FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Downandup]

Thanks Fats, I missed it in my searches.

There's a later post that is questioning that. Furthermore, it would have been mentioned on other sites and the Bernd's web site. But I plan to be there Friday and I will ask myself.

[Maxime]

I still don't see anything about this in the German boards that I read and after a week I would expect something. I sent a pm to fats and no reply.

Spoke to Conny directly and no new location found yet, pity, but keep an eye on the Schieferhof website to see if / when there will be a new location.

[Fats]

Es gibt Hoffnung!

Ich hatte heute meinen vermeintlich letzten Hof Besuch, und the berichteten mir mehrere Damen, you. A. Conny und Erika, das in ca. 4 Monaten eine neue Location unter dem Namen.

Schieferhof, mit gleicher Telefonnummer.

Etwa 20 Km entfernt erffnen soll.

HALLELUJA!

This was posted on the Rheinforum by Saunabox on August 21st. The title of the discussion is Letzter Besuch Im Schieferhof. I don't know if it's true or not but it is still available there if you want to see the original post.

[Downandup]

The German boards are reporting that a new location has been secured but there will be about a 4 month delay between the old location closing and the new one opening.

I still don't see anything about this in the German boards that I read and after a week I would expect something. I sent a pm to fats and no reply.

[Sirioja]

Some at Bab provide. Many would not pay expensive entry for other.

[Sonador]

If You went for AO, You can also try Babylon Elsdorf, You should find there also for 50 extra. I agree to move brothels far from kids, even now they watch porn before 10 yo, when they should try to learn how to seduce girls which is not porn.

Is AO available at Babylon Elsdorf? I've never heard about it but should be really interested.

I made a few runs to Bernd's when I heard about this wonderful Dutch girl Mara. I had the pleasure of her company two times. And what a luving and sensual experience! Those were the best 30 minutes I have ever had with a professional sex worker. Thank you, sweet Mara. You are missed! Luvchicas.

Anyone who has been lucky to fuck with Mara at once has fallen in love with her. Even when she act like a pornstar, you feel she makes love to you as a totally devoted girlfriend. I had this pleasure once for my birthday.

But I wonder: Mara did AO? Anyone has ever fucked Mara in AO?

[Maxime]

The German boards are reporting that a new location has been secured but there will be about a 4 month delay between the old location closing and the new one opening.

Any source or links that mention this? Did not find any confirmation of this yet.

[PaulMadrid]

Thanks, Ibn Butitta. I nominate this report for the Hall of Fame.

[Neurosynth]

I'll just point out the obvious. Awesome review!

[Ibn Buttita]

When I made a visit to Bernd's in August last year, I was on the outside looking in: I showed up to find a sign on the door stating it was closed due to staff holidays. Fortunately, I had better luck two weeks ago (thanks, Sucker17 for confirming the club would be open), as I made my final visit to the Hof. Or visits actually, since I made it a two-day pilgrimage while I still could; I use the word pilgrimage advisedly, with Bernd's being the pioneer, the founding father, the mother church, the OG of all FKKs. (This spring and summer work commitments and layovers allowed me to visit Pattaya, Rio de Janeiro, and Bernd's; I feel like I made sacred journeys to the Mecca, Rome, and Jerusalem of the mongering world).

After landing in Frankfurt at 7:30 AM on a Wednesday, I took the train to Hennef and was fortunate that comfortable and reasonably-priced Hotel Johnel, a 10 minute walk from the Bahnhof, allowed me to check in mid-morning. This allowed me to have a two-hour power nap to ready me for a long day at Bernd's. At half-past one I boarded bus 522 near the Bahnhof, and the female bus driver was grouchy when I asked in lousy German the fare to Lichtenberg; I wonder if her hostility was because she had an idea of my final destination, being a middle aged foreigner, a stark contrast with all the schoolkids filling the bus.

Walking from the bus stop, I got nostalgic passing Hotel Reuter and other landmarks like the playground and war memorial, until I finally reached venerable number 28 Schieferhof (I always did wonder why the address is not Schieferhofstrasse? And why did this thread end up with the street name in its title? Why not FKK Bernd's Lichtenberg, or FKK Bernd's Hennef? And will the thread name change if a new location is found? We can only wonder and ponder.).

As I entered I was reminded of the little rituals that made Bernd's Bernd's, when I was ushered to the tiny locker room by a curvy naked brunette, whom I would get to know more intimately later. My own Bernd's ritual was to tread a steady circuit between the main lounge, the one downstairs and the backyard. Partly it's because I would rather not sit alone in empty spaces, or places without any ladies, so I migrated frequently. With a small crew present, just 6 or 7 the first day, it's understandable how it's hard for there to be a critical mass of ladies in any particular spot. This group was pretty subdued, whether because it's a matter of personalities, the upcoming relocation, or something else, I don't know. But the exception was Maria. Wherever this tanned, tattooed brunette went, she was the life of the party. Laughing, bantering with the thekefraus or guests, or shaking her sexy ass, Maria livened up the place wherever I saw her. At one point as I passed her while she was grinding on a guy at the downstairs bar, she reached under my towel for a grab.

My first session was with the curvy brunette who greeted me, Emma. She was a paradox in that she did not seem outwardly friendly, and I think some work on her lips (unnecessary, in my opinion) contributed to that. But actions speak louder than words and once next to her on a couch she immediately moved to acquaint her lips with my dick, and in the room she was very energetic. Sucking her big soft tits titillated me, and I could not get enough of grabbing her curvy ass in doggy or as she rode me.

For years I've had a fantasy about fucking the masseuse at Bernd's. I had read about Sandra on the forum for a long time, but my visits over the years must have coincided with her holidays. Reading that this key responsibility was now in the hands of Erika, I was determined to finally give this a try. By later afternoon spotted her, blonde and chubby with her ass adorably poking out from under her short pink smock. I asked her for a session and we climbed the stairs to the upper level, the first time I had ever gone that high at Bernd's, and it was so worth the 25 Euros for the sublime massage Erika provided. When she let me know time was up, I asked if sex was on the menu, and it was. Erika's not some kind of model, but she has a zaftig sexiness, boosted by her smile and personality. As much as that, the transgressive appeal of fucking my masseuse, even after many such forays in Thailand, Indonesia, the US, and elsewhere, never gets old. So that's what we did for the next half hour, she giving a nice BJ (sadly no CIM as she had dental work done recently), riding me, and me pounding her doggy up and flat on the table. Fun, and another box ticked.

The other two sessions were with very different kind of girls, slender, petite Romanians, one blonde and one brunette. Anna the blonde was tatted all over, which does not always appear to me but on her I loved it. Her face was adorable; to give a comparison think the Olsen twins. The only drawback was her lip filler, if that was what the work was, which just looked unnatural and was unnecessary. Anna was not much for verbal interaction or kissing, before or in the room. But her lips did feel great as she wrapped them around my cock before we moved from the main lounge to a room. I returned the favor with a long pussy licking session, enjoying the view of her O-face, before we explored what I could do with her spinner body.

Petite Tina's cute ass and pony tail caught my attention too. She offered more in the way of kissing, and I knew I had a good session in store from the quality of her couch blowjob. This olive-skinned honey knew how to fuck, and rode me to a hard cum. Tina turned out to be my last session of the day, because while I had ideas about staying until closing my jet lag tugged stronger than my libido, and I bussed back to Hennef for some well-deserved sleep.

The next day I steeled myself against the sneer of the 522 bus driver, and arrived at 1 pm opening time. With less than five hours until I had to leave to get to my train to the airport, I had a to-do list ready. At the top was fucking vivacious Maria. I jumped at the first opportunity, going right over to sit beside her as soon as she lay down a towel on a main lounge couch. She suggested having sex outside, which I heartedly agreed with, having enjoyed outdoor sessions at Oase and World in past years. The lounge chairs in the backyard did not look comfortable for such activity, so I proposed the open-door glorified shed off the backyard with its more inviting black couch. I settled down and Maria got on her knees to give a porn-star speed blowjob, great to look at but not especially pleasurable. So I soon motioned for her to climb onboard, which she did briefly, but it apparently wasn't to her liking so she proposed standing doggy with her bending over the couch. This provided the fantastic view of her ass and sexy back tattoos that I expected, and pumping her from behind just feet away from the elder gent sitting at the table just outside the room, with her loud (fake) moaning, had an exhibitionist appeal. I never did finish, since this was more of a tick-the-box fuck than one that tapped into what I really like in a session, but it was still fun.

There were a couple more girls present Thursday afternoon than Wednesday, another tall, pale brunette, and a black Dominicana. When I saw the latter on the couch upstairs I was intrigued. A recent Rio trip gave me some great experiences with negras, and so I thought I would try to extend my luck. Slender, she looked a little older and less toned that I would normally choose, but I was banking on experience having its advantages. She knew how to engage a guy with some sexy tongue kissing, and her capacity to converse in Spanish and English made interacting with her on a non-physical level more interesting than my other encounters at Bernd's. Couch action was brief, and in the room there was little fucking but most of the time she lavished her attention on my cock with fine dick sucking skills. Something she had in common with her Latin American counterparts I had met earlier in the summer. It was not the best of both worlds I had there, here more a service over looks situation, which some would agree has not been entirely unknown at Bernd's over the years.

Time allowed for two more sessions, both repeats. I sidled up to Emma on an upstairs couch and she readily went in for a tongue kiss and then dropped her head to my lap when I pulled my towel aside. After a few minutes we retreated to a room where it was playtime with her soft, curvy body.

And I was able to finish up with my most desired target, Anna. She was in some demand so when I saw her alone on a couch in the main lounge I slide beside her; she got the hint and undid my towel and dropped to her knees to give the other guests a BJ show. Inside the room I again dedicated a lot of time to licking her sweet little pussy. I just loved looking down as I slid into her, but even more watching in the mirror as her little ass bounced up and down until I came.

A good fuck like the one with Anna seemed the right way to wrap things up, after I made sure to have one last meal in the tiny dining room; I have always liked the food, which I find hearty and tasty. For the second time in two days, the payment process and girls' farewell receiving line reminded me of what has made Bernd's distinctive. I got wistful as I walked away from number 28, with hopes that even when the old house is a thing of the past, I would have the chance to see it reincarnated. (Here's hoping the reports of a new location are true!

[Downandup]

The German boards are reporting that a new location has been secured...

Great news, I hope it will improve the mood of the staff when I visit the original location in a few weeks.

[Fats]

The German boards are reporting that a new location has been secured but there will be about a 4 month delay between the old location closing and the new one opening.

[Sirioja]

Working til 22 September. Entry 50 at 8 pm.

[Neurosynth]

I made a few runs to Bernd's when I heard about this wonderful Dutch girl Mara. I had the pleasure of her company two times. And what a luving and sensual experience! Those were the best 30 minutes I have ever had with a professional sex worker. Thank you, sweet Mara. You are missed! Luvchicas.

Ditto! I spent for longer sessions. Wish I had a picture. She was beautifully plain like a farm girl. Or so she looked nude.

[LuvChicas]

I made a few runs to Bernd's when I heard about this wonderful Dutch girl Mara. I had the pleasure of her company two times. And what a luving and sensual experience! Those were the best 30 minutes I have ever had with a professional sex worker. Thank you, sweet Mara. You are missed! Luvchicas.