FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Capt Dan]

Give a romantic old monger a break Cap'n.

Hey, I said I liked the report, just cut back a bit on the opera singin!

Other than that it was a swell piece of prose!

[Capt Dan]

I see that you haven't yet had a chance to go to Bernds and post your experiences. I'll tell you what: if you go and if you don't feel like breaking into song afterward, we'll discuss it some more...

Sorry, no plans to visit Bernds. Also, sorry to dissappoint, but I aint' no opera singer!.

As for the women I choose getting banged frequently, I certainly hope that they are! Given all the fun I've had over the years, if I can return the favor by getting them more attention and business, I am happy to do so.

I can see that you are a regular good samaritan!

Try not to dwell on the negative comments I make.

I also threw you a couple of bones (positive comments)!

I ain't all bad.

[Angus Magee]

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Give a romantic old monger a break Cap'n.

Gfe Finder certainly isn't the first monger to be inspired into song by a working girl and I doubt he will be the last. Some guys have even been know to put pen to paper and write their own songs.

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again

It's a bad way
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Personally I take my inspiration where I find it no matter how much cock she has had that ain't mine.

[LongRange]

Does anyone know where Monika who used to be at Bernds is now working?

Overheard a conversation last time I was at Bernds,admittedly last september!that she was back in her home country,namely Hungary,I remember she said she was from Pecs I think,but that was 4 months ago so who knows.

[Gfe Finder]

Gotta say "Gfe Finder" that to a greater degree I really enjoyed your 3 day report on FKK Bernds. The report was well written with good style and was also informative and entertaining. However, I did find that I was disturbed about the manner in which you quoted lyrics (poetry) to describe your time with one of the girls working in that establishment.

I see that you haven’t yet had a chance to go to Bernds and post your experiences. I’ll tell you what: if you go and if you don’t feel like breaking into song afterward, we’ll discuss it some more.

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Anyway, more an observation than a criticism. As I said, I enjoyed the report which deserves to be cited in the Reports of Destinction section.

As for the women I choose getting banged frequently, I certainly hope that they are! Given all the fun I’ve had over the years, if I can return the favor by getting them more attention and business, I am happy to do so.

Thanks for reading, I'm glad that you (and others) enjoyed the report.

[Shasar]

Does anyone know where Monika who used to be at Bernds is now working?

Monika was working in the summertime on the Strassenstrich in Köln and Bonn, at the moment I have no idea if she is back in any FKK club!

[Basketcase]

Gotta say "Gfe Finder" that to a greater degree I really enjoyed your 3 day report on FKK Bernds. The report was well written with good style and was also informative and entertaining. However, I did find that I was disturbed about the manner in which you quoted lyrics (poetry) to describe your time with one of the girls working in that establishment.

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Anyway, more an observation than a criticism. As I said, I enjoyed the report which deserves to be cited in the Reports of Destinction section.

I think Gfe Finder is describing his feelings in poetry and popular song for the short time that he with girl. Maybe for that moment he with her he feel those true tears of joy of knowing a woman intimately. He do as his nick name says, he finding GFE. So true to his word he write like that.

Also, I agree that the girls will have received many kilometre of rock hard penis in their working lives from many different strange men.

[Scoozi]

Does anyone know where Monika who used to be at Bernds is now working?

[Rock Hard]

If last year was any indication, these parties are a blast. You get them dressed up in various outfits, it's different and it's fun.

I would highly recommend it.

[Gfe Finder]

Carnival event?

Can some of you guys give some more details on this?

Is it a good option for a debut at Bernds?

Extimated girls and guys attendance?

Thanks in advance.

Ciao

Like all the party days the girls are dressed in costumes rather than being naked. As for this being a good debut visit, let me put it this way: there's never a bad time to visit Bernds. That said, such days tend to be crowded, with the male:female ratio skewing above 1:1 shortly after opening and staying that way for most of the day. During parties you can expect ~20 girls there.

[Capt Dan]

Gotta say "Gfe Finder" that to a greater degree I really enjoyed your 3 day report on FKK Bernds. The report was well written with good style and was also informative and entertaining. However, I did find that I was disturbed about the manner in which you quoted lyrics (poetry) to describe your time with one of the girls working in that establishment.

I would be in total agreement that all these women, who work in sex clubs such as Bernds, should be treated with the utmost dignity and respect. However, to quote lyrics to describe your feelings about a female who in half an hour, after your departure, will be in the zimmer with another guy pounding her ass and who has, in the last year alone, been on the receiving end of a few miles of cock, does seem somewhat innappropriate!

Anyway, more an observation than a criticism. As I said, I enjoyed the report which deserves to be cited in the Reports of Destinction section.

[Gfe Finder]

Last time I was at Bernd's I arrived at around 1:30 and Sandra was booked for the next 2 hours. By the time she was ready for me it was nearly 4 and she said that it was only going to be a massage and nothing more. She was nearly true to her word. I did get to caress her during the massage and she was quite playful. It was very clear that had I been lucky enough to book her earlier, the session would have resulted in much more.

But my question is about her pricing. The massage is €25, but what about the non-massage services? Is the price structure the same as the rest of the girls at Bernd's?

Peace.

Yes, it's 50 € for a 1/2 hour of sex in addition to the 1/2 hour massage for 25 €.

[Bratwurst]

I was there last week.

Just so you know;

Their famous Bernds-Carnival-event will be on Feb. 11 (Carnival in Köln will be on feb 14-16th)

Have FUN guys! (I know I will!)

Carnival event?

Can some of you guys give some more details on this?

Is it a good option for a debut at Bernds?

Extimated girls and guys attendance?

Thanks in advance.

Ciao

[Italy 1974]

Last time I was at Bernd's I arrived at around 1:30 and Sandra was booked for the next 2 hours. By the time she was ready for me it was nearly 4 and she said that it was only going to be a massage and nothing more. She was nearly true to her word. I did get to caress her during the massage and she was quite playful. It was very clear that had I been lucky enough to book her earlier, the session would have resulted in much more.

But my question is about her pricing. The massage is €25, but what about the non-massage services? Is the price structure the same as the rest of the girls at Bernd's?

Peace.

Sandra sex-massage is 75 euro (25 euro massage + 50 euro sex).

Italy 1974

[Bun Biter]

Last time I was at Bernd's I arrived at around 1:30 and Sandra was booked for the next 2 hours. By the time she was ready for me it was nearly 4 and she said that it was only going to be a massage and nothing more. She was nearly true to her word. I did get to caress her during the massage and she was quite playful. It was very clear that had I been lucky enough to book her earlier, the session would have resulted in much more.

But my question is about her pricing. The massage is €25, but what about the non-massage services? Is the price structure the same as the rest of the girls at Bernd's?

Peace.