sent stating the days I will be arriving and leaving. Does this mean that my room is reserved? The reason I ask is because they did not ask for my credit card number to officially reserve the room

Usually they just reply to me saying "Ok." My guess is that if you received a reply that doesn't say somewhere "Wir sind ausgebucht!" you should be all right. Sometimes I've requested a room and they've never gotten back to me, which I assumed meant full. I always carried a printout of their reply in case of a misunderstanding.

They won't request credit cards at the time of booking or check-in. You will pay in full at check-out.

Ahh, Hennef. The only town in the world I've been to where the hotels and the brothels seem to get the service right!

[Mambomike]

There's nothing wrong with commanding respect because of impressive dignity!

I forgot - young, verile, and handsome, too.

[Mambomike]

Great report...except for that venerable comment. LOL

There's nothing wrong with commanding respect because of impressive dignity!

[Mambomike]

There is no pre-requisite for a visit to Bernds, if you have taken the time to learn the protocol and you are an experienced hobbiest.

I visited Bernds with only an evening of experience in another FKK and a GB the previous day. And I had a very nice time, with a little help of an ISG wingman (right, Iseeu?). At Bernds, you just have to relax, smile, and remember it is up to you to initiate contact with a lady. You also have to take your eye off the clock and let events unfold in an enjoyable manner. Don't worry, they won't take advantage of that at the Bernds check out.

But if you are shy and get mad about ladies not approaching you, then I would agree with Iseeu that another FKK is your venue. Also you need to be comfortable getting kissed, fondled, and having a bj in front of everyone. If not, then another FKK may be your cup of tea.

While you can definitely make a visit to Bernd's into your first FKK experience, it is not recommended, particularly without previous German experience.
It's best to go to one of the more popular, standard clubs, dotted throughout the Hessen and Nord Rhine-Westphalia areas, where you will more easily blend into the crowd, can observe and learn less self-consciously, understand the spoken and unspoken protocols unique to the FKK experience and can take your time testing the waters before taking the plunge.
Bernd's is best appreciated when you've had some other FKK experiences, can understand the subtle differences and are best able to savor its erotic decadence.

[Hrromero]

I appreciate your advice and will take it to consideration, but after reading the reports I do not think I will be able to resist Bernds, although it will be my first time. I am a student so I do not know when I will be able to travel like this again do to possible future time and money constraints. I have done quite a bit of playing in Mexico boystown's and also work part time as a stripper. So being naked in front of people and doing physical acts to women in public and seeing it done to them by other guys is nothing knew to me. I am very comfortable with my body and am not shy at all. Like I said I appreciate you looking out for me, but I think I will be ok. The reports in this forum make this place to tempting to resist and if I don't go I won't be able to stop thinking about it which can drive a person crazy. I wish you the best and look foward to hopefully meeting you in the near future.

[Iseeu]

I was wondering does Bernds provide condoms or do you have to bring your own? From the reports I have read there seems to be a lot of bare backing going on. Are the girls at Bernds required to get health checks? I read that the german government does not require health checks for sex workers, but certain clubs require that the girls get checked periodically.
I have never been to Germany, especially an FKK, but after reading the reports I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of how to get to Bernds. Once again thank you. I do not speak German, but I speak English (obviously) and fluent Spanish. I do not think I will feel to lost for a first timer. I hope they give up on clothing days (Thursday) by May.

One more question, how many guys are usually present on most nights?

GFE finder has done a good job answering your q's, but I would like to add a few comments.

1) You got the wrong impression. Bare backing isn't commonly available. There is some BBFS, just as it is possible to get at all of the other FKK clubs. At Bernd's though, as opposed to the others, it isn't the thickness of the guest's wallet that will determine if the service is offered; it's only the very regular customers with a specific SP that may be granted the service.

2) The girl will provide a condom (most use the "London" brand, which they buy in stock and share), but you can definitely bring your own as long as it's unused, and comes in a closed foil wrapper with a reputable brand name.

3) It's not a big place so at any one time, there will never be more than 20 customers in the place. The amounts vary depending on the date of the month, the day of the week and the time of the day. Due to paycheck arrival at the beginning of the month in Germany, there is usually a slight increase in the amount of guests. Since they are closed on weekends, Fridays are by far the busiest day at Bernd's. The early evening hours are usually the busiest time of the day. By 8-9 p.m the amount of guests usually dwindles.

4) Finally, you seem to have read previous reports here, but let me just repeat something that's been written here before. While you can definitely make a visit to Bernd's into your first FKK experience, it is not recommended, particularly without previous experience.
It's best to go to one of the more popular, standard clubs, dotted throughout the Hessen and Nord Rhine-Westphalia areas, where you will more easily blend into the crowd, can observe and learn less self-consciously, understand the spoken and unspoken protocols unique to the FKK experience and can take your time testing the waters before taking the plunge.
Bernd's is best appreciated when you've had some other FKK experiences, can understand the subtle differences and are best able to savor its erotic decadence.

[Iseeu]

Fortunately, as I was finishing my transformation to towel and flips after my shower, a nice guy at the lockers turned around and said, “Hi Mike”. It was Iseeu, who introduced me to or discretely pointed out which girls were which, including Katja who came right over to Iseeu and sat on his lap. And expecting the girls to be a bit MILFy (some were, some were even better, from my point of view), I was absolutely stunned by Katja, with her pretty auburn hair and smile.

But as it turned out, Thursday was Dessoustag and the girls were all wearing some form of (mostly pretty) lingerie. And this unexpected turn of events apparently greatly upset one notable hobbyist, so much so, that he had to whisk Katja away to a room to relieve his grave disappointment!

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1.worthy of note or notice; noteworthy: a notable success; a notable theory.
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While at Bernds, I met a venerable member of the forum and a few English speakers, which made for an overall nice visit. Would I visit Bernds again? If I am ever in the area again, you betcha!

ven·er·a·ble   /ˈvɛnərəbəl/ Show Spelled[ven-er-uh-buhl]
1.commanding respect because of great age or impressive dignity; worthy of veneration or reverence, as because of high office or noble character: a venerable member of Congress.
2.a title for someone proclaimed by the Roman Catholic Church to have attained the first degree of sanctity or of an Anglican archdeacon.
3.(of places, buildings, etc.) hallowed by religious, historic, or other lofty associations: the venerable halls of the abbey.
4.impressive or interesting because of age, antique appearance, etc.: a venerable oak tree.
5.extremely old or obsolete; ancient: a venerable automobile.

...and I thought we were friends

Great report...except for that venerable comment. LOL

[Hrromero]

Hi guys,

Sorry for all the questions, but that's the part of being a first timer. I just got a reply from hotel Reuter with the reservation request that I sent stating the days I will be arriving and leaving. Does this mean that my room is reserved? The reason I ask is because they did not ask for my credit card number to officially reserve the room as we all know is the customary practice for, pretty much, all the hotels these days (at least the ones I have stayed in). I am just wondering if this is the customary practice for this hotel (Reuter) since they seem to be a mom and pop (old fashioned) business. I have done some mongering in Mexico since I live close to the border, in case you have any questions. I know Monterrey pretty well as well as the Reynosa area. Stay away from the border areas right now due to the drug wars. Monterrey is good for any one who has to go there on business (Monterrey is the financial center of Mexico). Once again, thank you for all of your help.

[Gfe Finder]

I was wondering does Bernds provide condoms or do you have to bring your own?

The girls provide their own condoms. I suppose you could bring your own, but I've not seen anyone doing this.

From the reports I have read there seems to be a lot of bare backing going on. Are the girls at Bernds required to get health checks? I read that the german government does not require health checks for sex workers, but certain clubs require that the girls get checked periodically.

You are correct that the government does not require them. I can't speak to whether Bernds requires them. Once upon a time, I read somewhere that they did but because I can't remember where I read it or how long ago I don't take it as fact and you shouldn't either.

I appreciate all the great information posted on this board. I sent an e-mail to hotel reuter today to confirm my stay. I have never been to Germany, especially an FKK, but after reading the reports I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of how to get to Bernds. Once again thank you. I do not speak German, but I speak English (obviously) and fluent Spanish. I do not think I will feel to lost for a first timer.

You shouldn't. The girls will mostly speak at least enough English to conduct business (not necessarily to have a conversation) and many guests do speak fluent English.

I hope they give up on clothing days (Thursday) by May.

You and most of Bernds' customers, I am sure.

I should be arriving Wed night around 7:00 I do not think I will be able to wait an extra hour for the discount I would rather just pay and begin the festivities. One more question, how many guys are usually present on most nights?

It can vary-- you'll typically get more later in the evening (up until the last 2-3 hours when guys go back home) and later in the week. Off the top of my head, the number of guests in the house during the evening can be a dozen or slightly more than a couple dozen. (Rough estimate, the latter typically only during parties.)

Once again thank you all for the great reports.

You're welcome and be sure to add to them with your own experience in May!

[Hrromero]

I was wondering does Bernds provide condoms or do you have to bring your own? From the reports I have read there seems to be a lot of bare backing going on. Are the girls at Bernds required to get health checks? I read that the german government does not require health checks for sex workers, but certain clubs require that the girls get checked periodically. I appreciate all the great information posted on this board. I sent an e-mail to hotel reuter today to confirm my stay. I have never been to Germany, especially an FKK, but after reading the reports I feel like I have a pretty good knowledge of how to get to Bernds. Once again thank you. I do not speak German, but I speak English (obviously) and fluent Spanish. I do not think I will feel to lost for a first timer. I hope they give up on clothing days (Thursday) by May. I should be arriving Wed night around 7:00 I do not think I will be able to wait an extra hour for the discount I would rather just pay and begin the festivities. One more question, how many guys are usually present on most nights?

Once again thank you all for the great reports.