FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Marlow]

To Iseeu
When the big hitters come to town all the girls love it.....so what was the damage financially?

[Iseeu]

This was the 4th club that I visited during a 3 day trip to NRW and FRA. I visited Cocoon and Beverly the previous day and Steffi's Waldsauna on my way to Bernd's.
Bernd's has become my home club, which is not easy living in Florida, but I've been back now 6 times since the summer, and I feel a little like Norm in Cheers - everyone knows my name...

Lineup was still suffering from holiday vacationers: Agatha, Bianca (new girl), Brandy, Didem, Ina, Janey, Katja, Lina, Mara, Michaela, Michelle, Nina, Princess, Rita, Sabrina, Svinja, Tanya, Tatiana+ the Sandra the masseuse. Princess, my regular girl these last few months, was really busy all day and night but we arranged that we would meet for the last sessions of the day.

I specifically planned a Weds. visit to be able to enjoy Sandra, the erotic masseuse. Skinny, 30-something blonde with A- cups. In the massage room she takes off her top and give the back massage topless, climbing on the table, paying attention to the ass and perineum. On the flip side she turns her attention to iseeu jr., and begins a great BBBJ while encouraging fingering her beautiful pussy. I believed that it would end right there with CIM, but she climbed right on the table and brought her sopping pussy over my face while continuing the BBBJ. After a while, she asks if I want CIM or in her muschi with gummi. I chose the latter and she rode me reverse cowgirl right there on the table. Amazing, hot experience with a really sweet person.

After a sauna and relaxing, I asked Didem to join me. She's been in the club for a few months now, but this is the first time that were there at the same time. Well- porportioned, dirty blonde hair in pigtail, nice smile, B-cups. We talked first at the downstairs bar, then moved to the small downstairs couch. One thing led to another and after clearing the other people off of the couch we ended up going at it right there on the couch, cowgirl and then doggie style with everyone downstairs enjoying the show. For the cumshot, I pulled out, she ripped the condom off and took me in her mouth, taking every drop...Wow, right there on the couch

There was a group of 5 guys- 3 French and 2 from Germany who were having a great time ordering champagne and laughing amongst themselves. After dinnertime they took a new bottle of champagne and 4 women (Sabrina, Brandy, Bianca and Princess) into the kino room. Eventually, with Brandy and Sabrina on the bed servicing 3 of the guys and Princess and Bianca on the facing couch with the 2 others and everyone in the downstairs avidly watching through the window, a group orgy developed with Brandy superstar getting anal and screaming her lungs out. What a show and it sure beat the lame movie (Yes, the same one that was filmed in Park Schloss Dali )on the screen over their heads. began Bianca the new girl, was sitting very primly on the couch and watching when Princess, sunk down onto her knees and to rug munch. Eventually, Bianca asked to move with the guy that she was servicing into a private room.
It was such a hot scene that everyone was standing and watching through the window and commenting on particular acts/positions. A very overweight German guy was so affected that he asked Didem to jerk him off while they watched. To get a better angle, they just walked into the kino and made place for themselves on the couch.
Brandy and Sabrina ended up spending the entire evening and night with those guys.

Managed to get some time with Mara, who I have not been with in many months. Terrific intelligent, sexy woman who is always busy and has I believe become the biggest money maker at the Hof. Great active session, she gives an awesome Bj and rimming and afterwards she quizzed me at length about the little toy that I brought last time for Princess. I think that she was jealous...

Met a monger who lives in Germany and reads both RF and ISG. He gets to a lot of clubs as he works around Germany, but doen't report, although he has read our reports about Hof and other clubs.

Patience finally paid off and Princess and I spent the last 1.5 hours exploiting the last frontiers... She is amazing, hot wild, fun, adventurous, fabulous ass, breasts, eyes and muschi and a great, smart person besides.

In comparing Bernd's with 2 other "small" FKK clubs, that I visited this week i.e. Cocoon and Steffi's, it's clear that there's something special happening there that the other clubs can only hope to achieve. That orgy scene in the kino with Brandy and Sabrina screams was unforgettable and a scene like this could never happen in any other FKK- only Bernd's. I love this place...

[Excess]

Hiya Gents,

I am 90% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17 January 2007 - between 3pm and 9pm (ish).Bis Spater,

Soldier Boy

Well Soldier Boy, I'm 100% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17th. I'll say hello and I guess we had better be prepared for a thorough "short arm" inspection from the ladies.

[Nick The G]

I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' with one of the girls - do any regulars know which of the Hof girls provide this service and any recommendations?

If you already have been with the dutch Mara, try her again on this topic.
Otherwise, Soldier Boy, take viagra blue, drink redbull and go for an exhausting ride with Brandy over the Hof battlegrounds!

[Soldier Boy]

Hiya Gents,

I am 90% certain to be in the 'Hof' tomorrow - Wednesday 17 January 2007 - between 3pm and 9pm (ish). If any members are in say hello - I will be the English guy with the 'military' style haircut and a tattoo of a famous English football team on my upper right arm.

I haven't been to Bernds for a month or so now - has anyone been since Xmas? What is the line up like at present?

I'm also looking to have a bit of 'Anal' with one of the girls - do any regulars know which of the Hof girls provide this service and any recommendations?

For the record I have been to the Hof 3 times now - on my first visit bumped into King Wenslas and Cunning1 and we had a good chat and drink - my favourite girls there (in no particular order) are:

* Princess.
* Mara.
* Martella.
* Svenja.

All of the above give a 1st class service!! :-)

Bis Spater,

Soldier Boy

[Alejandro66]

Is anybody going tomorrow (Thursday, 21th) to Bernd's.
I will be there from 2.00 PM...

I hope to meet someone from ISG.info!

Regards

Alex

[Jackyo]

production values? how the f*ck would i know? it was hard enough to concentrate on getting my words straight with janey and jessi draped over me and you want me to comment on plot, lighting, and continuity? it was not a reality show - the mongers were actors (one of the men i've seen on alot of fkk kino screens) as were the sp, who by the way were fully clothed in the lounge area. also in the lounge, they only showed 1x1 interaction so there was no view of the full lounge area with a bunch of guys checking out the merchandise and women walking around shaking their goods.

i only asked because i know i wouldn't have been able concentrate either... as a girlfriend puts it to me, i am one of those guys who can only do one thing at a time.

as she never ceases to remind me, women are the superior sex as a) they can multi-task, b) they are multi-orgasmic.

man, i need to get out there soon...

[Iseeu]

I’ve noticed that my reports about Bernd’s Club are tending to become a little repetitive, as it is consistently the best club I know, but long may it continue!

Kingwenslas

Just saw this great report of yours, and I have noticed the same about my Bernds' reports. The quandary - report or not report after each visit. To avoid the repetitive "did that again", I only report when something out of the ordinary occurs or there is a change from a club's normative state for better or for worse.
I also share in your salutation - Long may Bernd's maintain its consistency!

[Iseeu]

that scene of watching a video of another fkk club while sitting in another one (and not just any club but one of the best in the country) is just totally surreal. how were the video's production values?

production values? how the f*ck would i know? it was hard enough to concentrate on getting my words straight with janey and jessi draped over me and you want me to comment on plot, lighting, and continuity? it was not a reality show - the mongers were actors (one of the men i've seen on alot of fkk kino screens) as were the sp, who by the way were fully clothed in the lounge area. also in the lounge, they only showed 1x1 interaction so there was no view of the full lounge area with a bunch of guys checking out the merchandise and women walking around shaking their goods.
still i wonder if bernd's management knew that they were showing a promotion for a competing club.

btw, according to a marlow report on another thread, the entry at steffi's is actually 25euro, while the sessions are 75 euro. if steffi's has eye candy like the canadian guy said that it does, it may make sense to stop in next time.

[Jackyo]

4) Met a Canadian guy and his German colleague- The Canadian said that they had been at Calligula but left because the entrance fee was 175 Euro and each session afterwards was 75 Euro. Can that be?

That scene of watching a video of another FKK club while sitting in another one (and not just any club but one of the best in the country) is just totally surreal. How were the video's production values?

Let me do some research on Calygula (down the road literally from Bernds) and its current Eintrittpreispolitik.

Last I checked on the RF it had been renamed Steffis Waldsauna.

[Viscount]

Of course, beer is available at Bernds

Bottles of the very excellent Koln brewed,Fruh Kolsch are available in Bernds, but has been stated, beer and fkk clubs,dont really go together.

[Iseeu]

5th visit in 4 months, qualifies me as a regular, and even the women that I've never "done" greet me like I'm a long-lost lover. Sadly, this is my last trip to DE until long after the holidays, and my Bernd's longing will have to wait awhile.The Caribbean Princess even asked me why it took me 3 weeks to come back when I had said that I would be back in 2 weeks.

Full lineup at hand: Agatha, Anna, Babsi, Ina, Janey, Jessi, Katja, Leila, Marcella, Mara, Michelle, Mina, Nina, Patrizia (new girl introduced that night; black hair, medium build, 32B, sat with her legs closed and covered by towel most of the time), Princess, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi, Svinja, Tanya, Tatiana and a tall, skinny, 40-ish woman whom I have not seen before.

Began with Janey who is sweet and shy, followed by a long session with Leila, who is amazingly wild and sexy, and a 2 hour session with Princess which was mind-boggling and life-changing and left me totally wiped out. I had brought her a small pocket rocket vibrator for Xmas and it was a big hit, so much so that in the midst of my session with Princess in the room just off the locker room whose door doesn't lock, we were making so much noise that we had a steady stream of women visitors, some who stayed for awhile. Good thing that I had a long flight to the Middle East that night.

4 observations:

1) In light of the recent discussion here re Creampie- I did some onsite research and asked 5 of the women including 2 with whom I am friendly with and who are really honest with me, and they said that if it happened it is on girl's perogative and only with a long-time regular. It's not on the menu and probably only on offer with the long-time operatives.

2) Sitting on the couch upstairs cuddling with Princess with Marcella on my right and Svinja to her right, this large, fat, 70 year old guy comes and sits between Marcella and svinja, and begins the Bernd's couch dance with Svinja. About 10 minutes pass and he invites Marcella to join from the other side. The 3 of them go off to the room. Later Marcella stops in to visit Princess and I in the midst of our session (damn that unlockable door) and when we asked how the session with the older fat guy was and did he manage to pop, she tells us that the guy came twice. As Marlow has pointed out - the elixir of life is in the wasser mit gaz at Bernd's.

3) The Movie of the Day featured on the upstairs screen was a "Day of the Dildo" No, actually it was showing a bunch of guys visting a Sauna Club. I was in the middle of talking with Janey and Jessi when I glanced at the screen and recognized the room that they were filming in. Unfortunately, I have been in too many clubs to remember where it was. When the scene changed they showed the entrance to Park Schloss Dali, which I last visited about 4 years ago. Surreal scene- sitting in FKK, surrounded by naked FKK women, and watching a movie filmed at a competing FKK.

4) Met a Canadian guy and his German colleague- The Canadian said that they had been at Calligula but left because the entrance fee was 175 Euro and each session afterwards was 75 Euro. Can that be?

Luckily, I'll have many Kodak moments to revert back to over the next few weeks, dreaming of a Bernd's Christmas.

[Marlow]

I don't want to be a downer but........I have seen more times than I thought necessary at Bernds late in the evening, men slumped over asleep. Why? they are dead drunk. A sex club is not really the place for winos to kip. It is an embarrassment to see the girls eventually drag a guy to his feet and help him out of the door to the taxi they ordered for him. would advise keeping the sex content high and the booze intake low.

[Alejandro66]

Thanks Stano!

Alex

[Stano]

Has anyone info if there is beer available at Bernd's fkk?
I know it's possible to have a beer or Champagne at the Palace but I would like to pay a visit to Bernd's and I want to be sure.
Thanks in advance!
Alex

Of course, beer is available at Bernds