FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Marlow]

I mean that the Dutch gang of 12 did the work of 18 men. Also you Yanks work a great deal harder and longer (at work I mean) than western Europeans. Dutch for example have a short working week and anything up to six week hols a year. These guys are always on holiday!

[Iseeu]

Without mentioning names the German boards have remarked that the new girl at Bernds has not, to put it politely, learned the ropes. Bernds is a tough competitive place to work for a girl and trying to get away with 'sex-lite' which a girl can do at other FKK clubs is impossible at Bernds. I doubt that the newbie will stay much longer if she finds the Bernds way of doing things too much of a challenge.

During the orgy that I witnessed, the new girl Bianca, was one of the girls in the room. While all hell was going on around her, across from her and next to her, she just sat there with her legs crossed, hands in her lap, not even touching the guy she was supposedly entertaining. At some point, Princess was goaded and began going down on her, but that didn't seem to melt the ice either. Eventually, she stood up and went with her charge into a more private room.

I can imagine that going into the Bernd's environment as a new employee, without a strong streak of nymphomania, or previous FKK experience, is probably disconcerting. In the last 6 months, I've seen 6 or 7 new women introduced; Diana, Lina, Didem, Patrizia, Michaela, Bianca. It will be interesting to track who has staying power.

[Breadman]

. The management were so knocked over by the Dutch (or pissed!) that the legend now grows to there being not a dozen but 18 of them. But then the Dutch have a lot of practice at playtime - have you seen how short their working day is?!

Marlow, dont quite follow what your getting at.

[Marlow]

Without mentioning names the German boards have remarked that the new girl at Bernds has not, to put it politely, learned the ropes. Bernds is a tough competitive place to work for a girl and trying to get away with 'sex-lite' which a girl can do at other FKK clubs is impossible at Bernds. I doubt that the newbie will stay much longer if she finds the Bernds way of doing things too much of a challenge. The management were so knocked over by the Dutch (or pissed!) that the legend now grows to there being not a dozen but 18 of them. But then the Dutch have a lot of practice at playtime - have you seen how short their working day is?!

[Hollandmale]

God knows what it would have been like if the Holland Battalion had not blitzed the girls before hand and slowed things down.

Oops, didn't know the impact was that big .

Babsi wasn't present that Tuesday, so something else must have poked her in the eye .

[Fly Bob]

Things were in full operation on Friday. Babsi was absent and I was wondering about her being gone. The day started off good with a reasonable number of guests.

I got a very nice massage (massage only) from ____ (and I hate to admit, I forgot her name). She has nicely fixed up brown hair with a nice smile, a student in Koeln so working just three days per week. The massage was 25€. She spoke reasonable english. I didn't ask her if she did FS.

There were a couple of new girls there. One girl about 20-22 with a fantastic figure. Sat all day on the upstairs couch and stared at the floor. A couple of times she got up to welcome someone but the rest of the day she just sat. I felt so sorry for her that I was tempted to talk to her. My German is not up to starting a conversation so she just sat.

I went twice with Monica from Hungary. She was fantastic as always. We had some great sessions last summer and these were even better.

Now that I find out about the Dutch attack on Hof I can understand why the bar lady upstairs was so gruff. She might have thought I was Dutch. I just assumed that she was alway mad.

By about 19:00 the crowd had grown to almost standing room only. This place does have a special atmosphere. Must be the combination of dingy carpet, dingy sofas, cramped quarters and FANTASTIC SERVICE from the girls. They all seem to get along well and keep the place exciting.

[Gameless Dork]

If you would share your newbie perspective from your posting on MERB, we'd all be interested.

Yes, I post there and post here too.

Well, I went on Monday and Wednesday of the past week. Was very shocking at first. My first choice was Meena, she's very attractive, but she was a bad decision for my first. She wasn't very accepting of me as a newbie, and asked "why are you even here? ", and that was a pretty negative experience. I then sat next to Jenny next, and we spoke for a little bit, in german/english. Had a great session with her. She's so tiny. My third and last session on Monday was with Princess. She was great too.

I took Tuesday off, then came back on Wednesday. I immediately saw Jenny and talked to her again, but entirely in German this time. I think we were talking about greek food and how I've never had fish before. We had a session because I had enjoyed her a lot. When I had finished, she kept on saying "wettbewerb" which if my recollection from school is right, she was meaning to say that I won a competition of. Err. You know. I just give my apologies to anyone else who used the bed later.

On Monday I had wanted to see Mara and Svenya, but they were always Busy. It was Mara's be-day on Wednesday, and Soldierboy was there and we had been talking for a while and I told him how I wanted to see her, but I was kinda shy and she was always busy. But he told her I wanted to talk to her. Ironic, because she spoke English, that I didn't have as much to say to her. I kind of have an easier time with a language barrier. Anyways, had a really nice session with her. I hope she had a nice be-day dinner, I felt kinda bad that she was there on her birthday. That's not a way I would want to spend my birthday if I were female.

I then wanted to see Svenya, but she was always talking to some guy, and he was sitting close to her on the couch. But I couldn't tell if she was engaged with him or just talking, so I asked in german if she was free, and she said yes, that she was just having a conversation. I think Svenya was the only one I made out with on the couch. She's a great kisser. Had a really nice session with her, and we only spoke german, well, I more or less tried, and was talking to her about soup, and we both like the same kind.

I'm not at all sure who is my favorite, they all have such great attributes.

[Excess]

Arrived at the Hof on Wednesday which I assume was clean-up day after the Orange horde from Holland swept through.

Must have been chaos as the damage report included: Marcella absent -"too tired" said Connie, Agatha absent - AWOL said an unhappy Connie - we don't know where she is. Babsi behind the bar in civilian clothes for a couple of hours after visiting an eye Doctor who advised her not to work - "had something poke her in the eye" and was having Laser treatment :-)) Missing from the ISG line-up was Ortos who was caught up in servicing the FKK girls in Frankfurt and so was given a pass. Next time Mr. O.

It was Mara's birthday - so she had a light day of drinking and socialising rather than working too much - enjoyed a number of gifts form the girls and guests. Left early at 8:00 for a birthday dinner. She too was on my first time to do list - but in the Birthday spirit we chatted during the afternoon and we agreed that we would consumate our relationship on a later date - what a gentleman I am.

Marcella and Babsi were also on my first time to do list - so that blew those two off - thanks Holland !!!

I will report a bit later on my visit which was successful in clearing away the new year cobwebs. Nice to meet some other ISG'ers - Soldier Boy, Clomonger - who flew in that day from Western USA and still managed to perform himself up to Hof and ISG standards - well done, and the now named Gameless Dork. Great afternoon/evening Gentlemen. We had enough for an English table and all enjoyed themslves. I have told Soldier Boy that I would not write too much on the day and so encouraged him to do a FR - he too enjoyed himself very much.

Did I mention his wish to finish the evening by taking me along for a session of Double Penetration with the lovely Jenny ? It is nice that ISG'ers are not perverts.

Main actor for me was the lovely Anja who was also on my first time to do list. Outstanding multiple sessions with her and little Excess was totally drained and showed signs of wear and tear from the very aggressive and reciprocated sex that he got up to with Anja. Followed by Michaella and Patricia to complete the day's dance card.

The birthday drinks began to kick-in early evening and Brandi proceeded to carry on again and posted new highs even for her of delightfully disgraceful behaviour. Think further BBBJs, Anal Rimming and doing Princess on the couches, having a guest up on the top of the couches screaming for more from Brandi blowing him until his forehead nearly caved in alternating with Princess who the guest called in to reinforce Brandi, then instructing Brandi and Pricess to alternate DFK with each other ( he didn't have to ask Brandi twice), then BBBJ on him and DFK on him. The Trooper finally limped off with both Brandi and Princess in tow to a room for more of the same Troika. An early candidate for the ISG Ironman of the year Award.

Later, Tatiana calling everyone over to observe Brandi with a guest through the window doing a torrid licking and rimming session both ways on the couch in the room with Brandi totally upside down on his lap while grazing herself from below - prearranged by Brandy with Tatiana of course who knew it was going to be a memorable session and wanted witnesses to the fact.

As well Svenja during a good session with one of our little band got into a discussion about the elderly gentlemen who seem to frequent the 'Hof. Svenja proudly said that the oldest guest that she had serviced and who popped was ... wait for it.... 91 years young!!! Gott love that Boy. Who says that there isn't a Fountain of Youth ? It is in the cellar at Bernd's.

Another Ho-Hum day at the Hof.

God knows what it would have been like if the Holland Battalion had not blitzed the girls before hand and slowed things down.

Later.

[Jackyo]

If you would share your newbie perspective from your posting on MERB, we'd all be interested.

Yes, I post there and post here too.

[Gameless Dork]

Was actually directed for soldierboy.

Gameless, how about posting your experiences at Bernds. Quoting an entire post just to say "hey its me" doesnt help anyone on this board.

[Marlow]

Twelve dutchmen in Bernds at once! This give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'going Dutch'! You must have given all those aged German businessmen who totter around Bernds as if they own the place a terrible shock. Glad someone has shown the indiginous race what enjoyment really means.

[Breadman]

Gameless, how about posting your experiences at Bernds. Quoting an entire post just to say "hey its me" doesnt help anyone on this board.

[Hollandmale]

Last Tuesday I visited Bernds with a dozen fellow Dutch/Flemish local forum members. Attending 16 girls: Rita, Brandy, Monica, Leila, Michelle, Mara, Katja, Jenny, Agatha, Princess, Marcella, Tatjana and (quite) new girls Didem, Bianca, Patrizia and Michaela.

For a Tuesday it was pretty busy, especially from 4 till 8 PM, but over the day we all had our sessions with the girls we preferred.

I had 2 excellent sessions, with Princess in the afternoon and Didem at night:

Princess: African-French, brownish curly long hair, 23, 5.3/1.60, body size-2/34, C-silicones, speaks English/German/French.

Service: super DFK, DATY, tight IC, super BBBJ, DT and CIM. No doubt that Princess ranks among the very best girls at Bernds .

Didem: German-Turkish, blonde hair in pony tail, 22, 5.7/1.70, body size 4/36, B-cups, speaks German and some English.

Service: super DFK, DATY, tight IC, super BBBJ, DT and CIM. Didem is fairly new at Bernds but already ranks among the top girls .

Some friends had excellent sessions with Marcella: Czech, brown hair, 24, 5.5/1.65, body size 4-6/38, C-cups, speaks German.

Service: super DFK, DATY, IC, super BBBJ, DT and CIM. Very outgoing and spontaneous, Marcella's service is in high demand .

I also heard good reports about fairly new girls Tatjana, Bianca and Michaela.
Most other attending girls are already well described on this forum.

[Gameless Dork]

Hiya Gents,

I am 90% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17 January 2007 - between 3pm and 9pm (ish). If any members are in say hello - I will be the English guy with the 'military' style haircut and a tattoo of a famous English football team on my upper right arm.

I haven't been to Bernds for a month or so now - has anyone been since Xmas? What is the line up like at present?

I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' with one of the girls - do any regulars know which of the Hof girls provide this service and any recommendations?

For the record I have been to the Hof 3 times now - on my first visit bumped into King Wenslas and Cunning1 and we had a good chat and drink - my favourite girls there (in no particular order) are:

* Princess.
* Mara.
* Martella.
* Svenja.

All of the above give a 1st class service!! :-)

Bis Spater,

Soldier Boy

Hey, it's the American smoker from Wednesday night at Bernds! Who was your last session with? The drive back kinda was shitty, it rained the entire way but at least no fog!

You are SO lucky you live in Europe. Will you adopt me?

[Iseeu]

To Iseeu
When the big hitters come to town all the girls love it.....so what was the damage financially?

in my mental health not financial damage.
Entry: 70 Euro
At Exit: 275 Euro calculated as 75 for Sandra (massage + session), 50 for Didem, 50 for Mara and 100 for Princess.

Best investment that I can think of.

njoy.